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“No! You can’t take my fucking flower!” Horton screams at the angry mob looking at him. He used his foreskin to cover and hide the flower as he ran away, smashing through the jungle as he went. They could never understand how much this fucking flower meant to him. They didn’t understand how much he loved the Mayor.
“Shhh it’s okay Horton. Daddy’s here,” The Mayor of Whoville whispered, the brass tube thing ringing up and out into Hortons ear. Horton sniffled. “I love you Daddy. Your kitten needs a hug.”
“Daddy will find a way to hug you Horton… In fact… Daddy has an Idea… but I need your help. The Mayor of Whoville used a cannon to fire himself into Hortons brain. He rewired some of the neurons and ‘fixed’ his hormone levels.
“Daddy loves you Horton. I’d do anything for you. Make those sexy little toots for me babygirl.”
Horton let out moan after moan “Oh daddy what have you done!?” He screamed as cum began leaking from his cock. “I Need your Big Daddy Mayor of Whoville Dick!” The mayor chuckled. “Soon kitten… soon.”
Horton let out another strand of moans and instantly the Mayor began to leak from his tip. “Fuck I don’t have much time. JoJo! Come here!” he demanded. Jojo came running. “Yes dad. What do you want?”
“Line up all of Whoville and send them up here one at a time. I need to… Oh god… Bend over!” Horton listened intently as a loud squelching noise rung out. “Good boy Jojo… send in your sisters…” One by one, The Mayor bred his children, and then his citizens. In Whoville… it only took about two hours to fully give birth… so he was able to breed everyone efficiently.
“Daddy… I’m gonna… OH GOD!” Horton moaned. A large cloud covered the city of Whoville, raining down massive sperm monsters. “Oh Horton… naughty boy… wait till I punish you…” The spec began to grow… Over the course of a day its size doubled… and then again… and then again… Gradually Horton’s Sperm wriggled into every single Who… The Mayor… The Mayors wife… the Mayors children… everyone… And soon the flesh pile formed. It was like a massive pile of ants… only flesh.
“Horton… Daddy needs you to go to sleep. I have a surprise for you that will be ready in the morning.”
Horton whined. “Daddy! No! I want to cum again!”
“Soon you will kitten. Go to sleep.” Horton finally listened, a puddle of cum leaking from his cock as he did. That’s when the Mayor got to work. Snip. Snip. Snip. Slice. Dice. Sew. Fap Fap Fap. Repeat. Gradually the mayor sewed together every. Single. Who. He connected their veins, and flesh, and didn’t stop. Gradually their flesh merged and healed together, creating a giant flesh mound in the shape of him. He climbed to the top where he had connected all of the nerves. He carefully sewed the nerves into his brain and cut away his skull. He felt himself rise, towering over Horton now.
“Wake up kitten. Daddy’s ready to breed you.” Horton gasped and came at the sight of the Mayor’s fucked up new body. “I love you daddy!” The Mayor rammed his cock inside Horton. Horton moaned. “Harder daddy harder!”
The Mayor, who would do anything for Horton pushed his cock in harder, tearing apart Hortons sweet succulent ass.
Cum sprayed out of Hortons trunk at the feeling of his blood and shit spraying out all over the Mayor. The mayor leaked the cum of a billion quadrillion Who’s straight into Hortons Womb. An egg, made entirely from Who’s, slid its way up and squeezed Hortons Prostate. The jungle now began to flood with their cum, but the Mayor didn’t stop. Unfortunately, the people of Whoville rotted at a surprisingly fast rate.
“I love you Horton… The Mayor said, the rotting flesh finally catching up with his brain. He came one final time as he died fucking Hortons Ass.
Horton continued easing down on the dead corpse. “I love you too Daddy,” he cried, allowing cum and shit to leak on the Mayors flesh pile. From somewhere inside him, his womb got ripped apart, and out sprung a who… but it was large… and it was the Mayor…
“Oh Horton… you didn’t really think I loved you right? I was just using you as a vessel to level the playing field. Ofcourse I knew that the Who’s were tiny… and I took it upon myself to make us big.” He slapped Horton in the face with his massive wet dick as he said that. “Rise my children!” He called out, allowing many more baby Who’s to crawl out of a screaming Horton.
“I tell you what Horton… We are hungry… Feed us!” The Mayor crawled over Horton, inserting his cock back into him. Horton Came and the Mayor’s children begn to feast on the sticky white liquid. It wasn’t enough though. The Mayor began to feast on his old body’s rotting, shit cum covered flesh. His children joined him, but their hunger continued. They began to eat Horton, and then the plants, and then the dirt, and then the animals that had tried to warn him that the Mayor was actually a sex demon with a hunger to rule the world…
Everything was absorbed into the Mayor… even the kids he had raised to rule the world. He had got a much better idea… He wanted to have everything to himself. So he ate and he ate…and he didn’t stop… Planets, Suns, the galaxy, and eventually the whole universe found itself in his stomach… until it got too much… and BANG!... His stomach popped…
And that’s where the big bang theory came from. The universe was created from a very hungry Who.