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Your were visiting an old dying friend from your old hometown. And having a month of free time aside from you hanging out with your dying old friend you decided to work at your uncles restaurant as a chef for a month.
But then one week into your work a 4th cousin that you use to compete with, visits the town, and you lied that you have been a chef in your uncles very successful restaurant for at least 2 years now and you were not woking on your farm that you inherited from your grand parents. You lied because this cousin and her parents believe that they should have gotten the farm but knowing the competition between you two the farm being given to you would be a cause of great envy and divide on the family, that is why there is a lie where your uncle got the farm instead of you, to not cause any divide in the family.
"Oh i didn't know that you work here" kate said as she look around the kitchen
"Oh yeah i have been working here close to 2 years now" i said with a nod to emphasize my lie
"Really? How come i haven't seen you the times i have come here before?" Kate asked narrowing her eyes
"Its just bad timing" i said and shrugged like its no big deal
"If i am not working here where else would i be? This is the best restaurant in our country this is the best place i can work at as a culinary graduate" i said
"Hmmm yeah..." Kate said with a nod but is now looking at me sideways
" Believe me. If i am lying then how come i have two roommates that i have been roommates for almost two years now? If you want you can visit me" I said in a very confident voice like i am not lying
"Sure ill come visit you" kate said as she skip and hugged me happy that she can prove herself right and to cause me trouble
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"Oh my god why did i say that!?" I said in my very drunk state
"Its fine its a fixable situation" my uncle said
I just groaned in misery
I look to my right and i see this two people they look alike, maybe they are siblings? They look similar aside from the boy having green eyes and the girl having pink eyes. They also look like thay haven't showered for a while, a runaway? I thought
Without thinking i approach them
"Heyyyy" i said to them and they look at me but the girl smiled cheerfully at me
"Yes?" Asked the girl
"Leave us alone" the boy said
"You look like you don't have a place to stay at" i said and took a sip of my beer
"So?" Asked the boy
"I have a place though you can only stay for 4 weeks, but i think that's enough time for you to get back to your feet's even though a bit unstable. And its got great security, even the fbi cant come in hehe" i said and smiled still drunk
The siblings look at each other
"Alright, where is your place?" The boy asked and stand up
"Oh wait let me get my take out first then we can go hehe" i said and went to pay for my drinks and added more food to my takeouts
"Lets goooo" i said and called for an uber
We got to my apartment with a nice and wide balcony
"Home sweet homeeeee" i said and put the take outs on the table
"The spare rooms are at the right each bedrooms have there own bathrooms and my room in just on the left, come get some food and you may choose which bedrooms you choose to sleep on. Good nightttt" i said and i passed out on the sofa and slept
"Why don't we just kill her now?" I hear a girl say
"Because the fucking government is looking for us and what she offered is a pretty sweet deal we can just wait for 4 week then kill her if we have to or anytime if we have to. Lets just give this a try" i hear a boy say
"But what about my trinket?"
"There are other people out there and besides it just got charge"
"Fine! But what if she wakes up not remembering her offer? Do we kill her then?"
"I have it all in recording, if she tries to deny i can just tell her the article and section on the law about this, its a fucked up country but it does have some perks to it"
"Alright then, we wait 4 weeks and then we kill her"
"If we have to"
"Fine whatever!"
I start waking up with a terrible headaches and from all this shouting
"What happened?" I asked while clutching my throbbing head
"You invited us to live in your place for 4 weeks" the boy said
"What? That's crazyyyy" i said then i drink water then i stop for a second then said
"Oh right i did say that ahaha. Whoops i should not have drink too much haha. But you two can stay for the agreed duration"
"Thank you" the boy said looking relieved
"But i have simple rules" i said and they look at me serious
"Clean up after your self, i don't want noise after 11 pm and last but not the least please bath everyday, i have a strong sense of smell and you two smell like my shampoo and body wash but not even those can remove the stink of days of not showering" i said and i pinch my nose
"Sorry i don't want to be rude but i just have terrible great sense of smell" i said
"Alright jeez!" The girl said
" But do we all agree to the three rules?" I asked
"Yes"
"Yeah yeah"
"Good, now please go take a bath again, while i make myself feel better" i said as i shood them away
"Oh my god, why did i this" then i rest my head on my hands
"Well as long that they are not murderers then what's the problem" i said then i went to prepare breakfast and a hangover soup