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"Kiddo you're gonna be late for your first day!" shouted your dad number 1, Chuuya Nakahara, from downstairs in the kitchen. "Chibiko that's not how to wait our little kid up, Y/N good morning darling! A wonderful day like everyday school starts soon so wake up" said your dad number 2, Osamu Dazai, while opening your window to get some shitty- sorry I mean wonderful light in your room. "YOU THINK I CAN'T EDUCATE MY CHILD OR WHAT JACKASS?!" shouted Chuuya and they started arguing again.

Dazai upstairs in your room and Chuuya downstairs in the kitchen. While you slowly woke up while rubbing your eyes. You did let out a yawn. It's going to be your first day at a real school cause you got home-teached until now. You would like to have your home-teaching back but your dads thought it won't hurt to get you on a school to find many friends. You looked on your clock. 6am. School starts at 8am.

You slowly stood up. While being in mind Dazai got downstairs to argue better with Chuuya so you started to get dressed before heading down to sit down at the kitchen table. "Good morning..." you mumbled while getting a 'good morning darling' and a 'good morning kiddo' back. For breakfast you ate your favourite breakfast while speaking about anything with your dads.

"What do you think how school will be darling?" asked Dazai. "Mhm...I hope good..." you said still half-asleep. "Y'know if you think it really won't be good you can tell us and you'll get back to your home-schooling kiddo" said Chuuya. Well your dads are quite afraid that anything could happen to you so they're protective but you know they didn't mean it bad. "Yeah I know but it won't hurt to try it out right?" you smiled.

Chuuya and Dazai are starring to each others eyes before smiling relived and holding hands softly. You grinned a bit. It's funny to see them arguing and in the next moment they acted like nothing happened. You thought maybe it's even good to get to a school so that your dads are having more time alone.

Even after marriage in their honeymoon (so the week after marriage on which most couples then travel together just the two of them) they called you and checked everyday if you're alright. They even brought you to Oda and you stayed with him until they were back. You're calling Oda mostly either just uncle or uncle Oda but you don't think he's in your family tree. He's your dad Osamu's best friend. You don't know more about it tho.

"Kiddo come back to earth" said Chuuya with a bit unserious worried voice. You snapped back to reality. "You said what?" you asked. "Darling's back from their visit to their mind universe" giggled Dazai. You looked on the clock. 6:30am... "Who's gonna bring me to school?" you asked. "I'll do!" you heard from both before the stress began again.

You sighed and finished your breakfast. Then you start brushing your teeth and getting yourself ready. Then you looked on your favourite friend the clock again. 6:50am... enough time for some character.ai! So you wrote on c.ai a bit until you decided to stop and get downstairs again.

"So darling we decided we're going to bring you to school together!" smiled Dazai and Chuuya gave a little nod. And finally you made your way to school. It's not much away from your home maybe about 10 minutes? After some arguments about how much you would like to have a pet, either a rat (called Fyodor then), a racoon (called Karl then), a cat (called catzai then), or a Chihuahua (called Chuuya then), and your dad Osamu even begged with you about the Chihuahua called Chuuya cause you both just had the same though and Chuuya said clearly "no." you were there.

"Maybe I'll change Chibi's mind darling wish me luck" whispered Dazai to you while giving you some head pats. You giggled and gave a nod. "Have fun kiddo" said Chuuya and gave you head pats after Dazai finished them. Then they were gone.

You looked around to find yourself in a literally labyrinth! Suddenly you accidentally bumped into someone. "I'm sorry..." said said while looking down until you hear a quite soft voice. "Ahh it's alright are you new?" asked the girl's voice. "Yes...I'm Y/N Nakahara" you answered. "Nice to meet you I'm Yosano Akiko"

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"You're Yosano Akiko..? Okay it's nice to meet you!" you answered. "It's nice to meet you too what's your name?" smiled Yosano. "I'm Y/N Nakahara you can call me like you want" you smiled back. After some time speaking she told you where your class is and so on. She's in class 3e (ASSASINATION CLASSROOM-) and you're in class 2a.

You needed some time but at 7:59am you knocked at a room and it was the right on. "Why are you late huh? School is not just an appointment on which you can come late!" said the teacher. "I'm new..." "Ah...I see. Well then dear class say hello to- uhm your name?" asked the teacher. "I'm Y/N Nakahara." you answered. After some time they all said their names to you.

Ranpo, ...uhm Elise? Poe...? Kenji? Kyoka and some more haha. Some of them are looking like dad Osamu's called Chibi size. Like one time when dad Chuuya couldn't reach something Dad Osamu said "well that's why you shouldn't get a Chibi sized person as Girlfriend or Boyfriend or even near you darling it's a sickness~~" you belived him cause you were 4 and everytime you saw chibi sized kids on the playground you did hide yourself haha. Soon school started.

So the real lessons. Today's timetable was:

two math lessons with Mister Doppo Kunikida which is also your class teacher, then one German lesson with Mister XY (I don't have any name right now let's just call him XY), then two lessons Russian with Mister Fyodor Dostoevski (why did my automatical-corrector or idk helped me with Dostoevski even tho I never wrote this name before? Sus) and one lesson called writing-skills with Mister Asagiri (Asagiri...chapter 119).

Atleast no English today that's good. In Russian you noticed how mysterious this mister Dostoevski is. But atleast you know now how to call your parents and what cat means in Russian: "папа" and "ком" let's just say you forgot the rest. You managed every lesson but the uhm...most special lesson was with Mister Asagiri cause he sounded like he likes to let little kids die cause you had the task to write a story about kids which got bomb. And Mister Kunikida is a quite energetic person. He sent like 5 kids out? And you've got a new friend.

His name is Ranpo. He's sitting next to you. "U-Uhm hello I'm Y/N Nakahara" you introduced yourself after sitting down next to him. Somehow he looks like he didn't listened to you. In the lunch break you tried it again but got cut off from a question from him. "Do you have candy?" he asked. You searched and found a lollipop which you gave him. You giggled after seeing a how his eyes are sparkling up.

"I'm Rampo!" he said while enjoying the lollipop. "You're my friend now! Make sure to give the best detective in the world much candy!" said he. "You want to be a detective?" you asked curious. "Of course!" he answered. "Wow cool! I'm friends with the soon best detective in the world!" you chuckled and Rampo nodded proud. After school you waited at the door for your parents which appeared soon enough.

"Sorry darling your dad needed thousand hours again for only getting himself ready" said dad Osamu which made you giggle. "As if! you just don't care how you're acting and looking!" said dad Chuuya but no one listened at him. "School was so cool! We had strange teachers and I've got new friends!" you smiled which let your both parents melt and felt relived. "Got any homework, kiddo?" Chuuya asked while slowly starts walking with you two. "Well mister Kunikida gave us sooo many worksheets to do till tomorrow!" you said while literally feeling the pain which will come up. "We'll help you with them, right Chibiko?" "Yeah" said your parents. After this you arrived at home, did your homework (instead of always doing it at 3am like Eri-) and your parents helped you with it! At some point you were happy finally to meet your bed again.

Another day passed in the soukoku-family!