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[Intro]
(One, nine, three, two)
Listen up Iran, 'cause you ain't shit
The goop that I'm oozing is delicious

[Verse 1]
Saudelicious definition, make 'Murica go loco
He wants my petrol so he gets his pleasures from my oil
You can squeeze me, you can sip me
I'm so slimy, I'm so greasy
I make it look like it's so easy
Fill his tummy and then flee him

[Pre-chorus 1]
Saudelicious (So delicious)
If you wanna get a drop
Get in line for my shop
My oil is well stocked
Buy for a lot (Cha-ching!)
Don't cross me or I'll stop, stop
Your economy gonna drop
Beg for my barrel and sob (One, nine, three, two)

[Chorus]
It's so delicious (It's hot, hot)
It's so delicious (In the desert it's hot, hot)
It's so delicious (They want a taste of what I got)
I'm Saudelicious (T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Post-Chorus]
Saudelicious def-
Saudelicious def-
Saudelicious def- (PAKISTAN IF YOU FUCK THIS UP ONE MORE TIME-)

[Verse 2]
Saudelicious definition, I'm on top and lazy
I don't even give a fuck
If some journo's got a scoop (Bonesaw him)
Merc him in Turkey's place and don't say sorry
He'll be mad but come crawlin' back when he needs me

[Pre-chorus 2]
I'm Saudelicious (So delicious)
My body stay vicious
Got lizardly eyes and shades to hide my coolness
Shark teeth so sharp (Yeouch! Ow!!)
I think so fast you can't, can't
Keep up with my strats to kick ass
Rule the Gulf with my wrath (One, nine, three, two)

[Chorus]
It's so delicious (It's hot, hot)
It's so delicious (In the desert it's hot, hot)
It's so delicious (They want a taste of what I got)
I'm Saudelicious

[Interlude 1]
H-h-h-h-hold up
Check it out

[Bridge]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really wanna pay
Honey, get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
Of my tasty, tasty
I'll be greased with greasy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy

[Refrain]
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy, you tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy, you tasty
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the
To the, to the... (Hit it, Saudi)

[Verse 3]
Mama Egypt beat me but that just made me kinky
Turkey got his hands on me and ran away screamin'
Big shark in the small sea snapping up all the small fry
Emirates ain't got shit on me though he really tries (Hah!)
Yemen wants my head, Oman wants my head but different
I'm the best of the worst of the Mid-East region
Fuck with me, I'll eat you alive and swallow you breathin'

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Saudelicious (So delicious)
If you wanna get a drop
Get in line for my shop
My oil is well stocked
Buy for a lot (Cha-ching!)
Don't cross me or I'll stop, stop
Your economy gonna drop
Beg for my barrel and sob-sob-sob-sob

[Interlude 2]
One, nine, three, two!

[Pre-chorus 1]
I'm Saudelicious (So delicious)
My body stay vicious
Got lizardly eyes and shades to hide my coolness
Shark teeth so sharp (Yeouch! Ow!!)
I think so fast you can't, can't
Keep up with my strats to kick ass
Rule the Gulf with my wrath (One, nine, three, two)

[Chorus]
It's so delicious (Iran you will plead)
It's so delicious (Meow at my feet)
It's so delicious (Even Israel wants me)
I'm Saudelicious (T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
It's so delicious (Suck it all down)
It's so delicious (Power is my key)
It's so delicious (Gimme your money)
I'm Saudelicious (T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t)

[Refrain]
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy, you tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy, you tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, boy, you tasty
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (One, nine, three, two)
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the (One, nine, three, two)
T to the A to the S-T-E-Y, boy, you tasty
T to the A to the S-T-E-Y, boy, you tasty
T to the A to the S-T-E-Y, boy, you tasty
T to the A to the, to the, to the, to the- (One, nine, three, two)

[Outro]
I'm done now. Pakistan! Fetch me a cigar! A Cuban, yeah, that one's worth more than your entire GDP. (Yes, your Majesty.) Now hold still so that I can throw this bottle at your head- (GLASS SHATTERING NOISE)