Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Musa Created a Chat Called Bloom’sLadyLove

Musa Added PaleBshFromArtClass

Musa: Bloom has a crush on you buh bye >:)

Musa Left the Chat

PaleBshFromArtClass: I don’t even know you???

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Coven of Insanity

LeTitGo: Do any of you know someone called Musa because she just messaged me, said someone called Bloom has a crush on me, and then left tf?

StormyShips: Oh yeah they’re in band. Don’t know a Bloom though

LeTitGo: … would you know why Musa has my number

StormyShips: I gave it to her, duh

LeTitGo: … why?

StormyShips: Because they asked

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Bloom’s come in once or twice during chess club to talk to Dufor about an assignment or two. Played a round against her. Very smart. Good match for you

StormyShips: fr our sister deserves the best. Also, nerd

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I joined the club to crush the dreams of fragile men stfu. And you’re a band kid you don’t get to talk

LeTitGo: I’m fine being single???

StormyShips: Denial is a river in Egypt

LeTitGo: Stop quoting things otherwise I’ll shed your skin istg -_-

StormyShips: You’re husband is gay go fuck yourself

MeisterOfChaos&BS: And this is why I turn my ringer off…

StormyShips: Then turn it off

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Look at my name. This is like caffeine for me

LeTitGo: Can someone give me Musa’s number because she left the chat she added me to???

StormyShips: Here you go beloved sister: MusicGremlin

MeisterOfChaos&BS: … Why the name?

StormyShips: I dunno they have a habit of chewing Valtor out for giving us assignments without enough time so… he’s gremlin

LeTitGo: Okay thank you

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LeTitGo Added MusicGremlin to Bloom’sLadyLoveChat

LeTitGo: Repeat what you just said with more context

MusicGremlin: Aw shit… How about no?

LeTitGo: How about yes?

MusicGremlin: Uh huh or what? ;)

LeTitGo: I have connections just tell me. Otherwise I can just tell Stormy to hide your tuba or whatever you play

MusicGremlin: … it’s called a clarinet

LeTitGo: Just tell me

MusicGremlin: Nope ;)

MusicGremlin Left the Chat

LeTitGo Added Music Gremlin to the Chat

LeTitGo: Try me

MusicGremlin: Bet

MusicGremlin Left the Chat

LeTitGo Added Music Gremlin to the Chat

MusicGremlin Left the Chat

LeTitGo Added Music Gremlin to the Chat

MusicGremlin: OH! Love the name btw just noticed that

LeTitGo: Just tell me. And thank you

MusicGremlin: Okay, only because of the 10/10 name. I have a friend named Bloom, and she was talking about how pretty you were when she saw you in the hallway that’s it I swear ;0;

LeTitGo: … then why the earlier message

MusicGremlin: Eh wanted to spite her a little bit

LeTitGo: Fair

&%$(*( Added MeisterOfChaos&BS to the Chat

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Give Icy her number Musa do it >:)

LeTitGo: How in the everloving fuck did you get here???

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I have my resources, and this particular resource is someone from robotics

MusicGremlin: TECNA IS THAT YOU GIRLIE???

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh yeah it’s Tecna they hacked me in here. Anyway, Musa give Icy your friend’s number because she’s a sad, lonely bisexual and needs help to actually get into a relationship

LeTitGo: Once again I am fine with being single??? And you’re lonely as well if you’ve forgotten???

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Yeah but that’s by choice. Your loneliness on the other hand is because you can’t pull for shit

MusicGremlin: … This feels illegal to witness

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Send Bloom’s contact

LeTitGo: Musa no

MusicGremlin: Yeah… no = me doing something for spite so… DefinetlyNotAnArsonist

MeisterOfChaos&BS: omfg thank you. Much love <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS Removed MusicGremlin from the Chat

LeTitGo: Fuck you

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You wish, you lonely fuck

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MeisterOfChaos&BS Created a Chat Called MySisterIsLonley

MeisterOfChaos&BS Added LeTitGo and DefinetlyNotAnArsonist

MeisterofChaos&BS Left the Chat

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Wait wait what is this? Why am I added to a random chat?

LeTitGo: Beats me

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Why do you have my contact?

LetTitGo: My sibling had your contact because your friend sent it

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Who is your sibling and which of my friends are you talking about?

LeTitGo: My sibling is Darcy, and by your friend I mean Musa who knows my other sibling Stormy

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Dammit Musa… What did she tell you?

LeTitGo: That you found me hot

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … excuse me WHAT?

LeTitGo: Chill, she just said that you have a crush on me and then they left

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: And that’s all they said?

LeTitGo: No, they also described your innermost desires to me. Of course that’s all they said, why would I withhold that?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Gonna go kill her omg

LeTitGo: Don’t worry dear you’re fine, I don’t mind ;)

—Five Minutes Later—

LeTitGo: Well that relationship ended fast

—Three Minutes Later—

LeTitGo: Did I really fluster you that much? There can only be one disaster in the chat and that role belongs to me

—One Minute Later—

LeTitGo: Okay so you’re a bottom, got it

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Why do u keep messaging me? We don’t even know each other like?

LeTitGo: Oh that’s what brought you back to the chat, good to know

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Why are u still here?

LeTitGo: Look I might as well make the best out of this situation that my siblings (and you’re friend) put me in, therefore I’m giving them and you the benefit of the doubt

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: And flirting with me?

LeTitGo: See you found your brain cell, darling

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Don’t call me that

LeTitGo: Mind using that brain cell to give me an explanation?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Okay look, even though I don’t know u besides seeing u in the hall once, I’ll have u know I am being exposed by my friends for my type and they don’t need to know I’m panicking over this. So no ‘darling’ thx bye

LeTitGo: Okay, dear ;)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: No not that either thx

LeTitGo: Good to know, sweetheart

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Why are u doing this?

LeTitGo: You seem sweet, very likely single (and once again my siblings have been up my ass about being “lonely”) so I’m flirting with you until you straight up tell me to stop

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: “You seem sweet,” we haven't even met?

LeTitGo: Care to change that sweetheart? ;)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: No

LeTitGo: Do you want me to stop flirting?

—Seven minutes later—

LeTitGo: God you’re pathetic

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Is this how you “romance” people? Flirt with them then insult them?

LeTitGo: Is it working?

—Two minutes later—

LeTitGo: I’ll take that as a yes

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TecSane

TecSane: How did trying to convince Icy to be set up with Bloom go?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I created a chat with the two of them together and have yet to learn how it went even though it’s been a day since

TecSane: Oh, good. For the first part of that.

MeisterOfChaos&BS: So Bloom is single right?

TecSane: Very.

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Okay so that wouldn’t be a problem. The two of them are just disasters

TecSane: Indeed.

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Once again, thanks for helping with this situation because I don’t know who else could’ve hacked me into the chat. It’s appreciated

TecSane: It’s not an issue. I know you well enough and I know that Bloom is looking to improve her less-than-romantic life, and only hasn’t because she is not social adapt enough to do so

MeisterOfChaos&BS: We’re both in more clubs than humanly possible I don’t think we get to talk XD

TecSane: You are honestly correct about that. Speaking of which, what is your club schedule this week because, if you are open to it, it would be good to talk more about getting more people recruited into drama club because if we do want to start a large-scale play we’d need more people on it

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Good idea. I have chess on lunch on Monday, GSA Wednesday at lunch, drama club Wednesday after school, writing club Tuesday after school (though I don’t necessarily have to go this week), and robotics after school Friday. How’s your suffrage-filled schedule looking?

TecSane: Science club Monday and Tuesday after school (competitions are coming up so, excuse my language, it’s absolute hell), GSA Wednesday as well but I’m not going this week (have to study for an exam), robotics and drama club is the same as yours, and debate club Thursday after school so it would be difficult to find a day

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I can abandon drama club this Wednesday, especially since we’re discussing something related to it. Mirta can lead that meeting. I'll just have to message her.

TecSane: Oh no the horror, Darcy is skipping a club. Would meeting at the White Horse after school that day work? The discussion would only take about an hour

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh yeah that works for me. I’ll probably meet you there. And you are not allowed to speak about skipping a club when you are actively abandoning the spread of the gay agenda >:)

TecSane: … you’ll be fine

MeisterOfChaos&BS: My fellow non-Beenary had abandoned me how shall I cope? >:)

TecSane: We’re not doing anything besides eating lunch, talking about random things, and watching anime. What do you mean by abandonment?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I’m being abandoned in the cold hard world. Alone. Without any resources to help me. This sadness will lead to another inevitable character arc. The betrayal :(

TecSane: You are way too dramatic

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I know, you love it ;)

TecSane: I certainly do not. You are clinically insane you should get that checked out

MeisterOfChaos&BS: At least call me a little shit, crazy bitch, or an ass

TecSane: … no

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You’re seventeen Tecna you can swear don’t worry I won’t tell your mom friend <3

TecSane: It’s not her I’m worried about. I’m concerned that you evidently will be a bad influence on me and that, because of it, we’ll both end up lonely and worthless

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh damn, that's a good one I’m so proud. Just add a fuck in there and I’ll drop this

TecSane: No I will not

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Fuck

TecSane: Darcy…

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Shit bitch shit fuck

TecSane: Do you need a therapist? Genuinely

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Shit ass fuUuUuCk

TecSane: Flora has a notes package on mental illnesses from psychology I can give you

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Please for the love of god just say fuck

TecSane: Never mind you don’t get a choice I’m giving you the damn notes package

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Aw almost there >:)

TecSane: Flora’s becoming a psychologist she can be your therapist, because I am sure no other therapist will take you

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Come on, you can do it >:)

TecSane: Fine, fuck you

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You wish ;)

TecSane: …

MeisterOfChaos&BS: :)

TecSane: You are the reason I was scared of theatre kids for 80% of my life

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You didn’t even know me for most of your life stfu

TecSane: I didn’t have to, because you are just that memorable in a bad way. Now that we have reached the end of this, I need to go

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Aw abandoning me again. So sad

TecSane Left the Chat

—Four Hours Later—

MeisterOfChaos&BS Added TecSane to the Chat

TecSane: You are actually on schedule this time

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You’re fault for leaving the chat

TecSane: Though it is your fault for starting something every time we have a conversation, which leads me to this enough that it has become a routine

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Yeah yeah love the routine

TecSane: Admittedly, it’s a highlight of my day if it happens

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Same good chaos

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MySisterIsLonley Chat

LeTitGo: Good morning person my sisters tried to set me up with <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: …

LeTitGo: Aw you answered

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Don’t you have literally anything else to do on a Sunday morning?

LeTitGo: Don’t you?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: So what do you want to get out of this? A date or something?

LeTitGo: Just for my sisters to stop pestering me about being single

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Then find someone else

LeTitGo: Why? Don’t I seem like a good person

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … you don’t seem like a bad person

LeTitGo: Aw thank you <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: lOoK I am what you would call a disaster

LeTitGo: … and?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I don’t know how to date worm

LeTitGo: Worm?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: *don’t know how to date wymin

LeTitGo: Yeah no keep going you’re doing great

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Womin!

LeTitGo: … women?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Yes, women

LeTitGo: Well me neither so we have that in common already

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: And what will I get out of this?

LeTitGo: I mean, you get to go on a date with me ;)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: …

LeTitGo: Come on, even though I’m a disaster bi I am a catch

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I know

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I DIDIN’T SAY THAT FUCK

LeTitGo: I think you did say that

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Don’t GASLIGHT ME

LeTitGo: Oh no you’re doing perfectly well gaslighting yourself

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I. Can’t. Date

LeTitGo: What? Do you think I can

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … you do seem more confident so maybe

LeTitGo: I have your contact because my sisters know how lonely I am how the fuck do you think I’m capable of this normally???

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I DON’T KNOW STOP MANSPLANING ME

LeTitGo: … You’re strange

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist Left the Chat

LeTitGo: *in a good way

—One Hour Later—

LeTitGo: This is the second time you’ve left me darling you need to put more effort into this relationship

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Don’t call me that my friends are around me and if they see me mentally dying they will shred me alive! Do this one thing!

LeTitGo: Okay I won’t

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Thank you

LeTitGo: My darling

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Fuck youUEOEGFILME

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: WHO DIS FLIRTING WITHBRL8EIUI

LeTitGo: I’m her girlfriend ;)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: OOO ITS THE OTHER LONELY ONE TAKE BLEWOM OUT OEN A HDATER A DATE PLS EIUOUR

LeTitGo: Don’t tell me what to do (I'm assuming you're the gremlin who started all this)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: OH BLOONEKE WILL HAVE RUFN FUN WITUH YOU

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: You will forget this ever happened!

LeTitGo: So did one of your friends steal your phone?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Musa, yes. But she is no longer my friend and she is a traitor

LeTitGo: So does that mean that you were mentally dying?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: omg yes sO?

LeTitGo: So you like it when I call you darling? <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist Left the Chat

LeTitGo: Three times. You’re being an extremely unreliable girlfriend

LeTitGo: I thought my sisters set me up with someone committed

—Two Minutes Later—

LeTitGo: Come back otherwise I will inevitably send flirty messages that your gremlin friends will see

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: No you will not

LeTitGo: I will

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Are you blackmailing me?

LeTitGo: Darling, if I’m being honest you seem to be the type of person who’d enjoy being blackmailed

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: …

LeTitGo: Have I awakened something in you?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … no

LeTitGo: Oh fuck, my sisters set me up with a masochist. Lord save me…

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I am not that. Excuse you

LeTitGo: So you just like being blackmailed? I’ll keep that in mind for our date <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: What date???

LeTitGo: Tomorrow meet me after school outside the art room after school

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Or what? I have something called free will

LeTitGo: Do you really want to give me an entire day to deliberate what the ‘or what’ would be?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … no, because you’re insane

LeTitGo: See you then darling

LeTitGo Left the Chat

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~Coven of Insanity~

LeTitGo: I just blackmailed the girl you set me up with this is why I hate you two!

StormyShips: Don’t blame us because you have no riz

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I mean did it work?

LeTitGo: I don’t know I asked her to meet me tomorrow outside the art room after school and what the fuck did I just do?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You blackmailed a girl because you are a disaster. See, this is why you need us because without us you’d be blackmailing a wall or some shit

StormyShips: Icy x wall lol

LeTitGo: I’m going to apologize to her and fuck you both

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MySisterIsLonley Chat

LeTitGo: Look I am genuinely sorry I am a disaster come to the art room if you want there is no ‘or what’ and block me if you want

—Ten Minutes Later—

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: You can apologize when I come to the art room tomorrow

LeTitGo: … alright then

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~Coven of Insanity~

LeTitGo: You guys set me up with a goddamned masochist!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Good for you don’t fuck this up

StormyShips: But if you do, use protection

LeTitGo: You two are no longer my siblings

StormyShips: Yeah yeah love you too

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~Coven of Insanity~

StormyShips: YOOOO Icy how did the date go?

LeTitGo: It was not a date

StormyShips: Boring

MeisterOfChaos&BS: How did the “not-date” go then?

LeTitGo: … fine

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Did you two break up?

LeTitGo: We weren’t even dating!

StormyShips: Answer the question, wimp

LeTitGo: We went to the art room, chatted, and then proceeded to go to her house which was something I didn’t even consider

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Did you get laid?

LeTitGo: … of course we didn’t we’re both idiots???

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Share the rest then

LeTitGo: I don’t know. Things felt… easy, I guess?

StormyShips: Be specific

LeTitGo: We just talked and whatnot, did some painting and how the hell can things feel this easy???

MeisterOfChaos&BS: …

StormyShips: …

MeisterOfChaos&BS: HALLELUJAH WE HAVE FOUND THE ONE

StormyShips: SAPPHO HAS HAD MERCY ON HER DISASTER CHILD!

LeTitGo: What do you mean the one?

StormyShips: WE’VE FOUND SOMEONE YOUR VIBES CAN FUCK WITH!

LeTItGo: Look, the hangout or whatever it was might’ve gone well. And she may have accidentally on purpose put some paint on my nose with a paintbrush and I may have ceased to exist but that doesn’t mean it will continue

StormyShips: Just wait and see if she asks you out. Easy peasy

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Wait did she tell you if she enjoyed the date or not???

StormyShips: Please say yes

LeTItGo: She said she enjoyed it, yes. And that she’ll get back to me when she wants to go on another date again

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Icy…?

LeTItGo: Yes?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: IF SHE WANTS TO GO ON ANOTHER DATE THAT MEANS IT WILL CONTINUE! USE THE ONE BRAIN CELL THAT’S NOT BLURRED BY YOUR DISASTER-BI-ENERGY!

LeTItGo: Excuse you. Disaster omni who also can’t pull

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Once again that’s by choice because most people suck. And not anymore so shove that argument back down your throat—

StormyShips: Excuse me??

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Shit

LeTItGo: Tecna?

StormyShips: No she’s with that Timmy guy

LeTItGo: Darcy answer the damn question

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You didn’t ask a question~

LeTItGo: You’re not gonna answer this, are you?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Good job using that brain cell

LeTitGo: Stop using insults I created

StormyShips: Is girlie or bro or whatever not out yet?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh no she is. She couldn’t care less about that

StormyShips: Then tell ussssssssssss cowardddd

LeTitGo: Please type legibly. Please

StormyShips: –1659 aura for you, boomer

LeTitGo: gfu

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Look, she just had a bad experience with shit in the past. Afraid to label what we have for now, so I’m respecting that because she’s reassured me that she just needs time and I’ve reassured her that I’m fine with it. It's mutual

StormyShips: … SAPPHO IS GOD SHE HAS BLESSED YOU TWO WITH SIGNIFICANT OTHERS!

LeTitGo: Please stop

StormyShips Left the Chat

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Well shit she actually stopped

LeTitGo: I’m going as well. I have to study, but good luck with that girl it seems like you like her <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I do (she’s an idiot but I do). And don’t drop Bloom otherwise I’ll steal something of yours and I can’t guarantee it won’t be an organ <3

LeTitGo: Go to sleep

MeisterOfChaos&BS: No

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Band Squad & Impulse Control Chat

DarkGay: What time is the concert tomorrow again?

BiSunMoonGurl: You didn’t write it down?! Betrayal! I thought we were friends!

DarkGay: Stella I’ve been working on an assignment for psych for the past week, there is nothing in my brain except for that. So what time?

MusicGremlin<3: 6:30 :3

DarkGay: Thank you, you’re the favorite~

StormyShips: And me?

DarkGay: Second

BiSunMoonGurl: Aw why? Keep in mind I have a very big weapon in my possession. Ver dangerous

MusicGremlin<3: Does a tuba qualify as a weapon? O-o

StormyShips: Anything is a weapon if you try hard enough

BiSunMoonGurl: Marshmallow?

DarkGay: You can probably shove it down someone’s throat ngl XD

MusicGremlin<3: Impulse control???

DarkGay: It’s a name, not a lifestyle

BiSunMoonGurl: Wait! Musa we’re discussing things! Shush!

StormyShips: A speck of dust?

DarkGay: I don’t know about normal dust, but I have a tarantula where its hairs can make your throat have a bad reaction if you inhale them. Best I can do *shrug*

StormyShips: Accepted. I’ll keep you in mind if I need stuff like that. Glad you’re in the chat now even though you are not a band kid

DarkGay: And I shall supply it ^^

BiSunMoonGurl: You’re lucky I came over to your house to do that project together a week ago! Why do you have that?!

MusicGremlin<3: Why not? ;)

DarkGay: Cause she’s my baby

BiSunMoonGurl: It’s a spider…

DarkGay: She baby

BiSunMoonGurl: Spider

DarkGay: My baby

MusicGremlin<3: Girlie, what did the spider do to do? -_-

BiSunMoonGurl: It’s a spider. I like bugs but scorpions and spiders and things like that ugh just get them away please!

StormyShips: Sad. At least you’re not like my sibling. They hate all that to the point of disgust. You’re tolerable

BiSunMoonGurl: As are you

StormyShips: Sad insult, try harder

DarkGay: Wait, the sibling Musa told me they set Bloom up with, or the other one?

StormyShips: Other one. Less disaster one

MusicGremlin<3: The one Tecna knows and is in a lot of clubs with. The fellow workaholic o_-

DarkGay: Oh yeah that one

BiSunMoonGurl: Sad insult??? I will try harder!

StormyShips: Bring it

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MeisterOfChaos&BS

DarkGay: Why didn’t you tell me you were scared of spiders? I wouldn't have minded or judged you for it

MeisterOfChaos&BS: That thing was very clearly your child. Insulting it didn’t seem to be the best choice for a first date

DarkGay: Aw that’s actually really sweet <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You’re welcome <3

DarkGay: You don’t have to come near it again though XD

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh thank god

DarkGay: I have to go help Musa and your sister prepare for the concert. Sorry that I can't talk much. But I hope you sleep well <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Don't apologize. You're good. And you too, darling

DarkGay: Literally please sleep

MeisterOfChaos&BS: ... alright I will <3

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Gay Ass Bitches

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: HELP HELP I AM GAY HOW THE FUCK DO I PLAN ANOTHER DATE???

PanWithLiquid: You just do girlie~

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: AISHA I NEED ACTUAL HELP

FloristMomFriend: Is this about the date with… someone?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Icy yes. We had a really good date and I told her I’d say when would be a good time again so HOW DO I GAY?

MusicGremlin<3: Oh yeah pale bsh. She almost whooped my ass in art class for adding you two to a chat together

BiSunMoonGurl: Wait! Bloom! There’s a band concert tonight and it’s gonna be really great! You should invite Icy and go together <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: …

TecSane: Did we break her?

DarkGay: Bloom just bring ur gf to the concert

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: We haven't made it official yet!!! Sooo NO. NO GF

DarkGay: Alright. Nuff said, have fun being a disaster :)

MusicGremlin<3: DO IT BLOOM. OTHERWISE IMA GET STORMY TO DO IT

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: YOU WILL NOT!

FloristMomFriend: Girls, calm down

PanWithLiquid: You calm up

DarkGay: Never gonna give you up reutkun hgh

BiSunMoonGurl: HOLY SHIT TECNA TACKLED THE LESBIAN

FloristMomFriend: TECNA FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

MusicGremlin<3: I’ve killed their ears with that song so kinda fault but RIP BITCH

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: So, anyways, how do I gay?

BiSunMoonGurl: Should I? >:)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Do what???

FloristMomFriend: No you may not

PanWithLiquid: FUCK YES

MusicGremlin<3: DO IT DO IT

TecSane: Yes

DarkGay: NO!

BiSunMoonGurl: DEMOCRACY BITCH

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BiSunMoonGurl Created a Chat

BiSunMoonGurl Added DefinetlyNotAnArsonist, TecSane, FloristMomFriend, MusicGremlin<3, PanWithLiquid, DarkGay, LeTitGo, StormyShips, and MeisterOfChaos&BS to the Chat

BiSunMoonGurl Named the Chat BLICY

MeisterOfChaos&BS: … alright what the fuck is this?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: STELLA I WILL KILL YOU!

LeTitGo: … agreed with Darcy what the FUCK is this shit?

DarkGay: Already on it Bloom, Stella gon get shanked~

StormyShips: Oh hey impulse control!

BiSunMoonGurl: Hello~ Fellow band kid

MusicGremlin<3: The squad is here!

FloristMomFriend: I am so sorry for them

BiSunMoonGurl: Rude

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Once again what is this? And TecSane, isn’t BiSunMoonGurl that one band kid with my sister?

TecSane: That she is

StormyShips: BiSunMoonGurl why u do dis?

BiSunMoonGurl: Cause Bloom doesn’t know how to ask Icy out on another date so I took things into my own hands OH FUCK OH SHITNEUB8ULULI

PanWithLiquid: You alright Stel...?

BiSunMoonGurl: THE GAY IS CHASING ME I’VE MADE AN ERROR!!! HELP! SHIT!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: GOOD! Let the gay chase you for your mistakes!

DarkGay: Thank you Bloom you are now the favorite

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Can I assist in the annoying-ass-blonde’s murder?

DarkGay: Sure why not. The more the merrier~

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Murtral murder sesh of annoying people. Happy days

StormyShips: o-0

TecSane: Why am I the only sane one in the GSA trio???

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Cause we’re superior obviously -_-

LeTitGo: Fucking egotist. And anyways, WHY was this chat created again?

MusicGremlin<3: So Bloom can ask you out :)

LeTitGo: She can do that on her own accord. Thank you very much. And so can I

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Eheheh no I cannot

LeTitGo: *I can do it on my own accord.

FloristMomFriend: Though… A lot of us do know each other separately though it was a matter of time before a chat like this ended up being created.

BiSunMoonGurl: I knew at least someone would understand! :)

PanWithLiquid: SO. Pale bitch. Bloom was wondering if you’d like to go with her to the concert ;)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: No I was NOT. Go die in a hole

PanWithLiquid: YOU go die and be carried bridal style by your gf ;)

StormyShips: I have been blessed by this chat I can now finally be free

DarkGay: Cursed. You’ve been cursed. Leave while you still can

StormyShips: No

TecSane: And Bloom is broken. Wonderful

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Steal her kneecaps while you can >:)

FloristMomFriend: I see I’ve found myself in hell

LeTitGo: All of you shut up. First, not that I wouldn’t go to the concert with her. Stormy is already dragging me to that god-awful thing so I might as well make it bearable

BiSunMoonGurl: And-I-FUCKING-oop

DarkGay: Sks sks sksss

PanWithLiquid: Save the tortles UWU

StormyShips: FUCK YES SOMEONE ELSE WHO USES UWU

PanWithLiquid: =UWU=

StormyShips: ~UWU~

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Do that again and I’m ending both of you

MusicGremlin<3: BLOOMIE! ANSWER!

DarkGay: Sks sks sks she’s being gay

LeTitGo: If anyone uses ‘sks’ again I will find you, and break something. Is that understood and clear for all of you?

FloristMomFriend: Thank you. And are you the mom friend?

LeTitGo: I’m the one with the braincell if that’s any indication

DarkGay: Sks sks sks bitch >:)

LeTitGo: I will END you. I already heard that shit enough from Stormy before she moved to using uwu to annoy people and I will not suffer through it again

DarkGay: Bold of you to assume your threats mean shit

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: SO…. back to the concert. Does the answer mean that we’ll go together? If not that’s okay cause yayda yada we’ve only had one date. And this is me asking you to go to it so yEaH!

LeTitGo: Of course <3

BiSunMoonGurl: See?! I knew this chat was a good idea!

StormyShips: Agreed. We band kids have good ideas >:)

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Glad you can think of good ideas with your lack of brain cells

FloristMomFriend: Can we not insult people for a single second

PanWithLiquid: No, sorry uwu

MusicGremlin<3: BITCH I HAVE A LOT OF BRAIN CELLS!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: No. U don’t, with what you’ve been pulling lately

MusicGremlin<3: Oh please. At least you’re going to the concert with pale bsh now

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: So what I’m hearing is that we need to find you a date ;)

DarkGay: She’s gonna be playing clarinet for several hours. I don’t think that’ll work

StormyShips: Better than playing a tuba like someone

BiSunMoonGurl: BETTER THAN PLAYING A DINKY ASS FLUTE

StormyShips: AT LEAST I’LL ACTUALLY HAVE LUNG HEALTH LEFT BY THE TIME I’M 86!

TecSane: … Lord help me

PanWithLiquid: No god here. Only gay demons >:)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Can confirm~

BiSunMoonGurl: And I’M the better demon!

StormyShips: OH SAYS WHO???

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Girls girls you’re both pretty, you can shut up now

BiSunMoonGurl: Tell that to your sister

MusicGremlin<3: Oh no that’s Bloom’s job ;)

DarkGay: What’s Bloom’s job? To shut up?

PanWithLiquid: To call Icy pretty UWU

StormyShips: ... I’M NEVER LEAVING THAT CHAT THIS IS THE BEST

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I think they know I find her pretty. Thanks Musa >:)

LeTitGo: That I do. And for what’s it worth, you’re also really pretty~

DarkGay: GINGER IS SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Good luck dating someone without a soul Icy

TecSane: Says the one without a soul.

BiSunMoonGurl: Damn. Tec do be pulling out the burns

MeisterOfChaos&BS: And your proof?

LeTitGo: I agree with Tecna. Someone stole Darcy’s soul at some point and since then they now are unhinged to an unimaginable level

MeisterOfChaos&BS: One, Stormy is worse. And two, I’m around people who are worse than me half the time so suck it

DarkGay: Can confirm I am worse

PanWithLiquid: Everyone in GSA is worse than you two. Except Tecna. They sane

LeTitGo: No defending the soulless sister it’s not permitted

FloristMomFriend: And you’re the mom friend

StormyShips: We annoy and tease the hell out of each other this is normal

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Fr

DarkGay: Don’t tell me what to do bitch (Icy)

PanWithLiquid: SLEEP DEPRIVED IOR WE’VE BEEN BLESSED

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Since she’s on my side YAY BLESSED

LeTitGo: No. Defending. The heathen

DarkGay: Do

DarkGay: I

DarkGay: Care? :)

FloristMomFriend: IORDA NO PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO KEEP A LEVEL HEAD

TecSane: Okay, can everyone be quiet for a second

MusicGremlin<3: Done

DarkGay: Yep

TecSane: So are we all going to the concert? It is clear that Bloom and Icy are going together, and I know obviously most of us are probably going. Could we just carpool as I know that parking in the school’s parking lot is a nightmare?

StormyShips: Oh yeah I can probs take most of us, or at least half

FloristMomFriend: I can take the rest!

MusicGremlin<3: Dayum the two groups do be merging

PanWithLiquid: We’ve been merging since the beginning of the school year

StormyShips: Okay so I call dibs on Bloom and Icy. I need to be there for any funny bullshit. Kidnapping Musa, Stella, Iorda, and Darcy

FloristMomFriend: I’ll have myself, Tecna, and Aisha then

BiSunMoonGurl: Sounds perfect! ^^

LeTitGo: The concert is tomorrow at 6:30 right?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: That it is

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BLICY

StormyShips: @LeTitGo I typed “bitch” into the GPS and I’m in your driveway

LeTitGo: Stormy we live in the same house…

StormyShips: Vroom vroom motherfucker

MeisterOfChaos&BS: One, why are we using this chat?

BiSunMoonGurl: The rest of us will be waiting just outside the entrance to the main dorms!

MusicGremlin<3: And we’re using this chat because it’s fun

PanWithLiquid: Fun? What’s that?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: The opposite of Musa ;)

MusicGremlin<3: Excuse you I am fun as hell

BiSunMoonGurl: Musa got you a gf Bloom, so she’s fun!

LeTitGo: We went on a date once

DarkGay: Sounds gay

TecSane: She is not wrong

StormyShips: See? These are my people. Also, Darcy and Icy, get the hell out of the house ftlog we need to get to the concert

MeisterOfChaos&BS: It's your fault for arriving early

StormyShips: Okay then I’m off to the Winx Dorms buh bye cowards

LeTitGo: WAIT STORMY

StormyShips: I’ll come BACK

MusicGremlin<3: TOO LATE BITCHES WE CLAIM YOUR SISTER

BiSunMoonGurl: FUCK!

FloristMomFriend: Is everything okay???

BiSunMoonGurl: CONCERT DATE MOVED FORWARD HALF AN HOUR

PanWithLiquid: Good for us I guess

MeisterOfChaos&BS: No??? Use your brain cell to think about who is still back in our house???

TecSane: Right. That may be an issue, considering there’s no time to drive all the way back to the West District

LeTitGo: Stormy, fuck you

StormyShips: I’M SORRY

DarkGay: Fuck it. I have a car and I’m not in band. What is your guys' address?

LeTitGo: Can you actually drive?

DarkGay: Yes. Miles better than your not-girlfriend

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Rude

BiSunMoonGurl: But right

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: EXCUSE YOU

BiSunMoonGurl: Did I stutter?!

StormyShips: stfu bitches I’m outside your apartment (how can you handle sharing it all with each other)?

FloristMomFriend: Me, sadly

TecSane: Flora

PanWithLiquid: Flora

DarkGay: Address. In the car. Need address

PanWithLiquid: *Our car

BiSunMoonGurl: Fr. Rich father comes with benefits. We get his old stuff

MusicGremlin<3: Thank your father again for his old guitar collection btw

BiSunMoonGurl: On it

DarkGay: @MeisterOfChaos&BS Address, as your sister isn’t being helpful

MeisterOfChaos&BS: 163 West Side Magix, Ancestor District

PanWithLiquid: OOO that area has amazing dance clubs!

StormyShips: Obviously. I have several medals for that

PanWithLiquid: YOU DANCE?

LeTitGo: Yes. They do

TecSane: Bloom where did you put my hair gel?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Musa had it last

TecSane: Musa?

MusicGremlin<3: I gave it to Stella

StormyShips: OUTSIDE THE HOUSE GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE

DarkGay: Left house. Be there in 20

LeTitGo: You’d better not kill us

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Agreed!

PanWithLiquid: GAY >:)

FloristMomFriend: Found the hair gel. I’ll just bring it with and you can adjust your hair in the school bathroom

TecSane: Sounds like a good plan

DarkGay: HOW TF DO YOU USE A MANUAL CAR?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You don’t know how to drive?

DarkGay: I do! I just take the train. Also, it’s not my fault Stella’s dad had old cars

LeTitGo: That’s it. I’m driving when you get the car here

BiSunMoonGurl: You need my permission for that

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Trust Icy she’s a good driver : )

FloristMomFriend: Aw. Cute

StormyShips: FINALLY. Everyone is in the car

TecSane: Is everyone ready?

StormyShips: fuck it we ball

MusicGremlin<3: Ew

StormyShips: gfu

DarkGay: I’M HERE

LeTitGo: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DRIVER’S SEAT

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: So… you know how to drive manual?

LeTitGo: That I do

PanWithLiquid: Why do you ask Bloom~?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: No reason (go die)

MusicGremlin<3: Yep! She finds it hot lol!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: NOPE

BiSunMoonGurl: EVIDENCE SAYS NAW

LeTitGo: I’m honoured sweetie <3

FloristMomFreind: No texting while driving!

DarkGay: No that’s Darcy with Icy’s phone

LeTitGo: I find you hot as well <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: AHHH OKAY BUT ALSO FUCK YOU BOTH

MeisterOfChaos&BS: No thanks. And blame your friend. The last one was Iorda

LeTitGo: LONG ASS STOP LIGHT AND SOMEONE BRING SOME CHLOROFORM TO THE CONERT SO YOU CAN SEDATE THESE TWO IDIOTIC FUCKS

TecSane: Road rage isn’t healthy

LeTitGo: YOUR FRIENDS AREN’T HEALTHY

BiSunMoonGurl: AT THE CONCERT

DarkGay: We’re almost there!

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At the Concert

PanWithLiquid: What are they playing?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: The theme to an Italian Fairy show

PanWithLiquid: Ah

TecSane: Whoever did the seats is good at their job

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Agreed. Much comfy uwu

LeTitGo: Everyone is actually really good at this. Miraculously enjoyable

FloristMomFriend: Don’t be rude

LeTitGo: Ugh fine

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Wimp

TecSane: Don’t be rude

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Make me ;)

PanWithLiquid: And THERE we go

LeTitGo: Bloom, ping Iorda. She got my sister to shut up for once in the car

MeisterOfChaos&BS: She did not stfu. She started talking about something and I ‘shut up’ to listen, as that’s something called manners which you don’t understand

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: She is very manners-able :(

TecSane: Not a word

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: @DarkGay

FloristMomFriend: Please don’t start any tom-foolery now

LeTitGo: … Why that word?

PanWithLiquid: It’s her equivalent of the word ‘bullshit’

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: @DarkGay get on!

TecSane: She is on her phone, as well as typing furiously at that

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Darcy! Nudge her!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Why me?

PanWithLiquid: She’s sitting next to you. There’s a good reason

LeTitGo: Yeah let’s get Iorda to make Darcy quiet again for once

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I will kill you

DarkGay: Yeah sorry had some drama to sort out

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: GAY DRAMA?

DarkGay: Hardly

FloristMomFriend: Divya drama?

DarkGay: She’s being a bitch again and is apparently here. And wants to talk

PanWithLiquid: Talk to her and you die

FloristMomFriend: I wouldn’t say it in that way, but agreed

DarkGay: If I don’t she’ll keep bothering me. If I argue back she’ll give up eventually but if I keep ignoring her then she’ll just approach me

MeisterOfChaos&BS: *kill Icy and your fucking ex

TecSane: You know who Divya is?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I’ve heard a few things

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Damn ready to kill without any information

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I’m in clubs. I hear things

LeTitGo: … fair

PanWithLiquid: Half-time

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Since when do bands have halftime?

PanWithLiquid: Beats me girlie

DarkGay: Alright I’m out. Wish me luck and I’ll be back before the concert starts again

FloristMomFriend: Call or message if you need help

LeTitGo: … is your friend in actual danger?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Not really. Divya just says shitty things a lot of the time

BiSunMoonGurl: FUCK THAT WAS A GOOD FIRST HALF OF THE CONCERT

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15 Minutes Later…

MusicGremlin<3: Yoooo is Iorda still talking to the satan spawn?

FloristMomFriend: I think so

DarkGay: Not anymore

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: You good? And answer HONESTLY

DarkGay: We argued. She wanted to ‘fix things’ and I obviously refused because I’m not going to get into something with her again where it’s fucking yelling and insults most of the time. Also blackmail. Fucking loved that

FloristMomFriend: But you are okay?

DarkGay: She grabbed my wrist and that’s it. A teacher broke us up

LeTitGo: This feels… personal as fuck

StormyShips: We allowed to witness this?

DarkGay: I genuinely don’t care. I just want to get home. Actually really sorry Stella, Musa, Stormy that I’m going to be missing the rest of the concert. You guys did amazing though. Sorry

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Stop apologizing

DarkGay: Fine

PanWithLiquid: How are you getting back to the apartment?

BiSunMoonGurl: I can call you a grade-A Uber! <3

DarkGay: Train. Just sitting in the school field a bit then I’ll take the train

StormyShips: Um… not good at this but… We’re good at hiding bodies?

FloristMomFreind: Just this once, I permit you through to murder and Tecna and I will even bail you three out of jail

TecSane: Can confirm

LeTitGo: Wait wait, are we talking about Divya Areis?

DarkGay: Hm. Yeah. Why?

LeTitGo: That bitch is fucking insane, Iorda. And I know I’m a hypocrite but she isn’t just asshole insane. From what I’ve heard she’s even low-key manipulation insane and emotional abuse insane and why the fuck did you stay with that piece of work?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Icy just shut it for once

DarkGay: Excuse you, but I would have if I could have so stop talking as if you understand

FloristMomFriend: Everyone, we can just calm down

LeTitGo: Well sorry for wondering why you would stay with her. Fuck, I had a friend who dated Divya once and even though they turned into the most distant and bitchy person alive they at least actually left

DarkGay: Well maybe it’s because the time I actually tried to leave she proceeded to act as if she cared while convincing me I’m fucking worthless so GO FUCK YOURSELF

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: BOTH OF YOU CALM DOWN NOW

DarkGay: I’m walking to the bus stop. Done with this bullshit

MusicGremlin<3: Are you sure you’re okay?

DarkGay: Fucking amazing

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Ditching the concert. Wait at the bus stop

StormyShips: Icy. Trix chat

DarkGay: I’m fine

FloristMomFriend: … are you sure?

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MeisterOfChaos&BS

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Wait at the bus stop

DarkGay: I don’t need this I’m fine

MeisterOfChaos&BS: No, you’re not. I am not going to let you isolate tonight when the only thing that’s going to do is make whatever you’re feeling worse. Stay at the bus stop

DarkGay: Darcy just stop

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I am not going to hurt you like Divya and you know that. Stay at the stop and we can go back to my apartment because knowing my sisters they will be out late. You can eat something then sleep, alright?

DarkGay: … alright

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Are you at the bus stop?

DarkGay: Yeah

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I’m almost there

DarkGay: I feel like shit…

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I know

DarkGay: I hate her. Divya. Alot…

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I know

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~Coven of BS~

StormyShips: Well… that happened

LeTitGo: I fucked up I know. I need to apologize to Bloom and Iorda but I’m not sure how either of them will take it

StormyShips: Yeah…

LeTitGo: Was it Iorda’s fault that Divya made Lucy ditch us? No. It wasn’t and I have no fucking clue why my brain couldn’t get that in the moment and shit Bloom must be livid I just ruined everything

StormyShips: Do Bloom first. I think Iorda is still taking the bus with Darcy

LeTitGo: … are you thinking the same thing, Stormy?

StormyShips: That Iorda is the one Darcy was talking about? Yes

StormyShips: Anyways. Message Bloom

LeTitGo: On it…

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DefinetlyNotAnArsonist

LeTitGo: Look I am sorry

LeTitGo: I’m not good at this but I’m sorry

LeTitGo: I know this is not an excuse

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Don’t worry ur good. Iorda probably wouldn’t have reacted like that if she hadn’t had to deal with The Bitch earlier

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: She doesn't usually get angry

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Don’t think she was angry

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: She probably just felt interrogated a bit and wanted to close off somehow, or probs push the questions away

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Either way, ur good <3

LeTitGo: Still, I should apologize. I don’t care

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Don’t, well, beat urself up though, kay? Like I said, she doesn’t usually get angry and these are one of the few times

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: She’s probs calmed down now

LeTitGo: Thanks for, um… understanding. I’m going to apologize to her now

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: No prob. Also, I did have fun hanging out tonight <3

LeTitGo: … I did too <3

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DarkGay

LeTitGo: I apologize for what I said. It was not my business and it was uncalled for

DarkGay: No it’s… fine. I knew you didn’t mean anything by it

LeTitGo: Still, it was bitchy

DarkGay: Still, I lost my temper

DarkGay: Just… wanted not to think back on things

DarkGay: So I yelled, but… it's good to know someone else thinks she’s a bitch

LeTitGo: Everyone at the school thinks she’s a bitch, and is right about that

DarkGay: Also, something to not tell the rest yet…

DarkGay: But… I’m dating your sister

LeTitGo: Respectfully, that was obvious as hell. But good for you two

LeTitGo: So no telling anyone else?

DarkGay: I probably will soon, but no

LeTitGo: Alright. Once again, good for you. You two seem sweet with each other

DarkGay: Thank you. I do really like them

LeTitGo: And if it's any reassurance, I have hardly seen them that concerned for someone’s well-being before

DarkGay: Excuse you bitch

DarkGay: Darcy stole the phone, and yes that is good to hear

DarkGay: I hope the rest of the concert goes well

LeTitGo: Thank you. Hopefully

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MySisterIsLonley Chat

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Good morning <3

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~Coven of Insanity~

LeTitGo: SHE MESSAGED ME “GOOD MORNING” WHAT DO I DO?

StormyShips: Block her

StormyShips: What do you think? Answer her you dingus!

LeTitGo: She sent two hearts when we were talking last night, and now she sent me a third

StormyShips: Hearts don’t mean much. Just ask the cryptid

MeisterOfChaos&BS: gfu <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Or your girlfriend. Either or ;)

StormyShips: Wait, Darcy, what just fell out of your window?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: A bird. It flew into my window, passed out, and now it's probably flying away without a concussion

StormyShips: Poor bird. But ICY MESSAGE UR GF!

LeTitGo: Pretending it was a bird and moving on, but what do I message?

StormyShips: First, you push down the G key. Then the O. And then respond with “good morning” like any non-disaster person would UWU

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MySisterIsLonley Chat

LeTitGo: Good morning

LeTitGo: <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Hi! Did u sleep well?

LeTitGo: I slept decently, and you?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Good! Eheh look, I was wondering if u’d like to go on another date sometime. If not that’s okay so yeah do u want to go on another date?

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~Coven of Insanity~

LeTitGo: She wants to go on another date!!!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: SAY YES FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

LeTitGo: Well she planned the last date. That means I have to plan this one, therefore, I don’t know what I’m doing

StormyShips: When do you know what you’re doing? ;)

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Do you know what I’m thinking? >:)

LeTitGo: NO DARCY

StormyShips: FUCK YES DARCY!

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BLICY

StormyShips: ICY AND BLOOM ARE PLANNING ANOTHER DATE AND MY SISTER DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO SHIT!

MusicGremlin<3: I’VE BEEN SUMMONED

LeTitGo: I will skin you and use your hide to beat the shit out of your corpse

StormyShips: Jokes on you I won’t feel shit cause I’d be DED

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: …

BiSunMoonGurl: Wait Musa! Do you know where the lesbian is?

DarkGay: “The lesbian” is on her way back to the apartment XD

PanWithLiquid: Wait girlie! Where were you last night???

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MeisterOfChaos&BS

DarkGay: Fuck

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Stormy almost caught you sneaking out of the window by the way

DarkGay: Look, I tried my best to be quiet

MeisterOfChaos&BS: What’s your alibi for where you were?

DarkGay: … maybe…

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Maybe…?

DarkGay: Okay so, last night was shit, and I honestly valued how you were willing to ditch the concert. It was nice and I do value being with you a lot. Emotionally. Your sister already knows so… And I know what we have won’t crash and burn like, you know, that

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Trust me, that’s the last thing I’d let happen

DarkGay: So…

DarkGay: (Dear god Sappho help me)

DarkGay: Will you…

DarkGay: Shit, will you be my girlfriend?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: And you call Bloom a disaster. But, truthfully, fuck yes <3

DarkGay: And I’m sorry it took this long

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I told you that I wanted you to take your time navigating all of this, and I’m glad that you did. Vulnerability is shit sometimes and I understand that much

DarkGay: That means a lot. Also that you were willing to stick around for a while

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Anytime

DarkGay: So… I’m gonna tell the others if that’s okay?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Of course it is. Go right ahead <3

DarkGay: <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: <3

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DarkGay: I WAS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND <3 ^^

TecSane: I fucking knew it

FloristMomFriend: Tecna!

StormyShips: @MeisterOfChaos&BS why is your face in a pillow?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Shut up…

MusicGremlin<3: Bloom! This isn’t over!

PanWithLiquid: WHO?

TecSane: Iorda was the one who was about to kill Stella for adding us to a chat with Icy, Stormy, and Darcy. She was also the one who defended the lack-of-a-soul allegations (most likely to be true at that) against Darcy. Thirdly, Darcy was the one who told Iorda to wait at the bus stop last night

LeTitGo: Also the two of them were at our apartment last night

StormyShips: What about the bird-OHHH BITCH YOU YEETED YOURSELF OUT THE WINDOW?

DarkGay: That I did >:)

BiSunMoonGurl: BUT CONGRATS GIRLIE! BOTH OF YOU! ;3

FloristMomFriend: Darcy?

LeTitGo: Give them a second. They’re still trying to recover, which is a shocker considering how much shit they give me for supposedly being a disaster…

DarkGay: From me calling them my girlfriend?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: In a good way yes (<3). And yes, Flora?

MusicGremlin<3: Shovel talk let's go!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Oh this will be bad for u

FloristMomFriend: Hurt her and you die

StormyShips: Considering how emotionally aware Darcy is I doubt they’re even capable of that. Like, bitch is closed off 90% of the time so they know how to handle that shit lol

MeisterOfChaos&BS: gfu to Stormy, I won’t hurt her yada yada to Flora, SO ICY WANNA PLAN THE DATE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

LeTitGo: I can do so without your help

MusicGremlin<3: Doubt it :p

TecSane: Musa, for once can we not provoke people?

DarkGay: You think he’d actually say yes?

PanWithLiquid: I mean, it is worth a try

MusicGremlin<3: Here’s a new song I wrote, guys! UWU

StormyShips: UWU

PanWithLiquid: UWU

StormyShips: UWU

BiSunMoonGurl: Ara ara~

MeisterOfChaos&BS: STORMY JUST CHOKED ON THEIR WATER!

MusicGremlin<3: MY SONG!

PanWithLiquid: We shall sing the song of our people, ara ara senpai~

StormyShips: So baka UWU

BiSunMoonGurl: PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX!

LeTitGo: Someone sedate these brain rotted fucks

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I’M TRYING

DarkGay: If either of you continue I swear you’ll be dead tomorrow

LeTitGo: One thing we agree on

PanWithLiquid: PIZZA PASTA PUT IT ON MY COCK!

FloristMom: AISHA TREISTE WEITE!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Your last name is wet of all things? Really?

PanWithLiquid: It’s spelled differently shut ur mouth

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I’m fucking Zenothian I think I know how to pronounce joined vowels

TecSane: Isn’t your middle name 90% vowels?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Eaairkee, yes

BiSunMoonGurl: How do you even pronounce that?!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Yay-er-cee

LeTitGo: Please keep talking Darcy

DarkGay: Great job. You ruined the peace

StormyShips: TORTELLINI ON MY WEENIE!

FloristMomFriend: Fuck this

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Nooo mom friend don’t give into the evil of vulgar language!

BiSunMoonGurl: PEPPERONI ON THE WAAAAAAALLLLSS

PanWithLiquid: smth smth BALLS

StormyShips: It's insulting to the rest of us that you don’t know the full song

LeTitGo: You’re insulting everyone else here with the choices the three of you have made in life

MusicGremlin<3: Can I share my song now =0~0=

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Please share it so we can get rid of the sin in our heads…

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: *song sry

TecSane: The mistake was better adept and more accurate to the situation.

MusicGremlin<3: Icy is a fucking disaster! (guitar solo) duh-nuh-huh-yeah. And then it just repeats in an endless loop until you and Bloomie get ur shit together! >:)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: MUSA!

LeTitGo: MUSA FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

MusicGremlin<3: BLOOM!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: MUSA!

StormyShips: DONKEY! >:)

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Kill me

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BLICY

LeTitGo: You hoes are sad. I planned a date with Bloom successfully

BiSunMoonGurl: HOES?

StormyShips: I mean, it’s true–

MusicGremlin<3: Can confirm I am ho

TecSane: *hoe

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: It was a very good date ^^ <3

LeTitGo: <3

FloristMomFriend: What did you two end up doing? :)

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Eachother~

LeTitGo: YOU STFU

TecSane: Bold of you to assume that can stop them.

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: We went out for pizza and ice cream!

FloristMomFriend: That sounds like a great date!

LeTitGo: Thank you Flora for being sane

PanWithLiquid: She do be the sane one

MusicGremlin<3: *google searches how to deal with fuckass parents*

StormyShips: Murder

DarkGay: NO MURDER (without me)

PanWithLiquid: … there goes one more brain cell of our group

BiSunMoonGurl: Is your dad being himself again?

MusicGremlin<3: Oh yeah so I’m crashing at the apartment tonight. Dad was pissed that I left since I was gonna stay with him for a week, but the bs I put up with because of that man is insane

BiSunMoonGurl: Already making your bed <3

LeTitGo: Define ‘fuckass parents’

MusicGremlin<3: Homophobe

LeTitGo: Stormy’s right. Murder

FloristMomFriend: Your sister is right about that

PanWithLiquid: Ooo how about we go dancing tonight?

MusicGremlin<3: … that’s the best idea I’ve heard

BiSunMoonGurl: What about my idea for the band concert?

StormyShips: Smashing your tuba was a horrible idea, stop

MusicGremlin<3: DEMOCRACY

BiSunMoonGurl: It was gonna be fake tuba :(

StormyShips: Don’t know don’t care

StormyShips: Anyways, where’d we go for dancing and who is in?

LeTitGo: Not me, because I don’t need that insanity right now

PanWithLiquid: ME, MUSA, STELLA, TECNA, AND IORDA ARE GOING

DarkGay: … Am I?

BiSunMoonGurl: We need a brain cell, and you and Tec each have half

StormyShips: Then I’m kidnapping Darcy so we have a brain cell and a half!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Achem, why?

FloristMomFriend: So myself, Bloom, and Icy are the only ones who aren’t going?

MusicGremlin<3: Would you like to join us Flor? >:)

FloristMomFriend: I have a midterm tomorrow so, sadly, no

LeTitGo: Not sadly. Everyone going is an idiot

TecSane: Firstly, I am going to make sure the others don’t go insane. Secondly, you are not much better.

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Tecna is the real one in the chat

DarkGay: F’s in the chat for Icy ;)

LeTitGo: Everyone going is still an idiot

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Icy would u like to watch a movie maybe tonight?

MusicGremlin<3: How long were you waiting for a moment to ask her? XD

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … shush

PanWithLiquid: She was just staring at her phone for a while lol

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I said SHUSH

StormyShips: *shut up

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: OKay bitch shut the fuck up

LeTitGo: I–

FloristMomFriend: Bloom no! Our progress!

TecSane: Did you really think you would get Bloom to swear off swearing?

FloristMomFriend: … she was the only one with hope

BiSunMoonGurl: Rude

TecSane: And me?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Not with me corrupting you you’re not >:)

BiSunMoonGurl: I’m gon drive this time! :)

MusicGremlin<3: NO YOU WILL NOT

LeTitGo: Anyways. Bloom, yes I would love to <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: ^^

StormyShips: Okay I’m driving, and I’ll kidnap y'all at the apartment

PanWithLiquid: Ooo kidnapping!

TecSane: I am going to be driving

StormyShips: Aw…

BiSunMoonGurl: Younger sibling energy lmao

StormyShips: Jokes on you I am the youngest

LeTitGo: And it’s clear

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: What time should I pick you up Icy? <3

LeTitGo: 6:30 if that works

PanWithLiquid: 6:30 Gay-M!

DarkGay: All of us are gay Aisha

PanWithLiquid: And thank fuck for that

FloristMomFriend: And do we all remember the rules for going out, girls?

MusicGremlin<3: No touch, no talk, no eye-contact!

DarkGay: No Musa that’s Ceaser Millan

TecSane: And also applies to dogs and not people, at that.

BiSunMoonGurl: The rule is to not let Tecna or Musa drink!

FloristMomFriend: Perfect!

BiSunMoonGurl: UWU <3

LeTitGo: Suck up

FloristMomFriend: There goes your gold star privileges

MeisterOfChaos&BS: WHEEZE

LeTitGo: YOU SHUT IT

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Icy just pouted!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Awww <3

StormyShips: YOUR MOMMY ISSUES ARE SHOWING

LeTitGo: We’re fucking siblings asshole!

MusicGremlin<3: Can't relate–

MeisterOfChaos&BS: With Icy’s mommy issues~

MusicGremlin<3: Oh no, having a mom >:)

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Ah um… okay then…

DarkGay: Music is dark humour incarnate don’t worry

TecSane: It is true.

Florist Friend: Also concerning at times.

MusicGremlin<3: My mom may be six feet under but alas, I don’t even reach five-eight;(

StormyShips: OMFG I’M KIDNAPING YOU

MusicGremlin<3: I’m WANTED! <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Can we move the pickup date to 6:40?

LeTitGo: Of course, why?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I need to pick up Kiko from the vet. He’s fine though, just had a regular appointment

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Get your own chat you homosexuals

LeTitGo: Says you

PanWithLiquid: Ur making the rest of us feel very single :(

LeTitGo: Then what did that shit with Darcy and Iorda do yesterday???

StormyShips: Make us grateful Darcy actually pulled

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Rude

FloristMomFriend: And that Iorda found a good girlfriend~

DarkGay: I really did <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: <3

LeTitGo: Does no one else see the hypocrisy???

PanWithLiquid: No one

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Does the time still work Icy?

LeTitGo: Yes it does

StormyShips: GAY

TecSane: Truthfully, wouldn’t that be your own fault, Aisha? Being single?

PanWithLiquid: … No

FloristMomFriend: Let’s get back to the topic at hand girls

TecSane: I am on my way to your apartment, Stormy

StormyShips: Still don’t get why I couldn’t drive…

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Because none of us don’t want to die

FloristMomFriend: … um

LeTitGo: Darcy

MeisterOfChaos&BS: *None of us want to die sry

LeTitGo: “I’m the one with the brain cell”

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Fuck off

TecSane: I am halfway there.

MusicGremlin<3: Time to LIVE

DarkGay: You can’t drink, remember?

FloristMomFriend: Thank you, Iorda

MusicGremlin<3: … but drinkie uwu

StormyShips: You can have some of mine

MusicGremlin<3: OMFG YES I LOVE YOU

StormyShips: LOVE YOU TOO BITCH

FloristMomFriend: NO MUSA YOU MAY NOT!

DarkGay: Okay I’ll make sure they don’t have too much

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Suddenly I am glad I do not have to deal with this…

TecSane: I wish I were you right now…

FloristMomFriend: Also make sure Tecna doesn’t drink

DarkGay: On it

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh yeah they're bitter and angry when they’re tipsy lol can’t relate

LeTitGo: You drink wine at bars I think you’re just always bitter that you give wine aunt energy

BiSunMoonGurl: … I can see that

TecSane: Meanwhile you are bitter and angry all the time.

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Is this what being a mother is like…?

MusicGremlin<3: I don’t know. You and Icy should find out~

StormyShips: Icy is mother

LeTitGo: No I am not

PanWithLiquid: Hot evil mother

BiSunMoonGurl: Please step on me

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Icy nation, how are we feeling? >:)

MusicGremlin<3: Feeling very bottom UWU

StormyShips: What did I just start???

FlorsistMomFriend: To be fair…

TecSane: Flora, no.

FloristMomFriend: Icy is quite hot

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Not to disagree, but honestly all of us are hot >:)

LeTitGo: That you are <3

StormyShips: LESBIAN!

BiSunMoonGurl: LESBIAN WE NEED ANSWERS TO THIS!

DarkGay: Sorry I’ve been summoned. Been going between my phone and typing out what Tecna is saying on her phone

PanWithLiquid: IORDA, FUCK MARY KILL ANYONE IN THIS CHAT

DarkGay: Thanks to all of you I guess I will be drinking

FloristMomFriend: I thought you didn’t like alcohol?

MusicGremlin<3: Oh no she hates anything except gin and tonic cause she’s a little bitch

LeTitGo: Bloom your friends are concerning

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Agreed

BiSunMoonGurl: Mean :(

DarkGay: Also, why me?

StormyShips: You’re somewhat sane but also not a mom friend

MeisterOfChaos&BS: … sane?

DarkGay: You don’t get to talk, respectfully. But to answer the question, fuck & mary Darcy because I am dedicated and I am in love. Kill Musa >:)

TecSane: I’m at the house

StormyShips: We’re on our way out hoes!

MusicGremlin<3: Lol bottom

PanWithLiquid: And this is why there is a rule not to let you drink

LeTitGo: Darcy are you alive?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Yeahimalive

FloristMomFriend: Good. Because you have to make sure that nothing goes wrong

TecSane: Is that not why I’m going?

FloristMomFriend: Yes, but considering how Musa is, we need reinforcements

MusicGremlin<3: Rude

StormyShips: Yeah don’t disrespect my hoe like that

MusicGremlin<3: Aw I’m ur hoe? :3

LeTitGo: What the hell is going on?

PanWithLiquid: Possible flirting?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I smell homos >:(

MusicGremlin<3: I mean, I accept that

StormyShips: So we’re talking now?

MusicGremlin<3: Oh yeah >:)

StormyShips: Cool

LeTitGo: …

PanWithLiquid: …

BiSunMoonGurl: Take notes everyone~

DarkGay: Musa?

MusicGremlin<3: Yeh?

DarkGay: You scare me

MusicGremlin<3: Good, get scared ;)

LeTitGo: … so I suppose we are disasters

StormyShips: Compared to me, yeah you two are idiots

PanWithLiquid: Speedrunning lol

—Four hours later—

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I can see why Musa and Tecna weren’t allowed to drink…

FloristMomFriend: How are you guys? Is everything okay?

DarkGay: Musa has gone to the dark side and they brought cookiesssswwje

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh yeah and Iorda is also tipsy

FloristMomFriend: sigh

PanWithLiquid: Stormy and I had a lot of fun dancing! He’s just bitter I crushed them

BiSunMoonGurl: Where is Stormy and Musa anyway?

TecSane: They’re making out, like, assholes

FloristMomFriend: Tecna please tell me you’re lucid

TecSane: I can drink if I want I can handle it

DarkGay: I call bullshit~~~~

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Yeah Iorda is the most lucid out the three of them

BiSunMoonGurl: I’m gonna go grab OH MUSA IS GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE

FloristMomFriend: WHAT THE FUCK??? WHO???

LeTitGo: Are any of you normal?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: No they r not :(

TecSane: I am completely normal excuse you asshole

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Aw the sane one is swearing I’m so proud <3

TecSane: Fuck you

PanWithLiquid: Who is Musa punching?

DarkGay: I don’t know. They look like a bitch though so they probably deserve it~~~

LeTitGo: Please stop with the squiggles

DarkGay: ~~~~Fuck~~~~you~~~~~ :3

StormyShips: My hoe is about to punch someone I’m in love <3

FloristMomFriend: WHO IS SHE PUNCHING???

BiSunMoonGurl: OH! It’s Divya!

DarkGay: Ima kill her

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh no you’re not

FloristMomFriend: @PanWithLiquid, @BiSunMoonGurl can you hold Musa back?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Why? ;)

FloristMomFriend: Because you and I don’t have enough time to bail everyone out of jail

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Icy would you help bail them out of jail? <3

LeTitGo: No never

DarkGay: I’m being held captive from committing murder! HELP!

BiSunMoonGurl: We have Musa!

MusicGremlin<3: On my way to help you bitch!!!!!!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Anyone who tries to help her dies. I am not about to bail this girl out of jail

DarkGay: HELP MOI OH NM I’m kalm now

FloristMomFriend: Someone please tell me what is going on

BiSunMoonGurl: I have Musa, Aisha has Stormy, and Darcy has Iorda incapacitated by running their hand through her hair.

StormyShips: HAHAHAHA GAY FUCKING BASTARD

LeTitGo: I’m staying over at your guys’ apartment Bloom

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Of course <3 You can stay there as long as you’d like

StormyShips: GAY

MusicGremlin<3: I NEED TO KILL AND PUNCH THAT BITCH

FloristMomFriend: Anyone who does not get into the car with Aisha right this second will get all their gold stars removed from their charts I swear to god.

StormyShips: HOW MANY STARS DO I HAVE?

FloristMomFriend: Three

StormyShips: WATER BITCH LET ME INTO THE CAR

PanWithLiquid: Stormy and Musa just bolted into the car. Dayum

BiSunMoonGurl: Wait, where’s Tecna?

DefinetlyNotAnArsont: Icy and I are at the apartment so someone will be there when u girls get back! ^^

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Oh my god

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: What did Tecna do??

BiSunMoonGurl: They just punched Divya square in the face (hot)

PanWithLiquid: What was that???

BiSunMoonGurl: What? We’re all hot!

DarkGay: FUCK YES TECNA!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I’m gonna grab her istg

StormyShips: BORING

LeTitGo: Says the stuck up in the car

DarkGay: Nooooo let her beat up my ex~~~

FloristMomFriend: Darcy, do not listen to her

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Now I’m kinda sad we missed this 🙁

LeTitGo: Well I’m sure as fuck not

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: But-

LeTitGo: No buts. We’re not getting involved in this bs

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: 🙁

DarkGay: Let her punch my ex again~~~

FloristMomFriend: Darcy, no

PanWithLiquid: Jezzzuuusss its’ late

StormyShips: Late for so one I need sleep…

BiSunMoonGurl: I didn’t understand a word of that, but anyways TECNA RUN

MusicGremlin<3: TECNA RUNNN FROM THE WHOREEE

FloristMomFreind: MUSA!

PanWithLiquid: We’re all tipsy what’d you expect Flo?

FloristMomFriend: Restraint?

LeTitGo: Stormy wouldn’t know restraint if it punched her

StormyShips: Rudeeee lol boi

FloristMomFriend: Does ANYONE have eyes on Darcy or Tecna?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Wish I was there 🙁

LeTitGo: No you do NOT

MusicGremlin<3: Divya just punched Tecna back and I FUCKING OOP

DarkGay: @MeisterOfChaos&BS

BiSunMoonGurl: We still have Musa restrained!

FloristMomFriend: Adding another star to your chart!

BiSunMoonGurl: YES! SUCK ON THAT AISHA!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: WHO PINGED ME??? I’M TRYING TO GET THE TECNO INSANE ONE RETRAINED??

DarkGay: Let Tecna punch Divya agaaiiinnnn and I’ll kiss u~~~~

LeTitGo: Darcy no

FloristMomFriend: Darcy no!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Well, Darcy seems like the sane one so I doubt that they are going to say yes to that

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Okay fine <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … I was wrong

TecSane: Okay I just clocked that cockroach bitch in the nose and I think I broke it

BiSunMoonGurl: That’s assault!

TecSane: Then drive ffs

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Tecna getting the spine lol XD

TecSane: Fuck off

PanWithLiquid: And this is whyyy you don’t drink

PanWithLiquid: Oh. They passed out

StormyShips: At least the drive there will be somewhat quiet

DarkGay: Yeah we’re all tired~~~

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I still need my kiss before you fall asleep <3

TecSane: Whores

MusicGremlin<3: Aisha, stop stealing Tecna’s phone. They’ll kiss us!

BiSunMoonGurl: Yes, stop. Tecna needs sleep

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Gayyyy

LeTitGo: Well I for one am done with this. Goodnight to the love of my life Bloom, and fuck the rest of you

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: AHHH RURBYIUHR

StormyShips: Gn bitch

FloristMomFriend: I hope all of you sleep well <3

MusicGremlin<3: Thx Flo <3

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StormyShips: Wait. Hoes. Chat name change?

FloristMomFriend: I’d prefer if you’d stop referring to us as ‘hoes’

MusicGremlin<3: Hoe

LeTitGo: sigh

TecSane: These two are truly made for eachother, disappointingly.

StormyShips: Anyways, HOES. Chat name?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: What do we all have in common?

StormyShips: …

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Ye this was a bad idea

StormyShips Renamed the Chat to GayAssBitches

DarkGay: Better than I thought

BiSunMoonGurl: Anyways, I have drama

PanWithLiquid: SPILL THE TEA

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Agreed. We love the gossip

BiSunMoonGurl: I don’t get to hang out with Brandon every day :(

LeTitGo: Oh boo hoo

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Don’t be mean <3

LeTitGo: Poor you Stella

MeisterOfChaos&BS: A match made in hell fr

FloristMomFriend: Stella, you’ll still get to see him on the weekends and after classes :)

BiSunMoonGurl: That’s not long enough :(

PanWithLiquid: You’ll live

FloristMomFriend: AISHA!

DarkGay: RIP to everyone’s brain cells

StormyShips: Truly truly

TecSane: Also, @MeisterOfChaos&BS, why have you been absent from club meetings throughout this week?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Wouldn’t you like to know :)

TecSane: Why do I even try?

FloristMomFriend: Everyone, play nice. Please

LeTitGo: No and gfu

MusicGremlin<3: Does it have something to do with the shitty fam?

LeTitGo:

MeisterOfChaos&BS:

StormyShips: HAHA WHAT SHITTY FAM?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Icy, why didn’t u tell me about this? <3

LeTitGo: I have no idea what the braindead sister-fucker is talking about

DarkGay: Excuse you

LeTitGo: I mean the other sister-fucker

MusicGremlin: Fuck you

PanWithLiquid: Guys guys back to the family lore

BiSunMoonGurl: LOOK SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE

StormyShips: …

TecSane: …

DarkGay: …

BiSunMoonGurl: Girls and theys and gays (talking to Icy, Darcy, and Stormy) I may not be able to fully understand whatever family issues are going on, but I do know that sometimes family sucks. My is nice, but when he was still married with mom he was a bit of a dick

BiSunMoonGurl: We are here for you (despite us wanting to kill each other sometimes)

MusicGremlin: Therapist complex lmao

PanWithLiquid: Musa, we’re having a moment with the three little shits

MusicGremlin: Fine fine. My dad was an ass after mom died. I also understand shit like that. Stormy. Baby. My beloved. I’m glad you opened up to me about things <3

PanWithLiquid: My parents are also quite controlling ngl. Family sucks

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: And even the rest of us are here <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: …

MeisterOfChaos&BS: So you told her, Stormy?

StormyShips: Nothing about you two’s bs don’t worry

DarkGay: Darc, you can also talk to me about this if you need <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: No thanks I’d rather not :)

TecSane: There she is.

StormyShips: You kinda have to tell her Darcy. Since the fuckass parents want to meet the ones we’ve started to date. Not fuckass in a good way. A bad way

MusicGremlin<3: *neg fuckass

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Is anyone going to tell us?

FloristMomFriend: Also, why would your parents want to meet someone you’ve been dating for only a month or two?

StormyShips: Rich ass parents mean they want to know every detail about your life ^^

LeTitGo: STORMY FFS-

PanWithLiquid: SINCE WHEN???

BiSunMoonGurl: It seems I have opened up a pretty wormy can of worms…

FloristMomFriend: Yes, quite

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: ICY SINCE WHEN?

MusicGremlin<3: And is it mandatory to meet the horrible parents?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Might as well be…

DarkGay: We might need a bit of an explanation, darling <3

TecSane: You three are cousins, correct?

LeTitGo: Stormy, you have the free will to explain

MeisterOfChaos&BS: NONE of the personal shit or istg

StormyShips: Fine fine

FloristMomFriend: This is a safe space girls <3

StormyShips: SO our mothers are all sisters, and we are cousins! They own an estate! We up and left when we turned eighteen because they suck! But somehow they still stick their wrinkly ass noses in our lives and think they're entitled to it! ^^

BiSunMoonGurl: An estate? Jeususus

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: A lot of ‘us’

DarkGay: So you three can’t cut contact?

LeTitGo: Tried before and failed

TecSane: Blocked their numbers?

StormyShips: *failed because when they make a web, they make it well

DarkGay: Oh okay that makes sense. I’m sorry about that, and you three don’t deserve to have to deal with that shit. Also If you need someone to murder them I volunteer <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: You’re not going with

FloristMomFriend: But you just said-

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Did I stutter?

LeTitGo: Darcy, tone it down ffs

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: So me, Musa, and Iorda have 2 go 2 the estate to meet ur respective moms and the family???

StormyShips: Pretty much :)

PanWithLiquid: Pretty bad family. Mood

StormyShips: ‘tis indeed a mood

LeTitGo: Never use ‘tis’ again

DarkGay: Is it mandatory to come with?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: No

StormyShips: Darc, it is

TecSane: So is it or is it not?

FloristMomFriend: I am so confused…

LeTitGo: No offence to the rest of you, but I’m going to create a private chat between the people who do need to go because, one, this is personal, and two, less ears would make it easier for some of us to talk about things

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Fuck you, Icy. Fuck you

PanWithLiquid: No offence taken. You hoes go crazy

LeTitGo Created a Chat Called: ShittyFamDinner

LeTitGo Added DefinetlyNotAnArsonist, DarkGay, MusicGremlin<3, StormyShips, and MeisterOfChaos&BS

LeTitGo: And yes, it’s mandatory for us to go

MeisterOfChaos&BS Left the Chat

StormyShips: Good luck with keeping them in the chat

LeTitGo Added MeisterOfChaos&BS to the Chat

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Fuck off Icy

MeisterOfChaos&BS Left the Chat

MusicGremlin<3: The chaos begins

LeTitGo: sigh

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … Is Darcy ok?

StormyShips: Okay, in short! My mom is nosy and pompous, but that’s it. Icy’s mom is nosy, pompous, very critical, and with high standards

DarkGay: And Darcy’s? Her mom’s name is Liliss, right?

LeTitGo: Liliss is the worst fucking excuse for a mother and the family resfuses to do shit about it, so I doubt Darcy is going to talk about it willingly

MusicGremlin<3: Run tf away topic for them?

StormyShips: 10/10 you get a gold star

DarkGay Added MeisterOfChaos&BS to the Chat

DarkGay: Darling, we can talk about this outside this chat if you want, but know that all of us are here. I know that sometimes relationships (family or other) suck and are exhausting and hurtful to deal with, but avoiding things won’t help especially if this is mandatory. If the dinner is mandatory, I am able to handle myself and I’ll be there to support you, okay? <3

StormyShips: Yeah I don’t think that’ll work

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Of course it will!

LeTitGo: Darcy, we all know you’re looming in the chat

MusicGremlin<3: Are you sure they are?

LeTitGo: Continue looming with answering and I drag Iorda’s ass to the dinner

DarkGay: Excuse you

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Yeah EXCUSE YOU

MusicGremlin<3: Bloom’s ass is the only one Icy can drag—

LeTitGo: I’m blackmailing my sister you fucking imbesiles

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: =0-0=

StormyShips: HA SIMP

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I don’t want her at the dinner though…

DarkGay: Darcy, I can handle dealing with toxic people <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I don’t want you to…

LeTitGo: Holy fuck Darcy actually arrived into the chat

StormyShips: Darcy if Iorda isn’t going, you ain’t going

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I need to go

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: But do all of u really need to go? Ur family doesn’t sound very nice to have to be around and u don’t have to put ur selves under that stress

LeTitGo: We do

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Icy, ur eighteen and I don’t want u to deal with that

MusicGremlin<3: Bloom wearing the pants lol

StormyShips: No like, we do have to go otherwise our asses get disowned

LeTitGo: Thx Bloom but the idiot is right

StormyShips: Disowned = no money besides part time job shit

StormyShips: No money = no university

StormyShips: No uni = no life

StormyShips: No life = more reliance on shitty fam

DarkGay: You three are planning to go to Cloud Tower uni right?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Hm

DarkGay: I have a list of scholarships that could help?

LeTitGo: Since when were you going to go to CT?

MusicGremlin<3: Gurl is indecisive as fuck

DarkGay: Rude, but also yes

StormyShips: My grades are shit. I don’t think so

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Dance scholarships? U dance, right???

MusicGremlin: OMFG YES STORMY <3

StormyShips: I do. And I am a fucking icon

DarkGay: https:melody.open.scolar_openaplication_3757836738

LeTitGo: How tf haven’t we seen these before?

DarkGay: I’m built different

MusicGremlin<3: Aka she will cry herself to sleep from stress if she isn’t aware of every scholarship possible >:)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Buried :)

DarkGay: You two are dead to me

StormyShips: FULL SCHOLARSHIP FOR ALL 4 YEARS HOLY FUCKING JESUS—

MeisterOfChaos&BS: WHAT THE SHIT

LeTitGo: Okay, I don’t mean to be the bitch bringing all of us down to Earth

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: U r never a bitch my beloved :3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: No she is

LeTitGo: It’s not guaranteed to get the scholarship

StormyShips: Yeah and like rent high af

MusicGremlin<3: Yeah so you bastards can move in with us

LeTitGo: ...excuse me?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Duh Stella has been talking about it. There’s space, more people means less rent, and it’s better than driving across the city to hang out <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Hm

DarkGay: https:magix.exem.open.scolar_openapplication_274738 <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Thx <3

StormyShips: So is the moving in shit an actual offer???

StormyShips: Don’t edge us like that??

LeTitGo: Ffs Stormy now is not the time for a sex joke

MusicGremlin<3: There is ALWAYS time for a sex joke ;)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: But yep! I double checked with the girls and they all say yes

LeTitGo: By when?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Anytime! ^^

LeTitGo: Sisters

StormyShips: Present

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Yes?

LeTitGo: After this dinner we ditch these bitches for good

MeisterOfChaos&BS: …

LeTitGo: Not a choice

LeTitGo: We’ve been waiting for a chance like this

StormyShips: Just give them a sec

LeTitGo: I’m at the apothecary right now, what are you two even doing?

StormyShips: I’m gaming. Darc is staring at a wall and dissociating

DarkGay: Can you tell them to call me?

StormyShips: On it

MusicGremlin<3: And why are you at an apothecary??? Witch energy

LeTitGo: We are witches ffs

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: My beautiful witchy gf <3

LeTitGo: Gah

StormyShips: Another thing the fam doesn’t approve of

MusicGremlin<3: They puritan or some shit?

StormyShips: Nah just anything that’s not productive they hate

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: … is it bad I want to slap ur mothers

LeTitGo: Please do :)

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Hm yeah

LeTitGo: Are you alive now sis?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Partially

DarkGay: Neither of us are going to the dinner <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: <3

StormyShips: Fuck. You managed to convince them

LeTitGo: And you say I’m a simp

MeisterOfChaos&BS: That’s because you are. You’d do anything Bloom tells you to. Meanwhile I had to get bribed with the promise of cuddles and wine this evening instead of a dinner full of insults and possibly getting slapped by my own mother :0

MusicGremlin<3: Oh fuck that’s some dark ass humor

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I’m emotionally tired I need sleep so I am oversharing

DarkGay: Omw to pick you up darling <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: GAY

StormyShips: Anyways so are the rest of us still going to dinner?

LeTitGo: To make our mothers wish they were never born ;)

MusicGremlin<3: REVENGE