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Welcome to the BP Chatroom!

Summary:

Gunmax makes a chatroom with all his friends and their friends, and not everyone is happy about it, but hey, it certainly makes their college lives more interesting!

Inspired by Welcome to the Mata-Chatroom by Mazula, this is my own spin on it with the Brave Police!

Chapter 1: User Key

Chapter Text

Main cast:
RoboCop10 = Deckard
TheKnightBus19 = Duke
Potshot31 = McCrane
JackieChanWannabe32 = Power Joe
Wrestlemania33 = Dumpson
Soccer34 = Drill Boy
BikerShades61 = Gunmax
ShadowWolfie51 = Shadowmaru

 

Others:
ShadyBirdieX50 = Kagerou
RDK10 = Ringo King
Rookie11 = Paul Rook
Prawn12 = George Pawn
LittleArchbishop13 = John Bishop
AcePlusCatnip21 = Ace Spade
Jackass22 = Jack Wild Club
TenPlays23 = Ten Heart

May add others later

 

Things to Note:
Deckard, Shadowmaru and Duke are roommates
The Build Team (McCrane, Power Joe, Dumpson and Drill Boy) are brothers who live together
Gunmax owns his own apartment but likes to room with Deckard on occasion
King is Duke’s older brother, and Bishop is his younger brother
All of the characters noted above are in college, except for Kagerou, who is a working adult with his own place, and Drill Boy and Bishop, who are in high school and live with their respective brothers
Duke is sometimes mistaken for a girl due to his big chest and long hair, much to his chagrin
The actual humans in the original cast will not be making official appearances, but will be mentioned

Chapter 2: Hello, Everyone!

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BikerShades61:HEY, IT WORKS!!



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BikerShades61 has added JackieChanWannabe32 to the chat

 

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BikerShades61:Heya, guys!

 

RoboCop10:What is this?

 

TheKnightBus19:A chatroom?! Are you serious right now? Do you have any idea how many bugs and viruses are in these programs?

 

ShadowWolfie51:I’ve been in a few of these before, so don’t worry, Duke, I’ll delete any unnecessary bugs from your system.

 

BikerShades61:C’mon, thisll be fun! Better tan constantly making new group chats every timee someone changes their numbber

 

TheKnightBus19:There is so much wrong with that sentence, I can’t even-

 

Soccer34:OOOHHH, THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN!!!!

 

Potshots31:Drill, caps

 

Wrestlemania33:The caps key on his keyboard is broken, we’ve tried fixing it already

 

RoboCop10:Soo, he’s just going to be yelling at us the whole time?

 

Wrestlemania33:That’s the gist of it

 

Soccer34:WHYD YOU MAKE THIS CHATROOM GUNMAX?

 

BikerShades61:ROTFLOL, I love this, there’s insanity already!

 

RoboCop10:Gunmax, please get back on point, why did you make this chatroom? When we already have each other’s numbers?

 

BikerShades61:Cuz, baby, this is so much more fun than texting, AND, college is boring /;P/

 

TheKnightBus19:And you couldn’t just use our real names because?

 

BikerShades61:The nicknames suit you better, LMAO

 

Potshots31:Gunmax, please refrain from using language around Drill Boy, he’s in high school, for goodness’ sake.

 

BikerShades61:Ah, Driller should be fine, kids swear all the time

 

Soccer34:I WANNA STAY IN THE CHAT MCCRANE I DON’T CARE ABOUT SWEARING

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Yeeaaahhh, that’ll get annoying real quick. Also, why is my name JackieChanWannabe?

 

BikerShades61:Cuz thats what you are /:P/

 

TheKnightBus19: *eyelid twitches*

 

TheKnightBus19:I hate you so much, Gunmax

 

BikerShades61:Love ya too, Britboy!



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ShadowWolfie51:Well, this promises to be interesting. But I do have psychology to get to, so have fun, everyone!



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Potshots31:We have papers to do as well.

 

JackieChanWannabe32:I have a gym class I need to be at

 

Wrestlemania33:I have Health 101

 

Soccer34:I HAVE SOCCERR



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Soccer34:BYYYYEEEE



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BikerShades61:Sooooooo, you wanna play 7 Minutes in Heaven, boyscout?

 

RoboCop10:........



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BikerShades61:........

 

BikerShades61:Whelp, this promises to be fun!

Chapter 3: Genetics/Translation

Summary:

Gunmax and Duke talk about Duke's strange hair, and Power Joe makes what should have been a grave mistake

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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TheKnightBus19:Gunmax, stop pulling my hair! I’m trying to focus!

 

TheKnightBus19:........

 

TheKnightBus19:For once, he’s not looking at his phone? Ugh

 

TheKnightBus19:@ BikerShades61 Gunmax, quit it!



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BikerShades61:Quit what, Britboy?

 

TheKnightBus19:You know bloody well what! But since I have to spell it out for you, STOP PULLING MY HAIR

 

BikerShades61:If you dont’ whant people pulling ont it then why is itso long?

 

TheKnightBus19:...........

 

TheKnightBus19:How is English the only language you speak, and yet you can’t even spell?

 

BikerShades61:Spelling and grammar are overrated, plus ia have autocoreetct

 

TheKnightBus19:Ugh, whatever, just stop pulling my hair!

 

BikerShades61:Why is ti so long enywyas?

 

TheKnightBus19:Because I happened to receive the short end of my family’s gene pool. Red hair and a heightened count of various androgens plus piebaldism, and feminine features that do NOT help my image whatsoever.

 

BikerShades61:What are androgens? And now whos not speaking English?

 

TheKnightBus19:Of course you wouldn’t pay attention in high school biology.

 

BikerShades61:Oi, I resent that!

 

TheKnightBus19:No, you resemble that.

 

BikerShades61:Wait, is that why yodu dhave white in yoru hair?

 

TheKnightBus19:Piebaldism causes part of the hair and skin to lose melanin and become white, yes. My little brother has it too.

 

BikerShades61:Wait, Duke, don’t piebald epple have white patches on tehm too? Are you faikng?

 

TheKnightBus19:I’m from England, Gunmax, why do you think you would see white patches on me of all people?

 

BikerShades61:......

 

BikerShades61:And the logong hair?

 

TheKnightBus19:It won’t stop growing no matter how much I cut it, so at this point, I’m trying to see how long it’ll get.

 

BikerShades61:Cuul, how long is ti tnow?

 

TheKnightBus19:It goes to my hips when it’s down, so about 28 inches if I cut it all off right now.

 

BikerShades61:Alrigth then, Rapunzel, wh-

 

BikerShades61:Shit! Prof’s coming!



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TheKnightBus19:Serves you right



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JackieChanWannabe32:Hey, @ RoboCop10 , can i ask you smt?



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RoboCop10:Power Joe, it’s 3:40 in the morning, is everything alright?

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Yeah, yeah, everything’s fine, I was just wondering smt

 

RoboCop10:Can’t it wait til morning?

 

JackieChanWannabe32:I wanna get this perfected by tonight! Pls, Deckard? 🥺

 

RoboCop10:Alright…. What do you need help with?

 

JackieChanWannabe32:AWESOME! So, there’s this girl at that coffee shop outside the campus, you know it?

 

RoboCop10:The Blooming Tea Cafe? Yes, I get my coffee there often.

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Yeah, that one! So, one of the baristas there is SUPER CUTE, and she’s Japanese, so I was hoping you could help me with some translation work?

 

RoboCop10:Joe, you can’t learn Japanese overnight

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Oh, no, she speaks English, I was just hoping I could say something in Japanese to let her know that I’m interested, ya know?

 

RoboCop10:........... What were you hoping to say?

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Something along the lines of, “I think you’re cute and I was wondering if you wanted to go out some time?”

 

RoboCop10:....................................

 

RoboCop10:Joseph Powers, please tell me you did not just wake me up at twenty to four in the morning to help you with pick up lines

 

JackieChanWannabe32: 🥺

 

RoboCop10:Fine….

 

RoboCop10:I would suggest practicing , “watashi wa orokamono de, sore wa anata ni shitsu te hoshikatsu ta no desu”, there should be an app on your phone that can help you with pronunciation

 

JackieChanWannabe32:SWEET! Thx, Deckard, I owe you one!



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RoboCop10:Oh, you owe me alright…



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[The next morning]

 

 

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ShadowWolfie51:@ JackieChanWannabe32 , I would say I’m dying of laughter right now, Master Joe, but that would be insensitive. Tell me though, what was your intention with that little declaration?



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JackieChanWannabe32:Whatta ya mean?

 

ShadowWolfie51:I didn’t know that proclaiming yourself to be an idiot was considered a flirting attempt in the US

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Wha? No, you must have heard wrong. Also, where are you that you heard that, dude?

 

ShadowWolfie51:I’m two tables behind you, in the corner.

 

JackieChanWannabe32:I see you waving now, damn, you’re sneaky. Anywho, I told the lady that I thought she was cute and wanted to know if she would be up for a date. Turns out, she’s Korean, so that was a dump.

 

ShadowWolfie51:And after what you just said, she would have dumped you anyways.

 

JackieChanWannabe32:No way! I had it translated!



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TheKnightBus19:Translated by what, I might ask? Some knockoff translation site?

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Hi, Duke! And no, by Deckard

 

ShadowWolfie51:You must have misheard him then

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Nope! He typed it out for me and everything! Look!



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JackieChanWannabe32:See?

 

ShadowWolfie51:..........

 

ShadowWolfie51:I am actually speechless right now

 

TheKnightBus19: facepalm

 

JackieChanWannabe32:What?!

 

ShadowWolfie51:Joe, “ watashi wa orokamono de, sore wa anata ni shitsu te hoshikatsu ta no desu” means “I am an idiot, and I wanted you to know that”

 

JackieChanWannabe32:........

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Then why did Deckard tell me it meant I thought she was cute?!

 

TheKnightBus19:Joe, what time did this conversation with Deckard happen?

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Idk, around four last night? Idk, I spent the whole morning trying to get the pronunciation right.

 

ShadowWolfie51:You did what?

 

TheKnightBus19:YOU DID WHAT?!

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Is that a bad thing?

 

ShadowWolfie51:Honestly, I’m surprised Deckard didn’t say anything about it when you woke him up

 

TheKnightBus19:Deckard Jinsuke Tomonaga is barely even considered human until he’s had his coffee in the morning. Don't you know that by now?



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RoboCop10:Power Joe, unless it is an emergency, as in SOMEONE IS DYING OR THE WORLD IS ON FIRE, do NOT wake me up, at that UNGODLY HOUR, ever again.

 

RoboCop10:Do I make myself clear?

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Crystal…

 

RoboCop10:Good. Now you owe me a coffee, so get your butt over to the counter, I expect a large one.



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JackieChanWannabe32:......

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Y’all, I am not even kidding, I was about to shit myself

 

TheKnightBus19:Well now you know why alarm clocks are not a thing in our apartment

 

JackieChanWannabe32:HOW IS HE SO SCARY?!

 

ShadowWolfie51:You think that was bad, you should see the Master when he’s going through caffeine withdrawals.

 

TheKnightBus19:I still shudder to think about that. Never, ever again

 

TheKnightBus19:Also, I think you should go to the counter now, Joe, Deckard’s looking impatient.

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Oh, God help me



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TheKnightBus19:That certainly could have gone much worse

 

ShadowWolfie51:Indeed

Notes:

1) Gunmax doesn't do spelling or grammar, if autocorrect doesn't fix it, it doesn't bother him

2) I chose the middle name of Jinsuke because it means "responsibilty, duty, trust" and "aid, help, assist". Also bc J-Decker

3) Deckard is not considered human until he's had his coffee, this man does not mess around

Chapter 4: How To Make Tea

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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JackieChanWannabe32:Alright, which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different when you put it in hot water?

 

TheKnightBus19:............ You were putting it in cold water?!?!?!

 

BikerShades61:Yo, you cnq qctually feel the andgry Brit enegry tgere

 

BikerShades61:But pls, answer the question, joe

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Bruh, I thought for like five years people just put it in hot water to speed up the…

 

JackieChanWannabe32:The tea-ification process, Ig? Never realized there was an actual reason

 

BikerShades61:Bro, u phailed so hard. Ya don't have the patience to miwcrovwa water for three Minecraft?

 

BikerShades61: * minutes

 

TheKnightBus19:Why are you

 

TheKnightBus19:Putting it in the microwave

 

TheKnightBus19:TO BOIL IT?!

 

BikerShades61:Do you thi k I have the patentice to boilw a cupe of wyate one the stove?

 

TheKnightBus19:It takes less than a minute, why would you put it in the microwave?

 

BikerShades61:Duke, Bru, is your stove top powered by the fuxkinv sun?!

 

Wrestlemania33:Gunmax, how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

 

BikerShades61:LIKE SEVEN MIEUST

 

Wrestlemania33:Where's McCrane when you need him?

 

Wrestlemania33:Look, just stick the mug on the stove at medium heat, it boils in like, two minutes

 

Wrestlemania33:Less than that, and you use a saucepan

 

BikerShades61:Your sticking the mug onw the stove? At medium hega? Your sove is enchwntemd

 

RoboCop10:(sipping coffee at 5:30 itm)

 

RoboCop10:Every single person in this chat is a fucking lunatic

 

TheKnightBus19:(Processing)

 

TheKnightBus19:DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!?!?

 

 

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Potshot31:There is not one tea in our house that isn’t store bought, Duke

 

Potshot31:Also none of us were really ever taught how to make tea, so having a kettle would be of no use to us

 

TheKnightBus19:How do you not know how to make tea?

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Dude, we’re Canadian, we don’t drink tea

 

JackieChanWannabe32:We drink maple syrup

 

Potshot31:Will you stop saying that? And no, we do not

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Spoilsport…..

 

JackieChanWannabe32:At least it’s not Dumpson’s Ghia aperitif crap 🤮

 

Wrestlemania33:OI

 

Wrestlemania33:I like it, ok?! Reminds me of winter vacation to Mom’s

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Never raid Dumpson’s drink stash, been there, done that

 

Potshot31:Do not raid ANYONE’S drink stash, Joe, it’s a stash for a reason

 

RoboCop10:Why is everyone up at this hour again?

 

BikerShades61:It’s 6 AM, boyscout

 

BikerShades61:Also, isnt tagg a mexican drink?

 

Potshot31:We’re half Dominican, half Canadian

 

BikerShades61:Realy?

 

TheKnightBus19:How do people not know how to make tea? It’s so simple….

 

 

Notes:

1) Duke is just in shock during this entire convo, everyone in his house knows how to make tea

2)Yes, the Build Team are half and half Canadian and Latino! I chose Canadian bc they’ve not American, and it just suits them. And Dominican bc of that one episode, Dumpson:The Masked Brave.

3)Ghia Aperitif is a non-alcoholic drink made from citrus, tart fruit juice, ginger and some other kind of root. Never had it, but it sounds sour

Chapter 5: Y’all We Have A Problem (Happy New Years!)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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BikerShades61:Y’ALL WE HAVE A PROBELEM@1!1



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TheKnightBus19:Let me guess. You caused it?

 

BikerShades61:No I didn t/



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JackieChanWannabe32:No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into one

 

BikerShades61:OI



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RoboCop10:Give me a moment, I’m not awake enough to listen to this yet



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Wrestlemania33:And it’s another Tuesday. What’s your point?



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ShadowWolfie51:If you are referring to the mousetraps in your clothing drawers, that’s our solution to last week’s problem

 

BikerShades61:those fuckinge huurt man



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Potshot31:Would shooting you solve the problem?

 

BikerShades61:.......

 

BikerShades61:NO?!

 

Potshot31:Then get out

 

BikerShades61:why is everyone so dmant crakcye tody?

 

RoboCop10:Gunmax, it’s almost midnight.



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Soccer34:YOUC LAE IT A PROBELM, I CALL IT A SOLUTION TO OUR BOREDOM!!!!

 

Potshot31:Dillan, what are you doing up?

 

Soccer34:GUNMAX AND I ARE WATCHING THE BALL DROP

 

RoboCop10:The what? What ball is dropping?

 

Potshot31:Dillan Powers, where are you?

 

Soccer34:AT GUNMAX’S HOUSE, WE’RE GONNA WATCH THE BALL DROP

 

Potshot31:How did you even get there?

 

Soccer34:HE PICKED US UP

 

Potshot31:........

 

Wrestlemania33:...........

 

JackieChanWannabe32:.......

 

JackieChanWannabe32:Well, Ig you can’t blame em

 

BikerShades61:We stills hae a problem tho

 

Soccer34:CAN I STAY?? PRETTY PLS, MCCRANE????

 

Potshot31:I’m going to regret this, but okay

 

Potshot31:Gunmax, do NOT let him have any of your….. “special” snacks

 

BikerShades61:I don’t hatev any of that, but back to the prohelbm

 

RoboCop10:Good night, Gunmax…

 

TheKnightBus19:This will be a fun start to the new year…

 

ShadowWolfie51:Indeed



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BikerShades61:.........

{++++}

Gunmax looked up from his phone to see a squealing Drill Boy jumping on his couch, and a completely zonked out Bishop on the armchair. The green-haired 21 year old slammed his forehead onto the kitchen counter, wondering what he’s gotten himself into.

 

At least he hadn’t made any pot brownies recently, McCrane would kill him if he got his little brother hooked on the stuff. Not to mention Duke…. Gunmax suddenly lamented the lack of alcohol in his apartment, and very briefly considered calling Deckard for help. He liked kids, right? Yeah, no, he wanted to see 2025, thank you very much.

 

“Gunmax, it’s gonna drop soon!” Dillan began to run around, waking John in the process, the blue-eyed, platinum-haired 15 year old jerking awake at his friend’s shout. The Southern boy sighed heavily before snatching a can of Cola from the pile on the countertop for courage and walked over to join the two younger boys on the couch.

Notes:

From the one of the last chapters, I realized that Japanese people do not generally have middle names, so Deckard is half Japanese, half American, but raised in Japan.

On the matter of this chapter, kids are just drawn to Deckard, and teens are drawn to Gunmax, whether he likes it or not. Also, introducing John Bishop! The rest of the Scotland Yard Braves will make an appearance soon.

Happy New Year's, y'all!!!!

Chapter 6: Potterheads

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

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Rookie11:@ the HP Fest in Manchester!



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RoboCop10:Who is this????

 

TheKnightBus19:Rook, how did you get on this server?!

 

Rookie11:Ten added us a few days ago, you lot have just been really quiet

 

Rookie11:Look, I’ll prove it

 

Rookie11:@TenPlays23, dude, tell em!



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TenPlays23:Hiya, Knight!

 

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Prawn12:I’m here too

 

TheKnightBus19:Oh, bloody hell, is EVERYONE on here?



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RDK10:Pretty much

 

TheKnightBus19:.......

 

TheKnightBus19:No Jack, I hope?

 

AcePlusCatnip21:No, thankfully

 

AcePlusCatnip21:I can see you grinning, Ten, don’t you dare

 

TenPlays23:Dammit…

 

RoboCop10:Uhh, Duke? Could you maybe tell me what’s going on? Who are these people?

 

LittleArchbishop13:Hi, Deckard! It’s Bishop!

 

RoboCop10:Oh, hello!

 

RoboCop10:If that’s Bishop, then I assume this is the rest of your family, Duke?

 

TheKnightBus19:You could say that, but yes, basically

 

RoboCop10:Ok then

 

RoboCop10:What is a HP Fest?

 

Rookie11:Ohhhhh, right, u’re Knight’s Japanese roommate, I forgot bout that

 

TheKnightBus19:PAUL ROOK KINGSTON YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT

 

RoboCop10:It’s okay, Duke

 

Prawn12:Paul, that is very inappropriate!

 

Prawn12:And no, it’s not okay. I apologize on my brother’s behalf

 

Rookie11:OW

 

Rookie11:Dude, why did you just slap me?

 

Prawn12:Apologize

 

Rookie11:alr, alr, I’m sry. Japanese people are just super cool, is all

 

Rookie11:ANYWHO

 

Rookie11:Idk if they sell the books in Japan, but Harry Potter is a HUGE thing in Europe and the US, and the movies aren’t bad either, but the books are where it’s at

 

RoboCop10:Harry Potter? What’s it about?

 

TheKnightBus19:Oh, God, please no

 

Rookie11:It's about a kid called Harry Potter, obvsly, who finds out that he’s magical, and goes off to save the Wizarding World from his nemesis, Lord Voldemort

 

RoboCop10:....... Wait

 

RoboCop10:Duke, is Harry Potter the same thing as Hari Potta?

 

RoboCop10:Are you laughing right now? I can hear something from your room

 

TheKnightBus19:Deckard, it’s the exact same thing!

 

TheKnightBus19:And yes, I am laughing. This is hilarious

 

RoboCop10:OH, yes, I know what Harry Potter is then

 

RoboCop10:They do sell the books in Japan, and the merchandise

 

RoboCop10:You should see the memorabilia I have at home

 

Rookie11:Wait, srsly??? What House are you?

 

TheKnightBus19:Do not get him started, please, Rook, I am begging you

 

RDK10:Well, this just got entertaining

 

TenPlays23:Frfr

 

LittleArchbishop13:Oh, that must what those books in Deckard’s room are then, I thought the covers looked familiar

 

RoboCop10: replying to -> Rookie11:Wait, srsly??? What House are you?    Hufflepuff, believe it or not. But some people say they see me in Gryffindor, so it depends

 

Prawn12:We will never be hearing the end of this, will we?

 

RoboCop10:I guess not everyone wants to hear about this

 

Rookie11:We could go to a private chat & talk?

 

RoboCop10:I like that idea! And I’d love to hear about the festival

 

Rookie11:Deal!



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AcePlusCatnip21:Well, Rook just walked off, he and Deckard are on video chat now

 

RDK10:I think our cousin just stole your roommate, Duke

 

TheKnightBus19:I can hear them from in my room

 

TheKnightBus19:But at least Deckard will have someone else to talk to regarding that series, he loves it a bit too much. Especially after Maru introduced him to the movies

 

LittleArchbishop13:Well, Drill Boy’s calling me, I’ll talk to everyone later! Cheerio!



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AcePlusCatnip21:And I have to keep an eye on Professor Dumblydore over here and his new buddy. Let’s go, Pawn

 

Prawn12:I think Rook just ran off, we need to catch him before he does something stupid. Again



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TheKnightBus19:Don’t you have somewhere to be, King?

 

RDK10:Not at the moment, no

 

TheKnightBus19:Whatever. Just don’t set the kitchen on fire again, I’ll probably be around in a few hours to pick up John

 

RDK10:THAT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME YOU PRICK



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RDK10:What did I do to deserve a prick for a brother?

Notes:

Really hope this doesn't come off as racist, if so, that was not my intention at all.

But yes, the Harry Potter books are sold in Japan, and the covers are really cool.

I see Deckard as a mix between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, since he's brave (obviously, he is the Brave Detective), but also the sweetest best boi of the entire show. Take of that what you will.

And please thank MovieFlame's "Harry Potter:150 Things You Wouldn't Know If You Didn't Read The Books" for the inspiration for this chapter, and please go check out his channel if you're a lover of Harry Potter (not sponsored by nor actually affiliated with the channel beyond being a subscriber, I just really love the channel and would love to see it grow)

Have a great day, everyone!