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Peta needs a vacation @Hedgefrog27

Yo some random guy is beating the crap out of the joker in the middle of the street

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Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates

Joker is getting beaten up in Gotham Mall. Bro is not winning.

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Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates

Update: BRUCE WAYNE?!?

 

Nora @clownkicker3000

you're joking

 

Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates

I think I'm having a visual hallucination tbh

Libbylove @lvBananana

OMG BRUCIE GET HIS ASS??

[The camera shows a wide angle view of a public square. To the left, just off camera is a large ornate water fountain. The backdrop is a row of fancy storefronts, but it’s out of focus, as a few dozen people stand surrounding the focus of the camera, forming a circle. Some have phones out, and most are loudly cheering. 

In the centre, the camera focuses on a guy in a suit beating up a clown.

The camera zooms, throwing Bruce Wayne’s features into focus as he performs a picture-perfect judo throw on the Joker, slamming him into the ground. He steps back, as if satisfied, only to begin to kick the clown again while he’s down, repeatedly.

The camera shakes with the force of the operator’s cheering.]

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Korra my love @Lastchairbender

Is this really the same guy who refused to get bodyguards bc they didn't go with his tie

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Welcome to the gregniverse @gregmail

Pretty sure there's another reason he didn't need those bodyguards

Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates

Brucie Wayne is beating up the Joker in Gotham Mall. There’s an ambulance involved and it’s not for him.

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Panda @Pxuniow

Best day of his life

 

Sunny is living her best life @Sabretoothsloth

He’s living the dream of every Gothamite rn

Daisy Grace @daisymoon

Why Bruce Wayne is the only billionaire ever, a thread:

[1/32]

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Kathyrinaaaaa @Its_katy

Im pretty sure Wayne slept with an entire Russian ballerina troupe a few years ago

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Step on me plz Ivy @Berdsofpray

No way he did not

 

Kathyrinaaaaa @Its_katy

Bro google it, they did like an entire newspaper spread on it

august @ batfan031

The best part of this was when Brucie said "IT’S BRUCIN’ TIME" and brucied all over that guy

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Libbylove @lvBananana

it's Brucin’ time im dying

not steve lol @ steve_on_earth

If I got beaten up by Bruce Wayne I'd go straight back to Arkham, he's never getting his street cred back

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Panda @Pxuniow

Joker's gonna get bullied so hard in the arkham cafeteria lmao

Mystical Melody Art @Mysticalmelodyart

He obliterated the joker so hard they're drawing fanart of him on tumblr lol

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The superior Joe @Joeberaj

 I'd like to see lex luthor deck braniac now please

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Nina  @Xinigo_montoyax

 I wanna see Oliver Queen punch Count Vertigo

Mia SAW ROBIN  @spookymia

ha our local billionaire is better than your local billionaire, metropolis could never

Elaina is here @Dior_baby

LMAO HE’S ON THE NEWS

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Bonnny @Bonbonarella

WHAT

kik @Polkageist

"Ive never been a hateful man" bro just lied with his full brussy out man I respect it

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Keith :3 @Lethalhorizon

Didn’t this guy grievously injure himself playing badminton recently

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Alan @Negative_nine

Red Hood could never

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Thalia :D @Robininsms

He totally could

 

Sunny is living her best life @Sabretoothsloth

Get ur filthy tweets away from my baby

The only gamer ever @JoeGames

Tf u mean u were left unsupervised

Mf u are the supervisor you have like ten kids @BruceWayne

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Step on me plz Ivy @Berdsofpray

Richie Grayson has the the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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meirin @galofgotham

‘In my defence I was left unsupervised,’ - Bruce wayne, a grown-ass man

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Christyn Taylor @ChrisTaylor

Lex Luthor could never.

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Bonnny @Bonbonarella

Superman says he’s trying :( one day maybe

 

Christyn Taylor @ChrisTaylor

Absolutely not, check out the Daily Planet’s articles on him, Top 20 Times Lex Luthor Was A Little Bitch (by Clark Kent) is a great read

Max @techronto_max

When we eventually rise up to eat the rich, I’d hesitate for him.

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Nora @clownkicker3000

After physically assaulting the joker, brucie returns to verbally assault him not even three hours later. 

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Nora @clownkicker3000

God I love this man

Matteo (invincible era) @param0r0n

Brucie really beat up the joker and went to bed lmaooo #onlyingotham

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Kira <3 @akirazura

Brucie enjoying a margerita rn

kik @Polkageist

i'm crying he's really verbally eviscerating that man on live tv

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kik @Polkageist

Literally hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby type shit

Lise @Aphrodiction32

Bruce Wayne the kind of guy to stare at the joker menacingly from across the street then disappear when a bus drives by

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AARON @NebulaNobody

Imagine trying to kidnap some four year old and instead you get your ass beat by Gotham's resident himbo

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Kira <3 @akirazura

Turns out that guy who had a threesome in a chocolate fountain has more moves than we thought 

Tommy is broke @Ponzischemer

Bruce you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

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Andy @Andry1997

I fear that if left unchecked, brucie may start beating up gotham rogues every forty eight hours. 

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Kacia |VIOLENCE @scarecrowvaporizer 

There’s already a change dot org petition for him to beat up scarecrow next lmao

Neph @catarangs

Move over Batman. We have Brucie wayne now, who is arguably a better version of u

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Mocha on PC @_mochelly_ 

How are they even similar

 

Neph @catarangs 

A metric shitton of kids, lots of money, peak meme potential

 

Mocha on PC @_mochelly_ 

Then how is brucie better?

 

Neph @catarangs

Batman became emo and Brucie became iconic

 

Mocha on PC @_mochelly_ 

So they both decided to Slay but Brucie took it figuratively while Batman took it (sorta) literally?

 

Neph @catarangs

Exactly.

Sean | New single out now! @SeanTheJazzman

That guy once pantsed Lex Luthor at a gala, not rlly surprised he’s going viral for some other unhinged shit 

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REGINA @gorgonglamorous 

OP when did this happen???

 

Sean | New single out now! @SeanTheJazzman

A few years back I think, the Daily Planet did a hilarious article on it

Ashley Patel @Ashpatel

*Watches the local bajillionaire beat up a clown*

Me: Look at him. My scrunkly. I would die for him

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Raito @RAI09

You know it's gone global when the yaoi artists you follow are tweeting abt it in japaese

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Vlad (sun cult priestess) @noodlespagoodle 

Just saw a furry pfp talking abt it, its breached containment

 

Raito @RAI09

sorry to break it to you but gotham is literally the mecca for goths and furries just look at the local hero lmao

yes, That nyx @nyxisglowinx

I wish oliver queen was as iconic as bruce wayne

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JCZ761 (bob) @JCZ761 

Maybe you should move to gotham then

 

yes, That nyx @nyxisglowinx

No its a shithole

 

JCZ761 (bob) @JCZ761 

Hey that’s offensive, it’s our shithole

Taytay @couchpotayto

BRO IM IN THE GOTHAM GENERAL HOSPITAL RN AND GUESS WHO THEY JUST WHEELED IN

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Taytay @couchpotayto

He has like a whole guard but do you think they’ll turn a blind eye if I stab him a little

 

Charlie | Link in bio!! @Yeltsa_Kcir

NO WAY

 

Nora @clownkicker3000

Who else is down for a little bit of lighthearted murder

Jojo @AdmiralCrackbar

This year's bingo card did not have gotham’s resident himbo billionaire beating up a rogue but I am so here for it

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Makima best girl @Knaifuwaifu

Alright Joker’s confirmed in the Gotham ICU rn, so it’s BYOB lads (bring your own blades)

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Peta needs a vacation @Hedgefrog27

I have a gun.

 

Korra my love @Lastchairbender

Excellent news

 

Thalia :D @Robininsms

Do you happen to have a spare

McKenna @SJWowo

But what if the joker dies?? Like he’s in the ICU, then what. Laughing at someones death is not cool guys

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Meme master @jugemu_jugemu

L + ratio + GOOD RIDDANCE

 

Simpson @taxMcdodger

Literally nobody cares

 

Liz | Final Girl @SHARKNADOOO

Sorry to break it to you but if he dies today will be a national holiday

Markus @markistired

What do y’all think brucie’s doing right now

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Bev!!! @theGothamZone

Reaching inner peace

 

Markus @markistired

Idk im leaning into tax fraud personally

 

Clouddd @occulodumbass

???

 

Markus @markistired

Bro everyone knows he funds Batman, it’s like gotham lore. 

 

Clouddd @occulodumbass

Really? I thought they were like, idk, dating or some shit

 

Markus @markistired

@occulodumbass I think you’re onto something huge

Robin @RobinDBanks

If Brucie Wayne can beat up the joker, then I probably could too tbh

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Nora @clownkicker3000

It’s not a could, i’m straight up GOING TO

 

Robin @RobinDBanks

Update: he’s (unfortunately) already been moved to arkham D:

Daisy Grace @daisymoon

Guys unfortunately I think the joker’s gonna live

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Bev!!! @theGothamZone

Dang

 

Nora @clownkicker3000

Can’t have shit in gotham

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Wayne Enterprises @WayneEnterprisesOfficial

Wayne Enterprises has become aware of serious allegations suggesting that our CEO, Bruce Wayne had an altercation with the Joker yesterday afternoon, resulting in serious physical injury to the other party. As of right now, we cannot confirm the identity of the perpetrator, and given the prevalence of hearsay arguments and speculative evidence circulating, WE will be contacting an independent third party to conduct a thorough investigation.

Thank you for your consideration.

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BRUCIE xxx @BruceWayneOfficial

No that was me I definitly just beat htat guy up

 

kik @Polkageist

AND IN COMES BRUCIE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

 

Illian @DogShtDotNet

Case closed I guess

WHOA MAMA @Ferretical

Joker: Im about to ruin this random kid’s life

Bruce: Hold my pina colada

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Sal of steel @BatmansLeftTiddie

It’s important to lead your life in such a way that when you’re beaten up by the town himbo on a Gotham city street the internet at large doesn’t react like to Ewoks watching the second Death Star explode

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Thalia :D @Robininsms

Joker *exists*

Brucie: we live in a society

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Moustache man @mombojombo

How does it feel to be the funniest person on earth?

Step on me plz Ivy @Berdsofpray

Fav Brucie moment: when he went onto Hot Ones and was dared to pretend to be Batman as a joke, so this mf DROWNS the largest wing in the hottest sauce they offered, eats it with the flattest face possible, looked directly at the camera with a straight face and said ‘crime never sleeps’ before melting into the shadows

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Elaina is here @Dior_baby

You’re forgetting the bit where they found him backstage literally sobbing from the spice lmao

 

Knight of Valor @SirGoodleSnoof

Anything for the bit 

 

Elaina is here @Dior_baby

We respect that

Toby @testostoblerone

Most of my problems are abstract or systematic, at least Brucie gets to beat up a couple of his

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Carter @clowwncard

Hear me out,,, the Joker

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Just Lurkin’ @ANONYEMONE

Oh man this guy is so unemployed

 

Nora @clownkicker3000

He is. Nathan Hudson Carlisle, Age 26, NEET, 4/15 Dunworth St, The Bowery, Gotham

 

Carter @clowwncard

TF BRO 

Hannahbanana @HannaHighPants

Guys literally idk how many times i have to say this but??? You have to stop stanning the Joker he’s literally so problematic, I found this article from fifteen years ago and he said all kinds of awful stuff??? And never apologised??? Literally if you support him you’re a terrible person no exception

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help @Trashtronaught

Oh no!!! not an article from fifteen years ago!!! Guess it’s all over for him now

 

Maeve @McCarthyOnTop

Girl hate to break it to u but the guy’s KDR is like 10k ppl. Go touch grass and you’ll probably spot Joker committing a crime against humanity of some sort while ur out there

Dosei @YurassicFrog

How is he pushing fifty but still has the survival instincts of a drunk college student on a post-finals binge i need to Know

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BRUCIE xxx @BruceWayneOfficial

Guys look at this lmao

[The image shows a series of angry texts from a contact labelled ‘Party Pooper Drpartment Head’ . The texts are berating him for beating up someone in public, not telling the PR department about it, ditching the meeting about it, then making everything a million times worse on social media. Bruce has responded exactly once, with a ‘¯\_(ツ)_/¯’ kaomoji. The contact, presumably the WE PR department head, has responded with ‘ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)’ and a gif of someone getting violently strangled.]

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Illian @DogShtDotNet

Hello Bruce this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

 

BRUCIE xxx @BruceWayneOfficial

Okay :D

 

AJ @AverageJams5k

BRUCIE?

 

Lian @7thDeadlySinbiote

@DogShtDotNet you’re doing a service to humanity rn

Korra my love @Lastchairbender

Explaining all this to my work colleagues has been the highlight of my day

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Tommy is broke @Ponzischemer

Guess we know which house is getting joker gassed next

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Xinyi @MajorGeneralXin

Bruce: Life is short, so let’s make it shorter

 

Jafari @SJafari65

This is unpleasant I dislike this

 

Charlemagne @Maj_Gen_Charles

This is nice I like this

 

Tommy is broke @Ponzischemer

I think you two should try killing each other

 

Wuji @UrMomIsABadGamer

It comforts me that people can always be trusted to come together and be stupid in groups

Alina @DivineAlina6000

Couldn’t he have just gone straight for a killshot rather than a concussion

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BRUCIE xxx @BruceWayneOfficial

Murder is bad

 

Alina @DivineAlina6000

OMG HI MR WAYNE

 

Sal of steel @BatmansLeftTiddie

Mr wayne pls just finish him off next time it’s for the betterment of humanity i promise

MJ @vaposaurus69

als ich das zum ersten mal horte, dachte ich, ich hatte versehentlich das shinzo abe pack 1000 grad heißes messer nirvana haze gras eingenommen, aber nein. es ist der Joker der ins pflegeheim muss.

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AJ @AverageJams5k

‘shinzo abe pack 1000’ once again shotgun blasting a hole in the language barrier

 

Rus (She/her) @RuselkieW2

Oh my fucking god

 

help @Trashtronaught

none of those words are in the bible

Daisy Grace @daisymoon

Going to Gotham soon! Any survival tips?

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JCZ761 (bob) @JCZ761 

Tip 1. Dont go to gotham

 

Daisy Grace @daisymoon

Thanks, any other, more useful tips?

 

Call me BatDaddy @Vengeanceman

Tip 2. Reconsider life choices

 

Daisy Grace @daisymoon

You’re all useless

BRUCIE xxx @BruceWayneOfficial

My lawyer adivsed I should, and I quote ‘keep posting this shit’ so I will. PR clearly has no idea what theyre talking about so yeah. 

Anyway I made a disstrack 

[badjokes.mp3]

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Francis Francis Francis the 3rd @FrancisX3

Instantly added to my playlist

 

Sean | New single out now! @SeanTheJazzman

‘And now that I know its rappin' time

I pick some words and I make them rhyme’

I love this man

 

Jojo @AdmiralCrackbar

Oh my god

 

REGINA @gorgonglamorous 

@DogShtDotNet you’ve performed a service to humanity

 

Charlie | Lover of Queens @RaRaCharlesputin

If bruce wayne was a woman I would carry his children like a loyal seahorse

Bones @Bonerotted15

@DogShtDotNet As Brucie’s new lawyer, what do you have to say for yourself

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Illian @DogShtDotNet

I believe thinking before posting is a sign of weakness

Makima best girl @Knaifuwaifu

He said that murder is wrong, but didn’t hesitate to drop that disstrack. Hypocrite

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Morphe @bat_hyperfixeration

‘Murder is bad’ Proceeds to verbally murder the joker  

Kit | STREAM BADJOKES @KentuckyFriedRice

STREAM BADJOKES!!! LET’S GET 1M STREAMS!!!

Matoko @Kurushiznagi

‘certified pyschopath, uncertified clown’ Instantly obliterated

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KIWI SAW THE BATS @KiwiAppleFruit

There were zero survivors

Scrungus @DANKMEMER

Im at a true :.|:; for words.

Matoko @Kurushiznagi

die

Actus @Xcarnation

This is the way the world ends (for the joker). Not with a bang, but with a banger.

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Kathyrinaaaaa @Its_katy

Sooo. Has anyone else noticed that he looked way too comfortable beating up the Joker in that video? I’ve done martial arts for years, and thos strikes were practiced, AND they were placed to both disable and cause the most pain. I think the conspiracy girlies need to pull out the ‘bruce wayne is batman’ red string boards again

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Markus @markistired

It’s bc they’re dating

 

august @ batfan031

Not this AGAIN

 

Vlad (sun cult priestess) @noodlespagoodle 

MOM THE BRUCE-WAYNE-IS-BATMAN TRUTHERS ARE BACK AGAIN

 

august @ batfan031

In the r/JLWATCHERS community, attempting to guess the civillian IDs of heroes is accepted, however a cardinal rule is that NOBODY is gonna believe BRUCE WAYNE is batman. Seriously, you’re all trolls. Go touch grass

 

ANYA DESERVED BETTER @HibiscusHopes

Yeah bc BW got a batman decal on the side of his lamborghini and tried stopping crime, but ended up breaking his wrist bc he accidentally punched a wall. Sure. That’s batman.

Jace @GildedLinings

Batman is built different, and so is Bruce. But when i say different, Batman is built like a revenant immortal cryptid, whereas Bruce’s bones have the structural integrity of uncooked pasta. Dude does high-intensity yoga and ends up in a full-body cast every other month. Yeah sure, they’re built different.

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The only gamer ever @JoeGames

Bruce Wayne is too short to be Batman send tweet

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meirin @galofgotham

But what about my superbat old man yaoi height difference?

 

The only gamer ever @JoeGames

kys

 

Matteo (invincible era) @param0r0n

The chemicals that make you want a baby are mixing with decades of microplastics in your brain

Panda @Pxuniow

Y’all really think this is batman.

[The camera shows a repeating gif, looping five seconds of Bruce Wayne comically ragdolling down a set of marble stairs. He lies prone at the landing for a second, before making eye contact with the camera from the floor and performing double fingerguns at the operator. ]

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AARON @NebulaNobody

Batman wishes he was Bruce Wayne

Tim @TimDrakeWayne

All robins had a hair phase, except for batman. Subsequently, there is a non-zero chance this is because he is bald. If we’re going to be selecting random billionaires for superheroes, then i can think of one who is more likely.

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Steph @KYSClueMaster

Just say it, coward. #LexLuthorisBatman 

RavenTV @Corvideos

Bruce wayne is claiming his and Batman’s butts match. I, for one, have never seen Batman’s butt bc there’s too much cape in the way. I need more proof.

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Elaina is here @Dior_baby

I see what you’re doing and its genius.

 

Nina @Xinigo_montoyax

Aren’t they dating though?? You don’t need any proof that the butts match

 

RavenTV @Corvideos

I’m well aware I just want ppl to fill my replies with pics of the BatButtTM

 

Nina @Xinigo_montoyax

That’s positively evil of you. Count me in.

Nina @Xinigo_montoyax

Bruce Wayne isn’t batman bc he could never have batman’s flatty patty. Batman fans, prove me wrong.

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Nina @Xinigo_montoyax

@Corvideos I have expanded the target audience to include the Batstans. Spite shall be the greatest motivator

 

RavenTV @Corvideos

I bow before your even greater genius and your sacrifice

 

Nina @Xinigo_montoyax

o7 All for the BatButtTM

Gotham Gazette | Gotham’s #1 News @GothamGazette

Next, watch live as we interview Bruce Wayne, richest man in Gotham, about his recent altercation with the Joker

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Keith :3 @Lethalhorizon

Anchor: Why did you think this was a good idea?

Wayne: Probably the black mould, in all honesty

Sunny is living her best life @Sabretoothsloth

“This is enough character development for me, where the hell’s my beach episode” ICONIC

Kacia |VIOLENCE @scarecrowvaporizer 

I fuckin CALLED IT

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Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates

LADIES AND GENTS, HE’S DONE IT AGAIN.

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Nora @clownkicker3000

Who what where

 

Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates

Three guesses and the first two don’t count

DinkleBean @DinkleBeanTV

This guy’s an actual legend.

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Pidgeon @PidgeyAO365

So. I did a thing. Hehe.

https://archiveofourown.info/works/63969415

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Evie @EvieWritesFic

OMG PIDGE YUO DIDNT

 

Evie @EvieWritesFic

LEMME BETA

 

Evie @EvieWritesFic

PIDGE

Snowy @Snowetaitla

Bruce Wayne beating up a doctor is unacceptable behaviour. What money can let you get away with disgusts me.

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Mystical Melody Art @Mysticalmelodyart

So close! For Crane to be a doctor, he needs a valid medical license, not a diagnosis for clinical insanity

 

Lise @Aphrodiction32

Is this doctor in the room with us right now

Bonnny @Bonbonarella

Hey guys, I don’t mean to be clueless on main, but why is everyone celebrating this doctor getting beaten up? Isn’t it assault? On like a medical professional too? Why r we all hatin i need to know

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Kira <3 @akirazura

He basically sells drugs too healthy for an FDA approval

Andy @Andry1997

He’s a big fan of using ppl as test subjects without asking them first. Also the terrorism

 

Bonnny @Bonbonarella

Ah

REGINA @gorgonglamorous 

Where tf is batman i thought this was his job

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Peta needs a vacation @Hedgefrog27

Batcave. Or napping. Idk. Man’s nocturnal.

 

Taytay @couchpotayto

It’s just so much better when there’s no vigilantes or heroes or ‘chosen one’ crap involved, there’s just something magical about Just Some Guy with a brick ready to throw hands

Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates

BREAKING NEWS: Bruce Wayne has been caught on camera beating up a SECOND Gotham rogue (Scarecrow), and we all know who won.

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Gotham Updates @Gotham_Updates

Beat that, Metropolis