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Rei was in their apartment with Kaoru, they were trying to finally spruce up the place
Rei was low on energy but was still focused on clearing the kitchen, arranging their clothes
While Kaoru mopped the floors and emptied the ashtrays.
As Kaoru kept sweeping the floors, they noticed Rei was picking up dust from areas
they were trying to clean, but the mop wasn’t doing much, so Kaoru brought out the vacuum
Brushing the vacuum cleaner along the floor, before she lightly poked Rei in the back with the hose
“You missed a spot!” Kaoru remarked playfully
Rei looked at them, oblivious,
“What spot, we’ve cleared the kitchen of cigarettes and I’ve emptied the fridge”
“I know but maybe if you had an apron, you wouldn’t be absorbing the dust and ash like a ghost”
Rei chuckled, “I guess you’re right, I don’t really wear many clothes, I should keep my outfits neat”
Kaoru chuckled back, “Yeah, we should head downtown and shop for more sometime”
Rei then smirked, “so what would you do if I was a ghost
Kaoru pondered, “I don’t know, the way you wander around is like that already”
“Ahahahaha, yeah”
“Now Rei, you’ve been sick before and I wanna see you on the basketball court again, when you clean your house, you don’t carry the dirt with you
“I don’t have an apron, if I’m just microwaving food why would I need to?”
“While it’s good you’re making your house into more of a home, you have to clean yourself too, keep your clothes neat and tidy, a good way to prevent sickness is by removing germs
Kaoru rolled their eyes playfully, “Now you should change clothes or I’m gonna clean those spots for you” as Kaoru smirked, clutching the vacuum nozzle
Rei crawled down about to continue mopping when Kaoru lurked behind them, the vacuum hose stll in hand
As Kaoru then began to swiftly swipe the vacuum hose around their back, in rotating motions
Sliding the nozzle down the sleeves and around the collar
Rei turned red at the sound of the vibrations, is this what a “massage” feels like?
“You really want to vanquish this virus don’t you?”
“Well you’re like a sad cat in a litter box except for you it’s a ash box”
Rei realized “oh yeah you have a point there” then they felt a slooping motion, Kaoru was slowly slipping the hoover down onto their ass
It felt rather ticklish
“Ahahahaha Kaoru! Kaoru! You monster, leave this ghost house alone ahahah”
Kaoru kept hoovering their buttocks and remarked “your ghost house needs to be presentable if you want people to haunt it”
“Alriight Alright! You medium, you psychic, "Ah!"
Then the doorbell went and Rei answered it
It was Nanako
“Saint Juste Sama! I thought you needed help tidying up so I brought up an apron and some sandwiches from home, also some sponges and soap”
“Oh, thank you,
“Um, what is Kaoru doing?”
Kaoru noticed they still had the hoover in their hand
“Oh um we were just trying to clean the floors but I felt like giving Rei a massage
“With the vacuum?”
“Um yeah my doctor recommended it, it stimulates and removes the stress, I felt like Rei deserved one,
“I see,”