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So one day, on a day that could be consider a level 3 gyatt, Melvin was on Discord! He was on Discord because he wanted to find other Mac DeMarco fans like him. Unfortunately, he seemed to get into a bit of a sticky situation with another user.
Melvinsocool: Personally I think For the first time is better than Heart to Heart
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: What the fuck
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: Did you just say
Melvinsocool: Oh! I'm sorry
Melvinsocool: Did I offend you or
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: Yes you did
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: Ur opinion SUCKS!!!!
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: I can't believe you Melvin
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: You djck
Unocards: Woah man he just said he likes a song better than another
Unocards: Don't get too hard on him
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: Erm nuh uh
Uno! (Any pronouns) (Unocards) has been muted.
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: Anyways
MEL0NGETZBITCHES (responding to Melvinsocool): GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Melvin gasped when he read what Melon sent him. He got up from his gaming chair (whihc was actually just a stack of pillows) and backed away. He immediately left the server and joined another Mac DeMarco fan server. Unfortunately...
Melvin 👍 (Melvinsocool) has joined the server! Hope they brought pizza lol haha
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: YOU
Melvinsocool: Oh no
Melvinsocool: How many servers are you in?? 😦
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: More than you'll ever be in bozo
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: I'm going to doxx you and come yo ur house
MEL0NGETZBITCHES: GET READY TO FIGHT ME BUCHT
Melvinsocool: Ohhhhh noooooooo
Time skip to tomorrow
Melvin was just enjoying his latte he got from nonzionistbucks but heard a loud crash. Melon was in his kitchen now and was VERY buff which was surprising considering he's a discord user. He went into slow motion and proceeded to kick Melvin in the face, sending him flying also in slow motion. He hit the wall in very awesome epic slow motion. Can you guys tell how awesome the slow motion is? Well anyway, some people from both servers that Melvin and Melon joined came to Melvin's apartment to see the epic fight.
"Holy shit he's getting fucked." Uno said to Katz. Katz nodded, watching Melvin get off the wall before grabbing a cup thrower. He shot Melon with cups, sending him flying into the living room. He got up, throwing dat ass like every other cunty living, and punched Melvin in the balls. Everyone watching went OOOOOOOOOO!!! bcuz that must've sucked. Melvin wasn't ready to give up. He needed a stand. He did a epic jojo pose and shouted.
"CASEOH!!!!!!!!!" Melvin's stand, Ferriswheel Case, appeared behind him. He rolled at Melon, knocking him out for a millisecond. Melon got back up again (like that song Poppy sings in the first Trolls movie) and Naruto ran towards Ferriswheel Case. But because of Case's bodyfat, Melon bounced off it and proceeded to get pushed into 272882 other apartments and out of a widow. Ferriswheel Case put Melvin inside of his belly button and ran towards Melon, jumping on him. Katz and Uno watched them go.
"Now what?" Katz asked. Uno smirked, turning into the roblox man face but cyclops.
"Wanna go fucc in this dude's bed?" They asked, rizzing the ever loving shit out of Katz.
She blushed heavily, "FUCK YEAH!"
Outside of the apartment was ehere Melon, Ferriswheel Case, and Melvin were fighting now. They punched and kicked the shit outta eachotehr. It was epic. Too bad Katz and Uno were having say gex in Melvin's bed. Whatever. So these three were fighting until a beam of light shined onto them. They looked up and saw Cactus and Tomato ascending down below.
"What the flop are you doing" Cactus asked.
"Fighting (;ﾟдﾟ) " Melvin said anxiously.
"Stop that or else we'll use our gay powers!!!" Tomato shouted. Because Melon is stupid, he punched Tomato in the bussy. They went YEOUCHHHHHH!!!!! and got angry. Tomato grabbed Cactus hand and started levitating together.
They then scream "FAGGOT!" and smite all three of them and they all exploded. There was blood everywhere what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk. Then Cactus and Tomato went to Melvin's apartment where Katz and Uno were done doing the earthquake in Melvin's bed and were playing with beer bottles.
"Ermmmm, Privacy! ^_^" They both shouted at Cactus and Tomato. And then the actual Caseoh came back and <Fan fiction ending eaten>