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HARAM FILE NO. 1:
the victem is sou hiyori, ultimate bum. he was decapitate and has big blood scrape all over body time of deth during lunch brake
WIERD RECIPT:
An wierd recipt send 2 SUPER NEW BAG DAD, UTAH
SAHABA DOLLS:
abu bakr and umar and ali and uthman r dolls
SADDAM HUSSEIN DOLL:
saddam hussein is also a dole for some reeson and have cut all ove
BUTTEN:
butten maked saddam vanish and a meet loaf was rhere
WTF IN POCKET:
namichi monokurumada have nife in pockit with blood????
HALAL SHIT MAI HEAD FOOD:
mai head was cook as food and it tastes so much shit
SARA ALIBI:
sara was vomit the entire time muder
SPOON:
thare spoon with fursuit marks on it
DAJJALS WOKE AGENDA:
dajjal is super woke n tryign 2 destroy traditionel islamick country like saudi arabia
FLORES:
bottem flore is pack packag flore this is were sou body was found middel is pick shit and send and also send things conteiner top flore is fork lif at front is brake rooms and area were u can smock and vape on brake
MAI SHITTY:
how is mai still alive and so shit when her shitty hed that tastes like shit was cook
HARAM
TRIEL
reccomended music yttd gates of hell
a extremley hevvy air filled the spase
it was also rlly smelly mai smelld like a giant turd becuse well rhwts what she is
"nao💋💋💋💋💋💋im💁💁💁💁scared😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😓😓😓😓" say sara
"u s s s s s should b b b b b be....!!" say nao
"ur🫵🫵🫵🫵not🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫👎👎👎👎⛔⛔⛔⛔helping😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😭😭" say sara
"s s s s s sara,,,, i i i i i i..." say nao then kai interupt "there there little 1s" say kai 'its all gona b ok" and he hug both "im a mothr i kno how kids r,,, ur gonna b just fine" and it was sweet and holesome
"FINELLY CHAPTER FOUUUUUUUURRRR!!!" shout monokurumada
the dajjal have a big and evil smile
"HAHAHA" lagh dajjal
"WELLCOME MY LITTLE MAGGETS TO THE FIRST HARAM TRIAL BARK BARK HISS HISS" "THIS TRIAL WILL B VERY HARAM,,,, THE MOST HARAM YET!!!! AND REMBER... U CHOSE IT 2 BE THIS WAY BARK BARK HISS HISS!!!"
"U CHOSE 2 EXECUT IMAM MAHDI AND EMBRASE DAJJAL BARJ HISS" dau dajjal
"astaghfirullah' say muhammad
"now" say dajal
"how it works is this"
"the victem,,, sou hiyori,,, hahaha bRk bark hiss he has died in state of kufr BARK BARK HISS HISS"
"so hes gona go 2 hell" say dajjal
"thats not true!!!!" say kana "kanna mite have hated kanna brother,,, but sous not going hell!!!!"
"hmmm u sure about that wa ha ha" say keiji
"uhhh idk brozzer" say mugammad
"Allah is displeased with Sou Hiyori, and Allah has promised Sou Hiyori a stay in the Fire of Hell, wherein he will abide eternally. It is sufficient for him. Allah has cursed him, and he will suffer a never-ending punishment. Indeed, Sou Hiyori will be left to drink oozing pus, which he will drink with difficulty, and can hardly swallow. Death will overwhelm him from every side, yet he will not ˹be able to˺ die. Awaiting him still is harsher torment. Have you not seen that Allah created the heavens and the earth for a reason? If He wills, He can eliminate you and produce a new creation. And that is not difficult for Allah at all. And indeed, Allah is ever Forgiving and Merciful." say allah speeking thru muhamad
"oh hehehe kanna was wrong hehehe" say kanna and gitgle
"YES!!!" say dajal "HAHAHAHA BARK HISS HISS"
"and u will join him in hell IF U GET THE KILLER WRONG AND DIE,,,, OR THE KILLER WILL GO 2 HELL TO IF CAUGHT AND DIED BARK BARK HISS HISS!!!!"
"AND THAT IS THE POINT OF THE TRIEL!!!! IT IS TO FIND WHO KILLED HIM!!!! BARK BARK HISS HISS HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"ok" say hinak "thats kinda the same as the other triels GOSH ur so freaking lame i thoght this would b a hole new trial"
"BARK!!! SHUT UP" shout dajjal 'START SOLVEING ALREDDY"
"f f f f f fuck...." think dajjal i meen nao "this m m m n n n m m m m mite be most h h h h h haram y y y y y yet....!!!!" say nao
"o o o ok" say nao "w w w w w w w we f f f f f f f f f f f f first...."
"UR TAKEING SO LONG THAT IS MAKEING ME ANGRY!!!" shout umar ibn al khatab "WE HAVE TO WORK OUT HOW HE WAS KILL!!!!"
"who the fuck r u" say keiji
"im umar" "ok"
"true" say Uthman "who the fuck r u" say keiji "im uthman' "ok"
"yeah we have to solve this!!!" say abu bakr "who the fuck r u" say keiji "im abu bakr" "ok"
"ok lets discuss how the victem died" say ali
NON STOP DEBATE
reccomended music gate of hell yttd
ali: ok so how did sou die
keiji: who the fuck r u
abi: im abi ibn ali talib
keiji: ok
ali: fsrrynthat was a typo i ment 2 say ali ibn abi talib
keiji: ok
Allah: Those who wish to solve this murder must testify, swearing four times by Allah that indeed, he is among the truthful, and a fifth oath that the curse of Allah be upon him if he should be of the liars.
Allah: No one fabricates lies except those who disbelieve in Allah’s revelations, and it is they who are the ˹true˺ liars.
Allah: Indeed, who is among the truthful?
muhammad: wallahi i am not za imbostar
Allah: Indeed, O Prophet, you are of great moral character.
Allah: And thus We have sent down to you the ˹Non-Stop Debate˺. And those to whom previously participated in the trials believe in it, as do some of these pagan Japanese.
Allah: You, O Prophet, could not read any writing ˹even˺ before this ˹debate˺, nor could you write at all. Otherwise, the people of falsehood would have been suspicious.
Allah: But this ˹Non-Stop Debate˺ is ˹a set of˺ clear revelations ˹preserved˺ in the hearts of those gifted with knowledge. And none denies Our revelations except the ˹stubborn˺ wrongdoers.
Allah: They say, “If only ˹some˺ signs had been sent down to him from his Lord!” Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “inshallah letz dizcuzz za murder.”
muhammad: inshallah letz dizcuzz za murder
kanna: that didnt change thing
qtaro: WELL WHAT THE FUCK WE TALK ABOUT
keiji: honestley ur gridnly mr polise man has no idea were to start that job was so boreing i forgot shit... wa ha ha
sara: yea😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
dajjal: HAHAHAHAHA BARK BARK HISS HISS HISS SOUNDS LIKE MY PLAN WORKED!!!! UR ALL DOOM
kai: oh deer.... this is quite unfortunat... this is why i tell my childen 2 pay more attenshin school
monokurumada: FUUUUUUUCK ITS CHAPTER FOUUUUUUR AND WE DONT EVEN HAVE A MURDER WEPPON LIKE POISON OR FALLING 2 DIED OR TOILET PAPPER
"n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n no t t t t t t t t t t t t h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h hh h h h h h h hh h. aw a a a a a aa a a aaa a a a t t t t t t t t t t t t t t. tt. t t t ts s s s s s w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w ww w w r r rr r r r r r r r rr r r o o o o. o o o o o o n n n. n n n n. n n n n n n. n n n n ng g g gg g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g...!!!" say nai
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"t t t t t ybats b n n n not true....!!!" say nao
"HMMMMMM????" say monokurumada "WHAT IS"
"i s s s s s s s s s s saw u h h h h h h h h h h have t t t t toilet p p p p paper.....!!!"
"so what" say qtaro and he shake hat "in AMERICAAA we use toilet papper and not fucking water up ass" "i d d d d d dont care about the t t t tt t t t t t t toilet paper....!" say nao
"what im c c c c c c care about is ur ass... i s s s s s ss s s ss aw it when i c c c c c cc c c c c c c check ass"
"WOAHHHHHH😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😆😆besty😭😭😭😭😭u😭cant😭say😭that😭thats :pervert:" say sara
"n n n n n n n n o i m m n m ment i s s saw his a a a aa a a a aa a a a ass...!!!"
":pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert:" say sara
"im t t t t t t talk about ....!!"
DROP DOWN MENU
A) HES GOT NICE ASS
B) THE NIFE
C) BOTH
"o o oo o o ok i c c c c c cc c c cant lie hes got a n n n n n n nice ass,,,, b b b b but h h h he also had a nife in pockit....!!"
"WHAT" say monokurumada "THATS NOT SHIT BUGGING TRUE WHY WOULD I THAT MARTIAL ART"
"actully" say umar ibn al khatab reccomended music eden garden class triel brekthru deddly reducks "i saw tha to"
FLASH BACK
Narrated 'Umar 'bin al-Khattab:
The employees of Jeff Bezos used to go out to answer the call of nature before their shift. Once Naomichi Monokurumada went out and he was a tall man. `Umar 'bin Al-Khattab saw him while he was in a gathering, and said, "I have recognised you, O Monokurumada!" He (`Umar) said so as he was anxious for some Divine orders regarding the public toilets (the act of defecating in public.) So Allah revealed the Verse of public toilets.
FLASH BACK END
"U SAW ME SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTT??!!!!?!" shout monkaramada "yes i like waching ppl shit" say umar "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR SO GROSS BARK BARK HISS" sau dajjal "mashallah" say muhammad "ok" say keij "why is p9int of wa ha ha ha" "omar i m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m meen umar i m n m m m m m n n n m m m mm m m m meen omar i meen umar c c c c c c confirmed somthing b b b b big...." say nao
OPTIONS
A MURDER WEPPON
B SUSSPECT
C MONOKURUMADAS NICE ASS
D ALL OF THE ABOVE
and nao pres d
then music silent
"w w w w w w w we m m m m m m m m may h h h h have found the k k k k k k k kill alreddy....!!!"
"HMMMM???" say monokurumada "IMPRESSIV! U FOUND OUT THE SHIT BUGGING MARTIAL ART KILLER BEFORE EVEN I THE BUFF CHAPTER 4 GUY DID!!! U MITE BE SAKURA BUT LIKE BEFORE SHE GOT BUFF BECUSE SHE WASENT BORN BUFF I THINK"
"y y y y yes...." say nao "a a a a a a and this m m m m m m meens...."
"t t t t t t tt t t t r r t t t t t the k k k k kk k k k k k k k kk k killer.... i i i i i i s y y y y you....!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAT" say mknokurumada
NON STOP DEBAT
reccomended music discuss het up
monokurumada: HOW AM I THE SHIT BUGGING KILLER IM NOT EVEN USE MY MARTIAL ARTS MOOVE
umar ibn al-khattab: u had a nife up ur ass
keiji: wa ha ha ha ofc shoving somthing like that up ur ass will make blood
keiji: im polise i shold kno
sara: ouch🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
qtaro: that sounds fucking PANEFULL EVEN WORSE THEN BIDETS SO GLAD IM AMERIC🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
monokurumada: YEAH WELL IT WAAAAAAAAAASSSS
monokurmada: IT WAS JUST ME TRYIGN 2 KILL MYSELF BECUSE THIS IS CHAPTER FOUUUUUUUURRRRR!!!!!
monokurumada: AND IT FAILD...... DONT TORTURE ME ANY MORE ABOUT CHAPTER FOUUUUUUUUUUUR IM ALREDDY FOUUUUUUUUUUUR TIMES SO SAD!!!!!!
kai: oh my poor cgild it hurts me as a mother 2 heer about such suffering in our youth
monokurumada: I HAD NOTHING 2 DO IN CHAPTER FOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!! IT WAS JUST A FAILED SAKURA OOGAMI SUISIDE!!!!
hinako: but ur a freaking buff conformist chapter 4 poser
kai: dont say that thats impolite,,, hes had a bad day alreddy pls be nice
"h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h hh h h mmm..... i i i i i i i i i i i. i i i i i. i i i i i is it t t t t t t t true???" then she speed 2
monokurumada: I HAD NOTHING 2 DO IN CHAPTER FOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!! IT WAS JUST A FAILED SAKURA OOGAMI SUISIDE!!!!
"n n n n n n n n n n n no thats w w w w w wrong.....!!!!"
reccomended music ass trial solar
"s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s sorry monokurumad,,, b b b b b b b but thats w w w w w w wrong....!!!"
"WOMAAAAAN U DARE TO SHIT ON MY BUG WITH MARTIAL ARTS???" shout nonokurumada "no....!!" say nao "b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b ut if the n n n nn n n n nife was just a s s s s s s s s s suiside attempt... somthing d d d d d d dosent make sense about ur actions....!!" "WHAAAAAATTTT????" say monkkirumada
OPTIONS
A TOILET PAPER
B HIDEING
C THE WORMS
then press c the worms and she went "n n n n n n nn no im wrong every1 thinks im fraud....!!" and lost helth point then the options came up agan
OPTIONS
A TOILET PAPER
B HIDEING
C THE WORMS
then press A toilet papper
"t t t t t t t t t t t the toilet pp p p p paoer....!!!!!" "this i i i i i i i i i i i i i snt somthing s s s s s s ss s s s sakura ogami w w w w w w ww would d d d d d do....!!!"
"HMMMMM" say monokurumada "BUTT THATS WHOW MIU IRUMA DIED"
"exactley" say miu iruma i meen nao egokoro "a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a abd brings 2 my n n n n n n n n n n nsxt p p p p ppoint,,,,"
"miu iruma w w w w w ww w w was n n n n n not b b b b b b uff,,,,"
"OHHHHHHHHH😮😮😮😮😮😮😮Iℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️GET📩📩📩📩📩📩📩IT🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡"
"SHE🧝🧝🧝🧝🧝WAS⌛⌛⌛⌛⌛⌛⌛KILL🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸BY🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒A🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️BUFF💪💪💪💪💪💪💪GUY👬👬👬👬👬👬👬👬" say sara
"e e e e e e e ee e e e e e e ee e exactley.....!!!" say nao "monokruumada... p p p p pp. pp. pp p p p plannd to b b b b b b b b b b e l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ike g g g g gg g g g g gg g gng g g g g g g g gonta,,,, not n n n n n n n n n n. n n n nekomaru or s s s s s s s s s s sakura....!!!"
"shit...... bug...... martia..... art...." say moonokurumada and swett
"wa ha ha" say ke8j "isnt thatto obvious tho" "its like he dident even try"
"i i i i i i i i i i its chapter 4" say nao "i i i i i i i ii i i i. i i i i its always o o o o o o o. o o o o o bovious...!!" "yes" say kanna
"ok" say muhammad "so we will vote for za buff guy inshallah" "zat iz a shame u had to zummen me for zumzing so obviouz" "bit of a wazte" "i agree" say umar "fucking laem tbh"
"NAOMICHI NO CAN INGORE THAT!!!" shout monokrumada
"WHAT U MEEN, NAO???"
"w w w w what???" say nao "w w w w w w w w w w w why t t t t t t t t t tt t talk l l l l l l l l l l ll l l like that???"
"WHAT WRONG?!!?!! NAO GOOFING OFF!!!! NOT GENTLEWOMANLY AT ALL!!!"
REBUTTEL SHODOWN
NAOMICHI MONOKURUMADA
"THIS NO TIME FOR NONESENSE!!!!"
"U CAN NO USE TOILET PAPPER...."
"IN PLASE OF ROPE!!!"
"WOULD TEAR TO EASY!!!!"
"EVEN NAOMICHI NO THAT,,, AND NAOMICHI NOT SMART!!!"
ADVANSE
"t t t t t tt t t t t toilet paper d d does t t t tt t tt t t t tt ear a a a a a a a a a apart up ur ass,,, y y y yy y yy yess... b b b b bb ut...."
"w w ww w w ww wwll its better then a r r rr r r r r rope... that w w w w w w w ould n n n n n n nn n n n not even w w ww w w w w work....!!"
NAOMICHI MONOKURUMADA
"sou died such an awful death..."
"SO WHY U NO TAKE THIS SRSLY?!!??!"
"U CALL URSELF ULTIMATE RED HARE?!??!!"
"USE UR HEDD!"
"FIGURE OUT REEL MURDER WEPPON!!!!"
"I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I II I. I I I I I I I I I I I II LL C C C C CC C C CC C C C C CC C C C C UT THRU T T T TT T T TT T T T TT T T HOSE W W WW W W W W WW ORDS.....!!!" say nao
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"m m m m m m m m m m. m m m m m m m murder weppon....??"
"o o o o. o o o o o o o o o. o o o obviousley the t t t t tt t t t t t toilet p p p p p paper wasent murder weppon....!!"
"the n n n n n nife w w w w was....!!!"
"HAHAHAHHAHAHA BARK BARK HISS HISS" shout dajal
"oh....." say monokurumada "srry... naomichi not really understand shit bug martial art..." "srryy,,, nao!!!! naomichi was ron!!!"
"why🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔are🤳🤳🤳🤳🤳you🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵talking🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️like👍👍👍👍👍👍👍that☝️👆👆👆👆👆👆👆☝️☝️👆☝️" say sara
"b b b b b b becuse,,,, h h h h hes transformd in2...."
OPTIONS
A SAKURA
B NEKOMARU
C GONTA
press c GONT
"h h h h he f f f f failed to k k k k kill himself,,,,a a a a a and...." "h h h h h h he had n n n n n nobody to d d d d d duel .... so h h h h h he b b b became gonta....!!!"
"thats why.... he k k k killed sou hiyoir!!!"
"........" say momokurumada.
"shit. bug. martial art"
"i wanted 2 be the first chapter 4 buff guy 2 get away with it,,,, but...."
"i imitate my heros to much..... and got shat on by bugs with martial art" say monokurumada
"so🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦you🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵admit🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️it🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡" say sara
"yes" say monokurumada
"im killer"
"first i thought about killing my self,,,,, but.... i just couldent give up and die a non-chapter FOUUUUR deth. no matter wat." say monokurumada "there was no poisen 4 me 2 kill my self..... any othar way of suiside would b a DISGRAAAAAAASE 2 CHAPTER FOUUUUUR!!!!"
"and i was to shy 2 challenge some1 2 a duel"
"THEN.... A BUG SHAT UPON MY MARTIAL ARTS SKILL" say monokurumada
"AND I REELISED,,, I COULD JUST KILL THAT SHITTING BUG MARTIAL ART CALL SOU HIYORI,,, AND USE TOILET PAPERRRRRRRRR!!!!"
"SO I WAITED FOUUUUUUUR THE BRAKE TIIIIIME,,,,, AND STABED HIM AND THEN HIDE BLOOD WITH SHIT N TOLET PAPPER!!!!"
"THEN I TOOK THE NIIIIIIIIFE,,,, AND PUT IT UP MY ASSSSSSSS TO OBSCURE THE BLOOOOOODD WITH MY SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!"
"wow😮😮😮😮😮" say sara
"wa ha ha imagine geting killd by a fuckhed like u" say keiji "cant say i xpected more from that soy boy thoygh" "HAHAHAHA BARK HISS HISS " say dajjal "so do u guy think u found killr" "are u reddy vote" "im so shit bugging srry,,, guys.... i...." say monkkirumada "i didnt.... martial arts any of this shit to bug u...."
"u uu u u u u u ummm...." say nao and she think "i i i i i i i i i is there a a a a a a a any off about his c c c c c c c c confessin,,,,,"
OPTION
A YES
B YES
"yes" say nao "O Nao, who are you talking to?" say allah "uhh m m m m myself" say nao "i think m m m m m monokurumadas c c c c c confesinnb,,,, i i i is a b b b b b bit off....""
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT U DARE SAY I WOULD SHIT THE BUG MARTIAL ART DURING CHAPTER 4"
"y y y y yes" say nao "b b b b b becuse,,,,, it c c c c c c contradicts sonthing e e e e e else....!!!"
"WHAAAAAAT THR SHIIIIIIT????" shout monokurumada
"w w w w w what d d d d d does his c c c c c c c c c c c c cc c c c c c c c confessin contradict,,,,????"
TRUTH BULLATS
HARAM FILE NO. 1:
the victem is sou hiyori, ultimate bum. he was decapitate and has big blood scrape all over body time of deth during lunch brake
WIERD RECIPT:
An wierd recipt send 2 SUPER NEW BAG DAD, UTAH
SAHABA DOLLS:
abu bakr and umar and ali and uthman r dolls
SADDAM HUSSEIN DOLL:
saddam hussein is also a dole for some reeson and have cut all ove
BUTTEN:
butten maked saddam vanish and a meet loaf was rhere
WTF IN POCKET:
namichi monokurumada have nife in pockit with blood????
HALAL SHIT MAI HEAD FOOD:
mai head was cook as food and it tastes so much shit
SARA ALIBI:
sara was vomit the entire time muder
SPOON:
thare spoon with fursuit marks on it
DAJJALS WOKE AGENDA:
dajjal is super woke n tryign 2 destroy traditionel islamick country like saudi arabia
PRESENT HARAM FILE NO 1
"m m m m m m m mm. m m m m m m m m. mm" "WHAT" shout monokurumada "m m m m. m... o o o o o o ks srry, u u u u u u u said t t t t that u stabed sou"
"YES I DID"
"b b b b b b b b b b b but.... sou was b b b b b b behedded,,,,"
"u w w w w ww w w w w ww w w w w w w ww would kno that if u saw b b b b b b b. b b b body, o o o o o. o o o o o or even r r r rr r read haram file....!!"
"OH SHIT BUG" say monokurumada and swett
"what🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔" say sara
"butt🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦" say sara "then⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫💬💬💬💬💬💬"
"y y y y y y y yt es sara...." say nao "i d d dd d dont think he wa even nesr the b b b b b b b ody....!!"
then qtaro took his hat off and it was shocking
"heheheh" say qraro "well during the investigasion i saw a nife poking out his thigh" "so i thoght he was MITEY SUSPUISHIS FROM START"
"NOOOOOO NOT YOUUUUUUU TOOOOOOOOOO!!!" shout mokokurumad
"t t t t tt t t t t tt t t t t t t t t t t t t t t this is my n n n n. n n n n. n n n b n n n n n n. next p p p p p o o o pp p p p. p p p point..." sau nao
"about the n n n n n nife....!!"
"what about it ya ani" say muhamad
"its wierd how u even get c c cc c c c c cc c c aught with it... by three diffrent ppl"
"in f f f fact...."
"it g g g g g g gives u a alibi!!!"
"WHAAAAAAT THE SHIT BUG MARTIAL ART HOW" say monokurumad
"rember what uhhh w w ww w w whays ur name agan" said nao "im umar" say umar "ok umar" say nao "he s s s s s s ssaod..."
FLASH BACK
Narrated 'Umar 'bin al-Khattab:
The employees of Jeff Bezos used to go out to answer the call of nature before their shift. Once Naomichi Monokurumada went out and he was a tall man. `Umar 'bin Al-Khattab saw him while he was in a gathering, and said, "I have recognised you, O Monokurumada!" He (`Umar) said so as he was anxious for some Divine orders regarding the public toilets (the act of defecating in public.) So Allah revealed the Verse of public toilets.
FLASH BAKC END
"b b but..." say nao
"sou died during b b b b b brake,,,, n n n n not before s s s s ss s s shift....!!"
"and i saw it during the i i i i i i i i i i i i nvestigate....!!"
"oh fuck" say umar "i dont kno what that meens im from like the 7th century so can u explane im a bit out my depth AND THAT MAKES ME ANGERY GRRRRRR"
"its ok" say nao
"it m m m m mmm m m meens"
OPTIONS
A MONOKURUMADA FRAME HIMSELF
B MONOKURUMADA HAD THE NIFE B4 MURDER EVEN HAPPEN
C MONOKURUMADA NEVER EVEN HAD CHANSE 2 BE NEAR BODY
D NIFE WAS UP MULTIPLE DIFFRENT PARTS IN BODY WHY
nao press E ITS ALL OF IT ITS FUCKING ALL OF IT AGAN
"s s s s so..."
"we k k k k k know t t t thjs..."
"he was desprit 2 dd d d d die t t t this chapter but didnt"
"we also kno he didnt even kno how sou died"
"and he had the nife in diffrent body parts..."
"why shit i do that bug, martial art woman??" say monokurumada and swett
reccomended music confess truth 2015 ass attorn
"U W W W WW W WW W W W WW W W W W W W WW W W WERE TRYIGN 2 GARANTEE U BECOME A S USPECT!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait theres a contradiction thare" shout monokurumada
"what' say nao
"HAHAHA BRK BARK HISS HISS KEEP FITEING" shoit dajjal
"SHUT UPPOPP" shout monokurumad "THE SHIT BUGGING CONTRADICK IS SIMPEL"
"U SAY I FRAME MYSELF?????? THAT I DID IT BECUSE I WANTED 2 DIE IN CHAPTER FOUUUUUUUUURRRRR???"
"y y y y y y. y y y y y yes" say nao
"I MUST SAY,,,, THAT MAKES A SHIT BUGGING LOTS OF MARTIAL ARTS SENSE. UNFORTUNETLY.... THERE IS 1 MASSIVE SHIT IN UR ARGUEMENT"
"w w what" say nao
"I HAD THE NIFE REDDY THE ENTIRE TIME 2 FRAME MYSELF?????" say monokurumad "BUT THAT DOSENT MAKEA NY SHIT BUGGING SENSE OF MARTIAL ART" "how" say nao
"SIMPLE U SHIT BUG MARTIAL ART WOMAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!! HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN 2 SHOVE A NIFE UP MY ASS MY THIGH AND MY POCKIT...."
"BEFORE ANY1 EVEN DIED IN CHAPTER FOUUUUUUUUUURRRRR!!!!!!!"
"HOW WOULD I KNOW HIS DIE WAS INVOLVE A NIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEE???? IF HE DIED ANY OTHER WAY,,,,, I WOUDLENT EVEN HAVE SHIT TO BUG U WITH!!!!!"
"ghrk!!! (h hes right) say nao
then nao think
"w w w w w wait...."
"there is actully...." "o o o o o o o one w w w w way,,,,"
"WHAT" say monokurumad
"if u m m m m n m make a d d d d d deel,,, a t t t t t twisted deel ....."
"b b b b but.... w w w w with who....??" say nao
"oh🙀🙀🙀🙀cmon🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄besty🙄🙄🙄🙄its🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄so🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄obvious🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄"
"wa ha ha ha... i dont like were this go ..." say keij
"oh deer,,,,," say kai "this triel is takeing quite a while.... u childrn need 2 be asleep! its a school nite... oh deer oh deer..." say kai "OH [Removed. Inappropriate language] I DIDNT REELISE HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN IM GOING 2 BE LATE FOR MY BUISNESS MEETING AFTER MY BUISNESS MEETING AFTER LUNCH AFTER MY MEETING AFTER BREKFFAST BEFORE LUNCH AFTER BRUNCH" shout hayasak
"TRUE HAHAHAHA" say dajal "so for that" "its time for a haram brake!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screem muhammad
HARAM TRIEL BRAKE
"ok every111, heres a chanse 2 make exactley 1 cent with some HARAM GAMBLING!!!" shout dajjal "HERE R THE BOOKY ODDS FOR EACH POTENTIL KILLR"
DAJJALBET
NAO EGOKORO - 1.01
SARA CHIDOUIN - 1.01
KANNA KIZUCHI - 1.01
THE DAJJAL - 1.01
KEIJI SHINOGI - 1.01
QTARO BURGERKING - 1.01
SOU HIYORI - 1.01
KAI SATOU - 1.01
NAOMICHI MONOKURUMADA - 1.01
HINAKO MISHUKU - 1.01
SHUNSUKE HAYASAKA - 1.01
ALLAH - 1.01
MUHAMMAD - 1.01
UMAR IBN AL KHATTAB - 1.01
ALI IBN ABI TALIB - 1.01
UTHMAN IBN AFFAN - 1.01
ABU BAKR - 1.01
MAI TSURUGI - 0
"HAHAHAHA SEE THAT??? NO MATTER HWO U PICK UR EITHER LOSEING MONEY OR MAKEING BARELY ANY!!!! PLUS ITS HARAM HAHAHAHAHAHAH BARK BARK HISS HISS!!!!" barked dajjal
HARAM TRIEL RESUME
"o o o ok" say nao
"i k k k k kno who monokurumad make deel with"
"Ah, Nao Egokoro! You placed a [Removed. Gambling is illegal in the Islamic Republic of Iran] on [DajjalBet.com] did you? Ha Ha Ha how fun !! Who did you pick?" say hayasak "BECAUSE IVE GOT SOME PROFFESSIONEL TIPS TO SELL U FOR BUSINESS BUISNESS BUISNESS !!"
"yes i bet a hundred on d d d d ddajjal" "its to obvious i m m m m m m mm m m m m mite as well m m m m m m m m make a doller f f f f f from it,,,, e e e every sent counts"
"DAJJAL🙀🙀🙀🙀but🥺🥺🥺🥺hes just a little boy🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" say sara
"hes literrly dajjal" say nao
"oh😂😂😂😂ya✅✅✅✅ i forgot🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭" say sara
reccomended music
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAYAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" lagh dajjal "WELL UR GOING 2 LOSE A HUNDRED BUCKS THEN BIG SHIT NAO!!! HAHAHAHA U IDIOT BARK HISS HISS"
'w w w well.... i i i its k k k k kinda obvious ....!!!" say nao "u l l l l loge makeing fucked up h h h h h h h haram deels 2 ppl..." "and.... monokurumada would hav been reel desprit...!"
"noooo....." say monokurumada and he was shitting martial artist bugs out of his mouth in so much agoney and despare
"s s s s so,,,, u m m m m m m made a deel with h h h h him....!!"
"so thats it bark bark hiss hiss" say dajjal "thats ur reeson for accuse me"
"y y yes" say nao
"HAHAHAHA" lagh dajjal "ok biggest LOOSER AND IDIOT AND DUMASS sis nao"
"LET ME EXPLANE WHY UR REESON FUCKING SUX!!!! BARK BARK HISS HISS"
NON STOP DEBAT
reccomended music discuss hope vs despare
dajjal: ohhh i MAKED A DEEL WITH MONOKURUMADA????? UR PROOF BEING HIM SHOVEING NIFES UP HIS ASS B4 HIS SHIFT???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BARK HISS HISSSSSS THIS IS PATHETICKAL!!!
monokurumada: no he didnt u shit bug martial artist!!!!
umar: bruh u lie me GRRRRR
uthman: damn
keiji: well as ur frindly neighbourhodd polise man think the fuckin dajjal is a good susspect for any murder wa ha ha
keiji: u cant get much more suspicious then that
dajjal: that may be true
dajjal: BUTT IF ITS WRONG UR FUCK BARK BARK HISS HISS
hayasaka: []
kai: my deer child,,, pls calmleu explane why its wrong instedd of insulting ur frends
dajjal: YEA SO FIRST OFF
dajjal: HOW THE FUCK DID I KILL HIM BARK HISS? WHEN THE FUCK DID I KILL HIM WERE THE FUCK DID I KILL HIM
dajjal: PLUS IF ALL I DO IS MAKE DEELS AS U SAID WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BEHEDD THIS LOOSER BARK HISS
dajjal: U DONT EBEN HAVE ANYTHING TO PLASE ME AT CRIME SEEN!!! JUST THIS IDIOT SHOVING NIFES UP HIS ASS HAHAHAHAHAHA
"ok i have 2 think carefull" think nao "d d d d dajjal is... w w w w well.... d d d dajal,,,, he cant b b b be innosent....!!!"
dajjal: U DONT EBEN HAVE ANYTHING TO PLASE ME AT CRIME SEEN!!! JUST THIS IDIOT SHOVING NIFES UP HIS ASS HAHAHAHAHAHA
"n n n no thats w w w wrong....!!!"
reccomended music class of dead v3
"actully" say nao "t t theres this....!!!" say nao
AND SHE PRESENT SPONN
"this s s s spoon....!!!" say nao
"this has furry glove marks....!!"
"yeah i touched a fuckin spoon!!! wow u sure got me big sis nao" say dajjal "GOT ME SUPRISE THAT U THINK I BEHEDDED HIM WKTH A FUCKING SPOON???? HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCK IDIOT U ARE!!!! BARK BARK HISS HISS HAHAHA"
"oh s s s s s shit...." think nao
"ummm... w w w w well...."
"this s s s s spoon c c c c c c cc c c c c c c cc c c c cant be the ww w w ww w w w w ww weppon... b b b b b b ut..."
"i g g g gg g g g g g g g gogt it...!!" say nao
"actully..." say nao
"w w we all aaw...!!!"
"ur c c c claws...!!!"
FLASH BAKC
"ok woa woa i dont like his" say my coc k"im the m onokuma guy so dont get my wa pls"
"BARK BARK HISS HISS" SHOUT THE DAJAL "SHUT UP!!!!!! BARK BARK HISS HISS"
TEHN THE DAJJAL BEHEDD MY COCK WKTH CLAW
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screem eveey1
DLASH BACK END
"u b b b behedd with claw....!!" say nao
then dajjal silent and stare and smile evil
then he start claping both his furry glove
"BARK!!! BARKBARKBARBKSBABRBSAKRBABKRBSABAKRK!!!!" say dajjal
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHISSHAHAHISHHISHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" he lagh so mych and clap
"whats🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷so🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 funny😀😀😀😂😂😄😄😅😅😆😆😆😆😹😹😹🤣😸😸😸🤭🤭🤭🤭😸😹😹😹😹" say sara
"WELL" sau dajjal "I GOTFA HAND IT 2 BIG SIS NAO,,,,,, SHE PICKED UP ON ALL THE RED HERRRING TV TROPES I LEFT BEHIND!!!! BARK BARK HISS HISS"
"so now i think.... i can tell more... bark hiss" say dajja
"m m m m more???" say nao
"simpl" say dajal "about my deel"
then chare move forwerd and it say CONFESSIGN . . .
"yes its grue" say dajjal "i make a deel with monokurumada,,, that the weppon will b pointy in exchange for him frameing him self BARK HISS!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" shout monokurumada
"and i did find that little WEEKLING DURING LUNCH...."
FLASH BAKC
"this is SOUUUU boreing..." say sou packing shit
then dajjal BARGE IN "BARK BARK HISS HISS" and STAB HIM NECK "OW THATS SOU PANEFULL" shout sou
FLASH BAKC END
"and i did stab the fuck out of him hissssss" say dajjal
"butt.... i dident deel finish blow bark hiss"
"ok stabing a dude in the fuckin neck wall kill him cmon" say keiji "this is stuped"
"NO!!! NOT IN THIS CASE" say dajal
NON STOP DEBATE
reccomended music cardiogram intens yttd
muhammad: ok zut ub za dajjal
muhammad: i zink its u
dajjal: NO
kai: oh my goodness ..... u shouldnt hav stabbed sou in the neck... that was very rude mu child. u hav 2 apologise ok??
dajjal: HAHAHAHA NO I WONT
keiji: that little bitch soy boy couldnt even survive geting shot by a finger gun how the fuck did he survive a stab 2 the neck wa ha ha ha
dajjal: AFTER I STABED HIM I THREW HIS BODY IN ONE OF THE PACKING BOXS
dajjal: THAT WAY THE BLOOD THAT SPILLS OUT HIS NECK WILL FLOW BACK IN2 HIS NECK
dajal: KEEPING HIM A LIVE UNTIL SOME1 DOES SOMTHING 2 ACTULLY SPILL THE BLOOD OUT FOR GOOD HAHAHA BARK BARK HISS HISS
keiji: ok that makes sense
muhammad: ASTAGHFIRULLAH U BELIVE ZA DAJJAL???
keiji: kinda
muhammad: ZATS HARAM!!! ASTAGHFIRULLAH AL AZEEM!!!!!
abu bakr: ameen
Allah: If you are tempted by Dajjal, then seek refuge with Allah. Surely He is All-Hearing, All-Knowing.
Allah: Indeed, when Dajjal whispers to those mindful ˹of Allah˺, they remember ˹their Lord˺ then they start to see ˹things˺ clearly. But the Dajjal persistently plunges his ˹human˺ associates deeper into wickedness, sparing no effort.
muhammad: this
dajjal: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH YAK YAK YAK YAK BARKY BARKY BARKY BLAH BLAH BLAH
dajjal: ALL OF THAT YAPPING DOSENT CHANGE U FUCKING CLOWNS HAVE ANY OTHER WAY 2 EXPLANE THE LACK OF A SHARP OBJEC HISS
dajjal: OR THE BOX
dajjal: OR HOW SUM1 SEVERED HIS HEDD
dajjal: OR HOW MONOKURUMADA KNEW SHIT
monokurumada: SHIIIIIIIIIT??????
sara: hmmm🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
"ok..." think nai "i i i i i i i i i i i is t t t t t that true...??"
muhammad: ok zut ub za dajjal
muhammad: i zink its u
dajjal: NO
kai: oh my goodness ..... u shouldnt hav stabbed sou in the neck... that was very rude mu child. u hav 2 apologise ok??
dajjal: HAHAHAHA NO I WONT
keiji: that little bitch soy boy couldnt even survive geting shot by a finger gun how the fuck did he survive a stab 2 the neck wa ha ha ha
dajjal: AFTER I STABED HIM I THREW HIS BODY IN ONE OF THE PACKING BOXS
dajjal: THAT WAY THE BLOOD THAT SPILLS OUT HIS NECK WILL FLOW BACK IN2 HIS NECK
dajal: KEEPING HIM A LIVE UNTIL SOME1 DOES SOMTHING 2 ACTULLY SPILL THE BLOOD OUT FOR GOOD HAHAHA BARK BARK HISS HISS
keiji: ok that makes sense
muhammad: ASTAGHFIRULLAH U BELIVE ZA DAJJAL???
keiji: kinda
muhammad: ZATS HARAM!!! ASTAGHFIRULLAH AL AZEEM!!!!!
abu bakr: ameen
Allah: If you are tempted by Dajjal, then seek refuge with Allah. Surely He is All-Hearing, All-Knowing.
Allah: Indeed, when Dajjal whispers to those mindful ˹of Allah˺, they remember ˹their Lord˺ then they start to see ˹things˺ clearly. But the Dajjal persistently plunges his ˹human˺ associates deeper into wickedness, sparing no effort.
muhammad: this
dajjal: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH YAK YAK YAK YAK BARKY BARKY BARKY BLAH BLAH BLAH
dajjal: ALL OF THAT YAPPING DOSENT CHANGE U FUCKING CLOWNS HAVE ANY OTHER WAY 2 EXPLANE THE LACK OF A SHARP OBJEC HISS
"i....." say nao
"i a a a a agree... with... t t t t t t t tt t t that...'
reccomended music suspense ass attorny
"HAHAHAHA" laghed dajjal "WELL AT LEEST SOME1 HERE HAS SOME SENSE BARK BARK HISS HISS!!!!"
WHAT🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 BESTIE💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 YOU🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵YOU🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵BELIEVE🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏THE🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋DAJJA???L????????👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓"
"ASTAGHFIRULLAH zis is a wicked generazing of beoble" say muhammad "ya" say uthman
"HAHAHA quit yapping old man BARK" sau dajjal
"i b b b b b b belive it...." say nao "i d d d d d dont think d d d d d d d dajjal would b b b b b b b be the t t t t t true k k k k k kill.... h h h he thrive in c c c c c chaos...."
"being the k k k k k k k. k k k k k k k kkill... i i i i. i i i i i i s t t t t y y t t t tt t t t tt t t t t t to o bvious...."
"s s s s s ss s s s so..." say nao "i think he stabed sou then sent him in box 2 some1 else" "a a a a a a and thn ,,,, t t t they finish him off.... l l l like mortal kombat or somthing"
"So !!" say hayasaka "You think The [D-D-D-Dajjal?! AHHH !!] made a [Buisness Deel] with someone else ? Ha Ha Ha !!"
"y y y yy y yy y y yes..." say nao
"who " say kann
"d d d d d damn.... idk ...."
"i h h h h h h have t t t to think....!!!"
LOGIC FLAPPY BIRD
nao was a yellow bird with red hare and junp around mario pipe
"ok so i have to"
then she died
"f fuck"
"l l l l l l l. l l l l l lets try agan"
nao was a yellow bird with red hare and junp around mario pipe
"ok so i have to"
then she died
"f fuck"
"l l l l l l l. l l l l l lets try agan"
nao was a yellow bird with red hare and junp around mario pipe
"ok so i have to"
then she died
"f fuck"
"l l l l l l l. l l l l l lets try agan"
nao was a yellow bird with red hare and junp around mario pipe
"ok so i have to"
then she died
"f fuck"
"l l l l l l l. l l l l l lets try agan"
nao was a yellow bird with red hare and junp around mario pipe
"ok so i have to"
then she finelly got past 1 pipe
"f f f ff f f f ff f f f f f ffinelly.... ok... s s ss s s s s s s s s s so i h h h hh h h h hh h gy h h h hh h hh h h hh h h have to t t tt t t tt t t t think....!!!"
"t t t t t t t the d d d d d d d d d d d d dajjal--
then she died
"f f fuck"
"o o o o o o o o oo o k i ll try agen"
nao was a yellow bird with red hare and junp around mario pipe
"ok so i have to"
then she got past 1 pipe
"f f f ff f f f ff f f f f f ffinelly.... ok... s s ss s s s s s s s s s so i h h h hh h h h hh h gy h h h hh h hh h h hh h h have to t t tt t t tt t t t think....!!!"
"t t t t t t t the d d d d d d d d d d d d dajjal couldv just l l l l et monokurumada kill sou,,, it w w w w ww w w w w w w w wouldve definitly work... b b b b b b b b b b ut why??"
GET PAST PIPE = BECUSE ITS HARAM
GET PAST 2 PIPE = BECUSE ITS TO OBVIOUS
GET PAST 3 PIPE = BECUSE IT DOSENT CAUSE ENOUGH DESPARE
"oh f f f f ff f f f f fuck...." say nao then she take deep breth
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"F F F FF F F F FINELLY...!!" say nao "b b becuse dajal w w w wants to c c c c c c cc ause suffer and d d d d d despare.... monokurumada wanted 2 g g g g get execute,,,, and tbh n n n n n nobody rlly likes him..."
"s s so he teemed up with monokurumada just 2 g g g g give him false hope,,,,, and spredd despare by c c confusing us"
"so that caused d d d despare by him b b b b b b b b b b being innosent,,,, not the kill"
"so n n n next..."
then nao jump agen
"we h h have to think abit more about his a a agenda,,, and we n no..."
GET PAST 5 PIPE = DAJJAL HAS A HALAL AGENDA
GET PAST 10 PIPE = DAJJAL HAS A POSITIVE AGENDA
GET PAST 15 PIPE = DAJJAL HAS A WOKE AGENDA
"fuck...." say nao
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" screem nao and she was so frustrate she went for a walk for a few hours then came back
"o o ok... ill c c c continue....!!!" she say
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"YESSSSSS" say nao "ok....!! s s s so now,,,, we k k k know dajjal is w w w woke.... and...
hates..... what???"
JUMP PAST 100 PIPE = ME
JUMP PAST 200 PIPE = TRADITIONS
JUMP PAST 300 PIPE = AUSTRALIA
"wow" say nao then she take deep breth "o o o o. ok" then she got past 16 pipe totel theb she died
"FFUUCKCK" sau nao "this is i i impossabill....!!!! f f fuck this" then she quit the app in her mind then left a negativ review on the app store and said this game is shit
LOGIC FLAPPY BIRD FAILED
"o o o o o o o o o o k i give up on logic f f f f flappy bird" say nao "lol what😹😹😹😹😹" say sara
"its so hard i d d dd dont like it" say nao "HAHAHAHAHAHA YES I MADE LOGIC FLAPPY BIRD BARK BARK HISS" shout dajal "U CAN TELL ITS ME BECUSE ITS SO FRUSTRATING AND DRAINING BUT ITS A WELL MADE GAME UNLIKE AAI2.... oh fuck aai2 sucks meow" say dajjal and he shiver "that explanes a lot... b b b b b b b but anyway i worked out that the d d dajjal has a woke agenda a a a and hates traditions"
"no⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔🚫🚫🚫🚫👎👎👎shit💩💩💩💩💩💩lol😹😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹" say sara
"and..." say nao "i think that...... becuse of this agenda,,,,"
"he s s s s s s s s s s s s--"
"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH UR ANNOYING FICKING STUTTERING BIG DUMB IDIOT SIS NAO BARK HISS!!!" shout dajal "IVE BENN WAITING LIKE OVER A FUCKIN YEER FOR THIS!!!! WHO DID I SET UP BARK HISS???"
then nao shut eye in sad
"i i i i. ii its not like i wana acuss that p p p person,,, b b b b b b b but...."
THE DAJJALBET MENU POP UP
NAO EGOKORO - 1.01
SARA CHIDOUIN - 1.01
KANNA KIZUCHI - 1.01
THE DAJJAL - 1.01
KEIJI SHINOGI - 1.01
QTARO BURGERKING - 1.01
SOU HIYORI - 1.01
KAI SATOU - 1.01
NAOMICHI MONOKURUMADA - 1.01
HINAKO MISHUKU - 1.01
SHUNSUKE HAYASAKA - 1.01
ALLAH - 1.01
MUHAMMAD - 1.01
UMAR IBN AL KHATTAB - 1.01
ALI IBN ABI TALIB - 1.01
UTHMAN IBN AFFAN - 1.01
ABU BAKR - 1.01
MAI TSURUGI - 0
then she bet 5 million dollers on KAI SATOU
reccomended music triel in disorder grate ass attorny
"kai is the kill...." say nao and shut eyes and cry "w WHAT!??" say kai
"M M M ME????""
THEN EVERY1 GASP
"HAHAHAHAHAHA" say dajal "FINELLY SOME1 FUCKIN SAYS IT BARK BARK HISS HISS" "YES I GAVE THIS HIJABI MAN THE CHANSE 2 KILL THAT LITTL WEEKLING!!!!!!"
"wow imagine geting killed by some1 like kai wa ha ha ha thats hilarrious" say keiji "such a little bitch that soy boy was"
"i didnt kill him!!!" say kai
"i would... i wuld nevr do such a untradwifely thing!!!"
"b b bbb b b b h b b but... w w w w w ww w who else.....??"
reccomended music that sad music from conflic of interest i meen uminek i meen higurashi oh fuck it heres th link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcPrFZTujmc
then kai start cryign from stress and hartbrake
"ms nao,,, ur.... ur braking my hart...." "i tryed 2 support u after professer mshima pased away,,, i new how sad u were...."
"i sniff i even maked u home cooked meels... a a a and u accuse me of... of the most unholesome.and untradwifely thing possibil... i... sniff" and he cryed
"sniff im sniff a very frail tradwife.... i cant.handle this...."
"i i i i i i i i i i. i i i idont want to accuse u k k k k k kai....!!! i j j j j j j j just.... ... ur s s s s s suspisious....!!!"
then kai cry more
"ZATS ENOUGH!!!" shout muhammad "i belive in him" "beoble like him r za hart of za ummah,,,, zey would never kill zumwon" "it muzt be... ZA DAJJAL!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK VOTE FOR ME THEN DIE U OLD FOOL HAHAHAHAA BARK BARK" barked dajal
"yeah😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬sorry🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺bestie💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅i🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈just🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️don't🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫believe🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏that🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔its😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶kai🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕
hes🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳been👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳👨🍳maeking👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳me😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋delicious🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤homecooked🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲meals🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛ever😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌since🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️🕰️i👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧was👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶just🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒a🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️little👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧👧girl🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸he😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇couldn't🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫possibly😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨kill🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪someone😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱"
"sniff... thank u... miss sara"
"OH THIS IS SO FUCKING PATHETICK BARK!!!" barked dajal "yeah this kids a doushebag" say keiji "if ur fridnly mr polise man had pepper sprey rn he would pepper spray him"
then qtaro took his hat off and it was shocking "heh..... a sweet tradwife is the kill??? u rlly expect me 2 belive tht dajjal????"
"sniff... thank u......." say kai and he blush becuse he thinks qtaro a bit handsum
'YEAH I HOPE U DROWN IN SHIT BUGS AND GET BEATEN UP BY A MARTIAL ARTIST DAJJAL!!!! U TRICKED ME U WONT TRICK ME AGEN!!!!"
"BARK" barked dajal "i gues no1 is on my side" "EXEPT FOR BIG SIS NAO HAHAHA!!!" "UR ON HIZ ZIDE?!!?!?!!??" shout muhammaf "n n n n n no....! i j j j j j j j j ust...."
"oh just shut up alreddy BARK BARK HISS HISS" say dajal "there all so full of confidense,,, but i rather like that. becuse now...."
"WE CAN BARK UP THERE CONFIDENSE 2 SHREDS!!!! HISSSS"
THEN CHARE FLY
SPLIT OPININ
SCRUM DEBATE
RECCOMENDED MUSIC DANGANRONPA V3 SCRUMM or have tha higurashi music on so its like a emotional scrum debat
KAI CANT BE THE KILL SIDE vs KAI CAN BE THE KILL SIDE
KAI CANT BE THE KILL SIDE:
SARA CHIDOUIN
KANNA KIZUCHI
KEIJI SHINOGI
QTARO BURGERKING
KAI SATOU
NAOMICHI MONOKURUMADA
HINAKO MISHUKU
SHUNSUKE HAYASAKA
ALLAH
MUHAMMAD
UMAR IBN AL KHATTAB
ALI IBN ABI TALIB
UTHMAN IBN AFFAN
ABU BAKR
KAI CAN BE THE KILL SIDE:
NAO EGOKORO
THE DAJJAL
"IT🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 CAN'T🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 BE😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 KAI😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰 HE'S🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺THE 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇S WEETEST🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯MOST 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖TRAD 👰👰👰👰👰👰👰👰👰👰WIFE💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅I'VE😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳EVER🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸MET🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝HE😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇COULDN'T🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫EVEN😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤SWAT🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰A🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️FLY🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝"
"isnt he also a asasin" say nao
"kamna likes kai.... kai fixed kannas buckit!!!! for free!!!!"
"OK AND???? BARK" say dajjal
"honestley kai is the 2nd weekest guy here.... ur frindly mr polise man dosent think he could even fite his way out of a paper bag"
"YEAH AND SOU IS EVEN WEEKER BARK BARK HISS HISS" say dajjal
"SHUT UP DAJJAL!!!! UR A ANOYING WOKE LEFTIST KID ILL TRUST THE TRAD WIFE OVER U!!!!" say qtaro
"OK WHAT DOES THAT HAVE 2 DO WITH A MURDER U DUMB ASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BARK BARK HISS HISS" shout dajal
"THIS IS CHAPTER FOUUUUUUUUUUR THE BUFF GUY HAS TO B VICTEM OR KILLER!!!!!" say monokurumada
"HAHAHA COPE BARK HISS" say dajal
"kai is so freaking lame theres no way that conformist poser is the killr,,,, at leest the previous killir was like a terorist this guys just lame"
"WELL SHORTY,,,, IM INVOLVE AND IM COOL!!? BARK HISS"
"MAKING A HOMELY TRADWIFE THE KILLER IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR ADVERTISERS !! IT WILL TURN OFF GOOGLE ADS!! META BUSINESS SUITE!! X PROMOTED CONTENT!! TIKTOK FOR BUSINESS!! MICROSOFT ADVERTISING!! AMAZON SPONSORED PRODUCTS!! LINKEDIN MARKETING SOLUTIONS!! SNAPCHAT ADS!! PINTEREST FOR BRANDS!! YOUTUBE PARTNER PROGRAM!! APPLOVIN!! IRONSOURCE!! UNITY ADS!! TAPJOY!! ADROLL!! DOUBLECLICK!! OUTBRAIN!! TABOOLA!! CRITEO!! ADOBE EXPERIENCE CLOUD!! SALESFORCE MARKETING CLOUD!! WPP!! OMNICOM!! PUBLICIS GROUPE!! DENTSU INTERNATIONAL!! HAVAS MEDIA!! MAGNA GLOBAL!! IPG MEDIABRANDS!! GROUPM!! ... I don't want to get in trouble with them. D:" say hayasaka
"o o o o ok so what??? w w w w w w w w we are t t tt alkong aboit killer not bisness...!!" say nao
"Those who accuse traditional wives ˹of murder˺ and fail to produce four witnesses, give them eighty lashes ˹each˺. And do not ever accept any testimony from them, for they are indeed the rebellious, except those who repent afterwards and mend their ways, then surely Allah is All-Forgiving, Most Merciful." say allah
"OH SHUT UP LITERRLY NOBODY HERE CARES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BARK BARK HISS HISS" say dajjal
"WALLAHI BEOBLE LIKE KAI ZA HART OF ZA UMMAH IT CANT BE HIM!!!!" shout muhammad
"i think thats why d d d d d d d d dd d d d d d d dd d d ajal set him up....!!" say nao
"Pls ms nao.... i belive in u..... belive in me to ... sniff..."
"i i i i d d d do,,, b b b b b but ur j j j j just ... s s s suspishis....!!" say nao
"hi" say umar
"ok im skipping u fuckers BARK"
THEN NAO SPAM PRESS X AND IT WAS RLLY HARD BECUSE EVERY1 ELSE WAS SPAMING TO BUT THEN DAJJAL PRESS X ONSE AND THEN NAO AND DAJJAL SAY "THIS IS OUR ANSEWR!!!!"
"SEE???? NOTHIGN U DO CAN CHANGE THAT KAI IS THE KILLR BARK BARK HISS HISS!!!!" shout dajjal
"sniff..... why.... whyyyyyy" cryed kai so delicetly and femininly
"SARA😡😡😡😡😡😡😡STOP🛑🛑🛑🚷✋✋✋✋✋🚦🚦🚦🚦🚦🚦SAYING🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️IT🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡KAI🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕"
"w w w w w wel.... i..."
then kai stand up and wipe his teer
"miss *SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB* exuse me.... nao.... srry im... im very frale" say kai "a delicket littl flower like me isnt able 2 handel such disturbing accusation.... *SOB*" cryed kai
"i have a alibi"
"w w w w what....?" say nao
"ms sara was with me,,,, i was makeing every1 food,"
"OHHHHH🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯YEA✅✅✅✅✅THATS RIGHT➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️👉👉👉👉👉" say sara
"k kai has a alibi....???" think nao
NON STOP DEBATE
reccomended music seme ks or hope vs despare idfk
kai: ms nao,,, i *aobs and wipes tear* i was cooking for every1....
kai: i was makeing home maee meels for every1....
kai: i was cooking...... mai tsurugi..... she.... she cant possibly be class as a sentient beign
kai: wich is y i cook her....as a tradwife a mother amd beliver in god i would never lay harm 2 a sentient creature!!!!
sara' YWA✅✅✅✅IT WAS SO SHIT💩💩💩💩💩💩I VOMITED🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
kai: my apologys ms sara,,, i kno it wasnt the highest qualitey ingredient,,,, but it was the only ethicel 1
kai: i... *sniff* i trueley love all of u like ur my own cgildren,, i would never dreem of hurting 1 of u....
sara: ILYT♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️😍😍😍😍😍😻😻😻😻😻
kai: onse u become a mother u start 2 see the humenity in all of gods children .... *sniff* this murder was so horribil,,,,
dajjal: OH FUCK OFF U MURDERING MURDERER BARKBHISSSDD BARK
sarah: JERK😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
"i d d d d d d d do f f f f f feel b b b b b bad about acusing k kai, b but.... i i i i have to be cold harted... i h h have to b be... m m morelly gay....!!"
kai: ms nao,,, i *aobs and wipes tear* i was cooking for every1....
kai: i was makeing home maee meels for every1....
kai: i was cooking...... mai tsurugi..... she.... she cant possibly be class as a sentient beign
"n n no thats w w wrong!!!" say nao
reccomended music danganronpa v3 reel ficyoon
"u were cooking m m mai.....???" say nao "yes.... sniff" say kai "i.... i share the same traditionel views as porfesser mishima did" "all of gods creature r equally valueble, dosent matter hwo or what they r, or what they did" "unless its mai tsurugi i can cook her i dont mind" say kai "i.... i belive u kai..." "oh.... thank u ms nao" say kai and wipe teer "so u belive im didnt do it after all!!! i will make u a delisious roast humen after this,,, with hot coco"
"t t thats the t t thing...." say nao "i b b b b b belive u cooked mai, b b b b v. b b but..."
OPTIONS
A ACCIDENTELL COOK SOU
B COOK MAI AS ALIBI
C ACTULLY NVM DAJJAL KILL SOU
nao press a
"u a a a a a aa a a a a a ccidentlly c c cook sou...!!"
"but.... how??" say kai "pls think ms nao,,, how can i even accidentel cook anothr??"
"hmmmm" say nao "k k k kai...."
"if ur t t t t tell the true.... i t t t t trust u..."
"s s s so...."
"tell me how u c cooked mai,,," say nao
then kai gulp "...ok ms nao...x
"i.... ive never lyed 2 u,,, or every1 else... i view u all as my childern"
NON STOP DEBAT
reccomended music danganronp hope vs despare or seme ks zn idfk
kai: it,.. *sniff* it was during the lunch brake i thoght 2 treet every1 2 a nise meel
kai: thats when i contactid managment for a ethickly supplyd meel
kai: thats when i was sent a box of ingredients
kai: inskde it was mai tsurugis rotting corpse
kai: i settled 4 eating either saddam or mai as that was ethickel
kai: i then contact managment for sum kichin utensil
kai: then i was sent an spoon
kai: i walkd over and notise the box had rattle abit,,, thdn desided 2 taste test mai
kai: i put spoon on its neck and eat a bit of,, then i desided it was good 2 eat
kai: but all i had was spoon so i just tryed 2 open it up with that
kai: then i cooked the body 4 all my childrn
kai: as u can c i never even attemptd hurting mr hiyori,,, oh my goodness how awefull!!! that is the most untradwifely thing a man can do!!!!
sara: SEE🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊HES GOOD✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
"h h hmmm.... i think kais t t t telling trueth,,, b b b b b but....!!!"
kai: it,... *sniff* it was during the lunch brake i thoght 2 treet every1 2 a nise meel
kai: thats when i contactid managment for a ethickly supplyd meel
kai: thats when i was sent a box of ingredients
kai: inskde it was mai tsurugis rotting corpse
kai: i settled 4 eating either saddam or mai as that was ethickel
kai: i then contact managment for sum kichin utensil
kai: then i was sent an spoon
kai: i walkd over and notise the box had rattle abit,,, thdn desided 2 taste test mai
kai: i put spoon on its neck and eat a bit of,, then i desided it was good 2 eat
"i a a a a agree w a w with that...!!"
reccomended music danganronpa v3 reel fiction
"i b belive u kai....." say nao
"u u u u unfortunetly...."
"huh???" say kai "what do meen ms nao"
"i belive....." say nao "that was the moment took sous life..."
"u s s say the box rattl and then u walk 2 g g g get spoon...."
"t t t that...."
"lines up perfictly with the s s s spoon d d d d dajhal sent..."
"not only that' say nao "the rattl l l line up with...."
TRUTH BULLET list appeer then nao close it
"ok fuck these truth bullet im t t t t tired" say bao 'the r r rattle meens u m m must have been sent a diffrent box..."
"the 1 w w with sou in it,,,, b b. b b b b before u notised...."
"thats what u rlly cooked and ate...."
".....' sY kai "i.... i rlly did kill mr hiyori???"
then he start sobbign agan
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I.... IM MENT 2 BE THE ULTIMATE TRADWIFE!!!! NOT A MUDERER!!!"
"i...." and he wipe teer "i cant belive it....." "i killed.... mr hiyori,,, he was like a sun to me.... a week sun.... but a sun nonethless...." and he cry so much "i cant belive it........"
and every1 stare in shovk "oh shit they said
"wait" say kai and he rub teer
"but...."
"i r r r rlly did rember cooking mai"
"hmmm..." think nao
"i i i i. i i i i i i. i i i i i i i i i i i i is there more 2 t t t t t tt y t hink about m m m m m m ai???"
OPTIONS
A YA
B NO
"ya" say nao "i b b b b b b b bb elive u, bit m m m m m ai... is... u h h h hw w w w ww w ell...."
FLASH BAKC
"hi i am such a shit character" say mai
"mai???" say nao
"i thougt.... i th th th th th ought was eat.....??"
FLASH BACK END
"r r r right before the t t triel.... i s s s s saw mai" "w what???" say kai "is that true ms nao"
"yes✅✅✅✅iℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ saw🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚 to✅✅✅✅✅✅🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗" say sara
"but... but i cooked her"
"oh shit" say keji
then qtaro took his hat off agan and it was shocking "i dont like this"
"i b b b b belive u k k k kai..."
"its s s strange,,, i ate mai... sara ate mai... u cooked mai.... b b b b b b b but i saw mai before triel...." " o o o o o o o o o on top of t t t t tt t that... i h h h h h havent seen her all triel..." sau nao "w w what does this m m m meen....????"
OPTIONS
A MAI IS A FABRICATION
B MAI IS VERY SHIT
C MAI IS DOLL
nao press a
"c could it be.... mai isnt.... r r real...???"
"a fabrication......???" say kai "no...." he shock sprite and swett sprote aftr "it cant b...." "that would meen....."
"lol" say dajjal "U COOKED SUM1 ELSE U DUM FUCK!!!! BARK HISS"
"then i.... i kild mr hiyori???" "after alll,,,, no1 else flesh was.... oh my goodnes...." say kai "oh how horrible!!! i cant belive it....."
"it... it rlly was me.... *sniff*" cry kai
"
"yes... im s s srry..." say nao
"HAHAHAHA STUPED STUPED STUPED" lagh dajjal
"ZUT ZA FUCK UB INSHALLAH!!!" shout muhamad
"DONT U GET IT KAI U FALL MY TRAP BARK HISS!!!"
"s s s stop it dajal,,,,
k k k kai...."
"ill d d d d d d d dd d draw a comic book as i play sad music ok"
"then ill wach u get executed"
"sniff.... ok miss nao...." cry kai
CLOSEING ARGUE
RECCOMENDED MUSIC DANGANRONPA V3 CLIMAX REESONINH
nao draw a shit comic book
monokurumada talk 2 dajjal
dajjal smile evol
dajjal shake his hand
monokurumada goes 2 shit
monokurumada sees umar lurkign
monokurumada shoves nife up ass
umar calls out
brake time
dajjal charges at sou
dajjal stab sou neck
dajjal put sou in box
naked grey tradwife makeing food
naked grey tradwife calls 4 ingredient
dajjal sends box
naked grey tradwife gets spoon
naked grey tradwife rips fabricated mai but actual sou body out
naked grey tradwife eats and cooks body
"t t t t t t t t t t the killer is... y y y y y y y you!!!"
reccomended music climax return
ACT 1
"f f f first monokurumada w w w w was very despritt to die in chapter 4,,, after all the d d d d d d d dajjal made him unable 2 die unless he kill..." "b b b b b b b b but monokurumad fined himself unable 2 kill or c c c c commit a sakuraside,,, s s ss s s s s ss s s s s s so he m. m m m m. m m m m m made a deel with the dajjal" "the dajjal told him h h he would use a s s s sharp objec 4 m m m m m m m m mm m m m urder" "t t t t t t t this led to monokurumadas plan 2 f f frame himself...!!"
ACT 2
"monokumada s s s s s ss s hoved nifes up his ass in front of umar ibn al khattab,,,, t t t t t t t t t t t t t then later in his pockit arond me,,, and thigh arond qtaro somtime.... he did this 2 frame himself 4 murder b4 even new it" "u h u u u uu u. u u unfortuntly for him this was all he newe about murder" "t t t tt t t tt his brings to true kill.. the m m m m m mastermind behind this cass"
ACT 3
"during lunch brake dajjal new it was his chanse 2 c c c c c c capitalise on monokurumad deel,,, a a a a aa a a a a a a and kill some1" "he went 2 atack sou,,,, p p p p p p probebly becuse hes weekest tbh" "he s s s s stab sou in neck,,, then qu8ckley put him in a a a a a a mazon box so the blood cant spill out his neck and be lost and actully just leek back in from beign in the closd box" "after that..."
ACT 4
"he leave sou in box,,, a a a a a a a a aa a nd wait for his true target... the m m m m m m m mmost holesome and traditinel persen here"
ACT 5
"the true,,, or rathr accidentel,,,, killer was reddy 2 make every1 sum food" "they contact manager 4 some ethicel ingredients,,, and then dajjal sent it down"
ACT 6
"the killer w w w ww w walk for the spoon supply by dajajal to,,, and then.... they walk over 2 mai body.... wich dajjal swapped in2 mais body!!!"
ACT 7
"finelly,,, killer t t t t t t t tragickly try 2 cook and eat mai... b b b b b b but...."
"he actully eat sou...."
"a a a a a a a a a aa a a and this cook was... u,,,, ultimate tradwife,,, kai satou!!!" and cry and point at kai who cry
"s s s s so.... t t t thats the tru3" say kai ".....so im the persen mentin in close argue this time...." cry kai "sniff.... i cant belive i did such a bad thign.... WAAAGGHHHHHHHHH" he cry so delicet and femininly "AHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO SRRYYYYYYY" he cry like fucking lanse amano but less fat
"HAHAHAHAHA" lagh dajjal
"OK NOW ITS TIME'
"PLASE UR HARAM BETS ON THE KILL!!!!"
DAJJALBET
NAO EGOKORO - 1.01
SARA CHIDOUIN - 1.01
KANNA KIZUCHI - 1.01
THE DAJJAL - 1.01
KEIJI SHINOGI - 1.01
QTARO BURGERKING - 1.01
SOU HIYORI - 1.01
KAI SATOU - 1.01
NAOMICHI MONOKURUMADA - 1.01
HINAKO MISHUKU - 1.01
SHUNSUKE HAYASAKA - 1.01
ALLAH - 1.01
MUHAMMAD - 1.01
UMAR IBN AL KHATTAB - 1.01
ALI IBN ABI TALIB - 1.01
UTHMAN IBN AFFAN - 1.01
ABU BAKR - 1.01
then check bets resulted page
GUILTY: KAI SATOU
OVER
reccomended music yttd clown song
kai fase was black and swett
"IT WAS ME,,,, I STILL CANT BELIVE IT....' "I JUST WANTED 2 BE A GOOD WIFE AND MOTHR,,, INSTEDD I .... I TOOK THE LIFE OF A YUNG BOY I VIEW AA A DISSAPOINTING SUN!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHH" he cry
"KAIIIII😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
"and now...." say kai "im ognna have 2 leeve behind my husbend and kids.....!!!! they dont even kno were im am....!!!"
"AND.... I SURVIVED CHAPTER FOUUUURRRRRRR!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS SO SHIT AND IT BUGS ME I WANT TO MARTIAL ART"
cryed monokurumada
"WHY DID U DO THISSSSS dajjal????"
"HAHAHAHAHAHISSSS" laughed dajjal "let me tell u the storey... of 2 chapter 4 fuckers bark hiss"
"1 hwo had the body of a chapter 4 killer,,, but not the hart. and 1 who had the hart of a chapter 4 killer,,, but not the body BARK HISS"
"I.... I DO HAVE THE SHIT BUGGING HAAAAARTTT!!"
"hmmm??" say dajal "is that why ur surviveing this triel??"
"I.... YOUUUUU..MM SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!!"
"monokurumada......." as ay dajal
"Yor no chapter 4 buff guy.... ur a chapter si--"
"STOP!!!! STOP!!!! MAKE IT SHIT BUGGING STOOOOOOOPPPPP!!" shout monokurumada
"OK THEN EITHER U SAY IT OR I SAY IT HAHAHAHAA BARK HISS GET ON WITH IT"
"...." say monokurumada
"its as he says.... i am no chapter 4 buff guy,,, in fact...." "i was born not buff at all" "i was born as a little scrawney shit in a asunaro lab"
"my roll... was 2 be the next kill game host in a danganronp kill game. that is why im call Monokurumada like monokum" he say and cry
"WHAT🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀" screem sara
"but then they gave me chanse 2 play danganronpa 4 myself... and i thought it was SHIT!!!! EVERY1 WAS SO BOREING OR JUST EVIL!!! EXEPT...."
"those chapter 4 buff ppl,,, they rlly resonate with me!!! they were all such selfless brave ppl!! with funny entertaneng quirks!!!"
"thats when i desided i will dedicate my life 2 becoming buff,,, and when asunaro gets my SHIT BUG MARTIAL ARTIST ASS"
"I WILL DIE NOT IN CHAPTER 6,,,, BUT IN CHAPTER FOUUUUUURRRRR!!!"
"AND IT WORKED!!! AS U CAN SEE.... IM NOT THE HOST!!! AND I MADE IT 2 CHAPTER FOUUUUUUURRRRR!!!"
"YEA AND YOULL MkE IT PAST IT TO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BARK HISS" lagh dajjal "SUX TO SUX"
"dam u....!!" cryed monokurumad
then kai started crying mor
"pls... ive had enufff.... im so overwelmed!!! i dont want 2 die!!! im just a simple little trad wife!!!!" and cry and cry and cry
"why did u lizzen to za dajjal kai satou?!!?!" shout muhammad "u were zuch a hot i meen i meen modest potentiel wife!!" cry muhammad "i cant belive u fell for za dajjalz trickz!!! WHY DID U LIZZEN???"
"simple" "kai,,, that fool,,,, trusted me bark bark hiss"
"thats y he let me send him shit BARK HISS HISS"
"w w w w what??" say nao
"u truzted za dajjal??? astaghfirullah!!" say muhammad
"....." cry kai
"u see,,, boys n girls..."
"i view all of u as a sun or dawter of mine,,, i trueley lovd and cherish all of u as a mother"
"but.... i had 2 becom a asasin... for one of my biologicel suns"
"that is y i joined asunaro"
"w w w w w wwhat??!!!" say nao
FLASH BACK
kai was on computer
HELP WANTED:
MAID
SALARY: WE'LL PAY U NOTHING BUT GIVE U THIS KID WE KIDNAPPED
JOB: JUST CARE FOR THIS GIRL. SHE IS THE "MASTERNINED"
"oh that poor child... i have 2 try and save.... i would only hope some1 would do the same for my child..." say kai
then he click on listign
"wait.... is that.... my cgild....???"
FLASH BACK END
"i joined asunaro so i could hav my missing sun back" "i ended up geting atach 2 ms sara,,, i saw her as a stepdawter of sorts... u see when ur a mother... ive said it alot i kno
"WHO😮😮😮😮😮IS🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴YOUR🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵CGILD🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒👶👶👶👶👶🚼🚼🚼🚼🚼🚼🚼🚼❓❓❓❓❓❓" say kai
*my missing sun...." say kai
"is gin ibushi. otherwise nown as the dajjal"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA THATS RIGHT BARK HISS HISS HISS" lafged dajjal
"sniff.... im... im happy 2 see ur happey at leest my sun"
"t t t t t tt t t thats so crule....!!" say nao "thats ur m m m m m m m m m m m mothr!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO WHAT HES LAME HES SO LAME BARK HISS" lagh dajjal
"i was invite in thi kill game,,,, 2 assist with th killing,,, but i could do no such thing"
"all i could do was watch over my presious childrrn.... and do for them watever they wantdd"
"i jut.... i just wish i new better... i shouldve been more carefull... i accidentlly killd mr hiyori!!!" and he cry
"i i i i i i. i i i its not ur f f ff f f falt!!!" shout nao "i i i i. i i i i. i i i i i it w w w ww w ww w w w ww as the dajal!!!"
"YEAH FUCK THAT DAJJAL BITCH" shout qtar
"no!!" "pls stop!!" say kai "this... sniff... is my sun ur talking abote... theres still good in him... i belive....." "pls luv and look after the dajjal just like i did.... all i wanted was 2 reunite him with his sibligns.... and his fathr......"
"i always see good in all of the ppl,,, thats how i even... marrid...."
"marrid w w w w w wwho??" say nao
"my husbend."
"satan" say kai
"i was the only 1 wbo belived in satan,,, i new that she wasnt as bad as yamazaki.. tht deep down she was a good trad wife 2 make her belive in good agen......"
FLASH BACK
kai and satan in cute little hell house with dajjal and kai jr who is a hydra with 5 heads and damien who is the kid from south park
"hello my darling" say kai "i made u ur favritt"
"thank u my luv" say satan "u kno just how much i luv the soles of the damned"
"BARK BARK HISS HISS CAN I GO EAT SOME INFANTS ALIVE" shout dajjal
"ha ha ha isnt our littel boy mischeevous" say kai "hehehe boys will be boys" say satan "ok little 1" say kai "u can go out and hunt sum infants,,, butvmake sure 2 be back 4 lunch ok!!"
"OK BARK BARK HISS HISS" then dajjl run up 2 kai "LUV U MUM" and kiss kai "i luv u more!!" say kai and kiss and leeve a mark on him "HAHAHA" laffed dajjal cutely then run off "OK LATER MUM AND DAD!! CYA KAI JR AND DAMIEN!!"
FLASH BACK EEND
"i dont kno what happend 2 my sun sinse then.... he must hav got in wigh a bad crowd... he used 2 be such a good and well behaved boy......"
"wow" say monokurumada and he shed a teer "u trueley... have the hart of a chapter fouuur killr"
Nd kai cry
"i hate kill... all i wantd... was 2 return 2 my family safe and sound...." cry kai
"this has tore my familey apart... and soon it will b even worse"
"NAO😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬WHY DID U DO THIS🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬"
" i w w w ww w w w was saveing u...! i i i i i i i i i i i i idi--"
"ms nao,,, ms sara... pls do not fite..." sau kai "u 2 are very deer 2 me.... in fact.."
" u both take me back 2 anothr tiime... when i had a love of my ooooooown
luuuuv love lost long ago
it was spesial then ,,,, its over now...
love,,,, so darn frale u kno
its shrivilld and dried,,, i dont kno how
lovooooo love lost long agooo it was spesial then ,,, its over now
guess that ill never kno how it all went worng
how how how....
"ill tell u were it went worng" say dajjal "WHEN I KILL U NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH BARK BARK HISS HISS!!"
"pls... my sun..." cry kai "i dont want 2 die... pls..... legs just be a normel familey agen..." "just like we used 2 b...."
"hmmm" say dajjal "TO BAD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA BARK BARK HISS HISS "
EXECUTION
KAI SATOU HAS BEEN FOUND GILTY
kai was in an cage over a fire pit
then dajjal walk over and put hand on kai
"pls let me go my sun..."
"bali chadhogay" say dajal
"bali mangti yaakoob devaaa" say dajjal
"mukti degi yaakoob devaaa"
"YAAAAKOOOOOOOB DEVAAAAA" say dajal "YAKOOOOOOB DEVAAAAAA" "YAKOOOOOB DEVAAAAA SHAKTI DEEEE"
"BALLI CHADHAU TERE AAGE" then he put hand over kai THEN IN SIDE CHEST "SWIKAR KAROOOOOOOOO"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" screem kai then DAJJAL RIP KAI HART OUT
"ab iski jaan meri muthi main hai" say dajal "AB ISKI JAAN MERI MUTHI MAIN HAI BARK BARK" he shout so exitedly "BARK BARK HISS HISS AB ISKI JAAN MERI MUTHI MAIN HAI!!!!"
THEN HE LOWER KAI IN2 PIT OF FIRE
"AMH NAMH SHIVAYAH AMH MANH SHIVAYAH AHM NAMaH SHIVAYAH"
THEN DAJJAL LOWER HIM IN MORE
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" SCREEM KAI
"BALI CHADHADO BALI CHADHADO BALI CHADHADO!!!!! BALI CHADHADO BARK BARK HISS BALI CHADHADO BALI CHADHA" lagh dajjal
"AAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH HWAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH" SCREEM KAI AS LOWER IN MORE THEN CAGE GO ON FIRE AND HE FUCKING EXPLODED
kai satou expire.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" LAGH DAJJAL AND HIS HART SPIT FIRE OUT EVERWERE "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!" lagh dajjal
then the cage fly back up and dajal walk away "yakoooob devaaaaaa yaaakooooob devaaaaa" dajjal say 2 him self
then every1 run away scare and sad
"i c c c c cant belive he d d d d did that to h h his m m m m mothr....!!" cry nao
every1 went away in crying for kai satou every1s favritt tradwife cook mother and asasin
outside that
"HAH" lagh dajjal "ITS ALMOST TIME... ThIS SHOULD B ENUFF"
"THERE RLLY FUCKED NOW ... I DESTROYED EVERY1 BARK BARK HISS HISS!! I DESTROYED THE EMBODYMENT OF TRADITIONEL VALUE,,,, MY OWN MITHER BARK BARK HISS HISS!!!"
"THERES NO GOING BACK FROM THIS DESPARE AND HARAM BARK BARK HISS HISS"
"THEN SOON.... ITLL END... ITLL ALL END BARK BARK HISS HISS!!!"
ALIVE
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NAO EGOKORO
SARA CHIDOUIN
KANNA KIZUCHI
THE DAJJAL
KEIJI SHINOGI
QTARO BURGERKING
NAOMICHI MONOKURUMADA
HINAKO MISHUKU
SHUNSUKE HAYASAKA
ALLAH
MUHAMMAD
ABU BAKR
UTHMAN IBN AFFAN
ALI IBN ABI TALIB
UMAR IBN AL KHATTAB
DEAD
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MAI TSURUGI
KAZUMI MISHIMA
JOE TAZUNA
BILLY BOB
ANZU KINASHI
REKO YABUSAME
IMAM MAHDI
MY COCK
SOU HIYORI
KAI SATOU
to be continue inshallah