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Part 1 of Alcazar's Bad Life
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Alcazar's Bad Life

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We take a look into Alcazar's life before meeting Leela.

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Alcazar sighed as he listened to Sandy swearing as she cooked dinner. Why did he even want to marry these women? His exciting days filled with sex, feasts, and dates were long gone. Now, it was just sex and boring food.

Meanwhile, a young woman around the age of 23 crept around the house. She had brown hair and wore blue clothes, pink socks, and grey boots. Her name was Nadia Flowers, and she came from Mars.

(This is my drawing of her.)

Alcazar yawned and leaned back on the couch, not noticing Nadia peeking from outside and taking notes. Cassandra, his five eyed cyclops fiancee, lustfully stroked his crotch. Alcazar grunted and gently shoved her away.

"Dinner's ready!" Sandy called. "Come and get it!"

Alcazar, Cassandra, the purple tentacle alien wife Sharon, and the blue-striped alien wife Bertha went into the kitchen. A rib-eye roast, mashed potatoes, broccoli, and green beans were on the table. Alcazar was hungry, but he wanted to eat alone.

Outside, Nadia watched the family eat. When one of them try to look at her, she'd turn away. If she was caught, she'd have a lot of explaining to do to Zoidberg. Not that he'd would've minded. He likes hearing the young girl's stories.

Alcazar took a bite of the rib-eye roast. As usual, it was bland with only salt and pepper to taste. The mashed potatoes were creamy enough, but the green beans and broccoli were a little overcooked.

"Is it delicious, my love?" Sandy asked.

"Very nice, dear." Alcazar lied. If he told the truth, Sandy would be pissed.

"This is quite good." Cassandra hummed. For some reason, she actually liked Sandy's cooking.

Sandy nodded and continued to eat. Cassandra smacked her lips as she ate her mashed potatoes. Bertha slurped the green beans into her mouth. It annoyed Alcazar to no end. He loved his girls, sure, but he wanted a woman who saw him for who he is. Cares for him, and he'll do the same for her.

Nadia grimaced at the food on the table. The rib-eye roast was almost all pink. It was kinda gross, really. She almost gagged as she wrote her findings down. Zoidberg had told her to study polygamy and recommended her this location. Zoidberg would be proud of her, not that he wasn't proud of her already.

~Later that night~

"Fuck!" Sharon cried as she came. She was the only one who found sex enjoyable nowadays.

Naked, Alcazar sighed as he laid down on the bed. His dick was so sore he couldn't go for another round even if he wanted too.

"You know, sometimes I really wanna get off too." Bertha said to Alcazar.

"We'll talk later." Alcazar replied. He yawned before going to sleep.

Nadia took her final notes before going back to her shuttle.

~Back on Earth~

"Did you get everything, Nadia?" Leela asked.

"Yup." Nadia replied as she handed in her report to Zoidberg.

"You look tired." Leela said. "Why don't you get some rest?"

"Good idea." Nadia answered.

Nadia went to bed, but she didn't go to sleep right away. She laid in her bed, thinking about that family. What was going on in there? Can she be able to talk to them? If Zoidberg needed more, which he'd probably will, she'll definitely have to go back and talk to them.

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