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How Illegal is it, Problem Child

Summary:

The Problem Child does crime.

Shouta endorses it

or

Aizawa catches Midoriya on the way to fuck with endeavour and encourages it

Notes:

i literally wrote this in school

ur welcome, crack.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

In his room in the Heights Alliance, Shouta finished grading the last assignment. (it was Kaminaris. gods that boy needs help with spelling.) Shouta grabbed his mug and groaned. He was empty of coffee.

Again.

Sighing, he stood up and went to get more.

 

Shouta was halfway to the dorm kitchen when he realized he wasn't alone in the dark common room. A dark figure was halfway out the window.

Shouta squinted at the figure as they stared back at him. Shouta pointed his coffee mug at them.

"The door is literally 5 feet away. why use the fucking window."

The Problem Child squawked at him offended.

"Hey! Its for the aesthetics! Also 'cus Nezu has motion sensors on the doors."

 

Shouta sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. He took a deep breath in and let it out slowly.

"How illegal is it, Problem Child."

The green haired menace sputtered, offended.

"Why do you assume its something illegal?! what if i just wanted to take a midnight stroll around the grounds?"

 

Shouta glared at him, unimpressed. The Problem Child glared back. Shouta sighed for the 100th time that day.

"Just answer it. I need to know whether to get my bail funds ready or not."

The Greenette just stared at him for a moment, seemingly speechless.

"I- No? I know better than to get caught."

Shouta shrugged.

"Okay. Go fuck up Endevwhores night or whatever you were going to do before i interrupted you."

The Problen Child saluted him and jumped down outside.

 

"Oh, also. If it's in the morning news you get extra credit", Shouta called after Midoriya.

The only answer he got was manic cackle.

Shouta grinned. This would be good.

 

(The next morning every news station was talking about the vandalization of Endeavors Agency.)

(There were spray painted dicks everywhere.)

(And very well drawn pictures of Endeavour in increasingly embarrassing situations.)

(Words like "ABUSER" "MURDERER" "A DANGER TO SOCIETY" were spray painted all over the agency in big, bold print.)

(News stations all over Japan got manila folders of evidence against Endeavour, including child abuse, domestic abuse, quirk marriage, injury and death of hundreds of civilians and villains during his hero career and the HPSC's cover-ups of all these information.

 

Next day in class everyone was talking about the Endeavour scandal. Only Shinso, Midoriya and Todoroki were quiet.

Shinso was sleeping, tho Shouta did see a smirk that the little menace was trying to hide.Todoroki had a small, vindictive smile. Midoriya oozed a smug, self-satisfied aura.

Shouta let a wide, unhinged Cheshire grin form on his face.

"Good work Problem Child."

Midoriya grinned back with an equally unhinged and vindicvtive grin.

It was quiet for exactly 1.5 seconds.

The class exploded.

Notes:

i shall continue writing silly little dadzawa and feral lil izuku interactions. i love their dynamic too much to stop

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