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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
- Sixty isn't really an affectionate person. Not to say he doesn't dislike affection (at least that much,) he won't use affection to show his love.
- He most definitely is not one for PDA and wouldn't like showing much affection in public, even around people he doesn't know and wouldn't care about it. Most he can tolerate in public is hand holding and maybe a kiss on the cheek if he's really happy.
- In private he's much more open to giving and receiving affection, but he doesn't really like when he's bombarded with it. Just some nice kissing and cuddling is good for him. If you ever get a case of cute aggression from him, just cuddle him tightly since it's the most he can handle.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
- How it would start is incredibly difficult because I can't really think of him just going out and about. Most likely you would meet him if he was doing something for work or running an errand for Hank (which he rarely does,) like shopping or walking Sumo.
- You two would probably talk a little bit, you being the more casual one since Sixty is practically never casual. If Sixty manages to loosen up a little when he realises you're actually pretty cool, eventually it might lead to you both agreeing on hanging out.
- If you don't come as far as agreeing to hanging out, it'll probably happen if you two bump into each other again and talk a little more (Sixty possibly even finding himself pleasantly surprised once he meets you again.)
- Your friendship would grow very very slowly, but once Sixty really lets himself be comfortable with you he is so fun to be around.
- There is so much playful bantering (which may sometimes lead to full blown arguments because sometimes Sixty either doesn't know when to stop or is too stubborn to stop,) play fighting, gossiping about people you don't like, and doing shenanigans with each other.
- As a best friend he would try his best to show how he cares for you without being direct about it. If you seem off he'll ask what's wrong and will try to comfort you, but may sometimes just guide you to talking with Connor instead because he doesn't know how to help properly. If you're ever sick he'll do mostly what's required (like giving you medicine and making sure you rest) but wont do anything extra unless asked for.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
- He doesn't mind cuddling, and is fine with it at night if you both sleep in the same bed or if you need cuddles for comfort.
- If spooning, he doesn't mind being the big or small spoon. If you need comfort or you've been through a long day, Sixty will be the big spoon and calm you down.
- But if Sixty has been feeling troubled or you just want to spoon him, Sixty's fine with being the little spoon.
- Sixty also likes resting your head on his chest or vice versa, with an arm draping around the waist.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
- Settling down is something Sixty would definitely enjoy once he becomes stable enough to move out of Hanks home. I mean, living in a house with his favourite person sounds great!
- In terms of doing chores, I mean, he's an android so he's great at doing them. Even if he wasn't specifically designed to be a household android, Sixty is still great at doing things like cleaning, cooking, doing the dishes, doing the laundry and so on. If you're super specific about anything, all you need to do is tell Sixty and he'll incorporate it into his chore routines.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
- If the relationship is ending because Sixty doesn't feel ready or doesn't believe he's fit as a partner, he'd be pretty direct about it but keep your feelings in mind. He'd be as gentle as possible in telling you that he thinks it would be best for the two of you to be apart.
- However if the relationship was ending due to some horrible thing happening like cheating, or even something worse (which i doubt but still a possibility,) Sixty will be as direct and as rude about it as he wants. He will not care for your feelings and will say everything he wants to say.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
- Like I said before, Sixty would love to settle down and live in a house with his lover! However, it would definitely take him a while to find the right person to do this with, and agree to marry them.
- I mean, I imagine Sixty would've taken forever to warm up to Connor, Hank, and Nines, so even with a lover (who he would've already gone through the whole process of warming up to them,) I believe he would take a very long time to start planning out a proposal.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
- Gentle when he needs to be for the sake of people around him both emotionally and physically, but otherwise can be quite rough.
- Physically: Sixty would be gentle with friends and lovers in situations where the other person would need comfort. For example, if you were venting to Sixty and asked to hold his hand or a hug, he'd give you it.
- But if Sixty was in a more tense situation, he'd be a lot more fierce. As an android who was programmed to quite literally chase down people, he has a very firm grip, and is more than capable of roughing people up.
- Emotionally: Sixty finds it difficult to be emotionally gentle as he struggled a lot when it came to finding peace for himself. The only gentleness he received was when he would manage to calm himself enough around Connor, Hank, and Nines and they would try to console him.
- Because of that, Sixty doesn't really talk much when trying to comfort someone and usually uses physical affection to help people, but will use what the others would try with him. He'll also offer up advice, but he isn't really sure if his point of view on certain matters could help.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
- Sixty likes hugs, but only in private with people he likes.
- With a significant other he'll hug them at the very least once a day, but with close friends it happens about once in a blue moon. However, if a close friend asks if they can have a hug, Sixty will say yes.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
- Sixty saying 'I love you' would be the confession. So, literally the start of the relationship. However, to get to that point would take months of him figuring out his feelings, hardcore studying you to make sure you like him back, and then building up the courage to say it.
- Once in a relationship, he won't say it very often and would rather show it to you through other means. He'd say it on important dates and would say it back to you, but otherwise wont say it much.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
- Sixty gets jealous pretty easily if you're talking to someone he doesn't know or he doesn't trust. He won't be jealous if you're talking with Connor or Nines, but if you're talking with someone he doesn't know he will be jealous.
- I don't really like the whole 'person gets jealous so they start showering partner in affection' thing, and personally don't believe Sixty would take that approach either.
- Sixty would glare at the other person from behind you until they move away. Sometimes he may throw in some little comment basically saying to the other person to go away. Sometimes he might not even need to do anything other than just walk up to you.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
- Sixty's kisses always depend on his mood. Sure this would be the same with anyone, but Sixty's mood can change pretty drastically so it always plays as a factor.
- If Sixty is kissing you as a hello or just something simple, it'll be a quick peck somewhere on your cheek, forehead, or on top of your head.
- If he's kissing you to show his love for you, it'll be right on the lips while in an embrace. He would hold it until you need to pull a part to breathe just to get his point across since he doesn't do this often (like i said, he likes to show his love for you in other ways.)
- However, if Sixty is in the mood, then expect it to be very passionate. He'll kiss you first on the lips like he would normally, but then very quickly deepen it and make it as clear as possible that he's in the mood. The way you respond (via continuing or pulling apart,) decides whether or not he'll continue.
- If you give him the green light however, he'll move further down onto your neck and will get pretty touchy. And thats all I'll say on that note because its the SFW alphabet and not the NSFW one 😓
- Where Sixty likes to be kissed depends on the setting. If it's out in public he's okay with maybe like one kiss on the cheek, but in private he's okay with basically anywhere as long as you don't smother him. He also very much likes it when you ask before kissing him even when in private, he finds it cute and heartwarming that you're so considerate for him even when his answer every single time is yes.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
- Sixty doesn't dislike children in general (when they're being a nuisance is another story,) but he prefers not being around them since he has no clue how to act with them.
- Children also tend to not really like Sixty so it's not like he's ever really bothered about trying to get good with kids or anything. Because of this, I don't think he would like to have kids of his own either. He's fine with just you and his close ones!
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
- On days where he's working, he's up at an appropriate time and wakes you up as well so you can always start the morning together no matter how early it is.
- He'll also never get up before you, always with you. Sure, he wakes up before you due to his internal alarm, but he wakes you up right after he does.
- He'll cook breakfast for you, and just so you don't feel alone will have a drink of Thirium and sit with you.
- Once you're both done, he'll set aside the dishes and get ready for the morning. If you're both working that day (whether it's the same or a different job,) you'll get ready together. But if only he's working, Sixty will get ready while you do something else (i mean you could be getting ready too but you could also fall back asleep.)
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
- Under the impression you both live in the same house, you're home before Sixty most of the time no matter what's happening, so you greet him when he gets back with a hug and a quick peck on the cheek or head.
- Sixty will tell you all about what he had to do for work that day even if all he did was paperwork because usually something eventful happens in the workplace at least once a day.
- If he's done some evidence analysis' he'll tell you about what he found and what some of the detectives are theorising about and ask what you think just because he's curious.
- Then he'll ask you about your day and you'll tell him about what happened. No matter what job you work it probably wont be more eventful than Sixty's average day but he still likes hearing you talk about it.
- If you haven't eaten dinner then he'll cook you something (or he'll order something if he's too tired,) and will drink a glass of Thirium while you eat.
- After that you'll both go to bed cuddling <3
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
- Over the course of your friendship Sixty might mention things about his past or talk about his feelings, but he usually leaves it as just that and doesn't like elaborating.
- Into your relationship, Sixty would start telling you in detail things about his past (like his actual history with Connor) and talk more emotionally with you since even this far into deviancy he still doesn't understand some aspects of feelings or how to be human.
- And then once the more tragic parts of his life have been addressed, throughout everyday conversations he will accidentally drop bombshells like they're nothing. He'll tell you about horrors he witnessed before he became buddy-buddy with Connor and some of the stuff he sees in nightmares like it's nothing.
- "That guy looks like the android I watched get brutally assaulted with a meat cleaver once." "... WHAT..."
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
- Oh boy...
- Okay let me just get this straight. Once in a relationship, Sixty WILL LEARN how to not get angry as easily and not take it out on you when he does.
- In a friendship, he might accidentally get you mad which in turn will make him mad which will then lead to an argument, but in a relationship/when he learns he's in love with you he will start to pay attention to when he's about to snap.
- In a relationship, Sixty will never get mad at you. If you ever do something that he deems unreasonable, he will refuse to get mad at you because he knows that you are a person and if you don't feel like talking about it at that moment then he'll just wait until you do. He can't afford to lose you to some stupid argument so he does whatever he can do to avoid them.
- Sixty will practically kinda avoid you when you're feeling mad or doing something he disagrees with because he doesn't want to fight or accidentally snap and say something he'll regret. As much as he doesn't like doing it, he'll always wait it out until you come to him first. He's just too worried about making the situation worse.
- Whenever Sixty gets mad at something random, he will rant to you for fucking ages. Someone pissed him off at work today? You won't hear the end of it until next week. He's been watching a show recently and a character made a bad choice? He will literally dissect this character just so he can fully describe how annoying they are.
- Sixty rants to you about things that make him mad so passionately that they start pissing you off too. You probably hate tons of people Sixty works with even if you have never met them before. Plus, Sixty has a colourful vocabulary so he will insult every last part of their being in enough detail that you will have a perfect mental image of them.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
- I get the obvious answer here would be 'he's an android! he can just save everything he remembers!' but I headcanon that after being shot in the head he lost part of his programming that was irreplaceable and now cant just save things he remembers so easily.
- Like don't get me wrong he can still do it, but sometimes he gets really bad headaches when he overrides his system and saving things into his data banks might cause it. He refuses to delete anything though.
- So I believe he would be able to successfully record everything he remembers about you into his data banks, but he's kinda worried that one day he'll accidentally override his system and some stuff will automatically get deleted from his memory banks so he writes some stuff in a personal journal :)
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
- I find it difficult to pinpoint exactly what would be a favourite moment in a relationship for Sixty because he cherishes his lover and keeps every moment spent with them in his memory. To keep it safe I'll just be basic and say when you both first got together :3
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
- Oh he's protective alright. He knows you're capable of taking care of yourself but in a dangerous situation he's not letting you out of his sight. Humans are fragile, you can't be brought back to life after getting shot in the head like he could.
- He'll make sure that no matter what he's by your side and over analysing his surroundings so he's always aware of where there might be danger.
- If anyone tries to attack you, he's so quick to make sure they don't even touch you that even for an android it seems impossible. Even if it was something you could've easily defended yourself from, he just doesn't want to risk you getting harmed when it could lead to something worse.
- In terms of getting protected, he doesn't feel like he needs it and to be fair he really doesn't. He's an android and even if he's lost some of his programming, he's still incredibly durable and can take a bullet if he wasn't able to dodge it in time.
- However, if you make the effort of calling out to him when someone is trying to attack him or pull him towards you to avoid some sort of attack, he'll appreciate the gesture since you don't get physically involved.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
- With everyday tasks, he'll always help you out with chores instead of making you do them all yourself. Sometimes he'll do every chore without your help literally by accident, but since he likes doing things with you he'll split the chores and you'll both work on them together (i.e he does the dishes and you dry them.)
- With gifts, he kinda likes just getting sweet little trinkets that remind him of you or things he thinks you'll like. Sometimes he will go out and buy you some really expensive pretty things (like a large crystal or porcelain statue of your favourite animal,) but he loves your reaction when he gets you a surprise gift so he prefers getting smaller out-of-the-blue trinkets.
- With anniversaries and dates, he will try as hard as he can for it to be to your liking. If you like romantic, he's doing every gesture he can with rose petals and lit candles. If you like simple and sweet, he'll give you a lovely gift and take you on a walk so you can go and watch the sunset together. Whatever you want, Sixty will give it to you as perfectly as he can.
- Expect him to say I love you on anniversaries :)
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
- Sometimes when he's really mad, he'll start to shout pretty loudly. It's never at you of course, but it's pretty scary.
- If you tell him you don't like it when he shouts he'll take it into consideration and might not be able to stop in certain situations. He'd never hurt you, but he'll accidentally scare you sometimes.
- Something else he does is accidentally be way too mean when voicing his opinion. After deviancy he's tried to get better at not being brutally honest to the point of just being a dick, but he slips up sometimes.
- If Sixty ever says something mean to you, just tell him and he'll say sorry even if he doesn't understand why you're mad. Most likely he'll also get you a gift the next day.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
- Sixty sometimes gets insecure, but it's not because he thinks he's ugly.
- He's insecure because he looks exactly like Connor. Sixty knows he has the less desirable personality compared to Connor, so he fully believes everyone just knows him as 'the worser Connor.'
- He doesn't believe that people recognise him as his own person. He does have a defining feature which is the bump on his head where he got shot, but it's tied to Connor so he hates it.
- Once in a relationship with you and he brings up how he feels on the topic, if you suggest changing something about his appearance he might consider it. He'll try changing his hair colour, hair length, etc until he finds something he likes.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
- Absolutely. You made him feel like he can be a good person and that people can truly love and appreciate him. If he were to lose you, he'd lose all of that too.
- He'd be straight up lost without you in his world. He might have Connor, Nines, and Hank, but you've helped him out in so many ways that all they'd be able to do is suggest what he could do.
- Even in everyday life when he spends time away from you, he wishes you were there and sends you messages throughout the whole day. He could never imagine a life without you at all.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
- Sixty is a cat person. Not because 'everyone with a bubbly personality loves dogs and everyone with a snappy personality likes cats,' I genuinely believe he'd prefer cats.
- Dogs all need tons of attention and to be taken out for a walk everyday to be happy, and Sixty just doesn't have the time to do that when he works a lot and also likes spending time to himself.
- He'd rather have a cat which would come to him when it wants attention, then nap after and let him do his own thing.
- Also, Sixty takes naps a lot because he gets tired more than other androids, so he'd love to take a nap cuddling with you and a pet cat.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
- Sixty wouldn't want someone rude, someone who wouldn't listen to him, someone who babies him, or someone that bosses him around.
- He's his own person and wants to be treated as such, so treat him in such a way that diminishes him to just an android, or just someone less than, is something he hates. He shuns the part of him that was a relentless killer machine, so making him seem less than human reminds him of that part of himself.
- He wouldn't like all those traits in just a regular acquaintance either. I mean obviously no one would want those traits in a friend or partner, but Sixty hates them specifically because of how dehumanising they are.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleeping habit of theirs?)
- Sixty gets pretty horrific nightmares, so he'll twitch and mumble stuff incoherently while he sleeps sometimes. He's impossible to wake up though so he just suffers through it.
- It sucks, but Sixty has no idea what he can do about it, and neither do you. He doesn't want to tell you what he has nightmares about other than 'they're really graphic and violent' so he'll write what happens in his journal of his.
- Since he has frequent naps too, they happen at least once everyday. Whenever he's taking a nap at work (i.e without you around,) his twitching and mumbling is significantly worse. Just by cuddling you, the movement unfortunately doesn't stop but it ceases a lot. He tries to avoid napping at work because of it but considering how hard his job works his android brain he has to sometimes.