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Your friend had just called you, telling you that they had left 12 more notebooks at school. You didn't really want to go there, but your friend literally begged you to go, and eventually you caved in and agreed to do it. So now, you were standing outside of the school, looking through the window, seeing if there was anyone there.. It was currently Saturday, the last time you had entered the school was Wednesday.. After what had happened the last time, you had faked being sick to avoid going to school for the rest of the week, hoping that when you came back, Baldi would've forgotten what happened last time, although that wasn't very likely..
Anyway, back to the present. You were still outside the school, looking through the window to see if there was any activity inside the building.. To your surprise, the lights were on, which seemed kinda weird, considering it was the weekend.. You made your way over to the front entrance. You slowly pushed open the doors, looking around.. Something felt off, it could just be the fact that you were here after hours, but it's not like you haven't been here after hours before.. Despite your thoughts, you walked around, entering a random room.. You noticed a blue notebook laying on a desk, so you picked it up..
You left the room, and entered the room that was on the other side of the hall.. Like before, you found a notebook in the classroom.. Although after you picked it up, something felt even more off.. You stood still for a second before hearing a faint 'SLAP' from somewhere. You knew what that meant so you quickly got out of the room and walked farther and farther away from the noise. You suddenly realized that you had wandered into a place you had never seen before. Where had this place come from? It had only been like, 3 days since you had last been here, had they really expanded the school in so little time? All of a sudden, you slowly heard a voice appear out of nowhere.. "..DoEs AnYoNe WaNnA sEe SoMeThIn' CoOl?" All of a sudden, you saw this kid(?) enter the same hallway as you.. "HeY yOu, WaTcH tHiS!" All of a sudden, he spat a big wad of bubblegum right at you! You tried to dodge it by entering a room, but there was no room near you! "SoRrY iN aDvAnCe!" 'SPLAT' The big wad of bubblegum stuck all over your body, making you really slow..
After you were able to get the bubblegum off all of your body, you wandered around the halls for a bit more, and all of a sudden, you saw the principal, and you expected to get in trouble for being here way after hours, but he passed right by you without saying a word. You continued to walk until you saw a classroom, so you entered and collected the notebook.. You left the room, and continued to walk through the halls.. You noticed a blue door with a red 'H' on it.. You entered the room, and it looked like it was some sort of Doctors Office. You left the room, and were about to walk away when you heard a voice come closer and closer... "Does anyone need a checkup?"

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You had just heard a voice coming closer, and all of a sudden, the person who produced that voice appeared from around a corner, and he looked to be a doctor.. "Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink-" He guy ran up to you, and right as he got right in front of you, he stopped.. "-FAST!" He suddenly held up two circular signs, one red one with a yellow X, and one green one with a yellow O.. You didn't really know what to do, so you just stood there, and finally said a single word. "What.?" After a second, he put down the two circular signs. "Uh oh, ToO slow..! Try again, hit the circle!" After a second, he put up the two circular signs again, and this time, I hit the the green sign that had the circle. "Good job, that was fast!" He started to walk away, saying one last thing before he was fully gone. "The test results conclude that you are healthy!"
After what had just happened, you walked away from the area in search of classrooms, and you find one! You enter the room- but there wasn't a notebook.. Instead there was a machine and balloon letters floating around.. "What.?" The machine had the caption of 'Baldi's Math Machine' at the bottom of it.. There was a math problem on the machine.. It was pretty obvious of what you had to do, so you grabbed the balloon with the number that had the solution, and shoved it where the answer would go.. And suddenly all the balloons around you popped, and the solution you picked showed up on the machine. You also noticed that a notebook appeared out of nowhere, so you quickly grabbed the notebook and left the classroom.. You wandered around for a bit more, and found the cafeteria, and you picked up a- Diet BSoda? Since when was there a diet version? While you were thinking of this, you heard something you really didn't want to hear... "I WaNnA pLaY wItH sOmEoNe!" Right as you heard her, you had heard another 'Slap'.. Baldi had finally caught up with you.. This was horrible timing... "Let's play!" It seems like she noticed you.. ''SLap'
You had the jump rope in your hands, waiting for Playtime to tell you to start.. 'SLAp "ReAdY? Go! 1! 2 3! 4! 5!" You had expected her to stop there, but she didn't and it caught you off guard "6- OoPs, YoU mEsSeD uP!" 'SLAP' At this point, Baldiwas getting to close to you, so you pulled out the Diet BSoda, and sprayed it towards Baldi. "ReAdY? Go! 1! 2 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!" You had finally completed her little minigame, and you threw the jumprope on the ground, quickly running away. But then a second later, something happened. You slipped on a fucking banana peel.. Why was there a banana peel on the ground, who knows!? 'SLAP' As you slipped on the banana peel, you surprisingly didn't trip and fall, instead, you slid your way to the other side of the room, partially hitting the wall and got flung backwards into a table, successfully stopping you from sliding any more.. 'SLAP' You quickly stood up properly, and quickly ran out of the cafeteria. You ran out of the room, noticing that the walls have changed to more of a wooden design.. What.? Why is this place changing? You looked around the hallway more, noticing what seems to be a closed elevator.. When were there elevators? No, scratch that, when was there a need for elevators?? Did they just magically make more floors appear?? 'SLAP' You got snapped out of your thoughts when you noticed Baldi almost directly behind you. All of a sudden, "Looks like the leak is leaking again!" And the whole place just fills up with water. What the fuck.?

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"Looks like the leak is leaking again. Watch out for the whirlpools!" You were REALLY confused as to why the school just randomly started to flood.. And it barely even feels like you're in water, it just feels like very liquidy slime that doesn't stick to your body.. One of the only things about this liquid that makes it look like water is the fact this it looks blue, and you can't even see through it at all! The only inconvenient thing about this is that it makes you slower! 'SLAP' Oh- Right. You were being chased by Baldi- You gotta find a way to lose him.. But how? 'SLAP' You suddenly saw something in the distance.. It was a whirl pool.. Apart of you told you to go into the whirl pool, but you didn't know why.. But at the same time, whatever might happen when you go into the whirl pool is probably better than what would happen if Baldi caught you.. You quickly ran to the whirl pool, although you weren't really all that fast, considering the school was flooded..
Once you fully got to the whirl pool, you got sucked in the whirl pool, and slowly got 'spat' out in a completely other area.. And to your luck, the flooding started to go away right as you got in the room, so Baldi wasn't able to follow you. You stood there for a,second, wondering how that happened.. You decided to not think to much about it, as you knew you would probably experience stuff weirder than that here.. You looked around the room, and saw a notebook laying in a table, and you grabbed it. Now all you need is 7 more notebooks and you're free to go.. You were about to leave the classroom, before you realized that Baldi would hear the door open, and be alerted of your location.. You looked around the classroom for a second, before seeing some WD-NoSquee! You quickly grab it, and use it on the classroom door. Now you can leave without alerting Baldi!

As soon as you exit the classroom, you start walking away, before feeling a big gust of wind push you through the hall, and pushes you straight into a classroom door..(Not the one you used the WD-NoSquee by the way.) So when you got pushed into it, Baldi definitely heard it... You quickly looked back to see what was producing all this wind, and you were confused to see this- Cloud?- Bird?- No, definitely Cloud.. Although, no matter what it was, it was annoying.. While what it does could be helpful in some situations, this isn't "some" situation. What it is though in this situation, is annoying.. You then fully processed that this cloud thing pushed you into a classroom, which means getting another notebook.. You quickly looked around the classroom, noticing that it has a math machine, so you quickly solved it, and grabbed the notebook, quickly leaving the classroom..

You quickly got away from the area, and looked around more, noticing someone else familiar.. "Give me something grʳeᵉaᵃtᵗ..." You didn't have anything.. You've never ran into this guy before when you had 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.. Everytime you ran into him before, you've always had at least one thing, whether it be a BSoda or just something completely useless.. You tried to just go around him, but as you did, it felt like you hit a wall, even though nothing was there.. "Wha-" "What? No Items? No items, no paᵃsˢsˢ..." You decided to quickly run back to the area you were in before, entering a classroom, and finding a random quarter. As you left the classroom, you heard something you CERTAINLY didn't want to hear.. 'SLap' He didn't sound to close to you, but you didn't want to make to many chances and quickly left the classroom, before Baldi could get closer.

You quickly ran back to the Bully, stopping right in front of him. "Give me someth-.. Thanks for the generous donⁿaᵃtᵗiⁱoᵒnⁿ!.." Then he disappeared-.. wait.. Disappeared.? Has he always disappeared.? You didn't think much more about it, as you were focused on furthering your journey through this ginormous school.. You found another classroom, and not surprisingly, it had a notebook, laying on a random desk, who would've guessed.. You exited the classroom, seeing yet another familiar figure who you've already seen once today.. It was the principal, he was just walking by- well, wait. Was he walking.? And he shouldn't be that fast for just walking.. You decided to not think much into it, and just focus and what you're supposed to be focusing on.. You continued to walk through the hallways, until you notice two yellow doors, so you open them, and end outside, but not really outside fully.. More like you were in some sort of a recess area. You looked up at the sky, noticing it was fully daytime "Wait, what.? Why is it daytime? It's so bright out as well.?" You looked around the recess area, seeing a few trees. "What is this place.?"