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Backstage one evening, after their performance but before the end of the show, WOOAH were hanging out engrossed on their phones. Nana saw the pic first but was too stunned to say anything.
“Whoa, did you see what Eunbi’s wearing for the Waterbomb Festival this year?” asked Wooyeon, whom I would describe as pretty, cute, and devious.
“Kwon Eunbi,” said Nana. The hot soloist was their senior, after all.
“That’s a downgrade from last year, for sure,” said Lucy. Whom I would describe as pretty, sexy, and devious.
Nana found the offending pic. Eunbi was wearing a bikini similar to last year’s but under it was a white piece of clothing, that was almost a blouse.
“That’s a whole lot less fun,” said Minseo, whom I would describe as pretty, hot, and a dork.
“Darn it! You know what? We should host our own private waterbomb festival, idols only, and have some real fun around here!” said Wooyeon. I told you she was devious.
“What’d you have in mind?” asked Lucy amicably.
“We just…ask all the chicks we know, if they want to have a slightly structured lesbian orgy, and then provide.”
“But will anyone want to join us?” asked Sora, whom I would describe as cute, cute, and adorable.
“Of course they would, sweetheart,” said Wooyeon encouragingly.
Nana could only hope. All this talk was getting to her in her tight-fitting stage clothes.
***
Invitations were sent, and the response was so great, they let other groups join in the fun. The locale was a small resort hotel in the middle of nowhere, which they rented in its entirety. There was an outdoor pool and hot tub, and whatever the hell else this story will require. Soon all the attendees had arrived, and Nana realized she had to MC this gig.
“Welcome, um…welcome, ladies and…lovers! To the Topless Waterbomb Festival!”
Polite applause and dirty looks, dirty as in perverted, not angry. Nana continued by introducing the various groups. First there was Eunbi, whom I would describe as hot, sexy, and matriarchal. She was the mascot for IZ*ONE, accompanied by Chaeyeon. Anyway, Eunbi had on a bikini that covered the bare minimum to qualify as swimwear, and Chaeyeon, more conservatively dressed, whipped it off her in no time at all. The crowd went politely wild.
“I’m so thirsty right now,” whispered Wooyeon. Next to her, Lucy reflexively covered her own chest. She by default was WOOAH’s own mascot. Nana’s boobs, as nice as they are, were a distant second compared to hers.
“Oh,” continued Nana, “here’s H1-KEY!”
It was just Hwiseo presenting Yel, who wasn’t wearing a shirt or bikini at all, just a piece of paper with a string hanging around her neck, the bland words ‘ANIME TITTIES’ printed across the front. Everyone understood the reference, and a moan passed through the crowd as Hwiseo removed Yel’s cover; even Eunbi sighed with physical yearning.
“This actually makes my head and heart hurt,” admitted Minseo.
“I want her,” said Wooyeon. “I want her so bad…”
Vivi was there to present Hyeju, on behalf of Loosemble. ARTMS wasn’t participating, not officially, but Heejin had shown up, because she wanted to eat. She and Vivi thoroughly enjoyed embarrassing Hyeju with their boob-nuzzling antics, and while they were destined to lose, the crowd was riled up all the same.
Next was Cignature, Jeewon accompanied by Chaesol and Semi. Jeewon by this point had come to embrace her maximal mammarization, and threw her own top off at Nana’s feet. Nana picked it up off the ground, along with her jaw, and hugged it tight.
“Did we remember to make a rule that we get to make love to every contestant?” she asked in earnest.
“I put it in the rulebook,” said Wooyeon slyly. Behind her, Sora quietly sobbed as she pined for the boobilicious bounty gathering before them.
Yuki of Purple Kiss brought Swan, no surprise there. But then Yeonhee and Dahyun of Rocket Punch showed up. Their boobiest member, Juri, had already left the group and returned home to Japan, so the two of them were doomed if they wanted to compete. Like Heejin, however, they were merely there to satisfy their pumpkin and oyster craving, or whatever food as boobs and pussy analogy you wish to indulge. They flashed their tits all the same, and stepped aside for the next girl group.
Which was IVE. Wonyoung, Liz, and Rei couldn’t decide on who had the biggest boobs, so they all opted to compete. This was a violation of the rules, but like Rocket Punch moments before, nobody gave a fuck.
LE SSERAFIM did follow the rules. Yunjin and Kazuha manhandled an excessively horny Chaewon, necking her while rubbing oil on her tits. They finished her off with an aggressive joint fingerfucking that left Chaewon hanging limply in their arms. Finally, rounding out the sapphic assembly, were Chowon and two of her gals in LIGHTSUM, Chaehyun, Mashiro, and Yeseo of Kep1er (“Something about this feels very familiar,” muttered Yeseo under her breath) and three members of the nugu group CSR.
“Why’d we invite them?” asked Wooyeon all innocently.
“Oh…I wanted to see some new faces—”
“And tits,” added Lucy.
“—anyway, I like the cut of their jib, so to speak—”
“You sure use some weird idioms or whatever when you’re nervous,” said Minseo.
“Oh, just look at them, they’re so cute!” finished Nana.
And they were cute. Especially Yuna. But their entry in the contest, Seoyeon, had boobs that could barely be contained in her shirt, and they just poured out when her friend Sua pulled it up over her head.
Yuna’s boobs weren’t half bad, either…
***
At this point, they had to have an actual competition, and WOOAH provided. First, all the eligible contestants lined up in front of the swimming pool, and the onlookers used secret ballots to judge them. Then whipped cream was applied to the many pairs of breasts, and people were encouraged to enjoy and experience as many tits as possible. Then a second round of voting was conducted, to see if any opinions had changed. Later votes were weighted more heavily than earlier ones, by the way. After the second vote, the contestants laid naked on towels by the edge of the pool, so that everyone else could skinny-dip and oyster dive at their leisure.
Then a third vote was held, and that was the last vote. But by no means the end of the competition.
Each contestant was paired off with their nearest ranking competitor for a bout of sex-wrestling. Swan with Eunbi, Jeewon with Chaehyun, Hyeju with Yel, Wonyoung with Chowon, Chaewon with Seoyeon, and Lucy with Dahyun.
“How’d I get roped into this smut?” asked Dahyun.
“Because my arms are really skinny,” replied Yeonhee.
And she disappeared!
“Fuck,” said Dahyun.
“You better hope so,” said Lucy.
***
Nana presented everyone with a tournament bracket on a whiteboard. The losers from the first bracket would get no bonus points, but everyone who made it past would get a score based on their eventual ranking. She let the crowd decide whether they’d start with the bottom tier or the top; their preference was overwhelming.
“Fuck that slut, my buxom Swan!” shouted Yuki with lust. But it was a mistake, for even though Swan had a massive advantage at the outset, Eunbi’s anger and desperation gave her an opening, and she fucked hot busty Swan into submission like some kind of mildly depraved sex show, when it was really more of a softcore porno in its essence. As Eunbi was feted in triumph, Yuki slipped away with Swan to an obscure corner of the grounds, where they stumbled upon Yeonhee completely out of her mind with lust, masturbating like the fate of the world depended on her never-ending climax. So the two of them calmed her down and Yuki fucked her on top of Swan’s tits, and it was good.
Next was Jeewon versus Chaehyun, and while the betting sort would have said Jeewon was a no-brainer, it turned out that her bandmates had trained their busty minx well, and Chaehyun delivered unto Jeewon a knockout pussy thrust. As Mashiro and Yeseo collected their winnings from the richer members of the crowd, Jeewon buried Nana and Wooyeon underneath her melons while Minseo and Sora had to settle for Chaesol and Semi’s attentions.
“Damn, we should have put some money down on her!” said Wooyeon, referring to Chaehyun, in case that wasn’t clear, and struggling to keep her mind clear under the assault of Jeewon’s nuzzling love bubbles.
“It’s fine,” blubbered Nana, an erect nipple about to force its way into her mouth. “We made back our investment already with all the cover charges we collected.”
“Talk is cheap, suck my titties,” said Jeewon, and only the might of Lucy could hold her at bay, keeping Nana and Wooyeon from going completely mad and declaring Jeewon the winner against all the rules they had worked so hard to establish.
“Mmph, nngthph,” said Sora, under Chaesol’s tits.
“Nom, nom, nom,” said Minseo, under Semi’s pussy.
Next, Yel utterly crushed Hyeju, who had a crush on her, and as Yel began a triumphant encore tribbing, Hyeju made a request.
“C’mon, we should have a loser’s—BRAAACCKKEETTT!” she moaned, clinging tight to Yel and claiming her unofficial booby prize of Yel’s boobs.
“Yeah, that sounds like fun,” added Jeewon, exhausted and ready for a nap, Lucy riding her back and clutching her tits like they were reins on a bridle. This left an opening for Heejin and Vivi to save their teammate; they bum-rushed Nana and Wooyeon, both of whom were soon crying out, “Yes! Yes! YES!”
Yeseo spun around, livid. “You can’t change the rules mid-competition!” Nana tried to shrug her off, but Yeseo wasn’t having any of it. At first Nana thought that little girl was going to fuck her, or perhaps eat her out, but instead she mounted Nana’s face in angry heat, for that was Yeseo’s price for betrayal. While Nana drowned lustily again and again, Wooyeon took over running the event.
“Wow, LIGHTSUM’s Chowon defeats IVE’s Wonyoung, didn’t see that one coming,” she said.
“Our company won’t promote us, so I’ve had lots of spare time to think about fucking,” said Chowon.
“Really big boobs!” said Wonyoung, and everybody laughed. Sangah and Nayoung hooked up with Liz and Rei, and that was that. Although, LIGHTSUM were ecstatic that they’d finally won something after all this time.
Chaewon faced off against nugu Seoyeon, and remarkably lost. It was probably Seoyeon’s incredible nugu energy, but Chaewon tried to make excuses.
“I was just enjoying myself too much, that’s all…I forgot it was a sex battle and not just for fun!”
So Seoyeon respected her sunbae and let her have some time on top, while Yunjin made out with Yuna and Kazuha had a respectfully sensual conversation with Sua, which ended in kissing and heart hands. Now there was just one matchup left.
“I’m so going to do you,” said Lucy, and Dahyun was hungry for it, and no match for the other girl at all. So she said something simple to disarm her opponent, and it almost worked.
“I love you,” she whispered sweetly, and Lucy was so caught off guard she almost found herself pinned by skinny Dahyun. But in the end, good prevailed, or something close enough to it for our purposes, and Rocket Punch’s maknae was defeated.
“I love you, too,” whispered Lucy, and suddenly Dahyun realized she had meant it all along.
With that settled, Nana pried herself out from under Yeseo’s face-humping boogie cunt and tried to set up a losers’ leaderboard. But then the door flew open, and all their kinky preparations were for naught.
“You’re having a topless waterbomb festival and didn’t invite me!” called out Nayeon, of TWICE. In tow were the four girls of Kiss of Life, her protégés, and also Hyuna, who was in the mood for a specific type of bachelorette party.
“I need all the pussy I can get before I’m married, so spread those pussy lips wide!”
She had eaten through the lot of them before any of them could realize what nefarious fuck Nayeon was about to give. She got on her knees over each of their faces, and masturbated herself to a fine fucking finish.
“They don’t call me Squirtle for nothing!” cackled Nayeon, as her pussy juice splashed Nana and Wooyeon in the face. Belle, Natty, Julie, and Haneul helped spread the liquid love, while Hyuna went right for a threesome with Jeewon and Eunbi, whose boobs had started it all.
“I—don’t—ever—want—to—stop!” cried Hyuna, wrecking herself on the soft supple rocks of Eunbi and Jeewon’s breasts. Her mouth watered and she came too hard, knocking herself out. Nana looked around at the great fucking mess they had all made, and then sighed, ready for a nap. I would describe her as smart, sexy, and sweet.