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1. Don't Dream It. Be It. by EyesOnHisThighs

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV) RPF, Good Omens (Graphic Novel)  

   • Explicit
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   05 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • The Them (Good Omens)
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Rocky Horror Picture Show References
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Crowley has Trauma from the Fall (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Service Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Soft Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Mpreg
   • Childbirth
   • Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Caring Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Making an Effort (Good Omens)
   • changing efforts
   • Gay Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Gay Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Queer Themes
   • Canon Queer Relationship
   • Queer Pregnancy
   • Male Pregnancy
   • Crowley says Ngk
   • Soft Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Post Season 2 Fix It
   • Post Season 3
   • everything will be okay
   • South Downs Cottage (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale's Bookshop (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's Bentley (Good Omens)
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • pregnancy symptoms
   • Fears of Miscarriage
   • Crowley has a ton of trauma.
   • Ineffable Family
   • ineffable parents
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Pregnant Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Established Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Rimming
   • Crowley Cries During Sex (Good Omens)
   • Midwife Crowley (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a nice life, splitting themselves between the bookshop and their new cottage in the South Downs. They enjoy freedom from worry about interference from Heaven and Hell. After thousands and thousands of years of mutual pining, these two idiots have finally made out and learned how to give themselves absolute pleasure. They spend a lot of time connecting carnally. Crowley takes a new effort out for a spin and within a few weeks, they realize that ALL of Crowley's female-presenting reproductive anatomy is actually in place, leading to two positive lines on a pregnancy test. Lots of sex, lots of domestic fluff, and a bunch of pregnancy shenanigans ensue.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Ineffable Parents Timeline
   • Part 2 of Ineffable Baby

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   412,964

   Chapters:

   57/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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