Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Boss baby was walking downtown in jschlattville on a business trip or whatever the fuck that is when he accidently walked into a famous (or should i say INFAMOUS) influencer; jschlatt,

"Dude so sorry about that-" Jschlatt snobbishly snorted which he definately did and im not making that up to make boss baby look good IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE,

"DUEL ME RIGHT NOW, HAMILTON STYLE" Boss Baby demanded,

"Alright then. Im boutta do to you what I did in 1998- I mean what they did to zilla in 1998!" Jsclatt remarked

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Its the ten poo codamdents

BAAAAAWM

Its da pen boo babanbans

BAAAAAYNS

Numbah wan

Da challe-

BANG

Jschlatt forgot the ten duel commandments (and i forgor the lyrics) and shot bb in the soleus, then in the plantaria, then in the gyatt, then in the left eye, then in the frontal lobe, then in the backal lobe, then in the 45 degrees lobe, and then bb died