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2024-09-10
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2024-09-10
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What do you mean they didn’t say that?

Summary:

Epic the Musical Incorrect Quotes

Perhaps daily? Mayhaps

Notes:

Im thinking of a quote of the day thing, but its Epic (pun intended)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Elpenor: Peri, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Perimedes: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?

Chapter 2

Summary:

Not daily but close enough, have another quote :D

Chapter Text

Telemachus : *watching the suitor’s shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Penelope: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

Chapter 3

Summary:

This one is from Indigowriter :)

Chapter Text

Telemachus: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Athena: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Telemachus: You don't have to wear it
Athena: No. I'm going to wear it forever, back off.

Chapter 4

Summary:

Aha! Still daily!

This quote is from imajinacxic

Chapter Text

*At Calypso's island*
Odysseus (Trying to show the gods that he is perfectly capable of leaving right now): could a depressed person make this!?
*The most horrendous sucks ass boat you have ever see*

Chapter 5

Chapter Text

Telemachus: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Athena: Telemachus-
Athena: It- it was just an ant-

Chapter 6

Summary:

You may be wondering if Im ever going to update my reaction fic… yes, but writings reactions is harder than I anticipated :’)

It might take a bit

Chapter Text

Perimedes: Don’t say a word.
Elpenor: Fergalicious.
Perimedes: Elpenor, I said no words.
Elpenor: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.