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1. Miscellaneous Pirate Logs I Wrote For Fun by Dynamonster

   Fandoms: Metroid Series  

   • Mature
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   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   06 Jul 2024

   Tags

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   • Ridley (Metroid)
   • Kraid (Metroid)
   • Phantoon (Metroid)
   • Draygon (Metroid)
   • Weavel (Metroid)
   • Space Pirate Characters (Metroid)
   • Samus Aran
   • Dark Comedy
   • Humor
   • Log Entries
   • Science Team has no clue what they're even doing
   • neither does anyone else
   • Weavel's malfunctioning servos are causing behavioral issues
   • Maintenance Team is very tired of having to fix them
   • Draygon's kids are a menace
   • Kraid found a bottle of nail polish somewhere and now he spends countless hours painting ONE claw
   • He also feels the need to redo them every other month
   • Phantoon will not stop phasing through walls to spy on people
   • Neither will he stop spreading all the "hot gossip" he gets from doing this
   • Ridley is extremely fed up with everyone's bullshit
   • Everybody collectively shits themselves at LITERALLY ANYTHING involving Samus
   • Samus is hacking into these logs and is incredibly confused
   • Completely random references thrown in whenever the author feels like it
   • METROID PRIME 4 IS HERE LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

   Summary

   Ah yes, we all know and enjoy the logs from the Prime Trilogy. Morph Ball shenanigans, using metroids as target practice, Science team having vapor for brains, you name it.

   So why not add even more?
   This fic will not only feature new logs in the Prime Trilogy, but throughout the whole series!
   I hope you enjoy!

    

   (NoI'mnotwritingthisbecauseI'mprocrastinatingaboutwritingmyotherficnosir)

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