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2024-09-06
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2024-10-29
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3/?
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Bird-Bot does a silly

Summary:

bird bot hooks up two of his friends and the friends act like they arent dating but bird-bot definitely knows

Chapter 1: prologue: meet the characters

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So before i basically just copy paste the chapters in, im gonna tell a bit about the characters in this story (forgive me for the naming)

Bird-Bot: a chaotic little robot that fanboys over a lot of stuff.
loves the ship "Kingdark" from AvA. writes a ton of fanfiction.

Uwu cat: an angel from the heavens... or theyre just a cat head. who knows. Theyre gonna be one of the characters that fall in love! Really nice. best friends with Bird-Bot.
(i think of them having the personality of fwench fwy from the web series "chikn nuggit)

Nmn dog: think of them as the opposite of Uwu cat (theyre the other character falling in love)

they are the only characters so far. Will update soon!
Later nerds!

Chapter 2: I need help confessing

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Forgive me I’ve never written fics

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Our story opens on Bird-Bot watching His favorite show on TV, when his friend Uwu Cat came up to him

“Bird-Bot? I've got a problem”

“What is it?” Bird-Bot questioned.

“I have a crush on someone, but i don't know how to confess it to them” Uwu cat replied.

“Now I don’t know much about love,” Bird-Bot said, “ but I'm sure if you be yourself, then that will be enough”.

“That’s actually really great advice. Thanks BB!” Uwu cat said before leaving the room

After they left, Bird-Bot thought “I think I know exactly who they’re talking about”.
And continued watching TV. As he watched the show, his friend, Nmn Dog, walked into the room and asked Bird-Bot “BB? I've got a crush I need to tell you about…”

“Who is it?” Bird-Bot asked, knowing full well who it would be.
“You know Uwu Cat?”
“Yeah…” Bird-Bot replied
“It's them.” Nmn Dog said, Blushing.

“Well I’m sure if you be yourself, then it'll be alright” Bird-Bot concluded

“Okay then, thanks for listening to what I had to say. ” Nmn dog said before leaving the room. Bird-Bot waited until he couldn't see them anymore, then said “ I’m going to have so much fun trolling them two”. Then he took out his laptop and started writing fanfiction about them.

Chapter 3: ur not slick

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HOLY SHIT THIS FIC JUST FUCKING REMATERIALIZED

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i would like feedback pls

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They werent passing up an opportunity to trick bb no siree

 

Uwu cat and Nmn dog had gotten ready for their date. Now they just needed to figure out how to get past bb. "Um- Im going out to lunch with some friends!" Uwu cat said as they walked out the door. Then Nmn dog said "im going to a bar." before leaving. They actually werent technically lying, that will happen. "theyre definitely going on a date" Bird-Bot said.

Nmn dog walked into the bar. "Nmn!" nearly everyone said. Nmn took their usual spot on the counter. "hey nmn. the usual?" the bartender. "actually nothin too strong. ive got a date later" Nmn replied. "did you finally ask Uwu cat out?" he questioned. "yup." nmn bluntly replied before someone said "I got it! pay up you guys" before each person at that table gave up a five dollar bill. "hey wait. you guys were betting on me?" Nmn said. "how could we not?" the bartender said.

Nmn dog quickly finished their shot and left the bar to go see Uwu cat for lunch.