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Wake Up Racing: After the Glitch

Summary:

"Bro, wake up. You're late for FP" — Han said.

Hyunjin woke up and confusedly asked, "Wait... why the fuck are we in Ferrari Garage? We supposed to be in our dorm preparing for Music Bank tom-...."

Han was triggered by Hyunjin's disbelief... "Oh, so what's the point of winning dozens of consecutive races? Bore the audiences?"

"Bro... but we should back working cuz we are the members of Str-"

"NO. Say that one more time or Mr. Horner will smack your ass. You, race your fucking RB20 now and I'll race my SF-24."

Hyunjin genuinely replied, "Am I your SF-24?"

Han was flustered and start to masturbate while seeing Hyunjin's blushing face.

Chapter 1: Prologue: Are Ferrari crews STAYs? (Toto's error)

Chapter Text

1 day before the Japanese GP weekend. Charles Leclerc is getting pumped to ride the upgraded SF-24 of him. However, instead of working on Charles Leclerc's car, Ferrari strategists are busy watching Stray Kids stages ALL DAY. So much that Charles' car isn't ready to be ridden tomorrow.

 

"... I'm up above the world, so high, I've been there shining day, and night, they wonder how my spotlight is so bright?...."

"Guys... I don't want to let Max down this time... I want to top him so he can bottom me." — Charles insisted.

"No time, lad. Please don't make us stop STAY-ing." — one of the crew members denied his imply.

"But please.... I would be really ashamed if Max becomes my Top this time..."

"Sorry... this is our priority now. Just make out with that stupid Verstappen if you wish" — another crew rejected.

 

(no further response from the team strategists cuz they're too busy with all the SKZ stuffs)

 

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Charles wanted to cry but he realized that the strategists were right. He needs one round with Max Verstappen, he completely forgot that Max can fix some screws. So, he called him.

 

(calling Max)

"Hi buddy. Want some rounds in my paddock?"

Max: "Why not?"

"But this time, I really need it"

Max: "Why tho? Your crew doing some K-Pop again?"

"Like usual... but this time they have their inner abandoned children shown"

Max: "I get used to it lately."

"Good. Now fix my car please?"

Max: "Gotta do."

(call closed)

 

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Meanwhile, in Mercedes paddock, Toto Wolff is happy to present his new "scientific" project to Lewis Hamilton.

 

"Another shit I don't trust?? You can't even fix my shitty W15..." — Lewis distrusted.

"I'll present you: Switcher! Switch anything with things you love!" — Toto being excited.

Lewis replied, "You don't even love your own team... what you gonna switch... My car with Max's?"

"Well, that's a secret. The Switcher will decide." — Toto answered.

Lewis said (in a disinterested manner), "Yeah I'd rather gift all 19 F1 drivers some Disneyland tickets than seeing this."

"Just trust. The. Switcher!!" — Toto angered while smashing the tool, making it randomly glitched out of its will, "Oh no"

"Oh no what now, dude?" — Lewis being curious, "It is said that it will switch some F1 drivers with.... 8 K-Pop idols...??? FIX IT NOW."

"I tried but the prompt will switch us in a minute and there's no way to stop it. Let's just pray"

 

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Back to the Ferrari paddock,

 

"Hey" — Max greeted Charles, "What's wrong with your car, dude?"

"Those rear" — Charles pointed the car's rear.

"By the way... some rounds first??? Long time since we make out." — Max reminded Charles.

"I'll top you no matter how my rear fucked up."

"For sure." *wheeze*

 

Max senses something wrong with the atmosphere... seems like he warped a reality...

 

"Charles, do you sense something fishy?"

"I do... but...." (they both fainted)

 

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That warp was an aftermath of Toto's faulty Switcher. Little did they know that some of the drivers are now filled with souls of a K-Pop group's members.