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…..Somewhere in the grand line….

Roger was relaxing and partying with his crew , completely Unknown to the the storm approaching. Ah. what a relaxing day ! .. Rayleigh smiled , snatching a drink from gaban .

But then the stor— I mean delivery bird flew across oro Jackson .Rayleigh payed the bird and took a daily new paper as always but— Unknowningly to him he had caught Himself and the rest in a storm.

He goes across the newspaper however, he stops when he comes across a column about Garp ..he smiles “She probably caused another accident or someth—

Huh?!

His smile drops and his eyes look ….

Dazed and bewildered—

“Oi! Roger !! ”

Roger who was partying with his crew , looks at this first mate direction . He looks worried .Wonder if something happened , Roger thinks.

“Did something happen or something Ray—“ Rayleigh shoves the paper to him chest .

”Read.”

Roger looks concerned but reads the paper , wondering what could have could for ray to have such a reaction .He finds Garp picture .

His smile reappears as quickly as it instantly drops.

WhT?!

He looks in Rayleigh direction . His face looks deadpanned.

“Ray, whats the meaning of this?”Rayleigh doesn’t say anything . 

“Who is it”

“Who’s this son of Bitc— that” 

 Did this to Her.

“My innocent gARPY!!!!!”roger eyes filled with tears and a snort.

The audacity to think about marrying her. I’ll kill him—

I’ll fucking bury him under the sea.

Buggy and shanks gulp, feeling a very dark aura from their beloved  father  captain.

“Ray.”

“Get everyone ready . We’re going to Marineford”.Rayleigh nodes and the Oro Jackson is on its way....

………On the whiteboard’s side……..

“     OyAJi       “

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"what's wrong son?" Whitebeard asked his son , the son in question just stood quite after literally screaming his name on the lobby .

Well he got to say it now doesn't he ? Well here go nothing....

" Garp's getting married."

Marco said to his father , he knew  what's gonna

happen. oh boy, this is gonna be a calamity.

"oh , so garp's getting mar-- 

It took whitebeard a full wide minute to process that information, and when it did ---

What did you sAy ?! 

" what are you talking about Marco ? Garp and married ?!". I

"Those two words don't even fit in the same sentence . You're telling me she's getting married?!"and to a Buffon I haven't even met or approved off !There's no fucking way .

" You must have read wrong , give me the newspaper , spreading this lie ill obliterate those fuckers ( opps no cursing) responsible."

Marco handed over the calamity message newspaper to his father . Edward  AKA whitebeard quickly took it and now that calm self which he was famous for , was  no more .

His haki leaked with a massive boom and all the weak members of his crew fell like flies . He crumbled the paper in his hands .

" We are going to marinford , everyone prepare and make haste." His eyes looked like they were gonna murder somebody and boy were they gonna--

afterall he got a wedding to crash and a bastard  to kill .

The one's whose responsible better pray he got a cat's ten lives cause by the time the two world's greatest and most overprotective brothers pirates are done with him , he'll wish he had crawled into a hole and disappeared into oblivion.

The poor poor groom unknowing had his murder being planned 

"achoo !" .  wonder why I feel a chill under my spine ? ( of course you would you idiot , two bloodthirsty  pirates are coming for you )

Well like he cared .Afterall , he was getting married to Garp , the greatest vice Admiral of the Navy's history and the most hottes-- women . 

Garp was blissfully unaware and enjoying her time while  casually standing on the bodies of a few newbie pirates , she blew apart. 

Oh boy

The naval headquarters are gonna be in ruins , sengoku better start preparing the money , cause it's gonna need a lot to repair after the calamity hits.

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what a blissful day.. No Garp , no idiots and no problems. What could ruin a beautiful day like this.Sengoku who was peacefully enjoying his tea while feeding his reports to his beloved goat.

(Peace be with my man , he's gonna have a solid punch in the gut soon (・∀・))

Maybe I shou-----

" ADMIRAL sENGOKU-saN "

damn it!  

"what happened , Soldier?" Sengoku said while looking at the marine , whose blood felt it had turned cold .

There goes my peace , it was nice while it lasted..

" We are under att-- " before he could finish . A sound came from the side of wall and it---

BLAST

                  CrACK

                                   Falling

The wall to sengoku's office fell and two figures emerged.

" Oi , senny! Where's my little sISTER ?!" Roger said as he entered the wall

( oh my, DiD garp get her bad habit of breaking walls from him ? Surely -ᄒᴥᄒ-)

" I told you BILLIONS oF TIMES , my name is sengoku . Why are you here ?  This is marineford forGodsake !"

"I'm here for garpy . Where's my cute little sister ?"Roger said as he looked here and there but to no accord.

"For thelast time , SHE AiNT YOUR GOd DAMN SISTer !"sengoku screamed . Damn it , he really just wanted a peaceful life WHERE DID it ALL GO WRONG ?

( Since , garp came in his life . That's where all the tragedies began . His POOr peace...but whose gonna tell him ?ME ? no .YOU ?of course not . wheres the fun in that ? )(◍•ᴗ•◍)

" Senny , I ain't got time . Where's  GARp---

Another wall came crashing down and marines on the side fell like bugs , but alas poor poor unfortunate  sengoku. And this time a marine couldn't even alert them . (Not that it would help )

" GARP" Edward AKA whitebeard entered with a crash , and now sengoku had to deal with two bloodthirsty pirates . 

His carrier choices really bit him in the butt . Now didn't they ?

" For the last time , SHE AINT HERE !"sengoku really wanted to pull his hair out . Marineford , the strongest and securest place in the mortal world . Secure my ass. 

"Roger  , What are you doing her--

"Oh"

"so you knew too ?" " Well , I'm her best brother aren't I ?"

"Not if I am , you'll be second "

"No you"

"Not you first "

They argued like children , slowly but steadily smiling and laughing. While completely draining the colour off poor SENNY's face . He felt like maybe retiring early doesn't sound too bad . Now does it ?compard to dealing with them . Even Imperialdown doesn't sound to bad.

 God give me patience cause if you give me strength I'll FUCKING OBLITERATE THEM.A vein pooped on sengoku's face.

"ahum"

"! If you pirates are done . Then leave ! This place is marineford not a playground where you can just barge in ."sengoku said , while recomposing himself.

" Admiral ,  where is garp ? and the Buffon ?"

"She's on a mission . Why ? Did something happen ?"

" Don't act like you don't know Admiral , you are her closest friend .There's no way she wouldn't tell you she was getting married.NOt when the whole world knows."

"oh ! So that's the prob--

"WHAT!! ?"

"What you you two talking about ? Garp and married . she doesn't even know what that is !? " "Who told you this  idiotic joke ?!"

"Seeee, I knew it . It's got to be fake . Theres no freaking way anyone could make garp marry them .HAHAHA"roger laughed , it's like a nightmare left him ( well it just began , can't finish it too soon now can I ?)

"Oh , ShE's getting married alright."A sound came from behind them and all men (even the two idiots) stiffened.

"What do you mean " whitebeard moved his head , eyes facing the figure.

"Vice  Admiral tsuru? "

"Exactly as it sounds... "She said , without even a second thought . She was so done with garp, that girl ,nothing but trouble . 

She's looked so done , well she couldn't be blamed . afterall, if you got to deal with Garp and her brothers shenanigans  you would lose hair and you sanity.

Now there was no laugh , no sound , not even a bird could chirp in this atmosphere . The almostphere was so grim you could cut a line with it .

"who is it ?Admiral  Tsuru ?" whose fucking throat do I have to cut ?!

"Garp met him , a while ago . She'll be introducing him to me tomorrow." Tsuru looked in roger and whitebeard's eyes . The almostphere was tense. (Sengoku was Turning pale at the back, he could barely process it .GARP getting mARRIED?!)

" You two can meet him in my place if you want . Since it doesn't have to be me ."especially if I don't want a headache . Thanks I'll prefer a happy life . 

AGAIN  all quite . Until , a man spoke,

" We'll do that , give us the time and place we will be there" Rayleigh said , as he tapped on his captain's shoulder  and dragged him back out through  the poor and broken wall."wait , Rayleigh let me talk--"

"Shut it roger , we are leaving."

" I'll be there as well , Admiral sengoku . Give my sons the time , we'll arrive ." Whitebeard bid them  farewell and jumped out of the other brokenwall window.

Now , when the pirates left , two people with a headache breathed a sigh of relief.

Garp YOU IDIOT !!

TO BE CONTINUED....

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" So "

"It's you ." Said Edward AKA whitebeard to the man supposed dead to marry Garp. The man in question was shrinking with every stare , he was getting from them . 

God what did I do to deserve this ? ( You deserve everything my boy . You just had to mess with Garp , didn't you . Now it ain't my business what happens to you ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭)

"Ain't that right—

" YOU SON OF BITC– " said roger as he destroyed the table with his fist, frightening the innocent man .

" Roger ! I'm talking to him aren't I ? So shut it ."

" But eddy , he's the Bastard that dared to seduce my baby girl !" I'm gonna kill him if that's the last thing I do. Not even Eddy can stop me.

" I know , it's not like I like him either ." Whitebeard said while eyeing the insect man . 

WHERE ARE YOU GARP ? ( DARLING !!!! )

 The tension was thick alright. The two greatest pirates in the history of mankind and here sat infront of them a thief ( he's dead isn't he ? (◔‿◔) Well let's offer prayers for him )

Don't count me out yet author !!!

(Opps sorry my man (◍•ᴗ•◍) )

If stares could kill, he'd have been dead by a hundred times by now. Well let's get on shall we?

On the otherside of the restaurant, Admiral sengoku and vice Admiral Tsuru were watching this development. Fuhh ! Thank God I didn't go!

They couldn't do anything but would they miss this show ? Oh hell Nah ! They are gonna enjoy every second of this . But there was one question they all seem to have . Just where the heck is Garp?!!!

As soon as this thought came in their heads , a burst was heard and the wall broke down . There was smoke everywhere.

"SORRY IM LATE !!! " screamed garp as she laughed. The second she entered the bloodlust both pirates had disappeared and now the scene infront of all those in the restaurant could only be described as a A dream ?

Both the pirates were giving their sister a brilliant smile like they didn't just plan to murder her fiance.They scared him to death. "Wait , eddy and roger what are you two doing here—

" Garpy !"

"Garp "

They both held garp and their eyes were on hers. Even if she is a dimwit and an idiot most of the time , even she realized something happened.

 " What's wrong ? "

" YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?! " screamed both at the top of their lungs. She's not getting married right ? It's got to be a dream . Come on tell me it's a dream .( Them being delusional ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧)

Garp took a second to process that sentence and then she started— 

" Ha hA Ha , that's what you guys were worried about ? " So it's false right ?( Roger and whitebeard my boys)

"So , whAt is it ?--"

" It's wrong right ? That newspaper news was false . See I knew it—"

" Oh I'm getting married!" Smiled garp. As soon as she said those words , the color of both their faces drained and the both of them shifted their faces toward the bastard. ( Is the man really going to live ? I don't know , he'll probably die.( ◜‿◝ )♡)

Like I said author —- please !!!!! 

(Okay , okay I got it !)

This  bastard !!! I'm going to kill him ( Thought roger)

Hmmm, what's the best way of killing him ? I could probably ask my sons to torture him . (Okay whitebeard my man stop! ) 

They both eyed the thief. He Gulped. 

I'm sCREWED !!!!! 

He's done , thought Tsuru and sengoku . Yes they are still there ! Well, it was nice knowing ya even if I haven't met you in my life.

"Oh , let me introduce him to you . You'll like him . Can't have my lifelong rivals not be introduced to him ? HA ha ha !"

" Liam ! Come here ! " She screamed while pointing in her directions. She had no idea that she maybe the reason this man won't live another day . Well it can't be helped.

He Gulped and while trembling going over to garp. They probably won't do anything to me . Afterall , garp's here !!!! Right ?  

Nope.

As he again stood before them , he was starting to regret his life choices. " So this is Liam . He's pretty cool. He can cook donuts and everything!!" Said garp with a smile so bright it would put the sun to shame.Garp , my dear please ,they are thinking of my murder !!!

" No WaY ! He knows how to make delicious donuts ?" Exclaimed roger. Maybe this guy ain't that bad.

" Roger , Shut it ! What does his making donuts have to do with anything of his wedding with gar—--" 

Whitebeard eyes widened when he realized.Oh! This bastard , he's fine with selling his sister for donut ! Maybe I should kill him—( okay okay I want you to stop there whitebeard )ugh , fiNe!

" Eddy don't be mean ! " Roger said as he started to eye whitebeard. 

He's not that bad !!!

You're just saying that because of donuts !!!

Am not !

Are too !!

They started to argue . ( Just how do they argue in their mind ? I'll never know (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

" So eddy you don't like him ?" Mumbled garp. She started to look down and look like she was about to cry.

Whitebeard and roger stopped looking at each other and now they were panicked.

" No nO garp it's nothing like that . I mean I don't hate him!" Said whitebeard while panicking. He didn't mean to make her sad.

" Yeah what he said !!!! " Roger screamed at the top of his lungs.

" So you won't have a problem with me marrying him ? " Said garp in a low voice.

" Yeah we are fine with it ." Nope I'm not fine with it ,whitebeard thought. But what can I do !?

" Tee hee " mumbled garp and she smiled and then starting laughing.Both roger and whitebeard did a double take. " Ha ha fooled you guys ! Now no issue Liam . We can get married !!" Laughed Garp. Liam nodded. He didn't know Garp was such a good actor. Damn! Making me fall for her again.

Wait she fOoLed uS / thEm ?!!! Thought everyone. 

They both admitted defeat at last. Well it can't be helped.Both of the pirates smirked. 

That's my sister (garp ) for ya !

" You got us good garp . You have our blessing ." Said whitebeard as he patted on her head." Don't forget to invite us to the wedding." Laughed roger.

" Of course , you're my rivals aren't you ? " Smiled garp. God they are the best rivals ever ! She's gonna capture them one day!

" Of course" said both of the pirates while smiling. 

" Roger , let's get food ! I'm hungry !!!"

" Let's go Garpy" roger grapped her hand and off they went to the buffet area. Whitebeard and Liam were left behind. 

" Protect her will you ? I leave my sister in your hands !" Said whitebeard while his eyes met Liam. " Of course!" Maybe he finally accepted me.

On the otherside of the room , sengoku and tsuru were on looking this scene. Thank God , nothing bad happened. Maybe we were worried for nothing! 

( You spoke too soon )

As Liam was starting to get comfortable while eyeing garp and roger stuffy their face with food , a voice reminded him of his place.

"BUT , If you ever make garp cry or mess with her. I'll kill you myself." Said whitebeard smiling . But the smile did not reach him eyes.Liam gulped.

OH CuT It oUt AlreAdy !!! 

"He's screwed ," said sengoku and tsuru while eyeing him . " Let's get food too. Tsuru-chan !!" 

" Okay let's go. I'm tired of this." And off they went . Only poor Liam was left as he feared for him life.

AUTHOR !!!!!! YOU LIER !!!!!

And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

Hey I'm stiLL HeRe !!!!

like I said , the story is finished . Goodbye.

THE END...