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Sokka groans. What is this significance nonsense this lady is blabbering bout?? He just wants to go home. “Uhm ms mitchell” sokka sas. “Uhm i gotta go to the bathroom please” ok ms mitchell says go ahead. So he grabs the pass and goes to the bathroom. He finds an open stall and sits down. But he wasnt there to use the bathroom. He takes a seat and puts his head in his hands. Soon enough he begins to feel the salty warmth of tears streaming down his face. It wasnt long before he was full on sobbing. He just could not understand ap statistics. But little did he know he wasnt alone in that bathroom. He suddenly hears chuckling from outside of the stall. Hahahah. He hears. He cries even more and runs out of the bathroom not looking at who was laughing. But then as he was running he hears someone call out :HEY BOY” yup. “GET BACK HERE” and then he runs aw)ay . and hides. Then the bell rings and its time to go home. Sokka gets in his car (he can drive) and drives away. And then he starts crying of embarrassment of the day. B ut little did he know he was being followed. He makes it home( he lives alone) and goes to bed. He leave s hush ouse to go to school. And then he goes inside and tsrats walking throg the halls. As he walks he hears people giggling. “hahahaha” . he is being made fun of. “Haha imagine crying int he bathroom haha”. He looks and it is HIS FATHER! The principle of the school. But then he sees someone else. He acicidnetly catches the strong fiery gaze of the most POPULAR kid in school, ZUKO!!! He looks away,. He used to be bffs with this kid but then they had a falling out after sokka BRUTALLY ATTAcKED HIM IN THE FACE leaving a big ol scar. He blushes a little bit. Zuko doesnt know he exists anymore. His memory was wiped :(. He hit his head real hard and forgot how he got that scar!! Amnesia am i right. And now they ae strangers. But zuko is popular and veeeeryooone loves him. He has this really hot girlfriend named sokkas mother. But little does he know thata sokka has loved him since the second grade. But now they jtaeeachother but sokka still secretly wants to strnogly have a relationship with him. Sokka runs away. Then he hears in class hahahaha toilet loser boy. He turns to look at who said it and it was sokkas best friend toph. She had turned against him!!!! Sucks ig. Sokka cries some more. Then he loks over and its toph and shes laughing at him. Yhahahahaha i cant belive zouk would do that to you. WHAT! He thinks. THAT WAS ZUKO!!!! Oh my god. Yeah toph says zuko told everyone about your fun bathroom time together. Everyone knows. Pretty funny1!!!!! Hahahah. I agree said sokka. Then he goes in the hall to find his enemy ex friend scarred secretly admired person. He sees him in school and enters the class. And says i need to speak with YOU. HOW DARE YOU TELOL EVERYONE BAOUT MYC RYIGNT HATS A SSCERETTTTTT. And zuko says sorry man its just business… and sokkac ries. Then zuko trips and falls ontop of sokka and their LIPS TOUCH!! Oh my god. Sokka blushes. And then someone walks by and looks and says HAHAHAHAH I CANT BELIEVE YIUW OULD BE GAY ZUKO!!!11 and then it was zukos best friend AZULA! She was laughing and then she stepped on him. And ran away. Then the principle (sokkas dad) comes and arrests the, for being out of class. Now they are inp rison together and they are in th esame cell. And they have to deal with eachother EVERY DYA. oh mo. but they hate each other. And then the prisonwarden comes by(his name is uncle iroh) and he laughs at them hahahaha i cant believe you guys are GAY. Wait until the whole school finds out. They looka t each other with disgust but they secretly enjoy it. And then they are forced to go to sleep but oh no!!!!!! They only have a single bed. Because the top bunk broke. Oh no.s o they have t o sleepppp togethr!!! And thne zuko looks at sookka and says you are such a loser i cant believe you would bring this upon mE!!1 you have made mE LSOE MY HONOR!!1 and then sokka pulls him in and passionately kisses his lips. There is tongue too. Zuko kisses him back. And then they go to sleep together. The end.

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Tey wake up ine ach others arms. Wow!!! They slept together lallll night in the cold prison cell. They were warmly embraced. And then zuko SCREAMS!! GET OFF OF ME he asy and throws soka into the wall. Yikes!! That gotta hurt. Sokka cries. I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!1 says sokka. NO GET AWAY FROM ME WEIRDO FREAK TOILET LOSER!!! Zuko SCRREAMS and then cries. Then he breaks out of prison by ripping the prison bars amd runs away. Sokka is left there crying. Then they arrest sokka even more. He is in maximum security prison now. And zuko is OFF. sokka doesn’t know if he will ever see the love of his life again. Sokka is sitting in prison . he is in solitary confinement. But he is with someone else. He enters the cell and there is some girl. “Hi my name is katar nicet to meet you 🙂”. Wow. she is so annoying i can see why she got prisoned up. “Hey girl i think im your sister” says sokka. “Wow. i killed 12 people.” says katara. Then she pulls out a knife and stabs sokka IN THE HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But she misses adn sokka doesnt die. But they take him out of prison now and he goes to th doctor to save him!!!! WEE WOO WWEE WOO thats the ambulance. He hops in and they ride all the wya to the hospital. Yay!! Sokka enters the doctors office. Sitting there is his best friend toph. “Hey bro im your doc today. Lets fix you right up man.”. So she grabs him and throws him on the doctor bed. Sokka starts crying. “Shut up you little freak”. Toph is such a good friend. Then tphoh kicks him and he is all better. Nio more stabbed. Yippee!! Now sokka goes back to school. There he sees ms mitchell and she asks him where he has bene. She doesnt care and gives him big F and tells him to shut up and next time dont get stabbed. Then she punches him in the facr. He starts crying and goes to the bathroom. There he finds a strngae lady. Hey pal. Welcome to the bgtahroom. She says. Sokka runs away. He runs away. But she chases him. YURE NOT GETTING AWAY. tyhen she jumps really high and lands on top of him. And she throws him in a bag. Sokka starts crying. Where are we going!!! I dunno we’ll find out. Then the bag opens and he is ni a room. The lady is ther e. She says she is azula and shes here to KILL HIM for making her bff GAY. (shes homophonic). But bfeor she can kill him. Some other girl comes ni. Sotp Azula this isn’t uou!!!!!!! Them azula kills her. Yikes!!!!! Then she ttries to kill sokka but THEN. the iwdnow crashes open and THERES ZUKO!!!! Stop azula no I love him!!!!!!!! And zuko throws her in the trash. Then hekisses sokka passionately. I love you buddy.

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Sokka wakes up in zusko arms and immediately goes to thre bathroom. Zuko is still asleep. how cute. he sits on the toilet and starts crying. :(. he is crying because he loves zuko so muhc. Then he hears footsteps. I guess his good buddy woke up!!!! thehn zuko heres sokka crying like a ligltle baby and slams on the door. ARE YOU CRYING IN THERE?? he SHOUTS. Sokka respnods YES. zuko says STOP THAT YIURE NOT A BABY. THERE IS ONTHING TO CRY ABOUT. THEN zuko storms out the door screming. Sokkka finishes his crying session and gtes off the toilet hastily, forgetitng to flush. He cries because zuzko is gone. he decides tnot to go after him because he is a little silly adn will probabl,y come back. or he will find him in jail. Then sokka goes to scohosl. he doesnt see zuko there cause hes off being silly. he is approached by a mean looking girl. Hey. she says. Sokaks says nothing. He is figrhtinred. DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? Asks the mean girl,. Probably not he says idk who youre talking about. So the mean girl kicks him inn the nut. Ouch!!!! And then she stabs him in the heart. but it went right through wherbe he wsa stabbed before and he waas perfectly fine no wounds. Lucky him. Who are you mean girl??? Its a secret. Then she runs and kicks him away, he falls backwards and starts crying. And htne a new character enters. Tall and a ilttle depressed, it is jet. Hey my names jet. I am a bully. prepare to get bullied. And then he proceeds to bully him. Sokka cries. Nad then the girl comes back and tehy co-bully sokka. they clal him a whiny little sad boy and he agrees. “My naem is ty lee by the way nice to meet you we should hang out sometime. Says the mean girl. Thanks. See you later!! And then he walks of, smiling ta his newfound friendship. And hthn he cmoes across azula. I thought you were at the psych ward azula!!! What append!!! She only smiles. I dont do wells with confinement. Ok sokka says thats cool glad youre back. And they hug each other. THEN sokka gets a text. Prepare for war it reads. It is from his pal zuko. Ok cool!! So sokka starts rallying th r troops he gets toph and azula and the other two weirdos from earlier who are ty lee and jet. He goes to zukos house and knocks on ihs door. He oopens the door and has a buch of people behind him. You are going down., he says. I can tell says sokka. Zuko has all the cool people katara and sokkaas dad and ms mitchell and other people too. They go outside and prepare to fight. Heyyyyyy guys!!! And then they all go outside and across from each other and s tand across form each other in their own teams. Then they all jump up atnd start attackign each ither with their bare fists. Jet gets STABBED by katara and dies/. ty lee gets STABBED by ms mitchell and dies. And thne sokkas dad treis to punch azula and thne magically drops dead. Sokka is happy. then azula gies at sokkas team and they all die excpet for zuko. And tghen she runs awway pro9bably to go back to the psych ward everyone hoped. Then it was just sokka and zuko surrounded b y dead bodies. They run up to each other and passionately kiss each other and zuko flalks on top of sokka and they accidentally ikiss. They laugh and run off together ninto the sunset.

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As they are rnrnuing together into the setting sunm, rhey hear a LOUD big noise!!!! Oh noi hwat was that!!!!nothing. It was just a silly little noise, right. NO! It was an EXOKRLOSION!!!! WHAT!!! They look behind them and there are the dead bodies form befuore. It cuodulnt have benn any if them right. Who idd the boom then?? They see then that someone is throwing bombs at them. Hey thats not nice he says stop he says NO the person says and runs away. And then sokaks yells at zuko WHAT WAS THAT! And then zuko says idk and punches sokka :(. So sokka finds the nearest bathroo m and cries,,. Thats a first. And thne he gets out of tche bathroom and decide sto face his bf liek a MAN this time. So he finds hima nd looks him in the face. HEY>. YOU NEED TO STOP BEING MEAN!!!!!!!! Zuko says yeah inkow. But it makes me happy to be mean toy you, ykniw. anyway what about those expolosinos am i right haha. He says and changes the topic cusase he is a biiiiit of a weirdo. Strange. So then they talk about th eexplorsions. But everyone they suspect is dead now cuase they dont know anyone else. Maybe they shodul not have forced their frineds into a war that kiled them all. But the past is in the past!!! so they think their best bet is to get exploded agIn. So they go back tot he scene of the crime and sur eneough the are EXPLODED. Theu jump out of the wya and do not die. But they amost did. They see the perosn and go up to them. Hey!!! Nice to meet ou! Btu they run away. So they go to school now. The school is empty now because everyone died. But they still gio because they wanna leanr. No one can jduge them too if everyone is dead so they do not caare anymore adn love each other. And they hold hands. WOAG!!! and they go to the bathroom together too and ONLY sokka cries cause zuko is a REAL man and doesnt cry. And THen the bathroom explodes and thye both die. ALMOST! why woudl they be daed i need to finish the story. Thatd suck. Anyway they blew up and yikes they are hurt. So they go to th e emergency room and cry nd they have to g to the surgery room BUT THERE IS ONLT ONE BED!!! They have to share. They are both dying but the surgeon coems in and does surgery. But YIKES!! zuko nedds to get his leg amupatted. yikes…. He doesnt have a leg now. But sokka is all good. phew. But he is sad thta ijs pal is one legged now. Poor guy. but theen sokka decides that he doesnt need two legs and wants to give one to zuko becuase he loves him so much. What a sweetie pie. So thye take off sokkas leg and it is now zukos leg and sokka is one legged and zuko is two legged agIN yay! But now they ahve to find out who blewed them up. So they go to the scene of the crime to invetsigate. Thier school ha sabsoutely crumbled tot he ground now but they are not mad abotu it. Eeveryone was dead anyway. they will get over it. Aand so they lok through the rubble and find a cool looking rock. They like the way it lsooks so they take it home. They did not find the culprit but they foundi a cool rock so its ok. So they go homes and kiss the rock and they go to bed together holding it. Hwat they dont see is the scary looking shadow lokoging through the window. And then when they wak ue up their roock is GONE! Sokka cries and zuko looks sad. He still doesnt cry. Bu tit is a good thing thta they put a tracjing dvevice on the rock because thye loevde it soooooo mucg. So they look where it is and it is itnt he imddle of the ocena. And then they hop into the water to find it. Sokka cant swim cuase he only has one leg but he tries ihs best. he wont drown hes the main character. They get ot the point where the cool rokc is and it isnt ther.e so it must be down. So thye dive downstairs and hodl their breath and there it is on the ocena floor!!! Omg!!! They found it! And then they grabit together but then. Something shooots therough the water above them and it is the person who tried to kill them. “GOVE ME BACK MY ROCK :(“ the persno screams. “NOOOO I LOVE THIS ROCK!!!!. They punch the weirod in the face and swim awya/. They go back home but what tehy dont know is that they aer not aloen. The rock freak followed them!!! But thne they figrie it out. They go to bed hodling the rokc again but not really this time. Tehn when the guy comes to grab it they WAKE UP and punch him in the face. He is on the ground and they send him to prison and they love their rock. Oops! They didnt ask for his name. Guess they’ll never know. Or will they??? To be continue.

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Sokak and zuko are asleep in each otherds arms after the eventful dya that had just occurred. They are bith sound asleep until thye are not. zuko still is but sokka awakens intnsenely. he looks at the rock thye had been sleeping with. They love the rock. It is so cool looking. so sokka does thre only logicla thing anD STEALS the rock. then he quietly runs away form the house. he takes the rcko somewhere special. and then go esback into zukos arms like nothing ever hppned!! but something did happen. When zuko wakes up three dayas later he notices something strngae. THEIR CHERISHESD ROCK IS GONE AGAIN!!! oh no1!! Their friend mustve roken out of prison and cma back for it. so he forces sokka awkae and strats teling him VERY angrily about how their riock is nowehre to e found. slokka sees how nagyr zuko is and decides it isnt good idea to tell him thst it was in fact him who took it. So nistead they go off to try and find out who it was. THEY walk into town and go up to the ifrts person they see. they lookr eally weird and talk even weirdeer. “ hey pals welcoem to town im momo :)” says the kid. zuko asks himWhy are yiyu like that??? And momo just losks confused. Sokka tels zuko that eh cant say that. And zuko responds with but he is strange. Sokoka says fiar enough. So, hand in hand, thye grab him and THROW him ontario the gridun and hild a dagger up tio his neck. TELL US WHERE OUR ROCK IS THEY YELL IN UNISON. momo laughs but really hr is crying and just dioing it in a weird way so zuko and sokka take this as he is EVIL and did take theur rock so they THROW him in jail. but no rock in sisght. So they must find anihter guy. Thye leave momo in jail and he crues nad is very confused because what wree those freaks even tlkaing about??? So they find another person in hte mdidile of nowhere when thye are looking. Wihtuot hesitation they knock her unconscious and search her for the rock.alas, no rock. They wake her up vioeltnly and scream TELL US WHERE THE ROCK IS or else. She smiles and says. “Heyyyy guys i think the real rock can be found whwtitin iur owon hearts :)” . “well you are going to find t this knife iny our heart if yiu dont tmell me where you put it.”. They respond simultaneously. Gereat minds think alinke. She laughs because thgat was a silyl response. They grab her and she smiles cause shes a lil weird. They throw her in jail next to momo. At lesat they have each other now!! How cute. Whsts your name asks momo she says im yue. Thats funny says momo youre funny says yue and they both giggle. Meanwhile. Zukka is gonig to the store to buy some more weapons to force peopole to admit to stealing their rock. While they are tehre thiugh theres some cool looking guy robing th store. hehehehehhehehe . he is mischievous. They go up to him cause he looks cool. “sup bros what is UP” he syas, immediately proving that he is AWESOME cause he tlks like a cool kid. “Hey man you are so cool id you take our rock”. he says no but if i did why would it ell you. They say fair enough and hold him at gunpoint. Noww you should tellus. “Dont shoot me im too col to be shot 😎” they agree and puput the gun down. Btu unforutnateky they do have to arrest him because he coudlve totally stolen the rock. So now there are rthree people in jail and its a little awkward because thuis guys coolness ois much greater than the other twos. they walk into the jail and the other two are kissing, thats so weird. Hhaaha. But now this guy is in there and he is cool. “Heyyy welcome to the party :))))))))” say yue and momo. He says thanks “my name is bumi im cool.” and then the two leave/. But secretly they dont know that the guys in prison are chatting it up. But suka and zukko go to be happy becaus ethey arrested three people!!! They didnt fin d the rock ut they are ta leats hpapy that they made some cool arrests becaus ethey take joy in taking away peoples happines. Meanwhile att the prison clelle. Hey guys so we should so break out right!! They all agree. they expoolde a hole in the wall and ruuun out!!!! They are free!! Now they build a stabber to stab with and go hunt down their captors. Sokka qn d zuko are just relaxing by laying ont he grass and looing t the sky. They are just laying there. Kinda weird. And then out of nowhere. three weirdos JUMP out of the bushes and on top of them. They are both awfully surpsirsed because they wrent expecting this. ‘OMG what are you guys doing!! You’re supesoed to be in prison what happened.!!! “WE Broke out ccause were so cool.” and then they Try to stab both of them ut they avoid it. AHHH they scream. Zuko runs and sokka tries to but he remembers that he only has onne leg and cannot. So he is left behind and is dragged away by the CROOKS. Thye throw HiM in jail this time anf laughat him. THATS WHAT YIU GET FOR BEING MEAN. sokk sits there all alone and cries. Thye are right. He doe sdvesre this. Hes the one that started this mess. He shoudlve come clena to zuko from the strat. He just wanted to make him happy. And now, he might never see him again……….

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sokak wakes up crying what else is new. crybaby. he is in prison allll alone. what will he do :((( he is sooo sad becaude all thre cool people he caught are goneZ. he wnated yhem to stick around a littel longer. nlw he will never have friends. and no one cares enough about him to come save him. in his sadness he suts there and soon he almsot drowns in hsi tears. the prison cell is flooding!!! what if he dies in here becausr it fills to the top??? i dont think sokak would mind hes like depressed. but he doesnt. he just cries and cries some mroe until the tears turn into a GIANT tidal wave and BUST DOWN the walls of the cell!!! sokka is free!’n!!! so he hops out the hole im the wall and hops away. he is going tio remeyd the mess thta he made. first, he must tetrieve the rock. so he puts on a sneaky lil mask and heads on over to where he dropped it off. ahem. he says. is it done yet??? the guy behijd the counter says. i just need a little more time. solka looks him in the eye and says again. IS IT DONE Yet. the guy cries. so sokka punches him and says IT BETTER BE DONE. or ELSE!!!!! so he sash fine its done i was lying because i hate you. and hands him a lil box with the rock inside and sokka smiles and doesnt pay him ANYTHING. he juts runs off. he is on a mission. he can NOT dilly dally. but now he is quite hungry so he stops for some food!!! he goes to olive garden for some nice breadsticks. while hes is t there thiugh he sees a familiar face. hte averts hus gaze as to not be sren. that'd be a li uttle too wkward. he sits down and gets hus bredaticjs mmmm yummy. he is so happy. bit it dosnt. last long. for while he is in the middle ud his first breadstuck he hears a terribke sound from behind hum. it is a british person. “SOAKKA IS THAT YOU??” he says. soakk wants to die necause he didnt want to be seen. but niw hre is fricerd to turn around and look. “heyyyy buddy.” it is his ex, ringo starr. “i miss yiu when are you coming bcak 😣 i still love you “ says mr starr. sokaka looks him and tells him i dont love you anymore because youre british . we Are DONE. rino cries and hits him in the face before stealifng the box with the rock in it, sayign okmg thanks fir yhe gift hefore running off.sooka sighs not this again. he hops off to find richard. but beforr long he falls adn decides he is goin to give up and just lays on the griund for a whie. hes sad. he shuts his eyes and beguns to accept his fate. hre closes his eyes and it steated to raining. he cris. but then he hears evil lsughing hehehehehe!!!! he opens his eyes and tingo is standing there iver him evilly. he steps on zuko and then lifts him uo nad tries to kiss him. but then OUT OF NOWHERE zuko flies in and intrcdpts the kiss!!! GET YIUR GRIMY LITTLE BRITIHS FINGERS OFF OF MY BIYFRIEND HE SAYS WHILE KICKGING THE MAN. okg zuko you came yo save me you do care of course i care about you sokka i loeve you awwww and then they kuss. ringi gets really mad at this and punche s them both. but zuko is there now and does what sokka cant and KICKS HIM. ouch and ringo drops the box. sokka grbas it begore zuko sees cause he doenst want him to know that hewsd the one that stole the rock so sokka hides it in gis pocket. but now they ahve to deal wuth ringo. they gr ab him up and bite his adams apple (non-sexually). but ringo thtinks that thsi si a act of love and takes it as a sign that they want to he in a throuple with him. sso he smiles but then unfortunately, it is not that and he almost dies but he doesny and they take him to jail where he will ROT. but when they throw him fown he does his evil little laugh, hehehhehehehe, and says you havent heard the lasts form me. Get ready because you are not reayd for what is coming. You WILL feel the wrath of the starr!!!!! he gets laughed at and the two boys walk awway from his cell happily they dont believe that he will ever escape. foolish. but that is just foreshadowing it wont happen yet itd be too soon. now sokka and zuko want to go home so they go home. i love each other they say, loving each other and they kuss. no one will ever get in the way of their relationship again. thats what they think. and then sokka remembers what he was trying to do the whooooole last two chapters how could he forget!!!! he starts planning in his head but shhhhh its a secret. he wants it to be soecial so they go back to the prison cell where ringo is and do it right in front of him. he starts talking to zuko and recalls all their memories together . remember when tou hated me?? remember ehen i cried in the bsthroom??? remember whne we got arrested??? remember when all of outr friends died,??? remember when we found a cool rock???? remember whne we exploded??? remmber when the rock got stolen???? remeber when we arrested people byt then they arrested me???? remeber when you svaed me from m y crazye ex??? remembr when we sotod in fromt of him an d recalled all oru memories together???? zuko says yeah i remember and smules at all the good times they hadd together. sokka smiles too. then he reaches into his back pockett and gets in his knees. he pulls out the box he got from the guy earlier and opens it up. inside is their favorite rock that they found…. only it is now inside of a ring. “zuko…. will you marrry me????” aska sokka.there is a gaSp. then a cliffhanger.

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“WHAAt????” zuko SCREAMS. sokak just looks at him aand says yes. i love you zuko. i wnat to spend the rest of my life with you!!!!! zuko looks down at him and says “HOW COULD YOU????” solka is a little confuse dbevause he didnt do naythign wrong he jssut wants to be hsubands with zuko be ause he looves hik. but zuko then KICKS the ring out of solaks hand and then kicks zokka in the face. zokka cries a lot WHAT DID I DO he cries zuko just looks at him and shakes his head. I CANNOT BELUEVE YOU STOLE THE ROCK SOKKA HE SAYS I HAVE BENE DISTRAUGHT LOOVJIJG FOR MY BELOEVD ROCK AND THE WHOEL TIME IT WAS IN YOUR POSESSION I HATE UOU SOKKA I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!! and then zuko runs away but before running away he dieos the unthinkabel and FREES RINGO AKA SOOAKS EX BOYFRIEND. he also grbas the rinf and RIPS his little rock right out of it and kisses it and THEN he runs away. ringo laughs MANICALLU and then also punches sokka. sokak is cruign a mess on the floor and then he cries and huis face is all punched up. :(. poro sooka he duidnt deserve it he jsut wanted to be happy. he goes itnio the jail cell thya ringo was just freed from. and he locks hismelf in there cause hes depressed. :(. anyway while he was doign that zuko and ringo are runnigjg away fastly to get somewhere else. thye go to sokka and zukos bed and ringo losoks at zuko and says “zuko….” and ringo looks at ringo and says “ringo….” “lets forgte about that stupid little boy and lets be in lvoe instead. we all hate sokka so lets just mvoe on. zuko agrees and nods. then they kiss. aand they are in love. you would never betray me ringo says zuko and ringo says no i woudlnt!!!! meanwhile at sokka he is still sad and hes locked in thre cell. he relaizes he made a mistake becuase now hre cant get out. man. he is starvign because there is no food in there. he is also sad…. and then on the other hand ringo and zuko are really in lvoe they are more in lovie than zuko ever was with sokka. so they kiss and ksis and then tbey run together into the sunset they are so in lvoe. awww. they go ons strolls with their rock a d love it. then the rock starts glowing. what is going on??? they dont knwo. and yiu dont euther yet because nothing happens with it yet. they are just cofnused so they go to the doctors. they say hello to the doctor and he says hiiiii nice to see you i am dr appa . (he is not a sky bison he is a doctor ). hey doc we NEEED your help our beloeved rock here is sick i think says both zuko and ringo starr. dr appa says let me tkae a look so he takes the rock into the examination room. you guys have to stay here “NOOOO” zuko saus “ICANNOT LEAVE MY ROCK A LONE AGAIN WHAT IF YOU STEAL IT”. dr appa says sorry but yiu cant come in. zuko says ok i trust you but maybe he shouldnt have. anyway in the examination room dr puts a stethsoscope up to the rock and chekcs its blood pressure and then he comes to a diagnosis. but instead of going back and telling the awaiting couple outside he grbas the rock and runs far far away. too bad. zuko and ringo get tired of waiting and go into thre examintation room and see that the doctor is GOEN with their rock. zuko cant believe it. ringo diesnt really care. so zuko falls down on the floor and says “i want to die” and rinfo nods and says” ok buddy” we should go home so they do and then they fall asleep. but zuko doenst fall aslepe. he lays awake. cause hes sad and thingking abotu everythging he did. he kfind of fele sbad for solak but then he gets over ti because he relaizes that sokak is evil for stealign his rock but it dioesnt matyrr anymore cause the rock is GOEN again. so zuko starts thinkign and theeen he PUCNHES RINGO AND SAYS IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU I CNAT BELUEVE YOU DONT EVEN CARE THAT MY RICK IS GONE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME BUT CLERALY YOUVDIONT AND YIU ONYL CARE ABOUT HATING SOKAK WITH ME BECAUSE HE DIOESNT LOVE YOU I AM REALLY REALLY SAD WE WERE SIPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER BUT YIU ARE JSUT WITH ME FOR REVENGE ringo loosks confused because he was aslepe until zuko pucnhed him and is not procesing what zuko is saying. he says mmmmmm before getting pcuhned again. “zuko waitt” he says but isnt very intleogieble because hes sleepy and so zuko COUDLTN hear him and dioesnt wait befor ejumping out the window. he doesnt die though because they are on the first floro and instead he starts runnigj. running far away. meanwhiel a suspicious figure is appriaching solkas jail cell where he is thin and dying because no food and he is locked up. the figure is cloaked. and then walks up to the cell. “im hehre for you sokka..” sokak looks up from hsi fetal positionf and looks the figrue. “who are you?????” says him and then the figure smiles and takes off his cloak hood. hehehehehhehehe he smiles. sooka gasps very itnensely. “YOU CAME BACK???? I LOEV YOU” HE CRIES because who is looking at him is none other than ZUKO. or at least sokka thisnks. “no buddy.” the guy says. “i am not whio you think i am…….”

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last chapter: sokkas in prison. :(. buttt lucky him zuko came to save him!! or so he thought. the man syas he is not who he thinks he is. what could that mean?????
This chapter:
"what do you mean??? you are zuko. zuko my one true love and youve come to sav em!!!" - sokka
"no. you don't understand. you don't know me...." - zuko (?)
"you are being RIDICULOUS! i know you you are zuko.... dont do this to me......" - soka
"no-" - zuko (?)
"OH SHUT UP ZUKO YOU ARE ZUKO DONT BE TAALKING TO ME STUPIDLY!!!!!! ARE YOU MAKING SOME KIDN OF METAPHOR OR JOKE OR SOMETHIGN OR LIKE YOU THINK I DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU BETRAYED ME?? WELL THATS NOT THRUe iKNOW YOU YOURE ZUKO MY LOVE O LOVE YIU! WE SRE SUPPISED TO GET MARRIIIIEEEEEED"- sokka
"calm down there!!!!!!! i am not who you think i am." -zuko
"bro stop beig vague i am LOSIGN IT!!! TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN."
"i am NOT zuko." -apparently not zuko
"who the HECK are you then???" - sokka
"I am.... ...... zuko's disgraced and discarded evil twin brother." - sokka wait no i meant zuko but actuallt zuko's twin i guess
sokkas mouth is wide open. he is speechless you coudl say....
"i gyuess i have sime wxplaining to do." says zukos twin. sokak can only ndo in repsonse.
"first of all. how could you think i wsa zuko!!!! i dont even have his siganature scar!!!!! you are pretty stupdi."
sokka respodns - "oh. oh mg i didnt even nitouce i frogtooooot about the scar. even thiugh i caused it lollll."
"goodness me man. anyway. let me tell you a stiory. sit back anfd relax."
sokka sits back and relaxes. he is ready fir thre story :))
the weird guy begins talking: "my name... is zoku. i am in fact zukos twin brother. byt wre were SPERETAED at birh. because, in our home country, twisn are.... ILLEGAL!!!!!"
sokka gasps. he didnt know zuko was from a differnet country.
"yse its true. so our mommy wsa soooooo ashamed when sghe fiund Out she was havig twins. she of course lioved us. buuuuut..."
sokak is at the edge of his seat.
"she had tio hide one of us. because uknow twins are ILLEGAL. she didnt wnat to. but she did. and she crued probably idont reaaally know cause ibwas a newborn but i assume if she didnt then thats pretty messed up."
"ok continuing the story so she gave us up but not zuko just me. cause i was uglier i thinkt even thiugh we looked the same. we are idndetical btw in case yiu couldnt twll. but you cna tell hes different cause he has a big ugly scar. whios the igly one bow lol."
sokka lsooks at him and realizes that zoku is kiiiinda cute. he is tenpeted to be in love with him. but zuko..... but his thoughts get cut off when zoku cintineus talking.
"i was forced to surviev aloen rigth when i came otu of the womb. my dad paid a giuy to disacrd me but he missed. i was lfet in the wodos. yiu might think a pakc of wolves adopted me or soemthin. but NO! i was alone. i hutned for my own food and amde my own homes and EVERYTHGIN. and i was a mewborn. but i was cool liek that sooooo." sokkas nodding continues. makes sense.
"Eveyrhutng was awesome. Until. My fifth birthdcay.” says zoku.
so sokka aska what happenpd on your fifth birthday??/
its when…… HE showed up. Who is he?

zuko.

“Omg soo he came to save yiu??” asaks sokka
“no. he came to do the opposite stays zoku. He came……, to KCIK ME IN MY FACE!!!AND SOKKA GASPS!!! RHE CNAT BELIVE HIS LOVELY ZUKJIO WOUDL DO SUCHS A THIGN!!
“ZUKO HATED ME!!!!!” syas zoku and “HE DUID EVTRYTHGIUNG HRE COULDL TO MSAKE SURE HE NREVER LET ME COME BACK OUT OF THE WIODS.”
“but why :(“ sats sokka.
“Idk’ sayhs zoku. “proabrbly because im ugly.” “anyway.” “zujo kciked me evey day aftre that. And he aslo laughed at me. SHAME!” “utntil one day. He didnt come. And i…… i crid. I crid a LOT because i mised him. And then….. I ran away :(“
“Nad then what??????” akss sokka.
“I cmae here. Says zoku. “Wuat so-” aks ssokka “yes that happened today. Says zoku. i am looking for zuko and heard you might have infofrmtion. But now i am her i see he hurrt yui. So now i wnat to get revenege. Let us get married INSTEAD of you and zuko. Lets see how that makers him feel.” syas zoku.
“OK!!!!!” says spokka and he KISSES ZOKU!!!!!!

what they donut know is thtajust outside,,, lurks another fcloaked fighure.