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Sneeze and Friends as Incorrect Quotes!

Summary:

I take incorrect quotes and maybe a text post from tumblr and slap on the character names? Idk read at your own discretion

Notes:

The first batch, yayyy. Or something.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Marcos the Moke: Your Toast!

Sneeze: Oh yeah? You and what Toaster!

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Hiccup: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Ace:…cannibalism..

Hiccup: ???

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Sneeze: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Cullen: Cannibalism…

Sneeze: ???


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Sneeze’s Mom: What did you do at school today?

Sneeze: Built a Catapult.

Sneeze’s Mom: For class?

Sneeze:….

Sneeze’s Mom: For Class Right?!


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Marcos the Moke: I have unfinished business with sneeze.

July”queen of clubs”: Yeah? GET IN LINE


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Ace: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Sneeze or Hiccup.

Goldie: Not everyone likes them though?

Ace: Who doesn’t?

Goldie: Well…

Ace: Names. Now.


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Hayley: You’re staring.

Sneeze: You’re pretty.

Hayley: You’ve been staring for 30 minutes straight.

Sneeze: You’re very pretty.


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Sneeze: If i fall?

Cullen: I’ll be there to catch you.


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Joonbi: Hey, you know what bee’s make?

Hiccup: Honey?

Joonbi: yes dear? :D


Sneeze: Hii, you know what bee’s make?

Hayley: Some stupid annoying sound, what do you want?