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Hot! It’s so hot! Why did I decide to jog around town when today’s the hottest it’s ever been?! Me and my dumb exercise routine are to blame! All of this trouble to remain slim like my brother. Ah-hah! There’s a big tree with so much wonderful shade off in the distance. If only I can make it, I’ll be saved from these disrespectful rays of the sun! As I get closer and closer, it seems to only get farther away. I come to a stop, falling onto my hands and knees, bowing to the mighty sun for I am a fool! I give up! I lie down flat on the sizzling sidewalk, allowing myself to cook like a human pancake. I’m sure if I persevered just a little longer, I could make it to the sweet luxury that is the shade.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. So, this is how I die, huh? Of heatstroke on a sidewalk? What a terrible fate to have been met with. Everything is getting blurry. Wait a minute. Maybe it’s not my time yet! I still have the water bottle in my pocket! With my shaky hands, I manage to pull it out. Untwisting the cap, I stick my desert of a tongue out as I await the divine relief of liquid nourishment.
Only a drop of water lands on my tongue. Not enough to save me but I’m not picky. At least I got a taste of water to help me as I begin to expire. On the other side of the street, I notice a mother and her son walking. Her son looks at me.
“Mommy, why is that person lying down on the sidewalk?” He asks.
“Pay the young man no attention, Sweetie. He’s just a weirdo,” she answers. That’s not nice. Can’t you see that I’m suffering? Oh well, they have walked off now. Time to become one with the sidewalk. Become one with its concrete. As I pass into the next world beyond, I see a figure seemingly running towards me. It doesn’t matter anymore as my eyelids weigh heavy. I close my eyes and embrace my sun-baked death.
Huh, so it really is just nothing after death? I goddamn knew it! I guess the belief of another world was too exciting to pass up. I blame you, Isekai genre! I wanted to be a reborn hero, do quests, and live happily! It would’ve been so awesome!
“Hey! Are you ok?” The voice of a girl asks. A g-girl? Maybe there’s still a chance that I’ve transferred to another world. Perhaps I’ll wake up and see a cute girl’s face looking down at me with my head resting on her lap while we’re in a grassy field.
“Riiiise and shiiiiine!” She exclaims. Some cold liquid washes over my face. Is it water? Whatever it is, it feels really nice. More of what I assume is cold water starts to hit me. Okay, maybe that’s a bit much. A torrent of water rushes over my face like a waterfall! This breathless sensation… Am I drowning?! I jolt up off of my back, breathing for dear life.
“Huh? Is this the new world?!” I shout, looking around frantically.
“No, sleepyhead. This is the real world!” She cheerfully exclaims.
“So, you tried waterboarding me?!” I yell, running a hand through my wet red hair.
“Oops! That’s my bad! Got a little carried away!” She giggles sheepishly. “Let me help you up.” Tilting my head up, my eyes notice the girl is standing before me, offering her rather big hand. She’s… not a human? Wait, she’s a monster girl?! A genuine monster girl before my very eyes?! I mean they’re not rare around here or anything. Quite common actually. BUT SHE’S TALKING TO ME! And she’s super cute too! Oh my god! To hell with that fantasy! I’m so glad to be alive!
“Hellooo? Anyone still home in there?” She pokes my forehead.
“H-Huh?” I shake my head, snapping out of it.
“Are you going to sit there and blush at me or are you going to take my hand, Silly?” She inquires, smiling.
“Y-yeah!” I nod. Taking her hand, she pulls me up onto my feet. Her furry hand has really soft padding like the paw of a dog.
“If I didn’t happen to come upon you by chance, you would’ve succumbed to heatstroke there,” she informs. Noticing the lack of the sun beaming down on us, I realize that we are under the shade of a big tree. It’s probably the same tree I tried to make it to before I passed out. I also see the bucket she must’ve used to pour water on me. There’s still some water in it actually.
“Thanks! I would’ve been a goner,” I grab the bucket and shove my face in it, chugging the cool water like it’s going outta style. Such sweet relief!
“You’re welcome but you gotta be careful from now on. You got really lucky that I showed up when I did,” she advises.
“Oh, trust me. I’ll be so much more cautious,” I put the bucket down only to see a big grin on her face. Her tail is even wagging excitedly while her eyes are locked on to mine. What’s going on?
“W-Why are you looking at me like that?” I stutter nervously, worried about her impending answer.
“I just came up with a fantastic idea!” She replies.
“And what’s that?” I ask. She grabs my hands, surprising me.
“I’ll be your personal trainer! How about it?” She proposes enthusiastically.
“W-Wait what?!” I exclaim.
“It’ll be so much fun, won’t it? So, say yes!” She insists.
“W-Well, I mean I’m not objecting, but why help a complete stranger out?” I question.
“You mean you don’t recognize me? Maybe you should take another look,” she suggests. Oh no! I haven’t really been keeping up to date on things! C’mon brain, don’t fail me now!
She must be pretty popular in the fitness crowd. Waaaiit a minute. That’s ridiculous! There’s no way I’m talking to her ! R-Right? If it’s not her, then maybe she’ll be at least flattered to be mistaken for such.
“You’re Polt, riiiight?” I ask with uncertainty. Her eyes light up.
“Bingo!” She shouts. Oh. My. God!
“I’m not worthy of you being my personal trainer!” I exclaim quickly.
“Oh, c’mon! Don’t think like that. I’m nothing special,” she tries to downplay herself. Doesn’t she own a spa, a stadium, and not to mention Sports Club Kobold? With how famous those places are, there’s no de-emphasizing it but at least she’s humble. “So, since y’know who I am, what’s your name?” How surreal this all is.
“R-Ryuta,” I stutter. “And I accept your offer.”
“It’s nice to meet you, Ryuta! Starting today, I’m going to help you stay fit!” She declares. Her enthusiastic energy is infecting me and getting me hyped up about this despite me being somewhat confused at how fast things are moving. Guess I just gotta go with the flow as he would probably say.
“Right! I’m counting on you then!” I smile confidently. She hugs me rather suddenly, her chest pushing into mine.
“P-Polt,” I stammer. Unexpected, but I’m not complaining at all!
“I’ll do my best!” She hugs me tighter. She’s kinda crushing me now and it’s starting to feel more like hell than heaven.
“You could ease up a bit, ya know?” I suggest, chuckling to make it sound like I’m not in pain.
“Oh, sorry,” she apologizes, freeing me from her embrace. “Anyway, we’ve done enough talking now. Let’s get going!” She grabs my right wrist, suddenly taking off like a bullet and forcing me to run with her.
“Where are we going exactly?” I ask.
“To exercise, of course!” She answers. “I said starting today, didn’t I?”
“I didn’t think you meant literally today! I thought maybe we would actually start tomorrow!” I yell.
“Well, time waits for no one!” She laughs. Did… did I make a grave mistake?
“We only have a couple of hours left before it’s night, don’t we?” I ask.
“That’s why we are going to do a little bit of fast travel,” she replies. Is she being serious?
“We can’t do that in real-time! We can’t just jump cut when we feel like it! This isn't an anime or a video game!” I argue against her idea.
“Okay, Ryuta! I want you on this treadmill for a good thirty minutes,” she instructs.
“Wait, where are we? We were just running down the sidewalk,” I ask, confused.
“We’re inside Sports Club Kobold, of course. Now get started because those thirty minutes aren’t going to do themselves,” she gently pushes me onto the treadmill.
“But how did we—,” I start to say.
“Just go with the flow,” she interjects.
“Fair enough, I suppose,” I shrug, giving up on rational thought. “So how many minutes running and how many walking?”
“You’re going to run the full thirty,” she answers. Excuse me!?
“That’s… a bit demanding, isn’t it?” I question.
“You certainly complain a lot and ask a lot of questions. Could it be that your heart’s not in it?” She taunts with a smug look on her face. So that’s how you wanna play this?
“Fine! I’ll show you! I’ll blow your expectations out of the water!” I shout.
“That’s the spirit!” She encourages me. Starting up the treadmill, I get my pace going. I can do this!
“Oh, wait. I can’t let you cheese this,” she says while I’m only two minutes in.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” I inquire.
“You gotta be going at max speed otherwise it’s too easy,” she says. Seriously? More like too insane if you ask me!
“Let’s not get too crazy now! Hey, stay away from that button!” I try to dissuade her.
“Boop!” She presses the speed button. The treadmill dramatically speeds up and I kick it into high gear, desperately trying to keep up.
“See? You’re doing just fine!” She assures. “Keep it going!” Despite my best efforts, it’s all for naught and I immediately tire out, getting thrown off the treadmill. On the ground, I lay in slight pain and just glad I didn’t miraculously break anything.
“Nine minutes! You performed better than I thought you would!” she says ecstatically. So, this was just a test then?
“Ugh. What did you even expect from me?” I ask, getting up off the floor.
“You see… I kinda thought you would fly off after thirty seconds. Hehe,” she giggles sheepishly, averting her eyes while twiddling her fingers.
“In other words, you had zero faith in me to do any of that?!” I call her out, pointing an accusatory finger at her.
“Now, now! That’s not true in the slightest, Ryuta,” she chuckles nervously with her hands up.
“What else could you mean by that?” I question, squinting at her. “Do enlighten me.”
“W-Well… I… Uhh… Please forgive me!” She shouts, hugging me out of nowhere. H-Her c-chest. Maybe I can let it slide just this once. No! What are you thinking, Ryuta? Give her an inch and she might take a mile.
“N-No,” I refuse.
“You won’t forgive me?” She asks softly, pressing her breasts even more so against my chest. Now I know for sure that she’s aware of what she’s doing! I won’t lose to her!
“Y-You’re… forgiven,” I reluctantly say, hugging her back. Damn it!
“Yay!” She cheers. “But seriously, you did really well today.”
“T-Thanks, Polt,” I stammer.
“Chu,” she gives me a kiss on my left cheek. Blood rushes to my face in an instant. D-Did that r-really just happen? I-I think I’m going to explode!
“I’ve reached my limit today! Please excuse me for a moment!” I shout quickly, pulling myself away from her and running out of the workout room.
“R-Ryuta?! Where are you going exactly?” she questions, worried as she chases after me.
“To cool off!” I yell as I run into the swimming pool area and jump in. “Oh wait! I can’t swim!” I hit the water and make a big splash, sinking to the bottom. Well, I guess this is how I really die. I’m fine with that. I met a wonderful girl and even got a cheek kiss at the end of the day. What more could I ask for?
“You can’t go dying in my pool! Hold on, I’m coming!” She yells, diving in. Rescuing me, she pulls us up back to the surface, simply laughing it off together. After drying off, we call it quits and leave. “So what did we learn today?” She asks as we stand outside of Sports Club Kobold.
“Exercise is important but don’t overdo it!” I answer.
“And?” She adds.
“Don’t go jumping into water when you know you can’t swim,” I chuckle, embarrassed.
“Mhmm. That concludes our session today,” she gives me a thumbs up.
“I’m happy to have met you and have you as my personal trainer!” I smile at her.
“Awww, thank you! That means a lot to me,” she smiles back at me. As we shake hands, a curious thought comes to mind. I wonder.
“Hey, Polt. Before we go our separate ways, may I try something on you?” I request.
“Certainly,” she affirms. I pet her on the head. “R-Ryuta!” She stutters, blushing.
“Who’s a good girl?” I tease, adding in scritches.
“I’m a good girl!” She replies ecstatically while her tail wags excitedly. I figured as much though I didn’t actually think it would work. I’ll consider that payback for the spontaneous kiss.
“Alright, I’m done,” I start to pull my hand away but she grabs onto my wrist, not letting me remove my hand.
“Not yet! Just a few more minutes please!” She begs.
“Really? Very well” I sigh. Adhering to her request, I pet her a little longer. It ends up taking roughly twenty minutes before she finally has had enough.
“I’ll see you tomorrow, right?” She asks.
“Of course!” I affirm.
“See you later then!” She waves as she takes her leave.
“See ya!” I wave back. With that, I make my way back home. After having some healthy homemade ramen for dinner, I take a shower then throw myself into bed. Today was very bizarre but still fun nonetheless. I always wondered what monsters were like in person, but I never really had the courage to approach one because I was too shy. Luckily, Polt was the one to approach me and now I know they are just exactly like us. I wonder what hosts go through with their homestays. It does sound exciting despite however crazy it could possibly get plus you’re being a huge help all the while you bond and make new friends and such. No fair! Hosts are probably having a much more fun life than I am by the way I’m thinking about it! I sigh.
Oh, who am I kidding? I wouldn’t want to be a host because I’d be terrible at it. It requires so much responsibility and being the person who almost killed himself twice in one day doesn’t spark the sought after qualities of a host to me. So, I’ll gladly stay in my lane but make an effort to engage more with those who are in the program.
A week quickly passes by. Polt and I spent each day jogging around the city and doing stretches at her gym. It’s impossible not to be exhausted by the end of our sessions because she can tell when I start slacking. I’m not complaining because it’s nice to have someone to push you to do your best. Exercising with a friend is pretty refreshing honestly. She’s so caring. She makes me feel so… happy. Yet it’s become more difficult to be around her. I even had to cut our session short yesterday because I just couldn’t deal with how weird my heart felt. I haven’t felt like this in a while.
Could it be… that I have gotten feelings for her? Isn’t that illegal or something like that? I don’t know. I’ll ask her tomorrow and if it’s not, then I’ll confess and ask her on a date. It’s easier said than done though. Enough about all that now. I gotta relax my body since we’re not doing a session today. Getting out of bed, I head to the kitchen. What am I going to eat for breakfast? As I look through the pantry, the doorbell rings. That’s strange. I wasn’t expecting anyone today. Who could it be? Going to the front door, I unlock and open it up. E-Eh?! W-What?!
“P-P-Polt?!” I exclaim, surprised and confused.
“Hiya, Ryuta!” She greets me with her typical excitement.
“How do you know where I live?” I ask.
“I have a really powerful nose, so I just sniffed your sweat rag from my gym and followed that scent here,” she explains as I let her in. That’s… not creepy at all.
“You should’ve called to tell me you were coming over then” I anxiously rub the back of my head.
“I got super excited about this new exercise I thought up, so I wasn’t really thinking about anything else,” she explains.
“A new exercise, huh?” I raise an eyebrow, slightly curious. “I’m interested as long as we’re not doing it today.”
“It’s completely different from the usual stuff we do. Just do this one with me and I’ll let you relax. Please?” She begs, clasping her hands together. Can’t really say no to her.
“Alright, show me what this new thing of yours is,” I concede to her request, and she immediately grabs my right hand. Am I crazy or does something feel… different?
“Then let’s go!” She says cheerfully, pulling me along.
“W-Where are we going exactly?” I inquire.
“Wherever your bedroom is,” she responds.
“I-It’s in the back,” I answer.
“Just wait until you see this,” she leads me to my bedroom. Please don’t involve using my dresser. I would die of embarrassment if she opened a very specific drawer.
“Okay, I need you to sit on the side of your bed,” she instructs.
“Like this?” I ask, simply planting my butt on it.
“Perfect!” She replies. I was going to wait until tomorrow but she’s here now so ain’t no time like the present!
“H-Hey, so I’ve been wondering about something,” I say.
“Sorry, but could it wait just a moment?” She questions. “I’ll hear you out after we’re done.”
“Yeah, that’s fine,” I nod.
“Are you ready?” She asks.
“I guess so,” I affirm. Don’t really know what I’m ready for but I assume I must stay still.
“Actually, what am I supposed to be doi—,” she swiftly leans forward, kissing my lips with her hands firmly grabbing my shoulders. Wh-What?! Is this real?! Caught off guard, I pull my lips away.
“You don’t want to do it?” She asks softly, her right hand moving down to rub my left thigh.
“I… I didn’t think it was on your mind,” I say hesitantly.
“You were gonna tell me that you like me, right?” Her left hand tenderly caresses my cheek.
“I was going to ask you on a date too, but all of this is illegal to begin with, isn’t it,” I ask.
“They amended it a few weeks ago so it’s all completely legal, especially engaging in sexual activity,” she explains. So I worried for nothing?
“I didn’t know that,” I reply. My heart is pounding so much.
“So do you wanna have sex now or wait until after a date?” She questions. “I’m fine with either.”
“I… wanna do it now but I-I’ve never done this sorta thing before!” I stammer nervously, blushing.
“I-I haven’t either, so we’ll feel this out together so don’t worry,” she assures me. We kiss again, my hands grabbing her waist. Pausing for a moment, she pulls off her tank top, baring her big furry boobs. W-Wow! That alone got me rock hard! Taking her right boob in my mouth, I eagerly flick my tongue against her nipple while I caress her left boob. Hearing my name in her soft moans really turns me on. It’s so jarring yet pleasant seeing her like this. Removing her boob from my mouth, I take off my shirt while she kneels and helps discard my pants and underwear.
“Already ready to go, I see,” she smirks at my erection. Taking my stiffened member in her mouth, moans escape my lips as she bobs her head. Pulling me out, she traps my dick between her boobs, titfucking me. Oh god! I can’t… hold it in!
“Ah! P-Polt, I’m cumming!” I warn.
“Shoot it out for me, Ryuta~!” She begs seductively, keeping her mouth open with her tongue hanging out.
“Gah! Shit!” I gasp, firing my hefty load on her tongue and chest.
“There’s so much of it!” She giggles before swallowing. “And I love your salty taste too!” She stands up and takes off her hot pants, leaving her in nothing but navy-blue panties. I stand up and pull her into me.
“Polt, y-you’re so beautiful and sexy,” I compliment softly while squeezing her ass. “I’ll do everything to make sure you’re a happy and satisfied woman!” That makes her deeply blush.
“I-I’ll do the same for you too, Ryuta!” She shouts, tackling me onto the bed. On top of me, she looks deeply into my eyes and lays a hand back on my cheek. We share yet another kiss, our tongues clashing with that salty flavor being shared between us. After a few more minutes, she rolls us over, putting me on top. Moving down to her crotch and taking off her damp panties, I go down on her, licking her pussy. “Kah! R-Ryuta!” She yelps, her body trembling. A lot sweeter than I imagined. I love it! She grabs the back of my head as I continue eating her out.
“Deeper!” She begs, burying my face further in her crotch. Per her request, I insert my tongue inside her, thrusting with it.
“Aahn! Y-Yes~! I’m… I’m cumming!” She yells, her hand on my head tensing up and her body quaking. She pants as her orgasm subsides. Withdrawing my tongue, I get up on my knees.
“I… I need you inside me,” she pleads softly, spreading her pussy apart for me. Grabbing my dick, I line it up and gently push forward with my hips. We gasp loudly as I penetrate her, pushing the rest of me inside.
“Are you okay?” I ask, concerned.
“Y-Yeah. We can continue,” she assures me. I thrust slowly, getting used to this new sensation and the unbelievable pleasure that comes with it. Her moist boiling insides are gripping me so tightly.
“Faster, Ryuta!” She requests. Speeding up for her, everything suddenly intensifies and only after a few minutes, I find it hard to stop the inevitable.
“Polt!” I shout, getting even faster.
“Ryuta, come here!” She holds her arms out to me, and I lie down on top of her, her arms tightly embracing my neck.
“I’m at my limit!” I exclaim.
“Me too! Cum inside me! Fill my pussy up!” She pleads, locking her legs around my waist. Moaning louder together, we climax, my dick shooting semen deep inside her. Pulling out, I lie down beside her, both of us panting heavily as we cuddle. She takes my hand into hers, interlocking her fingers and I reciprocate. We nuzzle our faces against each other, exchanging a few brief kisses.
“So where do you wanna go for our da—,” the bedroom door is suddenly kicked down and the wall is blown in, interrupting me and causing both of us to scream and cover ourselves up.
“FREEZE!” A woman wearing black sunglasses yells, standing in the doorway with a pistol aimed at us.
“YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN!” More women shout, coming in from the blown down wall and all sorts of more guns trained on us. Red laser sights are all over our bodies. What… WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?
“W-What’s happening?!” I ask, panicking as I process the situation. The woman with sunglasses is seemingly human but the others are all different monster species. Who are they? Some kind of task force?
“You’re under arrest,” the human woman declares.
“You mean because we had sex?! I thought the laws were amended?!” I inquire quickly.
“They were but it only applies to those in the program at the moment, not the general public,” the woman explains. Wellllll, shit! Polt holds onto me tightly.
“Ms. Smith, this is my fault! I thought it applied to the public now and so I initiated the action, not him,” Polt clarifies the situation. They know each other?
“P-Polt, that’s you?” Ms. Smith says, surprised. “That may be true, but he still should’ve known. Ignorance of the law is unacceptable!”
“Polt, it’s okay,” I say gently.
“No, it’s not! I won’t let them take my Ryuta!” Polt shouts. Ms. Smith sighs.
“Weapons down,” Ms. Smith orders, all of them train their guns off of us. Phew! That’s a relief. “I’ll give you an offer on behalf of Polt.” Please don’t be something somehow more horrible than prison.
“What is it?” I ask.
“You’ll go to our building, and we’ll get you registered,” Ms. Smith replies.
“Really? Thank you, Ms. Smith!” Polt rejoices. Thank the powers that be.
“Like what? In a few days or next week?” I ask.
“Oh no, I mean today,” Ms. Smith clarifies.
“Well, that’s not so ba—,” I begin to say.
“You have about one to two hours to do so. Depends on how I feel, really,” Ms. Smith interjects. Is she being serious?
“But I don’t even know where it is!” I point out.
“Oh well! You better get on it then,” Ms. Smith chuckles, looking smug. This woman is going to agitate me repeatedly in the future, isn’t she?
“Fine. It’s better than the slammer,” I sigh.
“Welp, my work here is done. Squad out,” Ms. Smith orders her team.
“Mission success!” The other women shout happily. Everyone immediately leaves and talks casually to each other like they didn’t just kick a door down and burst through my bedroom wall! How much money is this going to cost? I exhale deeply. Shifting my attention to Polt, she gives me a reassuring smile and I smile back. I’ll get over it, especially with Polt in my life. After taking a shower, we make the smart decision to get dressed in the living room.
“Seems our date will have to wait,” Polt says as I throw my arms around her waist, hugging her from behind.
“Unfortunately,” I shake my head.
“If you need money for the repairs, I’ll gladly give it to you,” she offers to me.
“Thanks. I honestly forgot you own highly successful businesses,” I chuckle.
“Yep! Maybe we’ll get ourselves a nice big house later down the line,” she says cheerfully. I-Is she already implying that she wants kids?
“U-Us? W-With kids?” I mutter, blushing.
“Hmm? Whatcha say, Ryuta?” She asks.
“N-Nothing!” I say quickly, letting go of her.
“Well, you best go on your way before you’re outta time,” she reminds me.
“About that. Who were they?” I ask.
“That was Ms. Smith and the MON Squad. They will most likely explain the rest,” she says as I take my leave.
“Got it. And you wouldn’t happen to know where the building Ms. Smith mentioned is, would you?” I inquire, turning around.
“Not really. It’s been some time since I've been there, so you’ll have to look it up. I’m sorry,” she apologizes. It was worth asking at least.
“That’s quite alright. See you soon,” I say as she gives me a quick peck on the lips.
“See ya in a few hours. Be safe,” she advises.
“I will,” I affirm, walking out the door. Not at all how I expected this day to go. Let’s get this registration stuff handled and things will be just like they were. Or at least I hope so!