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"A stable…You want me to-you want me to sleep in a stable you dirty useless NEET?!" The blue haired 'Goddess' Aqua says once more, tears threatening to resurface.
"I'm sleeping there too. Not like we have other options given our lack of moola…And don't call me that in public, people will look at me weirder than they already do…" Kazuma says, brow twitching while patting his tracksuit.
"I'll call you whatever I want after you dragged me here you ugly useless NEET!" Aqua says while turning to Kazuma while shaking with balled fists.
"Hey…I'm handsome~" Kazuma says, hand pointing at his face.
"Handsome guys don't have heart attacks and die as virgins." She says as her voice lowers to a whisper, causing Kazuma to grimace and grabs his chest.
"H-hey…"
"What, gonna die again? I suppose that's one way for me to get out of here. Everyone knows you can't accomplish anything." Aqua says with a smirk.
"What kind of Goddess says that?!"
"The kind that isn't being treated the way she deserves!" Aqua says with a voice crack that could put a dent in metal.
"Kidnapped, pitied on by a human that worships my flat junior, and now sleeping among horses…and a beast." She says the last part while looking at Kazuma with unhidden disdain.
"Hey…I know you're upset but-"
Aqua steps closer to Kazuma, making him step backwards into a wall and flinch under a cold, disgusted stare more befitting righteous judge than a wayfarer of souls.
"But nothing, you are a degenerate, short tempered NEET that has bought nothing but pain and sorrow to everyone you know. Your pitiful joke of a demise was a blessing for them and a curse for me. Only another death will make things right…Hopefully there's some rope nearby….though I doubt you can even tie a knot." Aqua says before entering the stable with a scowl as Kazuma stands there in shock, growing anger…and arousal.
After a moment he enters and looks over Aqua's back, trailing along the back of her legs, quickly locking onto the bare flesh above her boots, one of the hall marks of good character design, and absolutely dangerous territory to be caught staring at, especially for a shut in with no social skills. But Kazuma isn't looking to socialize now, especially as he moves his leering upward, quickly glancing past Aqua's ass, not because it is well covered, it is surprisingly open, but because he has seen enough of it the last few hours. Though that doesn't leave much else open for viewing. Her long hair covers most of her back and only a bit of shoulder is visible from his current angle.
Not even a hint of side boob!
But that just gives Kazuma's perverted mind room for imagining delightfully lurid things: Opening that top up to show her perfect handful sized tits, pulling down those boots to show more of this shitty deity's legs, sliding a hand between her legs to finger this callous girl with the wrath of a wronged, horny human…to grab a handful of her long, silky hair before finally
"What are you doing?" Aqua asks and Kazuma realizes he is now grabbing a handful of her hair. Kazuma almost panics, almost has a moment of doubt about his actions. He smirks while mentally waving goodbye to the faint tug of morality flying away, causing a delicious looking bead of sweat to travel down Aqua's cheek.
"…Shame you aren't as soft as your hair." Kazuma says before pulling Aqua close, wrapping a hand around her shoulders.
"What are you- guh!" Aqua grunts, her eyes wide a moment when Kazuma reaches down and squeezes her ass under that ecchi anime excuse of a skirt. She pauses before grabbing his hand and trying to pry it off.
"My first feel of a cute girl's ass! It's…'divine' ~ hehe!" Kazuma thinks while grinning.
"What the Hell has gotten into you?! Let me go so I can go to my room now!"
"He…hehe HAHAHAHA!"
"What's so funny?!" Aqua asks while continuing her attempt to free her hair from his grip.
"You make it sound like you got your own room~"
"I…don't?"
"You think I can afford two rooms?" Kazuma asks and Aqua's face freeze frames into a mask of despair.
"We're sharing a room?! This is beyond inexcusable, and horrid, and stop dragging me around!" She says with a growing whine.
"Then you're not going to like what I have to say next. Do you know why I was in my room for three days straight, sleep deprived, and more than a bit dehydrated?"
"Because you were looking at pictures of fictional girls of questionable age ranges like a pervert, duh." Aqua says.
"You didn't need to add the age part; And I'll have you know I only look at legal, tender hearted milfs…except during those last three days. She enthralled me so badly, it reminds me of the first time I saw panties on a late night anime when I stayed up past my bed time." Kazuma says, mockingly offended by the accusation.
"Why do you bring this up like I would care?" Aqua asks while trying to push him away.
"She was a self important princess named Aoi; always spoke her mind without eloquence or kindness to others unless they could be used to her benefit. Never showed an ounce of remorse for her transgressions, always got what she wanted, and she had an amazing body and she knew it, often teasing others with it because she couldn't be held accountable for her actions and could have anyone that attempt anything punished…At least for the first five minutes of the show." Kazuma says with a reverent tone and hand over his heart.
"Again I don't-"
"Then she was put in her place, dragged around all over the palace and fucked a dozen different ways, a broken in, begging mess that was happily dragged to another dicking by her long, silky smooth blue hair~!" Kazuma says while leaning in, whispering into the ear of the Goddess, relishing the sight of her shivering as she learns this, a chill down her back despite the warmth of the stable.
"But the worst part? It was one of those single episode OVA's, side thing to the main series, so she only had a little screen time to shine and squirt…but she inspired everyone to make art of her with only fifteen minutes, enough glorious art to keep me occupied for three days and weakened enough to later die and meet you…I even found a fan made episode with professional looking animations that I was going to watch after starting that new game. It was truly horrible, and perhaps my greatest regrets right after my actual death…but do you know what the best part is, Lady Aqua~" Kazuma asks while licking his lips, making Aqua cross her arms over herself, a blush on her cheeks.
"W…What could possibly be worse than this…this…?"
"The episode takes place in a stable." Kazuma says while sliding a hand down onto her tit, squeezing it firmly as Aqua looks at him with a pale and blushing face.
"Wow, and I thought her ass was soft…I could grope this for YEARS~!" Kazuma thinks before Aqua smiles. The same smile she had while giving an isekai sales pitch to Kazuma.
"Did anyone ever tell you that you are surprisingly cute up close Kazuma? I think I have been too harsh on you earlier, I apologize. It has been a very long day for both of us. I think we both need some sleep to think things through with a clear head…"
"That all sounds very reasonable Aoi. Oh, I mean Aqua~." Kazuma says drawing a worried brow twitch from the Goddess.
"And I'm afraid it'll be a very long night too."
"W-why is that Mr. Sato?" Aqua asks in a whimper with big round eyes, complete with the hint of tears.
"OH you clever-! If I didn't know what you were about that could have worked on me! I know what your real tears look like!" Kazuma thinks before picking Aqua up in a princess carry. Honestly, it would have been a pretty slick and romantic gesture if it wasn't done in a stable with ill intentions.
"Because you are going to apologize with your body and make a useful Demi God tonight." Kazuma says and Aqua squeaks, her mouth opens to protest but a string of squeaks is all that she can make as she is dropped onto hay.
"W-wait!" Aqua says with palms in the hay as Kazuma's hands grips her absolute zone and pushes them apart, his hands shaking from the surge of adrenaline at the next of so many firsts.
"A…a girl's panties. Even if it's hers, no because it's hers, it has me trembling, breathing shallow and wait…what the Hell is this?!" He thinks as he looks at the divine slit of a divine brat.
"What the Hell is this?" Kazuma asks and despite her blush and trying to pull her skirt down with one hand, Aqua still does a haughty partial covering of her mouth.
"Oh? You don't know anything about women huh? How…unsurprising~"
"…I opened myself up to that. But I demand answers to this most dire of subjects!"
"No you shitty Goddess, I mean where are your panties!? How can I fully enjoy stripping you when the main barrier is gone?"
"Is this some fetish of NEETS or something? And I never wear underwear it's too uncomfortable." Aqua says so matter of factly that Kazuma knows, despite the sheer absurdity, she is telling the truth.
"…You really do have a low intelligence score."
"Hey!"
"Then again I'm not sure about my luck score…Figures I get the slutty Goddess. Shame I couldn't choose Eris." Kazuma says, knowing nothing about Eris aside that Aqua thinks poorly of her and that they know the other.
"How dare you! The most beautiful of the divine is before you and start coveting another?! You haven't even seen that wanton thing! She offers herself up as an award for anyone that would save this place, and furthermore, I am not a slutty Goddess, I only indulge myself with instruments of the divine you-"
"Wait, you only used sex toys?"
"That's the part you focus on?" Aqua asks while trying to pull away. With a grin Kazuma buries his head between her legs and start licking, eliciting a cry of horror from the blue haired whelp.
"W-w-what are you oh….oh~!"
"Figures…she knows less of foreplay than me… Though I'm not sure I know enough to make her enjoy this beyond initial surprise. Thankfully she is already rather wet. Con of being a water Goddess? Either way, this is more than enough for my half cocked plan." Kazuma thinks while licking, making Aqua bury her face in her hands, groaning from both traces of enjoyment and horror.
"A human's lips on my…ahh…huh?" She says when Kazuma pulls away from her pussy, causing her to sit up in puzzlement, leaving her face open for Kazuma to lean in and push his lips against hers, his tongue traces around her lips before pushing downward to enter her mouth, rolling quickly around her front gums. She pulls back, visibly red cheeks visible from between her fingers.
"You pervert! My first kiss and you made me taste my own…my own…"
"Pussy juices~ I made a Goddess taste her own pussy juices~." Kazuma says with a victory smirk as he finally pulls down his pants, drawing Aqua's gaze and somehow making her blush more as his cock lines up with her entrance.
"W-wait! Don't you think this is all-" Aqua starts until Kazuma pushes forward half his dick disappearing inside her hole and the both of them go silent with a shivering exhale.
"Oh man~ No wonder that guy started a war for Helen~ I'd kill for this too~!" Kazuma thinks before realizing he is thrusting wildly into the fully clothed Goddess, the wet, divine melting sensation on his dick making his senses blurry save for an immediate bubble around them; the sweat on Aqua's small section of bare thigh, the oddly pleasant smell of fresh hay mixed with the starting sweat of their sex, the subtle shifting of hay and the not so subtle squelching of their crotches almost hiding Aqua's whimpering moans.
Almost.
Her eyes are glued to the travesty happening to her, alternating from between her fingers to Kazuma's lap going in and out of her, and an involuntary glance upward at his sneering grin. He pauses only a moment to grab her wrists and pull them towards him, using them as handles for his thrusting, but mainly to take away one of the last vestiges of cover for Aqua and looking fully on her blushed, tight lipped face.
"Are…are you done yet?" She asks, her prior tone of conceit somehow both gone and ever present in the question.
It makes Kazuma ram her faster now, finally drawing an open mouthed groan from Aqua. Kazuma's remaining sanity escapes with the sound escaping Aqua's mouth, making him pound her fully, balls slapping against her ass with each thrust, both their tongues hanging out their mouth, Aqua's walls gripping Kazuma's twitching cock, so much so that Aqua's eyes widen in realization.
"W-wait are you-"
She couldn't finish her question before Kazuma hilts inside, shooting three slow spurts inside Aqua. He pulls out with a sigh, the both of them breathing heavily a moment.
"You…are despicable~" She says in a breathy tone, accidentally sounding more sultry than she meant.
"Ditto~" Kazuma says back, maintaining his grip on her wrists.
"Let go…"
"I'm not done yet."
"What?" Aqua asks before looking down and seeing Kazuma still hard.
"How…I thought mortals needed a rest after…that?"
"Maybe your pussy blessed me with more stamina?" Kazuma asks with a smirk, smiling fuller when Aqua seriously considers it.
"That can't be…I'm a water Goddess not a love Goddess…"
"Could have fooled me."
"Shut up you NEET!"
"Still haven't learned anything have you? Good thing the night is long~" Kazuma says and Aqua looks up, cheeks blushing deeply as she speaks.
"W-wait! Just look!" She says looking downward. With a tilt of his head Kazuma looks down and sees water coming out of her pussy.
"…You peed yourself?"
"NO! I automatically purified your seed. You'll never be able to make a demi-god with me so-"
"I can cum inside every time without worry?" Kazuma asks, a lilt in his voice betraying his eagerness.
"That…is not what I meant. It means-"
"It means you're the perfect fuck toy. No risk of a kid and need to worry about clean up either~." Kazuma says and Aqua blanches while shuddering, stealing a glance downward at Kazuma's dick. Kazuma smirks before speaking again.
"Tell you what. If you put on a show of stripping for me, I'll let you sleep unbothered tonight~."
"S-strip? Out of my clothes?"
"Yes. Except the boots." Kazuma says while letting Aqua's arms go.
"Why do the boots stay on?" Aqua asks.
"Two reasons: It's a minor fetish of mine-"
"Gross…"
"And we ARE in a stable. I doubt you want to step in anything with your foot."
"Gross…" Aqua says before slowly standing and fidgeting. After a moment Kazuma gestures.
"Don't rush me…and can you not look so closely?"
"Defeats the purpose of having an arrogant Goddess strip for me of her own free will."
"This…isn't willing." She says before starting to undo her top with fumbling hands.
"Slowly, make it a show~." Kazuma says and Aqua frowns but complies, her hands becoming less an issue with unbuttoning her top, first the cleavage becoming visible, then her stomach, then her lower stomach as the final button is undone.
"Now raise your arms above your head."
"What? I won't be able to take it off if I-"
"Just do it~" Kazuma says while languidly jerking himself to Aqua's expense. She does so, and her nipples become half uncovered. She stands like this a moment, glancing away as Kazuma continues pumping away.
"Now do a little hip sway~"
"…I suppose doing this is still better than doing him…" Aqua thinks before doing a surprisingly smooth side motion, drawing a further grin from Kazuma.
"Now lower your arms and let it slide off." Aqua remains silent as doing so, a faint trace of electricity up her spine as she feels the fabric falls away, her upper body now bare. Glancing over she sees Kazuma with a bigger grin.
"No bra either? That uncomfortable too~?"
"Stupid…lusty human…" Aqua thinks before resting her hand on her skirt, teasingly pulling on the fabric despite her frown.
"Getting into it now~?" Kazuma asks.
"No, but it's obvious what you're going to ask next…"
"Not quite. Turn around and lean forward, I want to see your ass poke out from under that skirt one more time~"
"Ugh…" She groans out but does as he says, continuing the slow hip sway while leaning forward, trying to keep unwelcome thoughts about her skirt length away. To no success.
"How many departed souls caught a look up my skirt? How many townspeople today?! Ugh…What kind of Goddess flaunts her ass this much…?" With a grimace and not wanting to think anymore, she unclasps her skirt and lets it fall.
"Now put your hands behind your back~"
"…Why?"
"…To showcase your back better."
"Another NEET fetish?" She asks absentmindedly before complying with a hidden scowl.
"I'll never understand mortals…what could be so enticing about a-" Her thoughts cease when she feels a rough material looped around and tightened her wrists.
"What the- Kazuma?!"
"Yes, I'm Kazuma."
"I know what your name is but what are you doing?!" She asks as more rope is looped around her naked body, with circles around her breasts. The material ending in a makeshift bow on her lower back.
"Shibari."
"She bury what?"
"Its fetish knot tying."
"…You are so damn petty." Aqua says before being pushed into the wall and smacked on the ass.
"And you are so fucked~"
"Wait, wasn't the strip show enough?! What about not bothering me tonight?!"
"I lied." Kazuma says before smacking her other cheek, matching hand prints now visible on both as he lines up again and inserts himself into the Goddess.
"Still so tight~"
"So…Impudent…~" Aqua mutters, shivering against the stable wall, cheeks squished in as the pounding against her ass keeps her immobilized, unable to reasonably push back as she is used. Then Kazuma grabs her hair and pulls her head back, making her look up at him.
"I know you want to moan, and I want to hear how a Goddess melts while being dicked by a mere human~" Kazuma says, not slowing his pace.
"N-never…I barely feel a thing…~ Maybe if you were an actual stud, I'd enjoy this…more~"
"What was that~?"
"N-nothing, untie me and-eempfh~!" For a split second hearts appear in Aqua's pupils and Kazuma freezes.
"…Why'd you stop?"
"…You can actually get heart eyes?"
"What?" Aqua asks.
"Heart eyes, you get them?"
"Yeah, every Goddess can when we- wait, did I just get them now?" Aqua asks with a squeak of horror upon seeing Kazuma's grin widen. He answers by going faster into his haughty toy, and faster still when the holy grail of degeneracy appears again in her eyes. Kazuma doesn't even wave mentally goodbye to his reason, so lost in heart eyes and the clamping divine pussy, he has a passing worry that he'll break the wall from his trying to thrust the now freely moaning deity.
And neither of them could care less.
Aqua stands on her tips toes while shuddering under the unrelenting wall press, liquids dripping out of both her noisy mouths. Kazuma pants in tandem with her moans, Aqua's eyes get bigger still as she tries to find a rhythm into Kazuma's hips, and although finding mixed success, is enough to draw a few more groans from Kazuma and he eventually hilts again with many long spurts into her needy, gripping, and honest hole.
When he pulls away he maintains eye contact with Aqua, wondering if she can actually see in this state.
"Enjoying yourself~?" He asks, and she looks at him, pupils still pink and heart shape.
"I…didn't hate it as much as I thought I would…Is that all you got…Scumzuma~?" Aqua asks with a subtle lick of her lips.
Kazuma gives his reason a proper wave goodbye this time before tossing Aqua into the hay pile for a long, long night.
===
Kazuma wakes up first and looks down at the peacefully sleeping Aqua. At first he thought last night was a vivid, weird wet dream. Then he saw Aqua was tied up.
"…That can't be good…But it sure did feel good…Though this doesn't really change our financial situation much…Though the fact the stable master gave us our money back for the 'show' last night means we have more money… though I'm not sure how I feel about having an audience for my first time…even if they are supportive and generally positive…am I a budding exhibitionist? Is he gonna tell everyone in town now??" As Kazuma continues thinking Aqua wakes up with the strangest case of smooth looking bed head. She looks at Kazuma and blushes, glancing away while fidgeting somewhat before speaking.
"…Can you untie me…please?"
"Y-yeah sure…"
After that she dresses up.
"So, what now? The day laborer job?" Aqua asks with a hint of dread.
"Probably…though with how sore we are I don't think we're gonna- what the?!" Kazuma starts before a magic circle appears and lifts them into the air.
"Aqua?"
"It's not me! I'm just as surprised as you!"
Before either can try to figure anything out, they see the very familiar where they first met, now with another young woman sitting in a chair.
"Hello again, I am-"
"Eris? Why are we back?" Aqua asks.
"I was about to cover that Lady Aqua. Due to…recent events, we have decided to revoke Mr. Sato's request of taking you as his one item."
"What?! Wait…does that mean I'm going back there with nothing? Or does it mean I'm going to Hell?!"
"Pfft…serves you right Scumzuma~" Aqua says.
"Neither Mr. Sato. You'll be given a second chance to pick an item…we'll even memory wipe the town so you can begin your quest properly without impediment." Eris says while presenting a number of possible items and skills for me to take.
"I don't know these are still kinda wait…these are amazing! Where were these the first time around?!" Kazuma asks causing Aqua to glance away and Eris smiles painfully.
"That…is another reason why we are doing this Mr. Sato. Lady Aqua has been remiss in showing options to the departed recently…So please take your time in your selection. If you have any questions or would like to see other possibilities, don't hesitate to ask."
"…You are so much nicer than Aqua." Kazuma says.
"Hey…"
"Uh, thank you for the words but Lady Aqua is-"
"The absolute worst." Kazuma says cutting off Eris.
"Hey!"
"But I do have two questions…"
"Of course, what are they?" Eris asks, regaining her composure.
"What will happen to Aqua after this?"
"She will be punished in some regard. I do not know the exact punishment…"
"I see…and do you have any sexual skills?" Kazuma asks, causing both Eris and Aqua to blush.
"W-what?"
"Sexual skills…like-"
"I know what you mean…and yes there are skills like that but-"
"I would like to see them."
"Are you sure? I mean, these are all amazing skills and items here. Look, that one lets you don a suit of advanced armor like in a mecha show and lets you fly and shoot lasers and-"
"And is completely unsuitable to the tone of that world, which would hardly be a way to repay me and could make things worse for the people over in that world."
"Huh?" Eris asks, looking at me puzzled.
"Just think about it. They see me flying around like a mecha show hero while they are using swords and arrows, it'll naturally draw extra attention. Not only would it make me a bigger target, it would prompt a technological arms race, resulting in massive up ticks of death. The Demon Lord wouldn't need to do anything but wait for them to kill each other with their new found laser toys."
"That…that is a reasonable view actually Mr. Sato…but the skills you want-"
"Is my decision." Kazuma says, again cutting off Eris and starting to feel bad when he sees her blushing face.
"Huh…her blushing face makes me want to protect her and hug her and give her head pats…while Aqua's just makes me evil. Easy to see who the real Goddess here is…"
Eris straightens herself before speaking.
"These skills are rather niche, not to mention due to recent events, there is more than some distrust among the Heavens about you having access to them…they have been, if I am not mistaken in the word's use, 'nerfed' because they have lead to the onset of various tragedies and even the birth of a Demon King in a past age."
"Interesting…Now I want one even more~"
"Just curious, by 'recent events', do you mean my training this shitty Goddess last night until she was riding me of her own volition while tied up?" Kazuma asks causing both women to blush.
"Don't say that in front of my junior! A-and that never happened Eris, he's just little perverted NEET!"
"…We have a divine recording Lady Aqua." Eris says and Aqua sinks to her knees, eyes vacant.
"Another question…would it be possible to buff these skills to their original power level?"
"…Only if the seal on them is lifted and you would have to strengthen them on your own, but that will never be permitted Mr. Sato." Eris says.
"Perfect, I have a request to make."
"…What is it?"
"Sexual skill with the seal off and allow me to take this Goddess with me as her punishment."
"What?!"
"What?!"
"Did I misspeak?"
"No but…this is absurd!" Eris says, standing up now.
"Hardly. What better punishment than forcing her to travel with the mortal she offended enough to drag her to another world and be his steed in a stable? Can you think of a better way to teach her humility than to travel with that guy and see him take a shitty skill, build it back to it's world ending level? I'll even sweeten the deal by not taking up that offer of wiping the townspeople's memories and save you bunch some work. I feel like doing a sexy Dark Souls adventure."
"…You are depraved…" Eris says as Aqua blushes and fidgets on the floor, glancing at Kazuma.
"Yeah I can't deny that." Kazuma says and Eris gets a message bird.
"…Your terms are accepted Mr. Sato." Eris says and with a movement of her hands, brings out a handful of papers to replace all the other starters. Kazuma starts leafing through them, discarding some in a pile as he reads through them.
"Not into tentacles…or vore…That one could be cool if it was a sci fi setting…wait…OH!" Kazuma reads the last one with a glint in his eyes.
Pseudo Incubus: Wearer has increased sexual performance. Wearer can obtain one random stat or skill from sex partner. Can also create doppelgangers with reduced stats.
"Perfect~ But first…"
"Two more questions then I'll be out of your hair."
"…What are they?"
"Is it true any Goddess can have heart shaped pupils?" Kazuma asks and Eris tilts her head at him.
"Well…yes, when we exceptionally enjoy something. Gods too. Why do you ask about such a mundane matter?"
"It is anything but mundane and perfectly relates to my next question." Kazuma says while approaching Eris, his chosen starter in hand.
"And what is that?"
"Did you really offer yourself up to whoever defeats the Demon King?" Eris looks him in the eye before answering and taking his starter.
"…And if I said I have?"
"Then I can barely wait to see your eyes become hearts~" Kazuma says while reaching for Eris's chin. She side steps him, looking at him with a neutral expression.
"You are a most vile villain Kazuma."
"As much as I like hearing you say my name, that's just a rude and inaccurate accusation; I'm morally gray." Kazuma says, only half certain what that phrase means with a showman's hand flourish as the magic circles appear under him and Aqua, taking them back to the world.
At the last second, Kazuma thought he saw Eris grinning.