Chapter Text
The characters
Tommyinnit- harry potter
Tubbo underscore -Ron Weasley
Ranboo beloved - Hermione Granger
Dreamwastaken - draco Malfoy
George - crabbe
Sapnap - Goyle
Phil - uncle Vernon
Technoblade -
Sam- siuse black
Ponk- Professor lupin
Captain puffy - Professor McGonagall
Lani - Ginny weasley
Purple- Neville Longbottom
Wilbur soot - dustly
Chapter 2: Part one
Chapter Text
A mother and a son
Two lives on the line
The dark lord has arrived
Only one may survive
Screams and crys are heard
The dark lord has fallen
Only the child survived
For the time being...
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Late at night at privet drive a older gentleman arrives near a cat he flicks something and the lights from the streets are gone
"Ive should've know you'll also be here.."
"Professor puffy"
Nexts thing you know the cat seems to grow taller bones are heard cracking a tall white haired woman is seen once more
"Good evening professor shlatt" the woman says walking towards the him
The begin discussing the rumors "are they true shlatt?" The Professor asks quietly as not to blow their cover
"Yes the good and then bad." "And the boy?" "Techno is bringing him"
A noise comes from above a motorcycle a tall fit man with pink hair walks towards them "careful he just fell asleep" he says in a gruffy tone
"Thank you techno" as the professor holds the boy and sets him on the door step a few tears are shead as the leave
"Good luck tommy innit"
"Tommy wake up!"
"Were going to the zoo" a brunette calls out
Tommy goes to step out before the door get slammed in front of him as the other boys laughs at him
"Try not to burn the food toms" the older blonde shouts at him " how many gifts are their" wilbur says "36 counted them myself" "36 but last year was 37" "oh I'm sorry how about when we go out I'll buy you two more"
As they leave their father threats the youngest " I'm telling you now boy any funny business you are done for get in"
At the zoo a snake begins talking to the younger of the two
"Helloooo caaaan youuuu leeeeettttt me oooouuuut"
The next thing the glass is gone a the brunette boy falls in "arg" he pushs himself at the glass "Help" he scream
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"What happened!!" " I swear I don't know!"
A owl fly's bye the house a drops a letter
Tommy goes to get the mail its for him he was confused he never gets mail "dad look tommy has a letter!" Wilbur shouts for mister tommyinnit school for witch craft and wizardry
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The next couple of days they do anything to get rid of the letters
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In the living room the room fills with letters as phil trys to make sure tommy gets none of them
"Get off" tommy shots
"Thats it were going away"
"Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?"
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Tommy draws in the sand happy birthday tommy the door thuds as he hides but phil has his gun
"Sorry about that" a pink hair man says
"I've haven't seen you since you were a baby Theseus but your a bit more along than I would have thought particularly right in the middle the man laughs" I'm not tommy" wilbur says
"I-i am " " of course you are" as he hands him a cake " not every day you turn 11"
"Excuse me but who the fuck are you"
"Techno. Technoblade grounds and game keeper at Hogwarts"
" of course you know all about Hogwarts" "I'm sorry I don't" "You never told him?!"
"Of course not my wife was always strange and odd then she got her self blown up and we got stuck with you" phils explains "you told me mom died in a car crash!" Tommy yells at phil
" a car crash kill kris Minecraft?" This is a outrageous" " he will not going" " of course what will a mongle do to stop me" "oops were a bit behind schedule best be off"
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Tommy and techno leave and go to london "where are we gonna find these things" "if you know where to look" as they head off to a building " hello techno here for your usual" a older man says "nah I'm here on Hogwarts business with mister tommy innit" " god bless it tommyinnit" the man says as people begin to sworm them
"Well tommy welcome to Diagon Alley
"Woah" tommy mumbled as techno shows him around
"But techno how am I gonna pay for all of this?" As they head to the bank "best stay close theseus goblins are sneaky creatures" "Tommyinnit wishs to Make a withdraw" techno says " and does mister tommyinnit have his key?" The goblin says "yes " and techno shows it to it "also got the letter from shlatt for vault you know witch