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2024-08-13
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the quickest way to a father's heart is love(and maybe his kid too)

Summary:

quackity, a 25 year old college student doing very odd jobs to get money NEVER thought he would be babysitting a child,much less three ESPECIALLY since one of them have a dilf of a father
Or
quackity babysits three kids,falls inlove with one's dad
OR
duck duck man gets money and falls inlove with dilf, become mommy for kid.

Notes:

hello! have fun reading this bit

i dont mind people showing or telling the ccs of this fic but what i DO mind is their boundaries

these are the characters! NOT the content creators!

i dont mind constructive criticism!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: three niños?!

Chapter Text

quackity, a 25 year old college student doing very odd jobs to get money NEVER thought he would be babysitting a child,much less three ESPECIALLY since one of them have a dilf of a father but anyways lets go all the way back to the beginning.

"beep beep bee-SLAM" quackity groaned as he woke up for the day 'fuuck i really dont wanna get up but i have to cus' he thought but reluctantly got out of his bed anyway. when quackity got up he immediately checked his candy stash, he was running out. "Maldita sea, realmente necesito ir a la tienda, se me está acabando."(damn, i really need to go to the store, i'm running out)

[TIMESKIP]

after grabbing what was needed(4 2-for-1$ chips,90 cent Arizona tea and some candy)quackity made his way to the line. 
once his total rang up($15.73) quackity paid for his stuff(after sulking at the loss amount of money first ofcourse) 

he walked out of the store and down the path he normally took to get to his university that is until he heard two-no three children crying, as he heard them he immediately followed the sounds of their soft crying

"hey, you kids okay?, ¿Dónde diablos están sus padres?"(where in the hell are yalls parents?) quackity asked them

the blonde with brown roots haired goat hybrid ignored him, instead focusing on consoling/comforting the crying blonde boy(quackity doesn't actually know if the browned haired kid is actually trying to stop the blondes crying or not because the two are quite literally having a screaming match while hugging) 

the black and white enderman(Or atleast quackity thinks the kid is part enderman) hybird's ears perked up before looking at him

the oreo kid then looked at the other kids before telling them of his presence. "tommy, tubbo! theres a stranger here!" they said, making the other two kids look at him "WAT THE FUCK YOU 'ANT, YOU BITCH!" the preciously crying blonde haired kid screamed at him, his ears raising out of his hair making quackity realize that the blonde was a blonde raccoon hybrid

"i heard you crying so i came over here to see if you were okay" quackity said before he heard sniffing coming from near his bag, he checked and saw the brown haired kid sniffing his bag before turning to the blonde haired and said "tommy, hes got candy!"

the blonde kid('tommy' quackity's brain added)'s face suddenly lit up as he heard candy. in a heartbeat he was looking quackity in the eyes as he asked for candy, as he did oreo kid immediately told them off for it. 

"guys hes a stranger! you arent supposed to take things from a stranger! you could get kidnapp-" "shut up ranboob!" tommy said before resuming to asking quackity for candy only this time tubbo took part in the asking, quackity decided to a win-win situation.

"alright niños(children) lets make a deal, ill take you all to your padres(parents) and i might give you candy based on how you act on the way there, how does that sound?"  quackity said

all the kiddos nodded their tiny heads in agreement 

[TIMESKIP]

it had been about 54 minutes before quackity was able to find their parents, there was a tall tan skinned male ram hybrid with slicked back brown hair in a business suit with a red tie who had mutton chops who was rightly freaking out over his missing kid(quackity is pretty sure hes tubbos father), 

next to him was a male short blonde haired elytrian(might be tommy's dad, quackity wont and will not admit that he was envious of how perfect and huge the blonde mans wings were, they put quackitys small yellow tattered, unkept wings to shame) who was seemingly trying to calm the ram hybrid down yet looked like he was going to have a panic attack himself

there was a medium height sheep hybrid woman(could be 'ranboob's mom) with long curly black and brown hair split down the middle with pastel rainbow highlights under going down to her stomach dressed in pirate attire with wearing a pirate hat and sunglasses who seemed to be trying to laugh through her nervousness 

all three adults stopped whatever they were doing and snapped their heads when they heard tommy scream 

"HOW COM RANBOOB GETS MOR 'ANDY THEN ME! TAT'S UNFAIR!"

quackity quickly tells tommy why. 

"thats because niño, ranboo behaved better then you"

"TOMMY!"
"TUBBO!"
"RANBOO!"

the Childrens parents screamed as they made their way over to quackity 

[TIMESKIP CUS IM LAZY LIKE THAT]

Chapter 2: the Padres and their kids

Summary:

I WILL BE ADDING MORE TO THIS CHAPTER CUS ITS TOO SHORT FOR MY LIKING
thanks for listening to my ted talk.

Chapter Text

"TOMMY!"
"TUBBO!"
"RANBOO!"

the Childrens parents screamed as they made their way over to quackity

"dadza!" tommy screamed as he ran over to his dad
"papa! ms. puffy!" tubbo said as he dragged ranboo along with him to the two adults.

"dadza look! i got 'andy!" tommy told his father. "really? where did you get it from?" his father said with a very skeptical and suspicious look. "f'om the uhh" tommy said his face scrunching up in concentration before seeming to remember the word

"f'om big q!"
"from 'ig q!"
"from big q.." all three of the Children told their parents when asked about the candy and pointed towards quackity. the parents all looked towards quackity in suspicion

"Hola, mi nombre es Quackity"(hello, my names quackity) quackity said, accidentally switching back to his native language. the ram hybrid seemed to understand what quackity said while the others looked confused

"Hola, mi nombre es jschlatt. Gracias por traer de vuelta a nuestros hijos, ¿por qué les diste dulces?"(hello, my names jschlatt. thank you for bringing back our sons, why did you give them candy though?) the man asked and thus the two other adults and children looked at him

"Usé los dulces para sobornarlos y poder traerlos de vuelta con ustedes."(i used the candy to bribe them so i could bring them back to y'all) quackity said

schlatt then translated what him and quackity said to the others

Notes:

i did use Google translate for the Spanish parts so if my translations are any wrong please let me know!