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As soon as I call, the police are already here picking up the body. After everything is set and done me and y/n finally start talking. "I'm so sorry," I say to them while looking down.
"It's alright." They say back. I give a relieved sigh and raise my head again.
"You wanna go to the graveyard?" I say to them. "To see thisguy137 again." They nod and we start walking, as it's only a block away and my only means of transportation have been taken away (Jojo Siwa's stolen car). On the way it didn't seem so bad even despite the circumstances. We actually saw a polite stray cat on the way there. We go up to his grave and set a white rose, his favorite flower, on it. Suddenly the tombstone starts glowing... and legends never die starts playing... the dirt starts shaking and splitting apart... and a god like being arising from the dirt... OH MY FUCKING THISGUY137 THISGUY137 IS ARISING FROM THE FUCKING DEAD! IN A FUCKING SOMBRERO! OH MY FUCKING THISGUY137! He looked into our eyes and spoke.
"I don't know where this sombrero came from but it's bad ass also hi yall" his godly voice erupted from his vocal cords. He was still partially glowing. Legends never die got to the best part. Then suddenly Mr beast comes out of nowhere and starts yelling.
"You successfully arose from the dead, you sir, get 3 billion dollars! How are you feeling?"
"aw this is so poggers dude aw dude this is awesome sauce like literally poggers mr beasty" says thisguy137. After an hour of interviews, we start walking back to my treehouse. We climb up and see Yuri and Jessica rabbit oiled up naked twerking against each other eating apples with Donald Duck in the background throwing money at them. We slowly back out of the treehouse and start walking away. "Well that was weird," I say to thisguy137. He nods at me and we continue our walk. We pass by the park.
Me, Thisguy137 and y/n continue walking and talking. Suddenly we hear quick footsteps behind us
. We quickly turn around to see obama and harry styles running up to us. We try to fight back but the others are too strong and end up taking y/n.