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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

nyon loves to clean you and nuzzle up against you. if he scratched you, he’ll be sure to lick it. lick your scratches on him too, and he’ll be in heaven :)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he’s partial to his ears, of course. you might think they’re inanimate, but he adores it when you pet them.
he loves your hands, especially when they’re all over him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

loves cumming on your chest, but will never admit it. and boy, he cums a LOT

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

terminal panty sniffer and pillow humper

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

not very much at all, but this doesn’t mean he’s a virgin. nyon is very gentle and notices reactions, so be prepared for an attentive partner

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press when he’s desperate, riding when he wants your dominance (please scratch down his chest lol)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he thinks he’s pretty goofy, but you don’t see it. language barrier?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he definitely trims, but it’s there!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

it’s very obvious how head over heels nyon is during the heat of the moment, the desperation is less needing to get off and more needing your touch

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

jerks it way more than he wants to admit. see entry d for more information

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

anything masochistic, would even let you gut-punch him. down for pegging, he loves the idea of being filled by you

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

luther’s bed, but there’s always a huge twinge of guilt. it seems super hot in the moment! oh, and in nyen’s bunk

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

getting hurt, being pet behind the ear, and being tickled

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

nyon hates getting his ears pulled, do that and he’ll bite you (unsexy)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

will stay down there until you tap out, brother is a CHAMP who takes pride in his work.
he loves it when you hold down his hips when he gets too eager to receive, especially when you dig your nails in

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

totally 50/50 on this one. he’ll be extreme in either direction though

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

sadly, this is most of what he has to do, since he’s always there for luther. the hardships of being a good kitty…

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he doesn’t initiate much of the experimentation, but he’s game for anything once!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

it depends on the day. he either falls asleep as soon as he cums, or he’s going till YOU pass out

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

owns a small bullet vibrator and the tiniest of butt plugs. don’t ask where he got them, he’ll never tell.
nyon loves using toys on you, especially vibes. seeing you squirm is delightful

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he doesn’t tease much at all frankly, unless you ask him to. he then learns how much he likes it :)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

fairly quiet until you start teasing him, that’s when he starts to whimper & whine

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

wants his partner to act like a cat (or pet in general) for him, just to see what it's like. who knows, he might really like it!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he’s packing a good ol’ reliable five ½ inch, not super thick

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high, but is good at holding it in to save face (he’ll hump his pillow later)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

as said in entry s, he can often fall asleep pretty fast

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

smoke a cigarette, make sure you’re not permanently injured, and go to his room/kick you out to sleep (unless he’s really into you, then he’ll spoon you whether you want it or not)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

nyen loves his claws, as well as his abs. why wouldn’t he!

he loves your neck, and how much you tremble when he traces it with his finger, threatening to dig his aforementioned claw in

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

always always always inside, whether that be in your mouth, pussy, ass… it’s important to him! plus, better clean-up, right?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

likes it when you successfully overpower or trap him. he knows he could instantly flip the script, but seeing you in power… it does something to him

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

nyen likes to think of himself as being super experienced, but the truth is, he didn’t get that much action prior to being a catman. he takes pride in what he knows though, even if he is a bit too rough

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

loves fucking you against a wall standing up, but prefers it when you’re facing him. nyen just generally loves standing during sex, so you can lay down on the bed, hang off the edge, and he’ll be just fine

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

has this man ever been goofy? maybe, but it’s not gonna be during sex

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

trimmed almost down to the follicle, but he ‘doesn’t have time to shave/wax,’ according to him

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

nyen maintains eye contact whenever possible, so take from that what you will

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

jerks it in the bathroom after he’s had a successful kill, but that’s really it

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

anything sadistic, but specifically choking & scratching. loves to spit on you, doesn’t necessarily have to be in your mouth.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

bathroom (usually against the sink), living room wall when he can

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

killing, being pissed off, when you wear his hat, and when you smoke one of his cigs

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

try asking nyen to bottom, see what happens. i dare you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

obsessed with fucking your throat, and feeling you gag.

will pick you up and make you sit on/straddle his face, that’s really the only time he’ll give you oral

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast as all hell, until he wants to tease you before you cum (if he lets you at all)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

adores quickies because they usually leave you unsatisfied, but he’s fine just having a hole to fill. nyen’ll use any opportunity to get his dick wet like that

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

everything this catman does is a risk, an experiment to see how much you can take. he doesn’t want you to die, god no, but he’ll bring you to the brink at some point

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

i don’t think his stamina ever runs out… it only ends when he decides

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he used to have a fleshlight/tenga, but it disappeared a few months back (randal probably nicked it, gross)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

loves to tease, but honestly? he prefers overstimulating you to the point of tears more

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

eerily quiet… until he’s about to cum. he bites down on you to hide his groans

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

unsurprisingly, he loves marking you. his favorite thing, though, is when others in the household ask you about them.

‘oh no, it seems like you got into a cat fight! let me take a look at that…’ -luther

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7-inch, a bit too veiny…

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he doesn’t ‘yearn’ per say, but he times his needs to inconvenience you the most

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

waits until you knock out before he lets himself rest. what a gentleman!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

inseparable, attached to you like a damn lamprey (mouth included)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

randal loves his tongue and how uncomfortable it makes you when he tries to lick your eyeballs
he loves your stomach, he never fails to make you painfully aware that there’s only so much separating your insides from the outside

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

as for any hentai obsessed scum, he wants it all over you, no place uncovered. he’ll milk himself dry to make his own bukkake hentai, you know?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

is there anything dirty about him that he keeps secret? well, maybe that he tends to prefer bottoming, or at least being forced into submission

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

hell naw. he-hell naw. randal’s nge doujinshis do not have any anatomical knowledge that could help!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

spooning 100%, especially when you’re still asleep. just slip it to the side… it’s very convenient, and lets him easily breathe down your neck

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s neither serious nor unserious, he just is

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

plucks each hair out with a pair of tweezers because it’s funny

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

full blown obsession. randal likes to call himself a yandere type when it comes to you, and is he wrong?

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

whenever the time arises, which is often, he plants himself face first, ass up, and jerks it crazy style

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

literally anything humiliating he is game for, receiving & giving. he also has a thing for making other people watch… forced voyeurism? he’s quite thankful for the hierarchy poster

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

in the woods, and in his coffin

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

nosebleeds, upskirt shots in anime (ecchi ecchi!), online arguments… what doesn’t get randal going?

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

uh…

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

in a perfect world, every time would be a 69, that’s his attitude towards it. addicted to fucking your face, and having you suffocate him

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

incredibly rough, no matter the speed

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

since his opinion on cum is quite… extreme, it is a bit hard to do quickies. however, when has that ever stopped randal?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

duh. if there’s something erotic randal doesn’t know about, he’d be surprised

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

as long as it takes, that’s his prerogative!

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

addicted to toys. if there’s anything that can make you and him squirm beyond belief, he needs to have it. he’s partial to bunny vibes

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

teasing is randal’s middle name (probably). will deny you orgasms constantly, but rarely follows through. you just look so cute when you cum!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

the loudest ever. luther scolds him day in and day out, but he physically can’t hold back. maybe gags are something you should explore?

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

draws doujins of you and him. it's incredibly cringy, but man... he definitely memorized your body. look at the detail!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

5-inch, curved to the side (we know why)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

insatiable. utterly insatiable, so please watch out for internal bruising, okay?

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

relishes in watching you sleep, so it depends on whether or not he wants to continue the pleasure in a shared dream :)

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

very meticulous (robotic? he doesn’t think so!), studied everything there is to do with aftercare. already has a warm washcloth for you, and chamomile tea steeping

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

quite partial to his fingers. luther takes pride in his appearance, and knows that rings accentuate his already perfect hands!
adores your face. he loves to squish it and watch how it stretches and reacts to his touch. it’s fascinating

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

not a fan of mess. cums inside, and if that’s not an option, he’s wearing that condom and tying it off quickly as you can blink when done!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he oh so rarely allows himself to indulge in his very intense breeding kink. the idea of bringing a ‘little one’ into the world— what bigger joy than that!

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

luther swears he knows what he’s doing, and it shows! but there is truly a doubt that he has ever had sex with anyone besides his catmen

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

missionary, nothing too fancy schmancy for this guy! if you have boobs, he holds them quite a bit. he also likes it when you ride him while he’s on his sofa chair!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

unintentionally goofy! he isn’t afraid to crack a joke if the moment calls for it, but he much prefers to focus on the love-making, as he always calls it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

very very well-groomed, another thing he takes pride in. trimmed artfully so, maybe it just grows like that?

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

incredibly intimate, which may be helped by his lack of blinking (or eyelids, for that matter). it is a whole thing for him, luther doesn’t take stuff like this lightly. maybe the first few times he’d do the whole candle & roses shebang

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

does so once in a blue moon, but he used to a fair amount for exploration’s sake. if he does it now, he feels a strong sense of shame for some odd reason. he’s only human, after all!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

honorifics (sir, master, etc.), giving care/praise, voyeurism (catmen)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

in his bed, of course! where else could one possibly have sex? perv

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

seeing you do domestic things i.e. cooking, gardening (especially if you’re helping him). luther also gets excited when you sit on his lap or talk back to him— you’ll get two very different reactions out of him with these, though. be careful!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

nothing to hurt you terribly, at least not on purpose. if on accident, he doesn’t fret— he just puts on his nurse’s cap :)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

his tongue is absolutely perfect for oral, and he loves pleasuring you. another thing he loves about giving is the scent, though he is quite afraid to admit it.
seeing you go down on him, especially when on your knees, is such an intensely pleasurable feeling for him. he loves seeing you go at your own pace, trying to fit him all in

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

definitely slow & sensual, but sometimes rough on accident. he doesn’t know how to control himself!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

not a fan… but if you initiate by going down on your knees? yeah, luther’s not putting up any sort of fight! he might scold you later though…

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

not so much! he likes to play it safe. if there's something you're into that he doesn't already do, he might explore it tho

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

as long as it takes! he does take your comfort and humanness into account more so than most, though

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

luther finds them to be fickle and odd, why go seek pleasure from something inanimate like that?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

if it's something he deems a ‘punishment,’ he will be quite into teasing! he also uses it as an opportunity to study you fully :)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

silent

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

seeing you play with his catmen makes him feel things he didn’t know he could feel. is this a good thing? you decide

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

8-inch, doesn't see why that's such a big deal

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

keeps it tight tight TIGHT under wraps, so much so that he swears he doesn't yearn (until you bring it up)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

after all the appropriate post-coital routines, he stares at you until you fall asleep, then he lets himself doze off as well (prolly still staring at you)

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

pretty normal, there isn’t much aftercare needed when it comes to sebastian anyways. just a regular washcloth and kiss! but, let’s be real, he’d be a bit awkward with it all

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

is protective of his hair, and was quite upset with both luther & randal fucking with it. however, it’s pretty good at bouncing back quickly! he takes a lot of time to style it for it just end up poofy
loves your legs, good lord! he’d be on his knees in a second if it meant he could admire them up close (but he’d probably end up down there anyways)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

adores seeing it pooled on your tongue… doesn’t matter if you end up spitting or swallowing, he just likes knowing it was in your mouth at some point or another

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

has jerked it to the thought of randal as a girl

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

besides a failed handy behind the bleachers in high school and sketchy porn mags? hell naw

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

reverse cowgirl, he’s an ass man! otherwise, sebastian loves doggy (either way so you don’t see how red he gets)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

pretty goofy honestly, at least once he gets past the initial awkwardness. will crack a toothy grin once he sees you naked for the first time, it’ll be hard to wipe that off of his face

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

could not care less about grooming down there, curly bush for life! he honestly didn’t know guys did that

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

can be a bit disconnected due to performance anxiety… he sometimes gets real caught up in kissing you. he can get very very into it, in a worship sort of way as well

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

uses it as an avenue of destressing, especially due to randal. will jerk it in the coffin next to him, pissed as all hell. he then gets stupidly embarrassed afterwards, because he knows randal will find out eventually

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

pretty vanilla as they come! is kinda into it if you bite him though

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

can’t resist the allure of shower sex, even if it ends up in him almost slipping on his ass. otherwise, wherever he can!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

as mentioned in entry j, sebastian loves to use sex as a way to vent frustration. when he gets ticked off, he pulls at your sleeve with the most desperate look on his face

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

nothing intense i.e. stuff randal likes, if you start bleeding he’ll freak the fuck out

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

LOVES receiving, good god he’s obsessed. he honestly prefers it to any other kind of sex…
is a bit addicted to giving, especially when you shove his face down to the point of borderline suffocation

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

a bit out of rhythm, but intensely desperate

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

it’s all he can really get with randal breathing down his neck, and sebastian doesn’t mind so much. he loves finding a randomly appearing broom/coat closet to meet you in for the five minutes he
gets ‘alone’ (the dolls see all)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he likes to tout himself as super experimental to impress you, but let’s be real, the most experimentation this man will do is anal (giving or receiving alike!)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

NOT LONG AT ALL. but, he’ll try and make up for it with his tongue ;-)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

saw a fleshlight in the back of spencer’s once but got scared while in line to buy it

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

sebastian doesn’t really know what foreplay is, so you’re gonna have to teach him to tease as well

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

stupidly fucking loud oh my god, you have to shove something in his mouth to get this boy to shut up even slightly. it’s so whiny and pitchy and pathetic

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

popped a very intense boner in lucid 5 when nyen & nyon cornered him. couldn’t get it to go down for an hour, made him have to think about a lot internally

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

5 inches. it is the most pedestrian penis you have ever laid eyes upon

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

insane, sebastian is the most desperate guy on earth, but doesn’t really do anything to initiate besides beg or whisper how hard his dick hurts

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

homeboy could probably fall asleep in the middle of it with how easily he sleeps in canon

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

very sweet, loves to cuddle with you betwixt her long body

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

nana loves every part of herself equally, but of course, she is quite partial to her tongue! it can reach so many places…
for you, she loves your back, how it contorts and such. it is so hypnotic and erotic for her

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

there’s a 50/50 split in my mind of what genitalia she has, so for this, i’ll speak for the… penile crowd:
loves to cum ANYWHERE on your body, marking her territory is something intrinsic and very obviously animalistic

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

could probably suck and kiss your chest for a whole day if left up to her, it is something she is so head over heels about. you don’t even have to have breasts, she just loves it!

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

surprisingly experienced, but not sure exactly how… maybe ask the ratmen? :)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

there’s no such way she could fully emulate human positions, so i’ll try my best here. she thoroughly enjoys any position in which her body is wrapped around you tightly, as that is how it comes naturally to her. she especially likes it when you grind down on her yourself

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

neither serious nor unserious… maybe just ominous!

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i… don’t think it’s possible for nana to have hair down there

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

INCREDIBLY intimate, loves to constantly kiss and praise you for being so good for her!

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

doesn't really jerk it... seeks you out instead!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praising you, anything messy (spit, cum etc.), size difference… vore. you knew that was coming, didn’t you?

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

basement, where else? oh, maybe in the walls…

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

simply seeing you is enough to get her in the mood, nana can’t resist your allure

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

she would never FULLY digest you, that’s probably the one ‘no’ she has. she likes you far too much!

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

loves it when you go down on her, and if we’re talking the other oral… is obviously quite addicted to that. i’m not a vore man myself so i won’t be going into deets
going down on you for her is such a special treat, seeing you writhe when her tongue reaches places it really should not be able to… it’s one of the most pleasurable things in her eyes!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

often times very slow and sensual so you can pick up the pace yourself, which she prefers

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

nana takes far too much time in devouring you to have anything CLOSE to quickies. who do you think you are for asking…

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

everything about nana is a risk, what the hell would luther do to you if he found out?!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

lasts hours upon hours… please stretch beforehand, promise?

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

if you bought her a vibrator, i think you’d be kept in the basement for about a month straight. good fucking luck to you soldier

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

loooooooves teasing you, to the point of tears even. seeing you squirm and beg for her to do anything is priceless

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

is quite good at holding back moans, preferring to talk you through everything and relish in your noises instead. she laughs a lot too

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

the only time she’s ever truly hissed at luther was when he had the audacity to try and move you from her nest while you were sleeping. it was scary…

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

she’s got a dd cup and in uh… true snake fashion… has two penises. they’re both around 7 inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

super high, i don’t believe she’s ever NOT horny

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

loves to nap with you after the fact, curled around each other, so fairly quickly!

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let’s treat this like he’s obsessed with you i.e. you’re on the same level as randal. otherwise, he’d be at best indifferent and at worst murderous. yandere rules, ok? ok!
(also ignore the fact that dreaming of a 'true' satoru is only possible if you're in a randal-controlled dream. it just isn't convenient otherwise duhh)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

quite doting, lays with you and plays with your hair while looking at you like you’re the only person in the world… doesn’t shut up either, even once you’re fast asleep

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

satoru loves his face! it’s been so lovingly crafted by randal’s psyche, why wouldn’t he?
he loves your arms… they’re so soft and fragile. everything about you is his favorite, however

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

very into cumming as deep inside of you as he can, no matter if that’s your mouth or otherwise! it’s all about claiming :)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

has sex with your ‘leftover data’ every time you wake up (same with randal)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

can he truly have any experience as a dream denizen? he certainly has knowledge!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

any position in which satoru can see ALL of you is perfect in his eyes. it’s his one requirement!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

unintentionally goofy in his obsession and worship, but he will pull out the stereotypical anime-boy-rub-head-smile-eyes-closed move

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

it’s completely smooth like no hair follicles even thought of existing there… makes sense

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

head over heels, truly. he loves to try and meld with your body during sex, to become one with you once and for all

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

in the same way he hurts himself, he often masturbates to see if he can feel anything. he sometimes combines the two! what a freak

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

let’s all be real with each other rn: satoru has a thing for cutting, blood, the whole nine yards. he likes knowing he can truly feel, it gives him this intense sense of exhilaration… he chases that same high with you.
other than that, he’s into anything that will allow him to feel your love: biting, scratching, hitting. he doesn’t say he’s masochistic per say, but he is

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

the club room, of course!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

simply seeing you show up in the dreamscape gets him feeling quite excited, in all ways!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

would never say mean things to you, or hurt you without hurting himself too, you know?

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

satoru is probably the king of giving in any regard, he'd rip his own heart out for you if it meant you were happy. this absolutely translates to oral, and he does prefer it if you sit on his face/straddle his chest.
definitely likes it when you go down on him too! loves it when you dig your nails into his hips and thighs to keep him grounded

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

starts off very sensual, but becomes insanely rough and fast towards his release. he can't help it, don't be mad :(

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

much prefers to take his time with you, but knows that your time with him is limited. he makes the best of it :)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

as a creation of randal’s, it's only fair that he's in the same boat: nothing is off the table for satoru! he will do anything to please you. anything.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

ah, the benefits of being but a dream… so idealized in every way :)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

when it comes to himself, he has to improvise toys of pleasure, since no one is having a dream to allow effective/permanent/useful creation to occur… but once you show up? he loves using the proper ones

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i don't think teasing is in his vocabulary with how desperate he is. maybe it's not on purpose— he just relishes in the feeling of your skin too much, and it distracts him!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

satoru is very loud, full of praises and proclamations of love

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

at first, he saw you as a threat to his eternal friendship with randal, but came to realize that he was just as, if not more, enthralled with you

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

truly, it can be whatever you desire, but it's about 6 inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

incredibly high, so he's roaring to go whenever you so desire. he keeps it under wraps so as to not run you off, but with the way he keeps finding excuses to hug you from behind…

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

the only way this man can properly ‘sleep’ is by offing himself, and even then, he'll show right back up when you dream… so, no sleep!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

very contemplative, you would almost think he was regretting it! but, that’s the last thing on his mind. he’s just like that. robert also enjoys lapping at whatever scratch marks he’s left behind

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

pretty much any part of him that isn’t that skin he’s wearing, but if he had to choose— he likes his arms. he knows he’s pretty strong!
call him a romantic, but he loves your face. knowing that it’s you he’s with is all he needs

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

gets a certain high from marking his territory, if you catch my drift

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

loves the fact that he can make the other ratmen cum with him, no matter where they are. does it make him a bad person that he hopes it coincides with one of their excursions to the kitchen? :-)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

robert likes to think he knows what he’s doing, but none of his past lives have really had anything of substance past catching a porno playing on the tv + group session with the other ratmen

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

good ol’ missionary and doggy style. is quite partial to the latter by having you be halfway through the rat hole… so your backside is exposed :-)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

cracks a few jokes that don’t land, but is quite serious despite that

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

pretty minimal as far as naturally kempt hair is down there. nothing crazy

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

VERY into it. robert is, at the end of the day, eager for his own release, but he makes it a whole event for the both of you (and the others!). his dirty talk is less that and more desperate thoughts coming in and out of his mind

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

has no choice but to lead the other ratmen whenever he wants a release, but none of them complain, so he doesn’t either! before the others, he used to do it an unhealthy amount (think humping every possible surface), but now, he’s toned it down just a smidge

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

s/m (more masochistic), manhandling in every way, knife play, fighting for dominance

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his nest of course! but there’s a certain thrill in doing it in the kitchen, right?

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

almost getting killed (again), getting pissed off

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he would never bottom without a fight!

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

robert loves it when you wake him up with head and shoving you down, still all sleepy-like.
he loves your scent and taste when you’re in the mood, so eagerness makes up for lack of skill

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

insanely fast, rough when he wants to be, but it’s just mostly fast. you have to force him to slow it down if you want that!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

addicted to them, even if it usually is the only thing he can get. loves shoving his hand over your mouth and just using you to get off, and vice versa :-)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

doesn’t like it too much, but he’s always down for a challenge. who knows, maybe he’ll end up liking it! how else do you think he found out he’s even remotely okay with bottoming?

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he can go for as long as any other ratmen (aka a lot), but in his kind heart, he paces himself for the sake of the other ratmen

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

none! if robert is aching for something other than you or his own hand, he’ll improvise with a lovingly placed pillow or blanket

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

once he gets into it, he can tease for as long as he can. he loves having that power over you, being able to control your release and pleasure to the point of pain. he’ll want you to return the favor at some point, be warned

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

lots of loud groaning, bites down on whatever is closest to silence his embarrassing squeaks as he climaxes. it might be a good and fruitful idea to clamp your hand over his mouth!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

wishes someone could control his body like he can control the other ratmen’s. teasing with blindfolds is great and all, but the unique thrill of not knowing when it’s gonna happen? that’s something else. let’s get this boy a long-distance vibrator!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

biggest of the ratmen, a solid 5 inches, slightly curved upwards

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

pretty high, but not the highest out of all of them

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

robert doesn’t like to be in such a vulnerable state if he can help it, especially after sex, so expect him to be awake for a while

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

super talkative honestly, lots of gushing and stroking of your body

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

michael loves his smile and his nose! randal totally called them his ‘charm points’ off-screen, whatever that means :-)
he absolutely adores your thighs, loves to hold them and nibble on them if you let him!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

prefers seeing it pooled on your tongue as opposed to anything else, second place is on your stomach! he also cums pretty easily, as far as things go

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

had a strange and sudden wet dream about nyen once, it was the hardest he had ever orgasmed. he vowed to never tell anyone of this, but does it even matter if robert can see his thoughts anyway?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

none whatsoever!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

missionary where you’re laying flat on your back and he’s kneeling— doesn’t seem like a big difference to specify, but it is for him!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

pretty goofy, with lots of smiles and small giggles throughout! gets awful lovey-dovey at random intervals which could definitely be put under the goofy umbrella

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

blond and minimal, by nature’s choice!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

michael is VERY intimate in the physical aspect most of all, takes his time to truly appreciate you. does he make grandiose proclamations of love? sometimes! but it’s all in the little things for him

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

knows everything that makes him tick when it comes to hand stuff because of this, you name it. he’s addicted and isn’t stopping anytime soon!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

pet play, mutual masturbation (important enough to him to be considered a kink), humiliation

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

just in the regular ol’ nest!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

for michael, many a thing get him going. specifically, however: you whispering in his ear. something about it… whew!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he said it best:
‘it’s going to come eventually, so you should enjoy yourself while you still can!’
regardless, don’t call him daddy, it just makes him giggle

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

obsessed with it, particularly with the way you look while you’re giving it to him. the way your eyebrows scrunch up, your cheeks hollowing…
LOVES going down on you, especially when you clamp your perfect thighs around his head and pet his ears!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

i do believe all the ratmen are faster than your average human, so that’s definitely the baseline. however, he’s much more gentle than most (which isn’t saying a lot, he’s still rough by nature)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

does enjoy exploring your body fully, but if it’s all he can get? he’ll take a handjob over nothing at all! good luck getting any from him though, he doesn’t wanna leave a job unfinished and imperfect

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

to his own life? maybe not… to his psyche? maybe yes. loves a good almost getting caught in the act :-)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

michael’s is a bit higher than average for ratmen, he can get it up and going very fast!

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

has most likely diyed one of those sponge glove fleshlights

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

loves a good tease when he’s on the receiving end, for sure! heightens his senses, and makes that climax much more worth it. if you don’t tease him during sex, then he thinks what was the point?!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

unapologetic squeaks and laughing moans throughout, with raises in pitch towards the end of course!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

would fuck any of the ratmen in a heartbeat if they asked

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

3 ½ inches, on the thinner side

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

nearly 24/7… but don’t worry! michael can handle it himself if you’re all tuckered out

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

after a session of yapping as aftercare + half a case of beer? homeboy is out of commission for quite a bit!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

expect minimal stuff, but if you ask him to read the tv guide to you? get ready for him to fawn over you like crazy! he knows he can’t read, but he’ll still try

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

3 loves his EARS! they’re such a unique part of him, how could he not? no one’s seen anything like it, not even the other ratmen.
he loves your chest. no matter the size or type, he needs his face buried in them. you ever see that tiktok trend of boyfriends hiding in their girlfriends’ shirts? that’s just him regardless of the situation. maybe it’s nesting habits…

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

seeing it all over your face and chest, your collarbones specifically is just a dream come (hehe) true

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he doesn’t just read tv guides, you know… it was just an accident at first, scouring to find more in the catmen’s room… underneath nyen’s pillow specifically. but he got a lot more than he bargained for!

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

none! likes to look at pictures and go from there, as mentioned :-)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

‘well, i saw this one really interesting position in my, um, tv guide… can you get on your knees? please?’

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

3 knows he can’t help but be pretty awkward, so he tries to embrace it through the embarrassment. expect lots of stuttering and ill-timed jokes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

pretty hairy, and dense!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

is too into finally getting his dick inside of something to truly be romantic, but with time and guidance, he’ll get better :-)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

often, and very well! 3 is really into humping his pillows and blankets…

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

exhibitionism, licking, over the clothes stuff (especially dry humping)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his hidden nest in the pipes :-)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

his various porn mags, euphemisms (even just sexual jokes), and general ratmen yearning

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

probably wouldn’t explicitly hurt you for his own pleasure, he doesn’t get much from that except fear

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

3 loves fucking your face— holding you down and whimpering every time you gag.
he doesn’t really know how to go down on you, but is too scared to ask for help. just move his head yourself!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

slower than most of the ratmen at the beginning, but quickly falls into that familiar fast-paced rhythm that we know so well

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

only likes them if it’s you going down on him or him fingering you— otherwise, he gets too nervous

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

absolutely. he is obsessed with the idea of people watching him have sex or touch himself— to the point where he creates situations where it’ll probably happen. nervousness and embarrassment only heighten these sensations in this situation

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

not very long, if we’re being honest. performance anxiety sets in after two rounds!

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

none, but wouldn’t be opposed to using a bullet vibrator

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

this ratman is a ball of desperation, i doubt he has any capacity to tease you. however, he yearns for you to tease him, especially over his pants. grind down on his lap while he laps at your neck and he’ll be squeaking in no time at all

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

very sharp and sudden squeaks, accompanied by whimpers

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

started the first ratmen orgy because of the magazines he found

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

3 inches, pretty thick

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

doesn’t outwardly seem to yearn much on his own, but as soon as you allude to something, he’s whispering in your ear how painfully hard he is.
‘please, i’ll do whatever you want, just let me… um, let me use your hand, that’s it! i swear!’

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not very fast, until he gets enraptured by his tv guide. that lulls him to sleep better than any beer michael could find

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

4 loves to worship, so he’ll scramble to do everything right to the best of his ability. look, he even made sure the beer was cold before he gave it to you!
on the other hand, he can get into a ruminating state of mind… knock him out of that before he thinks too hard!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

why wouldn’t he like his third eye? he knows it’s a bit of an odd placement, and it’s functionally useless— but it’s still cool… right?
he loves your waist… being able to wrap his arms around it and bring you as close as possible to him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

loves being edged and being made to climax multiple times— it’ll take a lot to get that information out of him, however

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

went through the ivory’s laundry and took one of nyen’s sweaters for… personal reasons. it’s nice to have some semblance of control over your worst enemy/fear, right?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

4 can actually read pretty well, so he knows all the dirty stories in 3’s magazines— but he doesn’t share. just a little thing for him :-) alas, robert knows due to the whole mind-sharing thing. as far as experience beyond that… no dice

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

riding, 100%! seeing you above him is just… indescribable. seeing your chest in his face like that, he can’t resist touching every part of you!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i don’t see him as goofy at all, maybe only by accident— especially during sex.
‘why are you laughing? i don’t understand, did i do something wrong? your laugh is really pretty.’

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

dark, thick, and substantial

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

very intimate in all the servitude sorts of ways— dotes on you and makes sure everything is alright. loves to caress your cheek as you ride him

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

never takes off his clothes to do it, somehow turns him on even more? 4 doesn’t question it, just gives in to the primal urge…

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

bondage, ruined orgasms, breathplay (specifically with bindings), worshiping

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere ‘hidden’ in the main nest while the rest of the ratmen are sleeping. he gets nervous, but that thrill is irresistible

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

4 sometimes falls into the behavior of using sex to cope with deeper feelings, which he has a lot of— all that to say, be prepared at any given moment to be whisked away and

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

akin to 3, wouldn’t do anything to explicitly hurt you. if you asked him, of course, that’s a different story! he’ll still feel pretty guilty though :-(

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

is a pure giver, would stay down there for hours if you asked. probably if you didn’t too, he just loves everything about it— but mostly looking up to see you falling apart all because of his tongue

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

super sensual, but no ratman is exempt from their innate speed!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

4 doesn’t like them at all, how can he expect to do anything in this short time?!
however, if he’s the one subbing? how could he ever say no to a whimpering hand-job in the pipes…

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

not by his own volition, but again, if you were to initiate? his knees are already buckling and he doesn’t know the details yet!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

super high.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

nope! but would most likely adore a cock ring

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

no teasing here, none whatsoever!
only loves to receive it, it’s almost a requirement at this point (but he’d never make demands, hehe!)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

fairly quiet, but that’s usually because he’s being choked like crazy

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

absolutely desperate for a threesome with robert. the idea of being dommed by both you and him is already making him ache

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

4 inches, average

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

not super high! again, his mood is quite sporadic, so it’s unfair to say that yearns often

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

usually thinks himself into exhaustion after an hour— into a very dreamless sleep

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

incredibly tired, but will most likely play with your hair idly. you won’t need much intense aftercare with him anyhow

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

doesn’t really have one for himself, he doesn’t think about his appearance at at all.
he really, REALLY loves your neck— everything about it is just so primal-y alluring for him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

5 is absolutely disgusting when it comes (hehe) to this, he’ll finish on the wall and not even think about cleaning it up

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

spies on robert while touching himself. it gets him even more excited when he’s just doing normal things, like counting the holes or eating chips

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

no clue except base primal urges. sees a vagina and his eyes fully open for the first time

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

holding you down with his weight and mouth clamped on your neck— not even biting but just keeping you in between his teeth… that’s heaven for him

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

neither serious nor humorous, just pure eagerness

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

downy blond hair, full bush ;-)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

silently breathing down your neck, full mating press, staying inside of you until he knows for a fact he’s got a great chance at knocking you up? if you consider that intimacy, go you!

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

hides in the rafters and overstimulates himself every other day

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

biting, voyeurism (noncon), has a very strong affinity for skimpy clothing because of one of 3’s lifted porn mags

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

again, the rafters in the ratmen hideout are his go-to, but you can persuade him to put out in the space between the fridge and the wall!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

seeing even an inch of unexpected skin e.g. midriff, neck, thigh gets him going like a dog (rat?) in heat

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

each of the ratmen knows how short and unforgiving life is, so nothing is off the table in actuality

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

loves to fuck your face, even if you bare your teeth :-) maybe even more so!
… do you really think this guy can give?

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

i don’t think it’s possible for any of the ratmen to go slow. 5 isn’t actually rough in this regard, but he loves it when you beg for roughness!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

the only kind of sex you’ll get from the average ratman is a quickie, life is too short! expect major desperation each time from this guy though

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

again, everything’s a risk. he tends to stick towards the nest in the walls for that very reason. as for taboo kinks? sure, why not!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

scarily long-lasting

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

experimented with a hairbrush once, hated it

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

5 paws at you a lot, you could consider that teasing if he gets majorly distracted by your chest

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

fairly silent besides animalistic grunting. i don’t think he’s capable of speaking any non-rat language

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

has often wondered if he could ever fuck someone with his nose. what a weird thought…

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

… much smaller than his nose

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

24/7, 365 baby!

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

immediately. very alert nonetheless. does he ever really sleep?

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

it’s a one-and-done sort of deal unless he takes a keen interest in you— even then, expect no kind words or loving touches. maybe just nuzzling

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he thinks his antlers are awfully pretty. keeps killing more deermen so he can always have them.
he knows it isn’t necessarily a body part, but still. he adores your voice, what an amazing instrument! it can sing, moan, cry, scream… WOW!

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

inside… outside… just wherever it ends up!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

gets irreparably turned on when he eats deermen, coyotemen, etc. yes, he’s very into it when he’s hunting and such, but it’s a whole different story when consuming

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

it’s a secret… maybe all of his experience is simply instinct? maybe it isn’t. my money’s on the first one though

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

whatever position he finds you in, he will fuck you just like that. if it’s really a moment of desperation, he flips you onto your stomach

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

neither serious nor unserious, simply manic and frothing at the mouth

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

au naturel!

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

intimate in a manner of speaking, definitely… analyzes your expressions and noises, and tends to mirror them back to you. over time, he finds his own rhythm + noises, even if it is just an amalgamation of yours and others he’s heard

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

doesn’t masturbate, just finds something to fuck to take the edge off

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

primal + predator/prey (inevitable), stalking (not even voyeurism atp)...
he’s just an animal high on the food chain. everything under that umbrella counts e.g. blood, marking

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

the woods, in a ditch, never in a comfortable/ideal place

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

the Hunt, scents/pheromones… specifically regarding the hunt, he loves it when you hide from him

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

willfully submit to anyone who isn’t his primary partner. even then, you have to be able to physically overpower + continuously restrain him (he loves it)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he loves giving, oh my goodness, especially if you’ve got a pussy. diving in headfirst, coating almost his entire face in your scent? he could die there and be more than content.
doesn’t have the hugest opinion on receiving, he prefers being inside you in… other ways

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it can change like the wind, but usually, it is a bit rougher in pace. he can, however, just stay inside you without moving and be completely fine

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

i don’t believe that sex with him ever really… ends. if you’re in his sights, you’re not leaving for a very long time, or at least, not getting far. therefore, what’s a quickie in such a scenario if not simply a round?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

everything he does is at your peril, so…

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

i don’t think he gets tired… good luck.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

doesn’t have access to any, but if he saw you were using one? he’d immediately explode it with his mind. you just need him, nothing else!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

unintentionally teases a lot, because he’s just there for himself! sucks if he isn’t rubbing your clit the right way, or pinching your nipples just right because that’s all for him at the end of the day. he’s not the most selfish lover in the world though… make enough sounds of discontentment and he may just relent :-)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

so. much. NOISE. he’s still figuring out his vocal cords, so expect lots of guttural, almost static-sounding howls… and perhaps crude imitations of your moans thrown back at you

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

if you’re his beau/mate/whatever you wanna consider it, he will protect you like nothing else. he will go to lengths that will terrify and disgust you simply because a creature walked near his designated ‘perimeter’

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 ½ inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

you could consider it pretty high, but he instinctually believes it normal to want to have sex this often

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

power naps between rounds, but will wake up immediately if you even consider running off. you won’t be able to tell, though. he wants you to get a ‘head-start’

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

very talkative, but nothing of importance. seems to like the sound of his own voice, maybe it gets him to sleep?

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

the guy loves his dick, hitchhiker b knows this sounds rather… self-centered, but he doesn’t care.
he loves your neck, seeing it exposed during winter months gets him going especially– he’s like a victorian man or something

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

just your average pearl necklace, he likes the classics

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

it wasn’t just piss that ended up on the floor of the tent when nyon finally let him out, you know what i mean? being bound like that all night just… does something to him <3

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

one of the more experienced people in ranfren, has come across a lot of interesting one-night stands in his late-night walks

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

doggy style, pulling you back towards him by your hair or a leash, belt, scarf, etc.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

hitchhiker b is a funny guy and he knows it– even if it isn’t on purpose. his sort of nonsensical approach to life causes this

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

very light blond, trims it a bit

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

is a bit detached, especially if you guys aren’t ‘official’ (that takes him a while to do, as well).

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

regularly practices autoerotic asphyxiation

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

asphyxiation, bdsm with an emphasis on bondage (leather is his favorite material, duh), anonymous sex/cruising.
doesn’t actually have an explicit exhibitionism kink, despite where he so often has sex

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

semi-public places i.e. behind buildings, parks, do i even need to mention the forest?
also motels!

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

hitchhiker b is someone who truly goes with the flow, so there isn’t much that acutely gets him in the mood. maybe it’s just something in the air or a certain thought that gets carried away!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he’s a pretty open and experimental guy

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

is AMAZING at oral, doesn’t let it get to his head too much. whether it be pussy or dick, he’s a master with his tongue :-)
likes to receive as well! especially when pressed up against a tree, his hand in your hair…

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

deep and ‘calculated,’ if you can understand that– he takes great care in the rhythm and pace of things

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

super. often. it’s pretty much how sex with him goes, illicit affairs can only last so long, right? if you want something long-lasting, consider a motel or truck stop

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

again, it comes with the territory. expect cops to knock on the window of your car or a jogger stumbling upon your haphazardly placed ‘picnic’ blanket in the bushes

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

not the biggest stamina for hitchhiker b, can last two rounds with him giving oral in between. he’s just your average guy, right? :-)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

loves a good toy, wouldn’t be averse to using them on you or vice versa

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

teases with his tongue, definitely. he also often runs his fingers down your body, that of which are always cold, so it leaves lots of goosebumps

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

talks both you and him through it, doesn’t even have to necessarily be dirty talk. just babbles and says nonsense right through his orgasm

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

hitchhiker b really expected luther to be the dom of his dreams when he rolled down that window and was only slightly disappointed when he realized he wasn’t planning on fucking him. still a chance though, right? …right?

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

uncut, 5 ½ inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

fairly high, just a bit more than the ‘average.’ doesn’t have long yearning periods cause he doesn’t have issue finding someone

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he ends up talking himself to sleep fairly quickly, maybe 30 min or so