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Examinations

Summary:

When the crew (minus Fred bc he was probably doing marijuana in the bathroom) get transported to the ship, they (especially Gwen) think they're getting probed on the ship. Gwen and the others would be mistaken. (Gwen x a Thermian :3)

Notes:

This was in my dreams first before becoming an actual fanfic. I had some real fun writing this. :3 It's also kinda worth noting that this is presumably the first time I've added a tag for Galaxy Quest characters that appear unnamed. They'll just be mentioned as (species name) character(s), or (character credited in the end credits), whatever works. Though I'm kinda convinced that Lahnk was one of the Thermians, but I can't remember, maybe all three Thermians were unnamed. Someone tell me in the comments whether the Thermians during the probing scene are unnamed or not, because despite the fact I've seen this movie several times before, they weren't mentioned in the end credits, so I'm not sure if the roles were uncredited or not.

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"Yes, we wish to go to the ship." Gwen DeMarco, the wet dream of millions of adolescent boys, hot blonde, lieutenant, portrayer of Lt. Tawney Madison, wanted to go to the ship, thinking that it was an acting gig. Little did she know, that was a fucking lie by her smartass egotistical crewmate to coax them into going to the ship for a negotiation. "You see, we work together, or not at all."

"Wonderful. The captain had me continue transmission in case you changed your minds." Laliari told Gwen and the others before ordering 4 pods for departure.

"Uh, me too." Guy Fleegman, formerly expendable, redshirt, former pussy, now brave as hell, held up a finger, indicating that he would like to come too.

"Five pods for immediate departure." Laliari said, then started preparing the pods for the crew.

The jelly from the pod went up. Gwen was surprised. Alexander Dane, sarcastic wanker, British, five curtain calls, was an actor once, portrayer of Richard the Third and Dr. Lazarus, tried stepping off the pod, but somehow, the jelly caught up to him, and Guy and Tommy Webber, pilot, child actor, portrayer of Laredo, were also covered in jelly. Meanwhile, Fred Kwan, Asian, stoner, fix-it guy, portrayer of Tech Sergeant Chen, was in the backroom, because he was doing weed in the bathroom and needed some snacks. He could hear the zaps outside the teleporting room.

"Anyone have any change?" Fred tried asking someone for change, only to find out they didn't hear him.

And after a few minutes, the crew were teleported to the entrance of the ship. Gwen was first, and she was scared as fuck. Alexander joined her, and he was shivering with her. Then, Tommy, and finally, Guy, who was both fucking traumatized and shivering in fear. The crew had some time to react before three uncloaked Thermians came in. Gwen and Alex did not look stoked at all and kept shivering. Then, the Thermians came up to the foursome and took out some tools and held it to their faces. DeMarco, especially, was fucking panicking. Turned out her Thermian was waving a speculum in her face. Secretly, Gwen wanted that speculum, but she couldn't show that in front of her crewmates. After a long while, the Thermians took the crew to the medical quarters, where there were four tables ready for the examinations.

One Thermian was conversing with the other one, about what the crew should do first. Not even a minute after, that same Thermian turned to the crew and motioned to their uniforms, where he basically told them they should undress. So, Gwen, Alexander, Tommy, and Guy all began undressing, their clothing all falling in one place. The crew bent down and took their shoes before resuming with stripping themselves of their uniforms, before the men moved on to their shirts before throwing them with the uniforms, leaving them bare chested and in their boxers and Gwen in her maroon bra and lacy red panties. She was fucking nervous about this, but so were the rest of the crew.

"I'm not sure if I could do this..." Gwen softly whispered under her breath while wearing only her bra and panties.

"What the fuck are we supposed to do now?" Alexander was clearly shivering, more so than Gwen, because while she was somewhat still wearing something, at this point, Alex was hardly wearing anything except his boxers.

One of the Thermians pointed to the tables and had the crew lay down on them for the examination. Gwen, as well as Alexander, Tommy, and Guy, got on the table, but all four of them were barely able to keep their legs opened, especially Gwen, who was even shaking a little. The Thermian (that same Thermian who was waving the speculum in DeMarco's face) was talking to another Thermian (the same Thermian that apologized to the crew for scaring them) within earshot of said crew member. The aforementioned Thermians couldn't hear each other, so they went to the other side of the room. Since all 7 of them (the three Thermians and four crewmates) were in the room, the Thermians decided to revert to their disguised forms. That did seem to lessen Gwen's anxiety only by 18%.

"So, Mr. T, one of the Galaxy Quest crew members need an examination." The first Thermian started by telling his friend that one of the crew members needed to be examined.

"Don't all four of them need one?" The friend was clearly a fucking dumbass and had no idea what the hell his friend was talking about.

"Do I need to remove a piece of clothing for this?" The Thermian checked with his friend if he had to remove a piece of anyone's clothing for this exam.

"Yes, her panties need to be removed." By that point, the dumbass friend realized that he was talking about Gwen, that she needed an exam for any negative after effects.

Well, to be fair, so did Alexander, Tommy, and Guy, but that was besides the point. They could've specified which crew member it was, but they didn't. That dumbass had to be vague. The Thermian walked over to Gwen and grabbed both of her legs. He still had that speculum he tried inspecting her with earlier and was now going to be inspecting her, for real.

"Are those her panties, Mr. H?" The Thermian grabbed the lacy panties Gwen always had on and started pulling them down a little.

"If those are the lacy red ones she's currently wearing now, then yes, you just grabbed her panties." The dumbass friend confirmed that the Thermian that was examining Gwen did grab the correct undergarment.

"Do I slide them off now?" Another Thermian walked back over to Alexander and started to examine his prostate a bit.

"Yes, you just slide them right off." That same dumbass Thermian who answered the Thermian about to examine Gwen's vagina had just started to examine Tommy to make sure he was okay.

Gwen helped the Thermian slide off her panties and tossed them near the table she was laying on. Then, DeMarco laid back on the table and opened her legs for the examination. The Thermian grabbed both of Gwen's legs and spread them open so he could see her vagina, then walked over to one of the shelves to grab some lube, then applied some of the lube to the speculum, placed it inside Gwen's vagina, and started examining it.

"Lt. Madison, how does it feel?" Annnd, there's the crew member by their character name part.

"It's feeling great..." Gwen started closing her eyes slightly so she could feel the Thermian's finger inside her vagina.

"Well, Lt. Madison, what if I upped the examination?" The Thermian took a closer look inside DeMarco's vagina and wanted to turn her on some.

"Go on..." Gwen slightly sounded seductive as she felt the Thermian fingering her slightly.

"I don't see anything wrong with your pussy, but surely, that wouldn't stop me from playing with that tight pussy. ;)" Said Thermian inserted another finger into her pussy and began fingering her a bit.

Gwen grabbed onto the table in pleasure, letting out her usual loud moan. The dumbass Thermian finished examining Alexander and walked over to Guy, where he started pulling down his boxers a bit so he could examine him.

"That's pretty gay, Mr. H." The Thermian that was examining Tommy to make sure he was okay pointed out to that same dumbass who made assumptions about two crew members that what he did to Guy was a little gay.

"Nothing wrong with that, Mr. N." The same Thermian who was examining Gwen said across the room that there was nothing wrong with being gay.

"That wasn't meant to be sexual, Mr. N and Mr. T, now shut the fuck up!" That got the two jackass Thermians to shut up fast.

Back with Gwen, she continued moaning loud from feeling the Thermian's fingers inside her vagina, which was already titillating to her. Alexander and Tommy had no idea what to say to Gwen about that.

"Lt. Madison?" The Thermian's hand was on Gwen's bra covered breast and he placed it there to get her attention.

Gwen sat back up and started to look at the Thermian, wearing nothing but a satin bra and a smile on her face. DeMarco grabbed the speculum and helped her Thermian with removing the tool from her vagina before washing it off and placing it in the drawer with the other tools. Then, that same Thermian walked over to two dumbasses and wanted to converse with one of them again.

"What else does Lt. Madison need?" The friend was in the middle of examining Guy when his equally unlikable friend was asking him something regarding Gwen.

"She needs her breasts examined, Mr. T." That dumbass friend wanted Gwen to get her breasts examined in case she had any after effects.

The Thermian's friend shook his head. He then walked back over to Gwen, who was still bottomless and wearing her bra. Said Thermian grabbed one of Gwen's bra straps and started lowering it off her shoulder a bit. Gwen sat up, reached behind her back, and unclasped her bra before helping the Thermian remove it and then having it thrown to the floor with her panties, exposing her large breasts. The Thermian grabbed Gwen and laid her back on the table before grabbing one of her breasts and feeling the weight of it in his hand, allowing her to moan some.

"Ohhh..." Gwen blissfully sighed as her Thermian started rubbing his thumb on her nipple a bit. "Awww..."

The same Thermian moved on to Gwen's other breast and proceeded to feel the weight of that one also. DeMarco could not handle it anymore. She roughly grabbed onto the Thermian examining her and pulled on his uniform in pleasure, allowing him to moan a little.

"You guys can get dressed now." Dumbass Thermian told the crew they could get dressed now that the examination was done.

Gwen didn't move from the table, but everyone else did. She just laid still on the table, still nude, and still waiting for an examination. Both Thermians looked at DeMarco and told her she could get dressed too. She still didn't move, just stayed still. Apparently, Gwen was so turned on by this entire probing business that she wanted more. Eventually, it did have to stop, though.

"Please..." Gwen was practically begging for the Thermians to fuck her. Or probe her at least.

And so, that was what the Thermians did. Meanwhile with Alex, Tommy, and Guy, they were all getting dressed back up when they heard Gwen loudly moan once again, like she always did, so that was nothing new. After getting dressed, the men all stayed around for a bit, waiting to see what the Thermians will do to their only female crewmate next. They didn't want to leave without her. She took this whole "we do things as a crew or we don't do them at all" business very seriously and they thought that also applied to more intimate activities.

So, they stayed behind for a little while. It took several minutes before Gwen finally had a screaming orgasm and got off the table, the Thermians following suit.

"You guys didn't have to wait for me." Gwen grabbed her bra from the floor and started putting it back on.

"We know, but you said, we do shit as a crew or not at all." Alexander noticed a little bit of side boob from Gwen as she was putting her bra on before pulling it down slightly for her desired cleavage.

DeMarco then grabbed her panties and started putting them back on also. Both Tommy and Alex couldn't help but notice how lacy and flimsy Gwen's panties were. Surely they looked really pretty, but they could rip easy if not careful. Gwen always coveted the lacy undergarment and had a bunch of the thin undergarments back at home.

"I did." Gwen straight up told the crew while grabbing her uniform and putting it back on, making sure her bra and panties were covered all the way. Then, she picked up her shoes and started putting them back on while telling her crew, "That does not apply to sexual activities or solo performances."

"So it doesn't apply to masturbation, Gwen?" Guy asked in a moment of awkwardness.

Gwen, Alexander, and Tommy all stood in awkward silence before the former tried laughing it off. Awkward as hell was all it had to be said. After that, all four of them left the room, Gwen blowing a kiss to the Thermians before leaving. Then, after all that was over, they decided to stand there while thinking about their fates. DeMarco didn't get raped by the Thermians at all. so she didn't really have anything to worry about. Guy, Alexander, and Tommy on the other hand should be worried as hell. Meanwhile at the electronics store, Fred was still looking for some change so he could bring some snacks with him.

"Change, anyone?" Kwan looked everywhere for some quarters, even nickels and pennies. No fucking luck.

Fred decided to say "fuck that" and headed out to the loading deck so he could go to space also, since his crew broke their vows (though to be fair Fred did walk off) of staying together. There, he saw the love of his life, Thermian Laliari. She was at the loading deck for the others, and she was back at said deck.

"You wish to go to the ship?" Laliari checked with Fred to make sure he wanted to go to the ship.

Fred raised his eyebrows in acknowledgement. He was unfazed, as always. Was he stoned? Seriously, Fred had to be stoned, right? Right? Anyways, Laliari took it as a yes, that and because she had a crush on him for a while. However, once they were actually on the ship, that was when Laliari and Fred's feelings would really bloom.

"I will be meeting you at the ship! <3" Laliari said to Fred with love before saying, "End transmission!"

So, Fred was covered with jelly and transported to the ship. However, unlike his other crewmates (even know Guy wasn't an official crewmate at the time), Kwan did not get his ass probed. Damn shame really. A few minutes later, the crew members were at the lobby, and Guy scared the shit out of Gwen with his screaming. (Even know in actuality, it was neither of their faults, the instructor or director did not warn Gwen's actress what was going to happen, purposefully, OP might add). Then, that was when Fred finally made an appearance.

"That was a hell of a thing."