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They both spawn in, doing their starting match animations as the music chimes in. The Violins of Magicant's Theme erupts to a mighty roar once the brawl begins. All that's left is for the short countdown to subside so they may begin...
3, 2, 1, GO!!
Immediately Joker storms over to Shulk, rushing at a very alarming pace. It's immensely hard for Shulk to get a proper reading on his moves, because he's so swift, each time he tries to land a Special Attack, Regular Attack, or even a Charged Attack, it misses and fails. He's eating total shit this entire round, Joker not giving him even a second for a chance of comeback. He's picking up damage to his health-bar fast, and Joker keeps landing almost every single charged attack he makes on him. He needs to think fast, even faster than Joker...how can he overcome this? That's when it hits him, he needs to grab him, and throw him into the air to perform an Air Slash Attack.
So when he falls back onto the fluffy cloud's ground, he makes his move. He waits patiently, putting up his shield to defend himself from any of Joker's speedy attacks, even dodging with his shield still activated when he needs to evade. He's on the defense, and boy does it pay off when he finally clutches him by the throat. Shulk hits him, then does it again, and again, and again, before flinging him right up into the air like he'd promised himself. He's up, and before Joker has a chance to evade, or prepare a counterattack...Shulk performs a perfectly timed Air Slash.
And now Joker's been flung off screen, his death animation being the one where he's thrown into the distance by Shulk's attack. He immediately celebrates, performing one of his many taunts to both cheer himself on, and rile up his enemy. Unfortunately, it looks like he may've riled him up a bit too much, since before his animation's over...Joker is practically RIGHT behind him. Shulk feels an abundance of fear enter directly into his body, he can't do anything to recover, all he can do is brace for impact. And like so, impact is exactly what he receives.
Shulk is knocked onto the puffy fluffy ground of the pink cloud they're fighting on, Joker pinning him down with a menacing grimace and glint in his eye from above.
"Let go man! We're not supposed to be able to strike our enemies to the ground!!" Shulk cries out in alarm.
"Are we now? Well I guess I'm a rulebreaker then..." Joker laughs, his grin royally disturbing Shulk.
Are you joking? What kind of maniac had he gotten into the ring with??
"Listen man, you're defying the rules here. Can you back off now so we can keep fighting?" Shulk says.
"Nah, that's a nice offer though. I'm far more interested in "playing" with your body right now." Joker says.
Shulk can't believe what he just heard, does he have cloud in his ears? Did this maniacal force he's up against just say that he wants his body??
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Calm down there mate! I'm already spoken for okay?!" Shulk blurts out.
"That is true, but allow me to ask you a question..." Joker says, pausing to moisten his lips using his tongue.
"Does he satisfy you? Your needs?" he questions.
Shulk wants nothing more than to correct him, to slap him silly and tell him no, that Robin does indeed suffice in bed together!...but he can't. As of late, Robin's been neglecting certain needs of his, only stopping by for the occasional meal and even rarer times when he actually wishes to hang out with him. Robin's a very busy man, Shulk knows this...but these needs of him must be attended to by someone, and shamefully...he'd be lying if he didn't admit to sleeping with some of the other guys in the Super Smash Bros Ensemble, most notably being with Bowser. Joker is certainly an attractive man, and he's already cheated prior to this...
...So what the hell, why not?
"...No, he doesn't." Shulk says, ready to agree to whatever dirty things Joker has in mind for him.
"Oho~? That so? Well...I'd imagined there would be a little more hesitancy given I'm your long time rival and enemy..." Joker says.
Shulk looks at him with an expression that reads as confused. He has a rival? One who's also an enemy? For a long time??
"Uhhmmm...sorry, have we met before?" Shulk asks.
Joker stares at him in complete awe and disbelief of what he's just heard. Doesn't he remember him? Surely he must.
"Of course! We've fought countless times! You always scream about how much I kick your ass and the rare moments whenever you have the upper hand, you start screaming "you're my bitch" at me!!" Joker yells, clearly a tad frustrated at this comment.
"I-I don't remember that, sorry..." Shulk says.
Joker's face seems to tense up, he lets out an angered laugh as he begins furiously unbuckling his belt.
"Really now~?? Well I suppose I'll have to jog your memory. My regular boner has transformed into a hate boner!" Joker says.
The moment Shulk's pants are down, he feels a glove-cladded finger make itself present inside his anus. Shulk yelps out the pleading sounds of a man who hasn't been pleased in this way in a long, long while. Joker, being the nice man he is, plans to correct that. His finger smoothly slides across the walls of his rectum, giving it the relaxed thrills it hasn't known in a while, all with just one finger!
Shulk groans under his breath, this feels bad, this feels wrong. But that's how it always feels at first, before he starts getting really into it.
The pressure of another finger entering him is not surprising, what is surprising is that they spend only a short couple of seconds rubbing before working themselves out into a parting motion, effectively stretching out his asshole. Joker is sweating, licking his lips with precise focus at the forefront of his thought process. He closes his fingers back together before pulling them apart again, in a continuous cycle to thoroughly prepare him for what's next.
"Hot day isn't it?" Joker asks, rubbing his sweaty forehead and tugging softly at his collar as his fingers pull out.
"Nnngghhh...I guess." Shulk answers, not nearly as hot and sweaty as Joker is.
"Yeah, it's perfect because the sweat means I now have a wet enough dick to fuck you with~!" Joker responds, his fly unzipping quickly.
Shulk as Joker's penis expands just by his own rapid touching of it, before long it's fully erected and ready to plow through organs it seems like. He sticks it in with caution, being very mindful of Shulk's body. But just as Shulk was about to praise him for this, Joker begins twistedly fucking him at an alarming starting rate, going way too fast with each thrust and pull he makes. Shulk's stomach feels slight pain, his anus feels incredible pain, and overall he's uncomfortable. However, despite his clear body language, Joker ignores it to continue pursuit of his own desires. The bastard even starts snickering somewhat to himself when he notices how uncomfortable this has become for him.
Shulk majorly regrets his decision to agree to having this lunatic fuck him, as now his body is dissolving into feelings only a masochist would enjoy. Nevertheless, he can't butt out of this now, he's already gone too far into it to stop; so he just raises his thumb to his lips and bites down on it to stifle the pain somewhat. Joker catches notice of how far he's going and gets an idea.
"Ain't enjoying this are we? Let me help with that..." Joker says, his voice booming with dominance and authority as he grabs Shulk's cock.
Shulk grunts thickly as Joker begins heatedly rubbing the soft, squishy member. Within a matter of seconds, his hand job feels so intensely amazing that it already brings Shulk to a near climax. His moans louden in volume and nature as the harsh thrusting and attractively hardcore meat-stroking continues. These noises certainly do arouse Joker more than he already is, but it isn't enough...he wants to hear him whimper, to bring him to his lowest...
...He wants to DESTROY him!
"Your boyfriend doesn't love you, filthy slut..." Joker says, his words making Shulk's guilt resurface onto his surprised reaction to them.
"He's gonna leave you when he finds out you had sex with your most hated enemy on a pink fucking cloud. One you're supposed to be fighting with, you degenerate..." he says, his words almost bringing Shulk to tears as he turns his head away and closes his eyes.
Joker doesn't like that.
"Look at me when I speak to you, filth." Joker snarls, harshly grabbing Shulk's lower jaw and lifting it back to the position it was in earlier before he decided to get an attitude over the nasty things he's said.
"You know it's true, you know it..." Joker says, a horribly cocky smile imprinted upon his person.
Some slight drops of tears find themselves coursing down Shulk's cheeks as his regret fully resurfaces, to a place so high he can't even realize nor contain it anymore. His eyes remain shut as his body begins taking control over his emotions, fixing to a climax mere moments after the tears fade away from his face. Shortly after, Shulk can hear the shift in Joker's breathing as he too comes to a climax, exhaling quick and hefty breaths of air leading into a massive groan of pleasure and thrill as he finally orgasms, not even possessing the curtesy to pull out when climaxing.
Once he pulls out, he breathes while staring down at him with a victorious expression. Shulk looks up at him, completely pissed.
"Fuck you, bastardly pig..." Shulk disgustedly exclaims.
"You're the one who wanted to fuck me sweetheart, you have no one but yourself to blame for this..." Joker expresses, his tone calm and chivalrous.
"Yeah, I did. Now I'm gonna beat your ass while you're weak motherfucker." Shulk exclaims, kicking Joker in the balls and swiping him off-stage with his sword.
Within seconds, Joker is knocked off-screen and the match is over, Shulk remaining as the victor as his enemy bitterly applauses him.