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“Come on, come on, come on” a worker drone demands slamming her fist into a railgun while running away from something. 

RING RING RING

RING RING RING

RING RING RING

RING RING RING

“Oh, come on not right now,” the girl whispers, jumping behind a pile of headless drones and answering. “Hello Dad, what do you need?” the girl questions finally getting her railgun to work and firing it at someone.

“Hey Uzi, I just wanted to say…. I am pro-prouuuud- Proud of you,” a man says on the other end. “Listen I know I haven’t been the best dad since your mom was killed by those murder drones but I wanna make it up to you by….” 

“Don’t you say it,” Uzi mutters under her breath just as an angel with like thing begins crawling toward her with its mouth wide open revealing a set of sharp teeth. “Get this metal-head,” Uzi demands, firing a precise blast of thermal energy from the railgun that launches the metal bastard back several feet. “YEAH BABY!!!!”

“WHAT UZI?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!” The man known as Uzi’s dad questions hearing his daughter scream. 

“I JUST GOT IT,” Uzi screams jumping in the air before a sweat mark appears on her visor ‘Oh crap Dad now knows what I just did!!!!’ 

“You finally got that kink in the 7th door fixed?” her dad questions taking a sip of something while seeing a green light appear on door 7.

“Yeahhhhh,” Uzi lies, picking up her railgun and walking toward the downed angel. “I’ll call you back soon Dad,” Uzi says hanging up.

“WAIT UZI DO-” Uzi’s dad starts before getting hung up on.

“I actually killed a disassembly drone,” Uzi whispers before smirking. “I FINALLY KILLED ONE OF YOU METAL BASTARDS!!!” Uzi yells just as said metal bastard gets up from the snow. “SHIT!!!” Uzi screams seeing her railgun is at 5% fully charged. “DON’T EAT ME!!!” Uzi cries only to see the drone standing completely still. “Odd that never happens,”

- Accessing memories 89% complete - appears on the drone’s screen.

“Fuck, Fuck, Fuck” Uzi whispers seeing a deceased drone’s separated arm picking it up, and slamming it across the drone’s head just as it was at 97%.

“Did you just hit me with that arm?” the drone questions as they jolt awake.

“It can talk,” Uzi whispers.

“It has a name, and it is N-0X0010010 give or take a couple more zeroes and ones, but my teammates call me N. I am the leader of this platoon,” the drone says just to move toward Uzi's ear and says something else “Not true we are the worst of the group.”

“Shut up,” N says punching themself in the face changing their once yellow eyes to yellow eye and red eye. “I can't seem to remember the last five minutes of my life are you part of our squad? Say you are short for a disassembly drone,” N says, trying to scan Uzi and seeing nothing wrong.

“Nice to meet you N I am Uzi,” the drone says, still holding her railgun at N.

“Oh, a new upgrade I got new ones as well,” N says revealing a set of chainsaws in their arms.

“Yup, totally new upgrades,” Uzi says, throwing her gun away and barely avoiding a laser beam aimed at her head. “So, about your team, how many of you are there?”

“Three of us, me the medic, J the leader, and V the weapon specialist,” N says, turning around.

“Welp I better be going off to kill more worker drones,” Uzi says, turning around before grabbing her hand in pain. “SHIT!!!”

“Oh, you stung yourself, don't worry our saliva is specifically designed to counter poison otherwise I’d be dismantling myself all the time,” N says as its tail tries them, and they catch it just in time.

“And by our saliva you mean-” Uzi starts.

“Disassembly drone’s saliva? Correct, good things those worker drones don’t have that because it would be harder to kill them then” N says delightedly.

“I need your help,” Uzi says to N.

“Sure, I am ready to help with anything,” N says happily. “Mhph-Ugh,” N groans as Uzi’s hand comes out of its mouth. “That is something I guess wanna get washed up?”

“Sure,” Uzi says, extending a hand and getting dragged into a giant crashed space shuttle.

“Woah this is very old,” Uzi states looking around and finding a booklet that says Enx-Rocket 76. “This is a shuttle???”

“Yup,” N says, picking up the destroyed steering wheel and attaching it back on only for it to fall off.

“We can get off this damn rock,” Uzi says looking at a destroyed mirror that N swiftly replaces.

"Why would we?" N questions knowing it is against their programming.

"Why do you want to keep killing my- I mean why do we want to kill the worker drones?" Uzi fixes seeing N glare at her while she gives them a thumbs up.

"Apart from drinking their SWEET DELICIOUS OIL " N starts revealing a set of sharp teeth while a giant x appears on their visor for a quick second before reverting. "Because we are programmed to,"

"That is the point those damn humans programmed up to do this murder our own kind so why don't we get this ship started and hunt down as many humans as we can to give them a taste of their own medicine" Uzi suggests turning around to see N have a dislocated drone's arm in their mouth. "GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!" Uzi demands grabbing the arm and throwing it away.

“HEY!!! Sorry but it is a one-way trip, we were never taught how to fly,” N says, placing a chair down and sitting in. “They’ll be here in 2 minutes,”

“Who will be here?” Uzi questions forgetting about the fact N wasn’t the only one who landed.

“The others,” N says, pulling out some burnt shades and covering his eyes with them.

“And by others you mean-” Uzi starts slowly walking toward the exit before feeling a metal pipe and picking it up.

“V and J? Yes,” N says, turning around.

“I have to do something real quick but first, N can you turn around?” Uzi questions raising the pipe in the air.

“Sure, what do you ne-UGH!!!” N groans as the metal pipe hits them clean in the face fracturing its visor and knocking them out.

“Crap,” Uzi whispers, dropping the crowbar and running off back to the doors.

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“NO!!! PLEASE I GOT HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS!!!!” a drone begs while being held in the air.

“Should we let him go J?” a disassembly drone asks another one.

“Eh, Screw it sure the more we leave alive the more oil we have,” J says looking away as the other drone places the worker on the ground.

“T-Thank you I will remember this,” the worker says, starting to run off back home.

“On second thought there are more drones here we don’t need him alive,” J says, giving a thumbs down and looking away while the other drone smirks.

“Perfect,” the drone says, flying toward the drone and slicing him clean in half. “29 killed,” the drone says, picking up the drone’s head and marking it, "How many do you think N-0X0010010 got today?” The drone questions drinking the worker’s oil and walking back into the space shuttle.

“Probably none, you know how soft she is,” J nears walking in surprised to see the many dead drones lying on the floor. “Ain’t no way,” J mutters looking at the separated drones lying in front of the door.

“You think she did all this?” the other drone questions pulling out her gun.

“Wait,” J orders and points to the ice showing a deep foot-shaped hole in it. “Footprints and they are still warm…..N-0X0010010!!!”

“Huh?!?” N questions startling herself and falling out of the chair. “What is happening?”

“GET YOUR SORRY EXCUSE OF A DISASSEMBLY DRONE OUT HERE BEFORE I TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!” J screams echoing throughout the entire shuttle.

“You got it,” N says, getting up and rushing to her teammates. “What is wrong?”

“How many drones did you kill?” J questions raising a hammer in the air. “Answer honestly, you glitch,”

“29,” N says, noticing the other drone looking around for something. “Something wrong V?”

“Funny you said you killed 29 drones, right?” V questions.

“Yeah,” N says confused.

“Then why am I detecting 30 were here?” V questions pointing a gun at N’s head.

“There were 30 here?” N questions tilting her head just as J slams the hammer on her head reactivating the memory-recovering process.

-Accessing memories 99% complete- appears on the screen

“What happened?” V questions J who along shrugs her shoulders while seeing N’s tail move so violently.

-Accessing memories 100% complete- appears before the screen goes black for a couple of then two eyes appear

“I have to go to something outside,” N lies rushing out and following the footsteps while J and V just look at her.

-She is suspicious- Pops out of one of V’s hands in the form of a flag

“Agreed let’s go,” J orders, rushing after N along with V.

‘Damnit how can I be so blind of course she wasn’t a disassembly drone she was too short and she couldn’t even purge my venom from her systems,’ N thinks seeing Uzi rushing toward a giant wall. “YOU!!!” N screams clearly angry while a fake smile appears on her face along with an x mark on her visor.

“Oh crap,” Uzi whispers, seeing N flying toward her looking like she would tear her to shreds.

“Come on, you got any sevens?” a drone questions placing a card on a table while the rest are playing completely ignoring the fact uzi is running toward the glass barrier.

“HEY!!! HEY!!! HEY!!!” Uzi screams only for no one to hear her. ‘Dad is going to be soon mad but I am sure he’ll be even more pissed if I died,’ Uzi thinks to herself pulling out the master keycard she stole from her dad before she left.

“Go fish lead head,” another drone says, slapping the other upside the drone’s just as Uzi opened the door pulling their cards out into the freezing temperatures. “HEY!!!”

“COME ON!!!”

“I ALMOST WON!!!”

“YOU ARE KHAN’S INSANE DAUGHTER!!!”

“Close the door!!!” Uzi demands.

“Why?”  a drone questions.

“Because of that,” Uzi says, pointing to N who was on her heels.

“CLOSE IT!!!” a drone demands another one who rushes toward the door and locks down.

CLANK!!!

“Huh?” Uzi questions not hearing the click sound and looking down to see an arm managed to get underneath. “Oh crap,” Uzi whispers just as the arm rushes toward the key and slams it across the keypad, opening every door in the walls.

“FUCKING RUN!!!” a drone screams as all of them including Uzi run through the walls while most of them are slaughtered by the enraged N.

“What is going on?” Khan Doorman questions seeing all doors go bright red.

“Sir all doors have been opened,” a maintenance drone says, causing a sweat mark to appear on Khan’s head.

“DURING THE NIGHT I HAVE TO GO!!!” Khan screams running toward the main door to what is left of a beautiful factory.

“RUN!!! KID!!!”  a drone screams pushing Uzi in front of him just as N’s tail pierces his chest.

“Hey, Uzi I know we aren’t good friends but my name is Dale please tell my wife Emma I FUCKING HA-” Dale starts before getting sliced in half by N’s laser.

“Ph scrap,” Uzi whispers, reaching the final door only for N’s tail to grab her and lift her in the air. 

“You lied, why?” N questions reverting to her normal face clearly hurt.

“Like you weren’t just playing with me as well,” Uzi says, spitting in N’s face causing his face to go back to the wicked smile.

“UZI?” Khan questions looking in disbelief at what he is seeing.

“Dad…help,” Uzi whispers only to see Khan look at the final door between the worker and the disassembly drones.

“You are just like your mom,” Khan says, pressing his keycard against the door and locking it permanently. “I can’t fix you goodbye,”

“Goodbye Dad,” Uzi whispers as N stabs her.

“Good job sis I am impressed,” J says walking up to N who casually throws Uzi into another wall.

“You actually managed to get through these damn walls I have been trying to get through here for weeks, you know what that means,” J says watching her sister tilt her head in confusion.

“Company-signed pens,” V says, showing the pen she and J have had for a while. “Excuse me I have a couple of drones to kill,” V exclaims, jumping into the air and a vent.

“Thank you,” N whispered, taking the pen and looking at it. “Hey J I have a question,”

“What is it glitch?” J questions.

“Why do we kill the drones instead of trying to reprogram them?” N questions.

“Because N, they are broken drones who try to come up with other solutions instead of the solution they are programmed to, just like you,” J says, placing a weird device on N’s chest.

“I am not bro-AUGHHH!!!” N cries falling to the ground while most of her systems begin shutting down.

“Yes you are, you failed to remember that you had been fighting 1 drone, you are also clearly damaged by the amount of times you glitched during the missions you can’t be fixed, goodbye N” J whispers jumping into the vent and flying through the building looking for more drones to kill.

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“Heh, guess is how I died killed by my own sister who would’ve thought,” N mutters to herself.

-initiate absoluesolver- the symbol of a corrupted version of the absoluesolver appears on one of N’s eyes

“NO!!! DEACTIVATE” N demands. “Just let me die here in peace,”

“If you say so,” Uzi says, walking up from the wall she was thrown at. “Either you weren’t trying to kill me or you have a lousy aim,”

“Trust me I was holding back from my main programming so much I might’ve broken something….” N slowly raises a hand in the air and asks a question. “A little help?”

“You were just saying you wanted to die in peace?” Uzi questions moving a crate to a vent.

“Haha, very funny,” N says, rolling her eyes. “Can you please help me up?”

“No, you just killed several drones,” Uzi explains, trying to get into the vent and seeing she is too short.

“I had to make it believable,” N lies looking away.

“Say I’ll make a deal, I'll help you if you help me get in the vault,” Uzi suggests.

“Deal,” N whispers, watching Uzi stand over her and start trying to pry the device off her chest. “That screwdriver won't work on this,”

“This is a screwdriver, this is a wretch my dad’s wretch,” Uzi says with venom while slamming the wrench into N’s chest just shattering the glass barrier of the device and seeing many wires.

“Huh, you actually broke it neet,” N mutters shocked seeing the device known to take down the best disassembly drones was broken by a measly wrench.

“What do I do N?” Uzi questions seeing the many wires in the device glowing many colors.

“I don’t know, trying pulling a wire out,” N suggests.

“Okay,” Uzi whispers. “If I die I'm haunting you,” Uzi states, pulling a red wire and watching the device falling onto the ground and latching onto it.

“YEAH, I CAN MOVE!!!” N screams jolting up and moving.

“Great now you can h-” Uzi starts before hearing the device begin talking.

“Five seconds till detonation”  the device starts causing N to begin trying to pull it out the ground.

“COME ON PULL IT OUT!!!” Uzi demands.

“Can’t…you...see…..I AM TRYING!!!!” N questions finally pulling the device out of the ground and tossing it in the air. “GET DOWN!!!” N demands jumping in front of Uzi and wrapping her giant steel wings around the worker.

BOOM!!!

“What was that?” a worker questions feeling the ground begin to shake.

“That was the sound of my idiot sister trying to remove the resetter,”  J says, appearing behind the drone and slicing his head clean off.

“Awwww, I wanted to kill him,” V whines.

“You can kill the next one we see,” J says watching a drone walk right in front of them.

“You saw nothing,” Drone whispers, waving her hands in front of her face before running off.

“You go,” J says, watching V smirk and begin chasing the drone.

‘Damn it I actually hoped you wouldn’t do anything stupid you glitch,’ J thinks to herself walking off.

“You okay?” N questions retracting her wings and making sure Uzi is okay.

“Yeah, just a scratch. You?” Uzi questions noticing many holes in N’s wings.

“Yeah, just a couple of explosions, burns, and a lot of holes,” N says, feeling a sharp pain in her spine as soon as the wings fully retract. “Let’s go,” N says, running up to the wall and punching barely leaving a mark.

“Hey idiot,” Uzi screams, pointing, causing the drone to look up and see the vent.

“Ohhhhh,” N says, walking up to Uzi and lifting her into the vent.

“Say how much damage can your teammates do in 3 minutes?” Uzi questions crawling through the vent while seeing a lot of cut-up drone bodies lying underneath them.

“Depending on how much of a leash V is on,” N starts reminiscing how a leashed V was able to take down an entire facility in minutes. “If she is leashed 20  minutes if not 7 minutes at most,”

“Then we better hurry,” Uzi says, jumping out of the vent with N right behind her.

“Need something?” N questions showing a chainsaw.

“No I got a wrench,” Uzi says, showing her wrench again and walking towards a bent open door.

“Ughhhh,” a drone groans, getting thrown to a couple more drones.

“Get up thad,” a man screams watching the drone slowly get up.

“You are the guards….DO SOMETHING!!!” The drone named Thad demands getting up and raising his fist in the air.

“Not thank,” one of the guards says, hitting behind the crowd.

“Fine, I’ll buy you some time to run,” Thad orders, gaining a smirk from one of the murder drones.

“Looks like we got a hero,” J says observing the drone slowly step back while Thad stands still. 

“I admire that, listen here hero, I’ll make a deal with you,” V starts.

“Which is….” Thad questions noticing two drones hop down from a vent quietly.

“We will let you live if you walk away and let us kill your fellow drones,” V says.

“Never,” Thad says, smirking.

“I respect that I’ll give you an honorable death,” V says, appearing behind Thad and lifting him in the air slowly choking him out.

“Ugh ... .Grrrr…Help,” Thad groans watching the drones run off.

“Goodbye Nobel warrior,” V says, grasping onto Thad’s neck and getting ready to snap.

“If I am going out I am going out with a DAMN BOOM!!!” Thad screams showing a small little bomb on his head. “The second you kill me I go boom,”

“THAT WON’T BE HAPPENING!!!” N screams firing a focused beam of energy at V launching her away.

“N!!!” V and J screams.

“Hello,” N says waving at the two while Uzi holds her wrench up and Thad is lying on the floor shocked.

“Uzi?” Khan questions looking at his daughter from his hiding place with the group of drones.

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‘It can’t be….Uzi couldn’t have survived a murder drone,’ Khan thinks to himself in awe watching the stand-off between his daughter and the murder drone next to her against the two murder drones that had already slaughtered 20 drones.

“Why is that MD standing next to Uzi?” one of Uzi’s classmates questions her friends while asking for photos of the encounter as proof.

“Maybe she reprogrammed him ,” another drone says, trying to find any features that defined N apart from her long trench coat, the red bead on her normally yellow headband, and the two different eye colors on the drone’s visor.

“How?” another drone questions with two heart-shaped emoji on her visor. “I wonder is he single,”

“I mean he has to be image-dating a disassembly drone,” the first drone says, rolling her eyes.

“Hello N good to see you are alive,” J says watching N glare at V.

“No thanks to you big sis,” N mutters watching Thad slowly crawl away.

“Oh no you don’t hero drone,”  V says, lifting her tail over Thad’s back and getting ready to stab him. “I promised you an honorable death didn’t I?” V questions pulling her tail down.

“NO!!!” a drone screams before a blue laser slices the tail just enough for it to miss.

“OUCH!!! THE HELL N?” V questions tackling N into a wall and flying both of them into the air slamming her sister’s head into the roof and letting go. “Bye, Bye,”

“N GET UP!!!” Uzi demands blocking a tail strike from J’s tail with her wrench.

“I don’t know what you did to n but I am going to fix it,” J says showing a set of two claws.

“I won’t let you fix him,” Uzi states charging toward J with her wrench and a drone’s dislocated arm.

“RARRRRR!!!” J roars rushing toward Uzi.

“What do we do sir?” a drone asks Khan.

“Activate code delta alpha,” Khan says revealing a golden star key while two other drones showed two of the exact same but different color keys.

“You sure?” The drone with the silver key asks her superior while the drones surrounding them question what is code delta alpha.

“It is the only way Angie,” Khan sighs. “Hamilton, go activate the alarm,” Khan demands while the drone with the silver key named Angie guides all the drones deeper into the facility.

“SIR YES SIR!!!” Hamilton screams, rushing towards the alarm and pulling it.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL HEAD TO SILVER SILVER HALL 

THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL 

HEAD TO THE SILVER HALL

“AHHHHHHH!!!” The drones scream running through the halls while red lights keep flashing.

“COME ON SIS I KNOW YOU CAN FIGHT HARDER!!!” V screams grabbing N’s head and slamming it into her knee before spin kicking N into another wall.

“Ughhhh...Huh?” N questions wiping some oil off her lips before smirking and pulling out two chainsaws. “No more mister nice done,” N says, tackling V in the air sawing through one of her armored wings.

“THAT HURT!!!” V screams kicking N off and into a house causing debris to fall.

“Come on that all you got?” Uzi taunts deflecting each of J’s claw strikes with one of her weapons.

“What the hell is going on?” V questions pulling one of N’s wings clean off her back while finally noticing the red lights continuing to shine bright red.

“No clue,” N whispers headbutting V causing the drone to stumble back. “UZI!!!” N screams getting the drone’s attention.

“WHAT?!?” Uzi questions holding J back.

“I have two gifts for you,” N says, pointing her arm cannon at J and launching her away.

“Thanks,” Uzi says, jamming her wrench into the arm and making a spear with it.

“Here is another gift,” N says casually, throwing one of her arms at V. “You welcooooooooooooome,” N screams, getting tackled by V.

“How do I use this thing?” Uzi questions.

“You don’t,” J says, remotely activating N’s arm and charging it up. “We do,”

“SHIT!!!” Uzi screams, ducking a focused laser beam that was aimed towards her head.

“What the hell is this?” J questions noticing red flakes start falling on the ground.

“Code delta alpha,” Uzi whispers, turning toward N. “N WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE THE ROOM IS GETTING FLUSHED OUT!!!” 

“You got it sorry sis,” N apologizes licking her tongue on V’s arm and shocking the drone.

“WHAT THE HELL???” V screams in disgust, tossing N away while looking at the saliva on her arm.

“SORRY!!!” N screams, firing a grappling hook that wraps around V's leg and pulls her to the ground as well.

“Wha?” V started before getting tugged to the ground. “J!!!”

“What now? You gotta be kidding me,” J groans seeing N and V flying toward her. “Nope,” J whispers, forging a blade that slices N’s other arm clean off causing the drone to crash.

“Ouch,”

“It is over just stop little sister,” J says pointing her sword at her now armless sister before falling unconscious.

“For you, you crazy robot,” Uzi says, holding N’s arm like a baseball bat.

“That is my arm,” N states just as Uzi reattaches it to her body.

“Let’s go, this entire room will be flushed out in 30 seconds,” Uzi states, running toward a silver door.

“Come on,” N demands, launching another rope at J’s leg while holding V and rushing toward Uzi.

“Almost closed, sir” Hamilton screams watching Angie guide the last few drones into the room.

“Everyone is here now sir,” Angie states.

“Uzi isn’t here,” Thad states, noticing the anti-social drone isn’t with the group. “OUTTA MY WAY!!!” Thad demands rushing toward the door only for Khan and Hamilton to tug him back. “YOUR DAUGHTER IS OUT THERE!!!”

“She made a choice to sacrifice herself for the greater good,” Khan says, noticing two drones running toward the door. “It can’t be,”

“GET DOWN!!!” Uzi demands pushing through the door with N. “We made it N,”

“Y-Y-Yeah we did,” N stuttered out before falling to the ground.

“I AM SO DONE WITH YO-” J starts before receiving a new order. “I’ll be back for my sisters,” J says, breaking a hole in the wall and flying off.

“U-” Khan starts only for Uzi to interrupt him.

“No, you listen to me DAD I was about to be killed and you could’ve saved me but what did you do?” Uzi questions, noticing her father look away. “YOU LEFT ME TO DIE JUST LIKE MOM!!!” Uzi screams waking up N.

“What happened, where is J?” the drone questions.

“Shhhh, Drama is going down,” V states, slapping N upside the head with her tail.

“I was doing what was best for the colony,” Khan says, trying to defend himself.

“THE BEST FOR THE COLONY? THE BEST FOR THIS DAMN COLONY WAS TO LET ME BUILD WEAPON TO DEFEND FROM THOSE DAMN DRONES!!!” Uzi screams before turning to N and V. “No offense,”

“None, taken,” N says, getting up and noticing the startled guards. “I think we should be going.”

“Yeah, but first” Uzi starts walking up to Khan and glaring at his mug before slapping it away from him. “You don’t deserve that world’s best dad mug,” Uzi says before pointing to a hole in the roof.

“You got it,” N says, understanding what she wants her to do. “Hang on tight,” N orders flying off with the two.

“I am the best father here,” Khan lies to himself, picking up his coffee cup and taking a sip of it again.

“I am now free finally,” Uzi sighs

“I would come outside and ask how your character development is going if the sun couldn’t melt my systems and kill me,” N screams from the inside of their shuttle. “Are you doing okay?”

“Yeah,” Uzi states, getting up and looking at the rising sun. “I have never felt better. I think it is time we give those humans a taste of their damn medicine,” Uzi says before laughing maniacally.

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“Come on you really think the boss exiled his own daughter?” A drone questions fixing a leaking oil pipe.

“Of course, he did I mean she brought three murder drones to the bunker and even showed them the way out of the purge zone,” another drone states handing the other a screwdriver.

“Pocket wrench, thanks,” the drone says fixing a “I mean I get it but she is his daughter wouldn’t he…you know ground her?” the drone questions looking up and finding her worker is gone. “Alright, where are you now?”

“Heeeeeey Jud……” the drone whispers looking at something.

“What dallllllle?” Judy questions looking up to see many dissembled drones. “What the shit?!?”

“Let’s get out of here,” Dale mutters running out of the room.

“You got it,” Judy replies turning around and following Dale.

“AUGHHHHH!!!”  a man screams while being ripped in half.

“No,” a young, damaged N whispers watching the many humans get killed by the unimaginable abomination. “Please stop,” N whispers causing the abomination to stop and glare at her.

“WHY???” the abomination screams extending a silver/gold-crusted arm and lifting N up to its face. “They hurt you, they hurt all of you” the abomination states looking at the many bruises and deep burns on N’s upper torso.

“They can be fixed please cy-” N starts only to get squeezed tighter.

“I am not that drone I was before N and neither will you be,” the abomination screams activating the once-locked program of the corrupted absolutesolver.

“AHHHHHHH!!!” N screams in pain while her eyes begin corrupting into a twisted version of absolutesolver. “MAKE….IT…...STOP!!!” N demands headbutting the abomination and falling to the ground.

“Just a couple more humans left alive,” the horror states turning to a teenage girl and her family.

“No…. Tessa,” the drone groans pulling the many sharp rocks out of her body and crawling toward the human.

“Run Tessa,” the man demands his daughter handing her a silver-encrusted handgun.

“No, I am not leaving you,” the girl states. ‘Daddy I am so sorry for everything.”

“I am sorry too sweetie,” the man says hugging his daughter and closing his eyes waiting for death to come.

“Please do as your father says,” the woman orders while the horror’s claw-like hand hovers over the humans.

“No…..Tessa....main objective protect Tessa,” N states getting up and running toward the human.

“Goodbye N,” the girl smirks just as the claw raises down over the humans.

“N!!!! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!!!” V screams from inside the cockpit.

“NO!!!” N screams falling off the roof and onto the ground. “Ouch,”

“N GET IN HERE NOW!!!” V repeats, again causing the drone to rush toward the cockpit. “LET ME GO!!!” V demands picking up a tub full of bubbles and blowing them.

“No, you just tried to kill me a couple of hours ago you know he won’t save,” Uzi reminded picking up a burnt hat placing it on her head, and looking at it in a mirror. “This was a pilot’s hat,” Uzi states seeing a weird image appear on her eye before the mirror shatters.

“That is new what is wrong with you?” V questions turning around her chair I am shocked that the mirror broke.

“Probably something you freaks did to me,” Uzi states pointing the hat at the disassembly drone. “I demand you to tell me what you did,”

“We did nothing, perhaps we should do an autopsy to see what is wrong with you,” V smirks showing two sets of chainsaws.

“I heard autopsy who died?” N questions running into the room and receiving the pilot hat thrown at her head.

“Did you know this was a pilot hat with your serial number on it?” Uzi questions receiving a surprised look.

“I was the pilot….SWEET!!!” N screams jumping into a chair. “But I crashed the ship….. that's my origin story,” N says with a gleeful smile on her face.

“I told you we should let N know what comic books were,” V says before getting up and trying to choke N.

“What did you need?” N questions hiding behind Uzi.

“We need you to find where J went,” Uzi states handing a damaged flash drive that was found in the computer.

“I’ll be back in around 30 minutes,” N says eating the chip and launching into space.

“You have a weird little brother,” Uzi whispers to V causing her to snap her bumble wand.

“What did you do?” V questions glaring at the drone who called her younger sister a brother.

“I said you have a weird little brother,” Uzi repeats.

‘The fuck she called N?!?’ V questions in her mind before she can do anything the sound of someone screaming Uzi’s name is heard.

“UZI!!! UZI!!!!” UZI!!!!” The drone V tried killing a couple of days ago named Thad screams from outside.

“Don’t you fucking dare,” Uzi whispers watching V while walking out of the room and toward Thad. “What do you need Thad?” Uzi questions pulling out her railgun the second she sees Thad begin to try to pull her somewhere.

“IT IS BAD VERY BAD!!!” Thad screams terrified of something.

“What is it more murder drones?” Uzi questions.

“No, they are way worse the first thing is a couple of drones were found dead,” Thad says seeing Uzi shrug her shoulders.

“Okay drones die all the time due to our stupid shit remember the idiot who believed he could eat a hand grenade and survive?” Uzi questions not surprised a couple of drones survived.

“Also, we have parent-teacher conferences today and your dad is heading to the school,” Thad states seeing Uzi’s face go from a carefree look to a terrified look.

“WHAT?!?!” Uzi screams falling to her knees and raising her hands in the air. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DAMN YOU DAD!!!!!!”

Chapter Text

“I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLLL!!!” Uzi screams while snow begins falling on her face.

“How long has she been at this?” N questions V while Thad just stares at her.

“35 minutes by now, that is kinda impressive I would’ve expected her to blow a processor or something,” V whispers seeing Uzi just stop moving altogether. “She just did N,”

“Your friendly neighborhood medic on the way,” N screams, rushing up to Uzi and slapping her on the back, restarting her processor.

“WHEN IS IT THAD???” Uzi questions grabbing Thad by the neck and choking him out till he answers her question.

“Well my parents are talking to the teacher right now, next is Judy’s parents, then the new drone’s parents, and after hers, your dad will be the last one,” Thad states, showing the numerous parents registered for conferences that day.

“So I have found a way to make the teacher sound like he hates me but how…..” Uzi questions scratching her chin before snapping her fingers. “I got it I find out how the two drones died then my dad would be happy,”

“That would be great but we have a problem,” Thad mutters, pulling out a paper saying Uzi Doorman Banished .

“I AM NOT BANISHED JUST GROUNDED!!!” Uzi screams, picking up her railgun and walking toward the compound. “COME ON YOU TWO!!!”

“You heard her Let’s g-” V starts before getting interrupted.

“I AM TALKING ABOUT THAD AND N NOT YOU!!!” Uzi screams, hearing the footsteps of Thad and N beginning to follow her.

“Oh course she wasn’t talking about me,” V mutters, noticing a small silver pick on the ground where N is standing and smirks. “And the title for world’s best little goes to you N,”

“Come on one more piece,” a drone whispers, finally fixing the damaged keypad and watching all doors close shut again. “Oh yeah,” the drone screams, turning around to see N’s face staring at him, from the window pocket. “OH SHIT A MURDER DRONE!!!'' The drone screams falling to the ground while N slides a paper underneath the door. “Huh?”

“READ IT!!!” Uzi orders from the other side.

“Okay…..Deer Dronez of Callony 7 I want to apalogise for murdering your friendz sincerily Dissaembly drone N,” the worker says, reading N’s apology letter and glaring at her. “I can’t stay mad at you come in,” the worker orders, opening the door.

“Okay, so where did the drones die?” Uzi questions Thad while walking into the compound.

“Wait, aren't you banished from the colony?” the drone questions only to receive the end of her railgun aimed at his head.

“GROUNDED!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?” Uzi questions only for the drone to hand her a paper from the biggest tabloid company here, the Daily Wire. “THIS THING IS FULL OF BULLSHIT!!!” Uzi screams, blowing a hole into the paper then starts walking deeper into the compound.

“Okay, that is all I wanted to say Mr and Mrs.Corbalt,” Uzi’s teacher says, finishing up the conference with Thad’s parents.

“No, thank you because without you we wouldn’t have known our Thad is the second smartest student in class,” Mr.Corbalt states, opening the door and letting his wife leave before him.

“Okay next up is Jud….Oh she is going to be late so is that new kid the only person who is here is…..oh come on,” the teacher mutters seeing the only person outside currently is the father of his most hated student. “Mr.Doorman I am not ready for you,”

“Wish me luck,” Khan whispers to another set of parents who just stare at him in disgust. “Hello Mr. Itichigia,” Khan says, reading the drone’s name tag while extending a handout.

“It is actually Initchia, I suppose you know why you are here?” the teacher questions.

“Yes, I know you are here to tell what a great student my daughter is,” Khan states.

“Uzi please sit down and give Danny his eyes back,” Mr.Initchia ordered not looking from his book.

“I didn’t do anything,” Uzi lied, hiding a small device behind her back while a drone kept hitting his head against the wall.

“Sure you didn’t,” the teacher stated glaring at the drone who pressed a button, and Danny’s eyes returned.

“I CAN SEE AGUN!!!” Danny screamed before pointing at Uzi and flipping her off. “FUCK YOU UZI, I AM OUT OF HERE!!!” Danny said, turning around and slamming his head against a bookshelf. “DAMN IT!!!”

——————————9:00 AM————————

“Uzi you don’t have to work with anybody because we all know you are lonely,” Itichagi stated, sipping his steaming coffee.

“I am not lonely, many people wanted to work with me, but I just refused,” Uzi lied.

“No we didn’t bitch you begged us to be your partner we rejected you cause you are so weird,” one of the drones Uzi asked stated while fixing her hair.

————————- 3:00 PM——————

“This is why I believe we should eradicate all life on earth,” Uzi screamed laughing so maniacally it began scaring the other students.

“Teacher….Uzi is going crazy again,” a student whispered, hiding behind his desk.

“Hello? Hello? HELLO?” Khan screams, slapping the teacher upside the head.

“Huh? WHAT HAPPENED?” Mr.Initchia questions seeing Khan and remembering what happened. ‘Dammit, I have an interview him now,’

“Shall we get to it?”

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“35 dead this week,” a detective drone whispers to her co-workers while looking at the many-body bags and oil spilled on the ground. “How many more have to die before Khan starts changing things?”

“No clue boss,” a drone says, handing his boss a cup of steaming oil and walking back off.

“Guess the drones are slowly losing trust in my dad as well,” Uzu whispers to N and Thad before starting to say something in sign language. -Okay so Thad you try to distract my dad long enough until the school day is over then tell him to follow you and lead him to me where I will have found out the criminal to this murder, got it? Good-

“You understood a thing she said?” N questions Thad watching Uzi walk off.

“Nope, you?” Thad whispers shrugging his shoulders.

“None,”

“N!!! THAD GET TO WORK!!!!” Uzi orders watching the two drones scramble one off somewhere and the other to her. “You are like a dog you know that?”

“How?” N questions but before Uzi can respond the sound of something falling onto the floor catches the two’s attention.

“Welp that is all 35 bodies account for time to move 'em, boys,” the detective orders zipping the final bag up.

“44,” the drone who handed the detective the coffee whispers.

“Huh? What do you mean 44?” the detective questions turning around and seeing the many dead bodies of her colleagues before getting stabbed in the back and lifted into the air.

“Actually I mean 45,” a holographic version of the detective says, picking up the drone’s walkie-talkie and requesting more backup. “Now time to restart boys,” the hologram orders watching many more holograms appear and move the bodies away.

“Okay……so what does Uzi want me to do?” Thad questions himself before a set of tentacles tugs him away.

“Let’s hope we get this done before my dad comes by,” Uzi whispers to N, still expecting her dad to be waiting.

In the school

“UGH!!!” the teacher groans, placing the many reports he received from many students about Uzi onto his desk. “Now Mr. Doorman this isn’t even a quarter of the number of reports I have received about your daughter,”

“Oh wow,” Khan whispers, seeing what could be equivalent to several years of student detentions in front of him. “So how many are there just because students hate my daughter?”

“Just this one,” the teacher says, pointing to a report and then handing Khan a book. “I suggest you try to follow one of the plans in this book,”

“How to fix a broken daughter?” 

“Say what is your relationship with your father?” N questions shining a light into a dark storage room and walking in.

“My dad hates me and says I remind him a lot of my mom,” Uzi whispers, picking up a couple of batteries and attaching them to her railgun.

“What is your mom like?” N questions turning around and getting tugged off into the darkness.

“She was a hothead and the best inventor we had,” Uzi whispers, stepping onto a giant tentacle and looking up. “Nnnnnnnn,”

“Yeah, what up?”  N questions adjusting her trench coat on her and looking to see Uzi point up in the air. “Flare gun?”

“Flare gun,” Uzi orders watching a small red flare fly in the air and then explode showing an abomination neither drone could unsee. “We should go N,” Uzi whispers, turning to see N is gone and one of the abomination eyes staring at her.

“CRAP!!! CRAP!!! CRAP!!!” Thad screams slamming against a giant before heading a loud groan coming from a couple of wires. “Who is there?” Thad questions picking up a metal pipe and walking toward the wires.

“Hi,” N screams, popping out the wire and waving.

“AHHHHH!” Thad screams slamming the pipe against N’s head breaking it and causing the drone to fall back into the wires.

“Ouch,” N groans.

“Sorry dude,” Thad says lifting N out the wires and seeing the drone missing an arm. “Say where is your other arm?”

“I do not know,”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Uzi screams startling the two.

“That was Uzi,  Thad stand back,” N orders, pointing her arm at a wall and firing a rocket at it. “Thad get help, I’ll get Uzi,” N whispers, ignoring the fact half her vision had just been disabled.

“Hello…..Big……Sister,” a voice whispers echoing into N’s head while the drone continues searching for Uzi.

“Where is she Syn?” N questions stopping right in front of the corpses of many drones. “No…..way…..”

“I GOTTA RUN!!!” Thad screams to himself sliding underneath a glass pane a couple of drones were carrying.

“HEY WATCH IT KID!!!” an old man scolds stabilizing the glass.

“SORRY!!!” Thad screams seeing the school and kicking open the door.

“Unless you want your daughter decommissioned I highly suggest you fix her,” the teacher says glaring at Mr. Doorman before Thad busts through the door.

“Uzi…storage room....she might….be in…..danger,” Thad mutters before falling to the ground.

“Uzi, OUT OF MY DAMN WAY!!!” Khan screams rushing toward the storage rooms.

“STAY BACK!!!” Uzi screams, firing her railgun at many tentacles while ‘N’ shoots at them. “Almost out of charges,”

“Uzi, hand it to me,” N orders, extending a hand.

“Take it,” Uzi says, giving N the railgun and watching the drone smirk while beginning to phase out. “What?”

“Sucker,” the fake N says phasing away while numerous tentacles tackle Uzi to the ground and spit up N’s arm. “What did you do to him?”

“Same thing I am going to do to you,” the accursed voice says.

“Shit, YOU are going to shit,” N says, firing a rocket at tentacles and giving Uzi a faint smirk. “Miss me?”

“No,” Uzi whispers, rushing toward N’s arm.

“MINE!!!” the tentacles scream, launching a couple of tentacles at N’s arm and eating it.

“That is deeply disturbing,” N whispers before firing at the monster. “IF YOU GET HURT I AM SO SORRY!!!”

“THAT HURTS!!!” the tentacles scream tossing a group of tendrils at N whose arm just jams up.

“Oh no,” N whispers, getting launched halfway across the room and into a puddle of Citotain acid. “AUGHHH!!!” the drone screams while the acid drips into her cracked-open legs.

“N!!!” Uzi screams worried for the drone before she can react the tendrils tackles her to the ground. “UGH…….” Uzi groans while barely avoiding the sharp blades coming down and trying to rip her head off.

“So you and the solver will be assimilated……I will be whole again,” the monster whispers into Uzi’s ear while mimicking the symbol on her face and smirking. “Soon……I will……purge the…..curse that infects my…..big sister,” the monster says, firing numerous tentacles into the ground that latch onto N and pull her down.

“You ain’t assimilating shit,” Uzi screams, turning the damaged pipe into a railgun attachment and turning to N. “N!!!! NOW!!!!”

“Got it,” N replies, slicing free from the tentacles rushing toward the attachment, and equipping it onto her missing arm. “UZI I NEED A LINE!!!!” N states aiming the railgun at the monster and charging it.

“YOU ARM!!!” Uzi screams, seeing a faint glow from inside the beast’s belly. “You want a snack, take this,” Uzi says, feeding the monster one of the batteries used to power up her railgun.

“That is more than a line,” N says, aiming the rail gun at the monster. “This isn’t a goodbye…..It never will be…..See you soon,” N whispers with her own symbol appearing that starts changing the railgun into three mini-railguns and fires three laser beams at the monster to just burnt metal. “We did it,” N whispers before seeing Uzi lying on the floor and rushing toward her.

‘The hell did me and N just do?’ Uzi questions herself in shock, disbelief, and fear seeing that it took everything just to even start hurting the monster.

“Uzi……I am so-” N starts handing Uzi her gun but watches as the girl jumps back in fear.

“What the hell are you? Are you a drone or are you a monster? What did you do to me?” Uzi questions hearing the sound of the doorknob jangling.

“UZI OPEN UP!!!” Khan orders banging on the door repeatedly.

“You should go,” Uzi says coldly and watches as N just silently jumps onto a pipe above Uzi’s head and watches Khan break through the door.

“UZI!!!” Khan screams watching his daughter hug him while glaring at N who runs off. “Secure this room and purge it I don’t want any murder drones surviving this time,”

“N!!! There you are where have you been?” And where is your arm?” V questions noticing the leaking oil from N’s arm.

“N-N-Nothing,” N lies trying not to show the tears in her eyes and flying off.

‘What on earth did you do to my sister?’