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"Malek!" Aldwin grinned as he looked up to him. "I did not notice you." He put the magazine down and stood up.

Malek smiled as he kissed him, enjoying fingers running through his hair. "Mm."

"You smell awful," Aldwin murmured after with a wrinkled nose and a curious grin.

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Malek is surprised to see his husband looking at a magazine with woman in bathing suits.

(Stand alone.)

Bingo Prompt: Sports Illustrated

Notes:

• Takes place around 2012.

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• Each Tok’ra is really two people, a symbiote and their human host, sharing one body.

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Banner. Hand covered in blue paint.

At Stargate Command, Malek went into the mess hall, looking for his husbands. Because it was late, it was largely empty.

There he is, his host, Amb, thought as Malek entered the room.

Aldwin was looking at a magazine.

Malek frowned, seeing that the magazine was filled with women in bathing suits.

Aldwin flipped a page, then studied the next one.

Why is he looking at women? Amb thought, trying not to be jealous.

He is just looking. Don't worry. They love us. Malek approached while sending warm vibrations through Amb's body. On the same time, he increased certain hormones in his body to make Amb feel good.

"Malek!" Aldwin grinned as he looked up to him. "I did not notice you." He put the magazine down and stood up.

Malek smiled as he kissed him, enjoying fingers running through his hair. "Mm."

"You smell awful," Aldwin murmured after with a wrinkled nose and a curious grin.

Malek smiled. "Bleach was accidentally spilled on us." He gestured to a white patch in his leather uniform.

So they claimed, Amb thought with suspicion. I am suspicious that it happened to spill while only we were under it. If you had not reacted fast enough, that would have hit my head. My face. My eyes!

Malek subconsciously rubbed his neck, still healing burned skin.

"Then we must undress you immediately."

Malek laughed and kissed him again. He felt a subtle change in Aldwin's kiss, and he knew Gete had been given control.

Gete smiled, then whispered into his ear. "People are staring."

Eep! Amb mentally retreated further within.

Malek grinned. "They do not mix pleasure with business." Come out, my love.

No.

"The tunnels would shock them." Gete gave him a quick kiss. "The bleach hit your hair."

"Only a little."

Gete made him turn as he examined the side of his head. "Aww. You lost some hair."

Malek jerked away when he felt a healing device. "I can heal my own host."

"Stubborn."

"Yes." Malek admitted with a smirk.

"The patch of blonde looks fun on him."

Malek grinned. "Oh? Should we get streaks?"

"Purple streaks."

"Purple?!"

Gete laughed before sitting again. "I found something interesting."

"Scantily clad women?"

"That's just it. They wear nothing." He opened the magazine, then pulled Malek into his lap.

Malek studied what he was looking at. "Paint?"

"Yes. Paint made to look like clothes."

"The Tau'ri are most strange." He began looking at the magazine. Oh. Welcome back.

I was curious. Amb watched as Malek looked at the photographs.

"Very strange," Gete agreed.

"Do people wear this on the streets?"

"That appears to be the case." Gete laughed. "Remember when we vistes Hebridan, and body paint was the popular fashion choice."

Malek put the magazine down as he looked to him. "I was just thinking that."

"Oh, how I blushed."

"You were adorable."

"We weren't together then."

"You were still adorable." Malek gave him a quick kiss.

"You and I went to the outdoor shopping center."

"And it suddenly started pouring rain."

They both laughed loudly, not noticing that the SGC personnel were giving them various looks that ranged from disapproval to curiosity to amusement. More than a few were plain surprised, especially to see a joyful Malek.

"Now…" Malek kissed Gete again, ignoring the others. "You said something about having to remove my clothes."

"As quickly as possible."

"By all means." Malek began to get off him.

"Ah," Gete scolded before standing up as he held Malek in his arms.

Malek wrapped his own arms around Gete's neck, feeling secure. "Are you going to carry me all the way?" He playfully quirked his head, lifting an eyebrow.

"Yes. Are you comfortable?"

"Yes."

"Is Amb comfortable?"

"Not with everyone gawking at us."

Everyone else looked away as the two men looked to them, pretending like they had not been staring.

"You know… I have heard that paint on Hebridan is becoming fashionable again."

"Oh, we must visit then." Gete kissed again before walking off with his husbands in his arms.

Notes:

So, was Amb right to be suspicious about the bleach incident or was it just an accident?

Prompt: Sports Illustrated

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