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Published:
2024-10-11
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2024-11-14
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Sprunki chatfic

Summary:

Wenda thinks it would be funny to make a group chat with all her friends!

this was inspired off of a cookie run legendary chatfic!!

sorry if this is ass

Usernames:
Bl4ck (Black)
I_love_my_bucket (Brud)
PinkiX3 (Pinki)
cluk_cluk (Clukr)
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite (Simon)
DurpleNurple (Durple)
AAAAAAAAAA (OWAKCX)
Ur_L0cal_V1n3 (Vineira)
averageintrovert (Jevin)
SlayCatEra (Wenda) (this is a reference to that fic I said I got inspiration from)
grey444 (Grey)
oragn (Oren)
Rad_Raddy (Raddy)
Garnold1 (Garnold)
KidcoreComputer (Mr. Fun Computer)
KidcoreRobot (Funbot)
tunner_yeehaw (Tunner)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: wenda opens up the gates of hell.

Chapter Text

Group chat created.

 

SlayCatEra: @everyone

I_love_my_bucket: what this,,,

oragn: huh

grey444: YOU WENT THROUGH WITH IT?!?!?

cluk_cluk: with what? what is this?

SlayCatEra: @grey444 yes. yes I did.

AAAAAAAAAA: WGAT

tunner_yeehaw: @SlayCatEra ???

grey444: @cluk_cluk @tunner_yeehaw wenda added our entire friend group to this group chat... she told me about this yesterday. I didn't know she'd actually go through w/ it.

averageintrovert: I'm not touching this thing.

SlayCatEra: @averageintrovert yes you are.

averageintrovert: @SlayCatEra nuh uh

Bl4ck: me and you both, jevin.

SlayCatEra: @averageintrovert YUH HUH

SlayCatEra: @Bl4ck YOU'RE NO FUN :(

Ur_L0cal_V1n3: @Bl4ck @averageintrovert so, what are y'all gonna do instead, huh?

Rad_Raddy: probably make out

averageintrovert: .

AAAAAAAAAA: HWAT IS GOING ON????

I_love_my_bucket: lol,,,,

Bl4ck: @Rad_Raddy EXCUSE ME?!??!?!

Ur_L0cal_V1n3: NAWWWWWWWW

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

averageintrovert: @Rad_Raddy AT LEAST I CAN PULL! YOU CAN'T PULL SHIT.

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: DYING RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHSHHSHAHSHASSGSAGAH

Rad_Raddy: I PULLED OREN

PinkiX3: wait what.

PinkiX3: @oragn

KidcoreComputer: wait are black & jevin dating??

KidcoreRobot: idk bro

oragn: ?

PinkiX3: @oragn backread. is that true what raddy said?

Rad_Raddy: shhh

oragn: no

Bl4ck: @KidcoreComputer @KidcoreRobot NO

PinkiX3: @oragn k

KidcoreComputer: took you a while to respond...

averageintrovert: (he lied)

DurpleNurple: I have been watching this chat for 5 minutes. what am I reading.

Bl4ck: @averageintrovert STFU

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: lol | 1 IMAGE ATTACHED |

DurpleNurple: lol

oragn: lmao

cluk_cluk: nice meme.

SlayCatEra: HELP-

grey444: lol

AAAAAAAAAA: LOL

I_love_my_bucket: lol,,,,,

tunner_yeehaw: talk 'bout a change 'n mood.

averageintrovert: fr

 

 

Chapter 2: bro missed EVERYTHING

Summary:

I didn't have many ideas-

anyways I forgot to include garnold in the last one, so have some garnold x clukr content

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

October 11, 2024. 6:58 PM

 

Garnold1: uh... why did I wake up to loads of pings on my phone from this chat?

cluk_cluk: welcome to hell, honey

SlayCatEra: OH PLEASE IT ISN'T THAT BAD

DurpleNurple: you sure?

SlayCatEra: MHM!!1!

Ur_L0cal_V1n3: gm 

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: is nobody talking about how clukr called garnold honey??

cluk_cluk: @Ur_L0cal_V1n3 fym gm??? it's 7:00 PM ffs

cluk_cluk: @ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite we're married. we have 2 children. you didn't know that??

Ur_L0cal_V1n3: swag

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: @cluk_cluk YOU HAVE CHILDREN?!?!?!?

cluk_cluk: yeah. they're @KidcoreRobot & @KidcoreComputer.

grey444: @Ur_L0cal_V1n3 are you high?

KidcoreRobot: who pinged me?

KidcoreComputer: ?

Garnold1: @KidcoreRobot @KidcoreComputer backread.

Ur_L0cal_V1n3: @grey444 ye

KidcoreRobot: @ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite wait you didn't know that??

KidcoreComputer: CACKLING

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: @KidcoreRobot no :(

Rad_Raddy: @KidcoreComputer by "cackling" do you mean a robotic voice going "ha ha ha ha"

DurpleNurple: uh, rad, wdym??

KidcoreRobot: @Rad_Raddy tf did my bro do to you??

KidcoreComputer: what

PinkiX3: hi chat :3

DurpleNurple: wsg pinki

Ur_L0cal_V1n3: hrrhgfhg

Rad_Raddy: @KidcoreComputer @DurpleNurple uhhh what I meant was that computer sounds like a robot

DurpleNurple: @Rad_Raddy weird insult but ok

PinkiX3: @Ur_L0cal_V1n3 you okay? ;-;

grey444: @PinkiX3 she's high

PinkiX3: ohhhhh 0-0

Ur_L0cal_V1n3: yeeee

 

 

 

 

Notes:

had to go, so kinda short. srry 'bout that.

Chapter 3: Late-night conversations

Summary:

come and get your blevin content guys!!

I'm actually gonna put a wholesome chapter into this!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

October 12th, 2024. 12:46 AM

 

averageintrovert: anyone still awake? I can't sleep & I'm bored out of my mind. 

grey444: lmao you must be REALLY bored.

averageintrovert: I am.

grey444: me too. anyways wsg?

averageintrovert: nothing much. I don't think I've left my house all day.

grey444: damn. go outside. 

averageintrovert: nah. too bright. too many colors.

grey444: dude. you live in a place known for it's bright colors & people. why do you even live here if you don't like it's main elements?

averageintrovert: well I didn't choose to move here. I was born here, like everyone else. I guess this place has a special place in my heart.

grey444: makes sense.

averageintrovert: so... how's life for you?

grey444: meh. wenda's being stupid, as always.

averageintrovert: real lmao

grey444: she legit thought it would be a good idea to buy like 10 pounds of food & 2 hamburger buns, then stuff that food between them. I guess she wanted to make a really weird burger. she then called up a few of her friends (including me) to watch her eat it. she ae the entire damn thing.

averageintrovert: wow. diabetes is out to get her ass.

grey444: lmao

grey444: anyways I think I'll head to bed now. gn.B

averageintrovert: gn

 

October 12th, 2024. 1:24 AM

 

averageintrovert: @Bl4ck

Bl4ck: ?

averageintrovert: srry for pinging you, I just can't sleep & you're one of the few people who I think are pleasant to talk to.

Bl4ck: same tbh

Bl4ck: srry for bad grammar really tired

averageintrovert: it's good dw.

Bl4ck: thx ily

averageintrovert: ily too. anyways uhh you wanna talk about something?

Bl4ck: I've got nothin

averageintrovert: damn.

Bl4ck: uhh can I like come over?

averageintrovert: sure ig.

Bl4ck: be warned I'll prolly conk out the moment I can finally lay down

averageintrovert: note taken.

averageintrovert: wait why aren't we private texting?

Bl4ck: idfk

averageintrovert: so much for you trying to keep our relationship private.

Bl4ck: raddy's gonna get our asses by morning

averageintrovert: more like the first sprunki who wakes up is gonna get our asses.

Bl4ck: true

Bl4ck: anyways omw

averageintrovert: alr.

Notes:

pretty proud of this. a LOT less chaotic then the previous chapters.

Chapter 4: freaky

Summary:

this is why I only write these chapters when I'm home alone.

anyways can you tell blevin is the main ship in this fic?

Chapter Text

3:08 PM 

 

averageintrovert: could someone lend me like... $1000? 

SlayCatEra: nobody's giving you 1k dawg

cluk_cluk: why the hell do you need $1000

averageintrovert: how do I explain this

cluk_cluk: ???

averageintrovert: for some reason my bedframe snapped overnight.

Rad_Raddy: dis u? | 1 SCREENSHOT ATTACHED |

cluk_cluk: .

SlayCatEra: checks out ig

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: LMFAOO

DurpleNurple: .

grey444: ... 

averageintrovert: WHY THE HELL DID EVERYONE JUST DECIDE TO GET ON NOW?!

Rad_Raddy: freaky

PinkiX3: expected. :/

KidcoreComputer: @averageintrovert I guess it was time for you & @Bl4ck to have some fun.

averageintrovert: dammit WHY DID YOU TAG HIM???

Bl4ck: huh?

I_love_my_bucket: wgat is going on,,,

grey444: you're too innocent, brud.

Bl4ck: @averageintrovert private chat me. now.

 

| PRIVATE CHAT |

Bl4ck: .

Bl4ck: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THE GROUP CHAT FOR MONEY?????

averageintrovert: CHILL

Bl4ck: IF YOU ASKED ME I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE 1K. 

averageintrovert: will you still give it to me?

Bl4ck: fine. I'll give you the 1k. but if you need money, ask me.

averageintrovert: thx. but like why are you so secretive about our relationship?

Bl4ck: IT'S EMBARASSING, OKAY?? 

averageintrovert: dude, literally nobody in this gc is straight. they're all either bi or gay or lesbian or something. 

Bl4ck: what about oren & pinki??? 

averageintrovert: oren is clearly cheating on pinki w/ raddy.  oren's pretty good at hiding it but raddy keeps letting their relationship slip. I'm surprised pinki hasn't noticed this yet. and for pinki? idk. she has been hanging out w/ vineria a lot lately though.

Bl4ck: fair. but it's still embarrasing.

averageintrovert: how about you come over to my place so we can talk this over in person?

Bl4ck: sure ig.

averageintrovert: alr

 

- averageintrovert left the private chat - 

- Bl4ck left the private chat - 

 

| MAIN CHAT |

cluk_cluk: hey guys is water wet?

grey444: no

SlayCatEra: yes

Rad_Raddy: yuh

I_love_my_bucket: ya,,,,

SlayCatEra: @grey444 FUCK YOU YOU'RE WRONG

grey444: proof?

SlayCatEra: WHERE'S YOUR PROOF???

grey444: google

grey444: look it up

SlayCatEra: | 1 SCREENSHOT ATTACHED | I'M RIGHT

grey444: that is the worst image editing I have ever seen. 

grey444: THIS is the actual result: | 1 SCREENSHOT ATTACHED |

SlayCatEra: NUH UH

KidcoreComputer: nah he's right

SlayCatEra: HOW DO YOU KNOW??

KidcoreComputer: I'm a computer you fucking idiot

SlayCatEra: oh

SlayCatEra: LETS SEE WHAT @KidcoreRobot THINKS HUH??? THEY HAVE A COMPUTER BUILT INTO THEM TOO

KidcoreRobot: sorry wenda, computer & grey are right.

SlayCatEra: .

SlayCatEra: :(

 

 

 

Chapter 5: gen alpha words

Summary:

just a whole lot of chaos.

it pained me to write this.

I CAN'T FUCKING WRITE SOUTHERN ACCENTS 😭

Chapter Text

4:17 PM

 

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: I feel so sigma!

DurpleNurple: well uh good for you

ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: Thanks! You're so skibidi!

DurpleNurple: what

averageintrovert: I hate you all.

tunner_yeehaw: darn kiddo, 'twas outta the blue. 

averageintrovert: fym "kiddo" I'm a fully-grown adult. also, do you hear what simon is saying?! MY EYES-

tunner_yeehaw: pretty darn sure an "adult" wouldn't complain 'bout a few o' them "gen alpha" words.

DurpleNurple: could someone explain to me what a "gen alpha word" is?? 

- SlayCatEra has muted ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite for 3 hours -

SlayCatEra: No gen alpha words.

averageintrovert: @tunner_yeehaw I'm pretty sure the way I react to the way someone types doesn't affect my age.

DurpleNurple: WTF IS A GEN ALPHA WORD?? HELLO?!

SlayCatEra: you don't wanna know.

grey444: the fuck

DurpleNurple: IS IT LIKE THOSE WEIRD WORDS SIMON WAS SAYING??? LIKE SIGMA AND SKIBIDI??!?! 

- SlayCatEra has muted DurpleNurple for 3 hours -

SlayCatEra: yeah. no gen alpha words. 

grey444: dude you didn't have to mute him

SlayCatEra: no exceptions.

tunner_yeehaw: @averageintrovert I wasn't talking 'bout 'yer real age, dumbass. 

oragn: is nobody gonna talk about the fact tunner types in a southern accent?

grey444: who cares.

averageintrovert: @tunner_yeehaw THE HELL DID YOU MEAN THEN???

tunner_yeehaw: YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A DARN CHILD. 

Rad_Raddy: 🍿

averageintrovert: @tunner_yeehaw fair

I_love_my_bucket hi,,, what you guys doing,,,,,,,

Rad_Raddy: can you like shut up brud, nobody likes you

I_love_my_bucket: :(

grey444: dude wth? brud didn't do shit to you

Rad_Raddy: idc

AAAAAAAAAA: DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST RANDOMLY SAY THAT TO BRUD/!?! TF IS WRONG WITH YOU???11/

Rad_Raddy: idk I just felt like being mean

AAAAAAAAAA: KYS

Rad_Raddy: damn you don't need to send death threats

grey444: dude. no death threats.

- SlayCatEra has muted Rad_Raddy & AAAAAAAAAA for 5 hours -

SlayCatEra: geez y'all need to calm tf down.

grey444: trying to process what just happened rn

averageintrovert: same

averageintrovert: uhh anyways I'll just head off

grey444: same. cya

averageintrovert: cya.

 

 

Chapter 6: it's so over

Summary:

party's over. go home.

Chapter Text

can't work on this fic anymore due to personal reasons. sorry y'all.

I can't believe how many kudos & hits I got though. thank you so much everyone.

Notes:

yeah this is my first time ever using AO3 for writing purposes and idk the mechanics that well so.... yeah.
texts aren't really in order to seem more realistic.