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1. Hit Me Baby One More Time by BeanBagsAndOtherLuxuries

   Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Sep 2025

   Tags

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   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow
   • Penelope Bunce & Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch & Simon Snow
   • Penelope Bunce & Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Penelope Bunce & Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch & Simon Snow
   • Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Penelope Bunce
   • Ebeneza "Ebb" Petty
   • Nicodemus Petty
   • Fiona Pitch
   • Agatha Wellbelove
   • Dev (Simon Snow)
   • Ruth Salisbury
   • The Mage (Simon Snow)
   • Time Travel Fix-It
   • Sort Of
   • simon remembers the future but he hasn't lived it already
   • sort of slowish burn
   • Simon Snow Loves Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • power of friendship saves the day
   • thats actually canon compliant
   • Angst
   • in the form of to be or not to be about killing your father figure
   • Post-Book 2: Wayward Son
   • Post-Book 3: Any Way the Wind Blows (Simon Snow)
   • but like
   • through spoilers
   • Getting Together
   • the gentlest of simon snow
   • the sweestest of one bazilton grimm pitch
   • They are so in love your honour
   • Watford Eighth Year (Simon Snow)
   • Bickering and Banter
   • Remembering your established relationship
   • no beta we die like the numpties after simon is done with them
   • i dont really get Agatha so that might be ooc
   • Canon Compliant
   • yet still
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

   Summary

   I open my eyes and see the Mage standing just inside the door, looking amused. No, not amused. There is something darker beneath the surface.

   He is not supposed to look amused. He is not supposed to look anything. The Mage is dead.

   The Mage is dead and I gave my magic away. The Mage is dead and I was home with Baz, sleeping after we watched a film on his laptop in bed.

   The Mage is dead and I killed him.

    

   (Simon Snow is granted three years worth of memory on his first day back and he does everything in his heroic power to make sure that things turn out better this way. With the power of his magic and memory on his side, he will save the day, steal the kiss and get his happy ending.)

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