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Korean's too hard groupchat
Eric: VERNON.
Eric: VERNON PLEASE.
Vernon: ERIC I SAID NO. STOP ASKING.
Eric: WHY?
Chan: Okay one, why are we yelling at 2 in the morning.
Chan: And two what are you begging him about this time?
Jacob: Are we really yelling if it's through text????
Kevin: How many times must I tell you not to question what goes on in this group chat?
Jacob: :(
Eric: VERNON ITS GONNA BE FINE
Vernon: YOU SAID THAT THE LAST TIME YOU TOLD ME THAT SKATEBOARDING DOWN THE CAFETERIA TABLES WAS FINE
Kevin: And when you told him and felix to try back fliping off the statue in the courtyard
Eric: How the hell was I supposed to know it would fall?
Felix: I TOLD THIS FUCKING SCHOOL WAS BUILT IN THE 1860'S???
Eric: Anyways <3
Vernon: It's still no.
Felix: Ngl eric idk if the idea is good or stupid or down right insane
Kevin: What are you guys even TALKING ABOUT?
Jacob: Oh so when YOU question its a GOOD THING
Kevin: Ill bite your toes off shut up
Joshua: I literally JUST open the chat kev wtaf
Kevin: whoops
Chan: JUST SAY IT ERIC DAMN
Eric: I told vernon and lix we should combine all our friends as one and put them in a group chat together
Joshua: You do realize our friend groups combined is literally half of the male student body right??
Jacob: ^^!!!!!!!!!!
Vernon: Exactly
Vernon: too many mfs to be accounted for and the amount of criminal activity that gc will hold is DANGEROUS.
Eric: GUYS PLEASE
Eric: CHAN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chan: raaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jacob: You broke him again
Felix: This is the 7 time today...
Eric: PLEASE
Eric: PLEASE
Eric: PLEASE
Eric: PLEASE
Eric: PLEASE
Eric: PLEASE
Chan: OKATY
Joshua: STOP????? PLEASE????
Kevin: Im dropping out istfg
Vernon: Dont you DARE LEAVE ME HERE
Chan: Make the fucking gc eric
Vernon: NOOOOOO
Eric: FUCK YES'
Felix: I already have many many
Jacob: M A N Y
Felix: Regrets
Why must we suffer group chat
Chan: I am so sorry for what is about to happen
Sangyeon: wtf did you do???
Seungcheol: Im suddenly getting tingles
Seungcheol: hold me yeon
Sangyeon: ew wtf go hold jeonghan or dino
Seungcheol: yk what suck it
Eric has created a groupchat.
Eric has added Sangyeon, Jacob, Younghoon, Hyunjae, Juyeon, Kevin, Chanhee, Changmin, Haknyeon, Sunwoo, Chan and Joshua to the chat.
Sunwoo: What tf???
Juyeon: not another one PLEASE
Changmin: Why are chan and shua here???
Chan has added Minho, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Sungmin, and Jeongin to the chat.
Minho: no, my worst fucking nightmare
Hyunjae: Oh my god why,
Felix: hes not done sadly
Hyunjin: HES NOT???????
Joshua has added Seungcheol, Jeonghan, Jun, Hoshi, Wonwoo, Woozi, Seokmin, Mingyu, Minghao, Vernon, Seungkwan, and Dino to the chat.
Seungcheol: CHAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Chan: ERIC WOULDNT SHUT UP
Sangyeon: YOU PUNK BITCH.