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Zim is communist, he loves his life.
One day, some weird ass motherfucker named Mad Mew Mew came into his home without permission to tell him she was part of something called ‘The Woke Agenda.’
“What the fuck is a woke agenda?” Zim asked. Norm (both norm’s) walked in and started kissing. Lincoln loud looked disgusted.
All of a sudden, mythMC walked in with a noose. “Zim you are communist we are here to execute you.” Myth explained. Zim was SHOCKED.
Then Papyrus and Flowey came in wearing “be woke, not a joke” t-shirts. “WOKE LIBERALS!!” Zim yelled. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make Zim transgender. Luigi laughed. “Luigi time!”
Zim gasped, feeling the woke agenda run through his veins.
Santa Claus gave Zim a transgender flag. Zim gasped. “Woke transgender??” He said, dumbfounded.
Robin picked Zim up and put the noose over his neck.
Zim died. SAD!
Ness came in and killed everyone with PK Sandstorm.
The end!