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Published:
2024-05-27
Completed:
2025-03-09
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I thought you flakey loved me.

Chapter 1

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Long ago, not *that* long, actually. Anyway, in a QnA for ROBLOXDUBZ, a crack ship was born, its name was…

 

MarioKit!!

 

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The two were standing in the kitchen, Medkit looking at the divorce papers that sat in front of him.

 

“The way we met, it was love at first sight, Medkit.” Mario said, glaring coldly into the man he once loved’s- no, Medkit’s eyes. “Why’d you do this? To me, to our seventeen kids damn it!”

 

Medkit stared at Mario, before narrowing his eyes. “You did this to yourself, Mario. It took me forever to birth those seventeen kids and you were NEVER there. Subspace was atleast.” 

 

Subspace came from inside the kitchen pantry, grabbing Medkit and throwing him over his shoulder. “One of your kids are mine, just so you know Mario.”

 

Mario gasps, “You cheater! You liar!” He screamed, running out the door and pass Gojo.

 

”Nah, I’d stay loyal.” Gojo said. Mario payed no mind, running to the rooftop. He looked at the loud house beneath him, lightning suddenly SHOCKINF HIM!!!

 

He fell off the roof, before being caught by… SKATEBOARD???

”emo ahh.” Skateboard said, before setting Mario down and evaporating.

 

Mario rolled his eyes, before starting to think about something.. ‘Emo?.. I’m coquette right now th-‘ He looked at his hand, his usual brown glove with a bow was suddenly a charcoal black. His eyes widened, he looked up at the night sky, he would forever be known as…………….

 

EVIL MARIO.

Chapter 2: hey chat

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yap

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so hey guys..!!!!! this SATIRE story was uh. NOT gonna be finished either way but

its being canceled,,,,,,ya anyways