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“Last time on Total Drama Despair Island, the contestants had to fling themselves into targets to score points,” Starkweather explains the recap. “A freak lightning storm ends up killing Lucy. Oh well, not my problem.”
“Ultimately, Jim quit the competition to spare Cindy’s life.”
“Anyways, yada yada! Total Drama…Despair Island!” Starkweather announced.
It was the night after Jim’s elimination. Dopey Doves and Running Roosters sat at the campfire, roasting marshmallows and hot dogs.
“It’s a good thing Teruteru permitted us to cook our dinner at the campfire.” Cash said.
“Yeah,” Cosmi smiled. “Dinner is going to be great!”
“Yeah…” Cindy said quietly. She’s still bummed out and scarred about what happened yesterday.
Just then, Starkweather appeared out of nowhere.
“Good evening, guys.” Starkweather waved. “How is dinner cooking for you guys?”
“Go away.” Cash growled.
“So Candy. Do you want to meet me after dinner? I can show you a few moves there.” Starkweather winked.
“Huh?” Tuff questioned.
“I think he’s trying to seduce her,” Robina explained.
“I don’t know what that means.” Tuff shrugged.
“It’s best to not let him find out,” Steve told her.
“What?” Candy asked.
“Come on, Candy. Come over to my trailer. I can fuck you all night long.” Starkweather laughed.
“Um…” Candy was becoming uncomfortable.
“Please? Let me fuck your pussy.” Starkweather said.
“What is-”
“Shut up!” Steve shouted. “Leave her alone!”
“How about you shut up, Steve!” Starkweather yelled. “Let me convince her to have sex with me!”
“No!” Steve growled. “She is not going to fuck you!”
“Make me,” Starkweather growled.
“I’m leaving,” Tiff said. “Let’s go, Tuff.”
Tiff and Tuff got up and left for the Mess Hall so Teruteru could cook them a proper dinner without making them uncomfortable.
“Look at what you did,” Starkweather yelled. “Get out!”
“No, you ruined everything you do!” Steve shouted angrily. “I hate you so fucking much!”
“Guys, stop!” Candy shouted. “Leave me alone!”
Candy got up and went over to the Mess Hall as well.
“Thanks, Starkweather, you ruined the mood,” Wyatt said.
“Nah, blame Steve!” Starkweather shouted. “He started it.”
Starkweather left the campfire, going back to his trailer.
“I don’t know what happened, but this ruined the mood…” Nikolai said. “Anyways, want to tell about scary stories?”
“Scary stories?” Mint Choco Cookie questioned him. “This death game is real and reality and you want to tell a scary story?!”
“Better than cooking in silence.” Nikolai shrugged.
“I prefer to cook in silence,” Steve growled.
“Nah, let him tell him a scary story. It fits the mood.” Dahlia smirked.
“You guys do that, I’m heading off to bed.” Steve yawned. “Goodnight.”
Steve left the group to go to the men’s side of the Dopey Doves’ cabin. Then, he laid down on his bed and grabbed the covers so he could wrap them around. Before falling asleep, he ends up remembering something.
Starkweather was the person who blamed him for his career being ruined while Steve became more famous.
Steve woke up and got out of bed, yawning as he went over to take a shower since he needed one. Once he was finished, Steve went outside to grab the Vice City newspaper and read it while he sipped his daily coffee.
The headline read:
Hollywood Exile and Good Riddance!
Lionel Starkweather’s career has been finished. After another box-dry performance, thanks to another hit movie from Steve Scott, Starkweather’s contracts with the movie studio ended and nobody likes him anymore. Starkweather’s last movie, How to Chew with the Aliens, was a failure, only earning $100,000 at the box office.
There were also rumors from the actors that Starkweather was abusive towards them. One girl from the writing team recalled that he gave strict deadlines to finish the script, leaving them no time to rest, take breaks, or leave the studio. As a result, she stayed up for an entire week trying to complete the script. Another actor recalls getting punched by Starkweather after they ended up messing up the lines during the filming of the movie. Even the janitor is disgusted when he catches Starkweather having an affair with one of the actors.
Lionel Starkweather has 30 days to leave the movie studio and his ongoing filming will be taken over by another film director.
Steve Scott, on the other hand, continues to be a successful movie director, both pornography-wise and non-pornography-wise. Scott is currently making his next movie starring Candy Suxxx (Candice Shand), who decided to come back to the movie industry after a hiatus.
In other news…
“Amazing….!” Steve smiled. “Well, it’s time to go to the film studio.”
After that headline, he hasn’t heard about Starkweather since then. It’s like…he disappeared from the side of Earth. Then a month passed…then two months…and then three months…
Just then, six months passed and there was a rumor that Starkweather was making snuff films. Steve ignored it because he thought that it was a joke and not a real rumor.
Then, a surprise came to him after a full year had passed.
One normal day, Steve came to grab the mail and discovered a VCR tape saying “Watch Me”. Curious, he goes to his room and puts in the tape. It started with one of his film actors, Terry, who was trapped in a chair. Ramirez pulls out a chainsaw and kills Terry by cutting off his head with the chainsaw.
Steve gasped in fear as he just witnessed the death of an actor he knew. He watched the next one, which featured Sally, a writer of his previous movie, getting cooked alive. Then, he became disgusted when Starkweather ate her. Then, he watched the final scene which featured Phineas getting crushed and run over by a school bus driven by Ramirez.
That was the final straw as Steve rushed over to the bathroom to throw up.
Before the scene ends, Starkweather comes up to the camera and look at it angrily.
“Steve Scott, you’re dead to me…I will hunt you down and get you tortured before killing you.”
Since then, Steve had become Starkweather’s number 1 enemy. He sends death threats to him. For example, he said that he would cut his dick off and sell it to the black market so people would eat it.
He doesn’t know what to do…
Steve growled as he finally had enough of his shit. He needs to end this madness.
Then, an idea came to him.
Getting out of bed, Steve snuck up to the medical tent to find something that could help kill Starkweather. Eventually, he found a cabin containing poison. He took the first bottle of poison he could grab, without noticing that there were cures hidden in the secret side.
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(Confessional: Steve)
“I have enough of him! If I see him even touch Candy, I’m going to fucking scream!”
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The next scene moves over to the Mess Hall where Tiff, Tuff, and Candy are eating dinner by themselves.
“So…what do you think the next challenge will be?” Candy asked the two.
“I don’t know…maybe a cooking challenge?” Tuff replied. “It would be nice to have one though. I’m tired of these challenges after Lucy’s death.”
“Yeah, I have to agree with you on that one. The chance of surviving a lightning strike is low.” Candy agreed. “So no wonder why she died from it.”
“Now I’m afraid of lightning…” Tiff said in fear.
Just then, it started to rain outside, diminishing the fire and ruining the fun for everyone.
“Aww…” Cosmi said.
“Well, at least we can still eat at the Mess Hall….” Caitlin shrugged.
“We need to get inside, now.” Mint Choco Cookie told them.
“But why?” Cindy asked as the group walked.
“Cookies don’t like to get wet. It makes us soggy.” Cocoa Cookie said.
‘I guess that’s fair,” Dahlia shrugged.
The group went into the Mess Hall and managed to grab their dinner and begin eating it without Steve.
Soon, dinner was over, and everyone went their separate ways—except for Mint Choco Cookie and Cocoa Cookie, who sat on the pouch without getting wet.
“So…good night.” Mint Choco Cookie blushed.
“Good night, my love. We will continue to make it out alive in this.” Cocoa Cookie smiled.
Soon, Mint Choco Cookie and Cocoa Cookie shared a beautiful kiss.
A few days pass after the challenge and Jim’s death. It didn’t rain yesterday, but it’s now raining again. But a helicopter was heard amidst that.
“Huh? What is that?” Tiff asked.
Tiff got out of bed and went outside to see the helicopter dropping off a lot of food and the interns carrying it to the kitchen.
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(Confessional: Tiff)
“Looks like we are going to do a cooking challenge after all…”
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Dopey Doves and Running Roosters headed over to the Mess Hall, where the interns were finishing up carrying the food.
“So much food!” Tuff said. “WIshed Chowder was here…”
“Don’t worry; today’s breakfast is waffles,” Teruteru said to the teams.
“Waffles? Sweet, dudes!” Jude exclaimed as he grabbed a tray with a plate of waffles.
Soon, everyone was eating their breakfast, except for Steve. He wasn’t hungry at all and kept thinking about how he could attempt to kill Starkweather.
Speaking of him, Starkweather and Ramirez walk in.
“Good morning, campers!” Starkweather announced. “Now I see you are wondering why there are so many ingredients in the kitchen now.”
“It is a cooking challenge?! Please tell me because I don’t want to see a death during the middle of the challenge again!” Tuff begged.
“Well, good job Tuff! You earn a cookie!” Starkweather said, giving him a cookie. “Today, your challenge is to cook a meal for me to eat. My lovely interns will open the crates and you can take whatever the hell you want from in them. I’d suggest doing a theme, but you don’t have to as is it optional. I will be judging them on a score from 1 to 10. 1 is that the dish sucked ass to 10 where the food is super delicious. The first team to score the highest wins and the last place team will send someone to their death.”
“Cooking doesn’t sound like a bad idea…” Cindy said sadly.
“Now select a head leader to make sure they lead you to a possible victory,” Starkweather said.
“I’ll volunteer!” Dahlia exclaimed.
“What? After what happened last challenge? Um, no!” Cosmi shouted.
“We need someone who has the best cooking knowledge,” Wyatt informed.
“I guess I can go do it,” Cindy said. “I have majority knowledge of cooking thanks to working as a waitress.”
“Dudette, are you sure about this?” Jude asked her.
“Yeah. It’s better than bitch leading us.” Cindy growled.
“Whoa…” Wyatt gasped. “I have never seen you curse before.”
“I rarely cuss…” Cindy stated.
“If only Chowder was here, he’d be leading us.” Steve sighed.
“Don’t worry, we will win this without him!” Caitlin exclaimed. “I can be the team leader for the challenge.”
“You all have four hours to prepare me a dish and set up your tables,” Starkweather informed. “Starting…now!”
The teams scrambled for the crates.
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(Confessional: Steve)
“Perfect challenge for my plan. All I have to do is add my special ingredient into my dish and boom, a perfect win!.”
He’s saying this so that the camera won’t know that he is going to poison Starkweather.
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Running Roosters looked at the crates and then at each other.
“Alright, everyone! We’re doing seafood.” Cindy said. “Anyone know anything about cooking seafood?”
“Well, yes. But what kind of seafood? I could cook different types of seafood.” Jude asked.
“It doesn’t matter as long as it doesn’t take too long to cook,” Cindy replied. “What kind of fish did you cook before?”
“Swordfish, tuna, catfish, and salmon,” Jude replied. “I learned it after eating at a place called Super Terrific Happy Sushi. I then learned the different types by looking up the recipes online.”
“I think sushi is the hardest to cook,” Wyatt said. “Swordfish isn’t too bad though.”
“Okay, we can cook swordfish.” Cindy sighed.
“Do we have frozen fish?” Wyatt called out.
“Yes! The only way to keep it fresh until it’s ready to be cooked!” Teruteru called back.
“Don’t worry. Tawing and preparing only take about two and a half hours, and then you sear it,” Jude said.
“You need a partner?” Cindy asked him.
“Well, Wyatt can do the sauce and stuff while the fish is defrosting.” Jude smiled.
“Amazing, thanks Jude. You and Wyatt go work on that.” Cindy smiled back, giving a thumbs up.
Jude nodded and he and Wyatt left.
“Okay, people. We should have a side dish, an appetizer, and a dessert,” Cindy continued.
“What kind of dessert should we cook?” Mint Choco Cookie interrupted.
“Almond cake,” Cindy replied. “It would balance out the dishes we have set.”
“I can do the almond cake,” Nikolai said.
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(Confessional: Nikolai)
“I watched a cooking show once that featured almond cake. I think it was Cake Wars and the episode involves making a cake based on The Simpsons..”
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“Does anyone have any ideas for themes?” Caitlin asked her team. What can you all cook?”
“Well, back in Vice City, whenever I celebrate the 4th of July, I learned to cook some really good burgers.” Candy suggested.
“Heck yeah!” SpongeBob exclaimed. “Burgers are amazing!”
“Burgers?” Tiff questioned. “Isn’t that a bit causal?”
“I would like to add that I can make delicious sauces and delicious spice mixes to put in it.” Cash argued. “Learned it from my family.”
“Maybe we can do four mini burgers?” Roger Rabbit suggested. “Each with a different sauce?”
“That’s a great idea!” Caitlin said. “I love it! SpongeBob and Candy can cook the burgers while Cash can make the sauce.”
“I can do cheesy fries.” Roger Rabbit suggested. “I ate it once from a fancy restaurant.”
“Perfect,” Caitlin said. “I can help you with that.”
“And I can make homemade ice cream,” Steve replied. My mother taught it to me, and it’s the second dish I enjoy after mashed potatoes.”
“I can help you with that!” Tiff exclaimed, her eyes wide open.
“No, no. I don’t want you to steal the recipe.” Steve shook his head. “It’s best that you can help out with the others.”
“Aww….” Tiff groaned in sadness.
“Don’t worry, Tiff. You can help make the burgers with us.” SpongeBob told her, trying to cheer her up.
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(Confessional: Tiff)
“But I love ice cream. It tastes delicious and it’s an amazing dessert!”
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(Confessional: Steve)
“Sorry, Tiff. I don’t want you to go telling on me and have Starkweather yell at me.”
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“What about me?” Robina asked her team. “What can I do?”
“You gather the ingredients and prepare the food,” Caitlin replied. “Either that or you can work with Cash.”
“Got it,” Robina nodded.
“Well, I guess I’m going back to the cabins…” Pizza Cookie sighed.
“Don’t worry, I will allow her to leave,” Starkweather told the team.
“Oh thank you! Good luck!” Pizza Cookie waved as she left.
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(Confessional: Robina)
“Working with Cash will be pretty fun and relaxing…”
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The scene cuts back to Running Roosters.
“Okay, Mint Choco Cookie and Cocoa Cookie, go check if they have oysters or clams,” Cindy said. “Dahlia, go grab some vetegables. Tuff, you go help Nikolai with the almond cake.”
Mint Choco Cookie was rummaged through the crates,
“Yes! Looks like they got some oysters, clams, lobsters, and crabs.” Cocoa Cookie cheered.
“Do you know how to prepare them?” Cindy asked the two.
“Nope.” Mint Choco Cookie shook his head. “We eat differently than you humans.”
“I have to agree with the cookies.” Cosmi agreed. “I eat differently than you guys.”
“Ugh!’ Dahlia growled. “I wish you can make me leader right now!”
“I don’t think you can cook oysters,” Jude called out. “You just crack them open and make them look good.”
“Sweet. Let’s go.” Cocoa Cookie nodded.
Soon, both teams were now in the kitchen and each had a designated oven, cooler, sink, and other stuff to prepare their food.
“Alright, team! Let’s move it!” Cindy clapped. “We need to win this challenge!”
Wyatt and Jude grabbed two frozen swordfish from the cooler and put it on the kitchen counter.
“Let’s pair the recipe with some vegetables,” Jude told him.
“Great idea, Jude,” Wyatt said.
“Now, we need olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, rosemary, salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes,” Jude explained.
“That sounds a lot,” Wyatt said with a bit of concern.
“Don’t worry. I know this recipe from online.” Jude said.
The next scene changes to Dopey Doves’ kitchen area.
“Let’s see…” SpongeBob said. “Candy, make six little burger patties while Cash and Robina get the spices and flavor mixtures ready.”
“Sounds great.” Candy agreed. She grabbed some frozen beef and started at it. “How am I supposed to mold this brick into burgers?”
“Soak a cloth in hot water, wrap it around the meat, and then apply pressure. It should be thawed out in ten minutes instead of two hours.” SpongeBob told her.
“Got it.” Candy smiled.
“Come on, Caitlin.” Roger Rabbit said. “Your potato-cutting skills are amazing, but you got to go a bit faster.”
“Sorry about this. If I go faster, I will get my hands cut.” Caitlin said, continuing to chop.
Roger Rabbit shrugged and went back to the cheese grater.
“I’m going to make three different ice cream flavors and make it as a sundae. Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.” Steve smiled, talking to himself. He currently has a bottle of poison inside his underwear.
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(Confessional: Steve)
“I need to use a needle type thing to inject my special ingredient into my dish. Or I can use Running Roosters’ dish and use my special ingredient there.”
“But if things go wrong…who should I blame…?”
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Steve got it…he should frame either one of the cookies. He can’t frame Pizza Cookie since she already got punished once.
So it either got to be Mint Choco Cookie or Cocoa Cookie.
The scene moved over to Dahlia and Cosmi.
“How is the vegetables coming?” Cosmi asked her.
“Hell if I fucking know!” Dahlia said in frustration. “I’m just going to cut them, put some olive oil on it, and put it on a pan to fry them up.”
“So grilled veggies, I see…” Cosmi said.
“Yep. Time to get cooking.” Dahlia sighed.
“Alright.” Mint Choco Cookie said, taking the oysters out from the cooler and tossing them on the table. “Let’s crack these open and serve them up.”
“Well, you do that…I’m going to Nikolai to see if he needs help.” Cocoa Cookie blushed.
“Sure.” Mint Choco Cookie blushed back.
Cocoa Cookie approached Nikolai and Tuff, who were busy making the ingredients for the almond cake.
“I saw a recipe of the almond cake once. It was almond cake with cream cheese, ganache, and fresh strawberry filling. For frosting, it will be vanilla buttercream.” Nikolai explained. “It was from Cake Wars.”
“We need a lot of ingredients though for that cake,” Tuff said.
“We are skipping fondant though,” Nikolai said. “Because that would save us time.”
“I can help with the frosting!” Cocoa Cookie exclaimed.
“Perfect, we need all the help we could get,” Tuff said.
The next scene cuts to Dopey Doves’ kitchen.
“Alright, the burgers are ready!” SpongeBob said, taking the tray of four mini burgers and throwing them into the frying pan.
“Awesome, now we wait!” Candy exclaimed, washing her hands in the process.
“Chessy fries are ready to go as well!” Roger Rabbit smirked, sprinkling the cheese over the uncooked fries.
“Ice cream is ready to go!” Steve exclaimed. “Just need to put it in the cooler.”
Roger Rabbit put the fries in the oven. “Now we wait.”
“Starkweather, can we go play soccer?” Tiff asked him.
“Sure!” Starkweather called out. “I don’t care!”
Except for SpongeBob, Steve, Cash, and Robina, everyone went outside to go play a game of soccer.
Steve pulled out the bottle of poison and placed it in the counter before using a needle to grab as much poison as he could. Then, he went over to the Running Roosters’ kitchen to check to see what they were doing.
“Can we take a break?” Nikolai asked the host. “I need to smoke.”
“Sure,” Starkweather said.
Nikolai, Tuff, and Cocoa Cookie went outside to socialize. While everyone else wasn’t looking, Steve injected the poison into the cake batter and stirred it up until it wasn’t visible. Steve then went outside and ran into Cocoa Cookie.
‘Hey, Steve!” Cocoa Cookie waved.
“Hey Cocoa Cookie!” Steve said.
While she wasn’t looking, Steve snuck the bottle of poison into her pocket.
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(Confessional: Steve)
“Sorry Cocoa Cookie, but it has to be done.”
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“Whoa!” Cindy gasped. “What are you doing?”
Cindy ran over to Mint Choco Cookie and saw the plate of beat-up oysters, looking worse without a proper oyster knife.
“I’m sorry for messing up…” Mint Choco Cookie sighed.
“It’s okay. You were supposed to put the oysters back on ice.” Cindy said. “Otherwise, it’s all going to be warm and nasty.”
“It’s okay. I’ll put it back on ice.” Mint Choco Cookie said, grabbing the plate of oysters and placing the plate down in the cooler.
Soon, everything was finished from Dopey Doves’ side.
“Mmm!” SpongeBob said, smelling the food. “The food is delicious and ready to go!”
“Woo!” Steve exclaimed. “We are ready to go!”
“Times up!” Starkweather called out. “Time to bring out the food!”
Mint Choco Cookie groaned as he grabbed the oysters from the cooler. He walked over and placed it on the table along with the rest of the team placing their food. Dopey Doves’ followed it with their dishes.
“First up, Dopey Doves!” Ramirez shouted.
Starkweather grabbed the plate of cheese-covered fries. He grabbed some fries and popped it into his mouth.
“Hmmm…these aren’t too bad!” Starkweather exclaimed. “I’ll give it a 7!”
He then went over to grab the mini burgers.
“One is regular, one is horseradish, one is spicy, and one has honey BBQ.” Cash said.
“Looks pretty good.” Starkweather complimented.
Starkweather ate the entire mini burger. He grinned.
“So?” SpongeBob gasped.
“It’s delicious! Amazing, wonderful, great!” Starkweather exclaimed. “I’ll give it 10 points!”
And then finally, he grabbed a plate of ice cream sundae and took three bites of it from each flavor.
“And the ice cream?” Steve asked him.
“Ice cream tastes good,” Starkweather said. “Not bad. I’ll give it 9 points.”
“Woo!” Steve cheered.
“With that, the final total of points is 26 for Dopey Doves,” Starkweather said. “Now it’s time for Running Roosters’ dishes to be tasted.”
Starkweather grabbed the plate of oysters and took one. Then, he drank it from the shell and cringed.
“Ugh, that was warm. You took them off the ice too early. Besides, oysters don’t require much effort and I almost cut my lip. 3 points.” Starkweather said.
“Well, fuck.” Mint Choco Cookie sighed.
“For your next course, you have a grilled swordfish with vegetables,” Jude said. “It’s delicious.”
“Smells delightful,” Starkweather said, before grabbing the plate of swordfish and taking a bite. “Wow, this is good. Oh yeah, I’ll give it 10 points.”
“Woo!” Jude cheered.
“All that's left is the dessert from the team,” Starkweather said, grabbing the slice of almond cake, which was poisoned thanks to Steve. He took a huge bite of it and chew it.
“So?” Nikolai asked.
“Well, this is good. 8 points.” Starkweather said. “Well, we all know who won the challenge-”
Suddenly, he felt sick to his stomach and threw up heavily.
“Ugh…I don’t…feel…”
And then he passed out.
“Oh shit!” Ramirez called out, grabbing him. “Alright, blah blah, Dopey Doves won the challenge. They get the fancy dinner and immunity. But meet me tonight because…someone is going to pay.”
Then he left with Starkweather, who was unconscious.
“What just happened….?” Nikolai questioned.
“I don’t know, but we did win the challenge despite this moment,” Candy said. “But bad timing, I guess.”
“We lost…” Dahlia said. “I knew you guys should have picked me as the leader!”
“Well, things would go wrong regardless!” Cindy defended.
“Yeah, I don’t have experience with shucking oysters.” Mint Choco Cookie sighed.
“At this point, we should eliminate Cosmi,” Dahlia said. “Because he’s the weakest teammate.”
“Hey!” Cosmi shouted.
Running Roosters left the kitchen and went back to their cabins.
“Do you think…someone poisoned him?” Cindy asked the team. “I noticed the symptoms right away when he doesn’t feel so well.”
“I don’t know. It wasn’t one of us…” Tiff said. “Why would someone kill him?”
“To answer that question, I would never kill someone alive.” Cindy shook her head. “See you guys tonight…”
Cindy finally left.
“So…” Steve said. “Who did it?”
“Not me,” Tiff said, shaking her head.
“I didn’t do it either,” Steve agreed.
“Well, either way, someone is going to get executed…” Tiff said. “And I don’t wanna see more deaths.”
Dopey Doves looked at each other in concern before leaving.
The scene cuts to nighttime, where both teams are gathered up.
“Welcome to the campfire ceremony,” Ramirez said. “Before I begin, Starkweather is currently recovering at the medical tent. He’ll be fine in a few days.”
“Well, good thing he survived.” Dahlia smiled.
“Now it’s come to my attention that someone has attempted to kill Starkweather,” Ramirez explained. “Here’s what’s going to happen - you’re all going to empty your pockets and whoever has something suspicious will be punished.”
“And what if we don’t have anything?” Mint Choco Cookie asked.
“Then as punishment, both teams are losing a person tonight,” Ramirez said. “Hey, you got to pay the price if nobody wants to speak up or own up to their own mistakes. Now empty your pockets. Now.”
The camera followed the campers and checked their pockets. One by one, either they have nothing or nothing suspicious.
Until…
…Cocoa Cookie pulled out a bottle of poison from her pocket.
“Huh?!” Cocoa Cookie said in confusion. “What is this?”
“Cocoa Cookie, you poisoned him?!” Cash gasped.
“I can’t believe this!” Steve said, playing it out. “Why would you do that?”
“Well, well, well….Cocoa Cookie! What the fuck is your problem?! Killing Starkweather is got to be the coldest thing I have seen!” Ramirez said. “As fucking punishment for attempting murder on him, you are officially disqualified from the competition and will be killed!”
Everyone gasped except for Dahlia and Nikolai.
“But…but I didn’t do it…” Cocoa Cookie said. “This has to be a mistake!”
“Yeah!” Mint Choco Cookie said, defending her. “She’s innocent!”
“Sorry, but she broke the rules of the competition, Mint Choco Cookie,” Ramirez said towards him. “She has to be killed asap.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Mint Choco Cookie screamed. “I’m going to be losing my only love! I-I can’t do this!”
“Please survive!” Cocoa Cookie screamed as well. “I love you!”
Ramirez grabbed Cocoa Cookie and dragged her towards the big oven. She gasped and cried as she began getting stuffed into the oven, which was on and burning. There, she screamed in pain as she was getting burned to death.
“No! Nononononononononono!” Mint Choco Cookie shouted.
“MINT CHOCO COOKIE! I LOVE YOU! DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME!” Cocoa Cookie screamed her final words.
Soon, Cocoa Cookie was burned up to a black crisp, completely burned and unrecognized. Mint Choco Cookie was crying uncontrollably on the ground.
Nobody except for Ramirez could figure out how to calm him down.
“Mint Choco Cookie…I-” Wyatt started to say.
“DON’T TOUCH ME!” Mint Choco Cookie screamed as he glared angrily at everyone. “ONE OF YOU FUCKING FRAMED HER TO GET HER KILLED.”
“Calm down, we didn’t-” Tiff started to say as well.
“FUCK ALL OF YOU! WHOEVER FRAMED HER FOR THIS, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU PERSONALLY MYSELF! I HATE ALL OF YOU! I HATE ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!”
Mint Choco Cookie ran away, screaming and crying.
Dopey Doves and Running Roosters looked at each other before looking at the oven.
Steve was glad it was Cocoa Cookie who was murdered and not him.
Because he would too be burned.
Little does he know…this may or may not come back to bite him in the ass…
Due to Cocoa Cookie’s elimination, voting confessionals are not available.
Dopey Doves: SpongeBob, Candy, Tiff, Pizza Cookie, Robina, Cash, Roger Rabbit, Caitlin, and Steve
Running Roosters: Cosmi, Jude, Mint Choco Cookie, Tuff, Dahlia, Nikolai, Wyatt, and Cindy
Executed: Jody (28th), Chowder (27th) (accident), Catalina (26th), Tony (25th) (sacrificed), Darwin (24th), Toko (23rd), Komaru (22nd) (suicide), Natalya (21st), Lucy (20th) (accident), Jim (19th) (quit), Cocoa Cookie (18th) (disqualified)
Injury Counts:
Tiff: Broken right leg (Episode 3)
Candy: Black eye and bruises on face (Episode 3)
Chowder: Swollen throat (Episode 3; Resulted in death)
Tony: Severe injuries (Episode 4; Resulted in death)
Wyatt: Burns (Episode 5)
Darwin: Mauled by a bear (Episode 5)
Steve: Stingray injury (Episode 6)
Natalya: Allergic reaction (Episode 6)
Jude: Burns (Episode 5), Food poisoning/allergic reaction (Episode 6)
Komaru: Suffocation (Resulted in death) (Episode 7)
Pizza Cookie: Arm cut off (Episode 8)
Cindy: Cuts on her arm (Episode 6), Sickness (Episode 7), Sprained Ankle (Episode 8)
Jim: Concussion (Episode 8)