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1. We Are What We Are by ShutUpGwen

   Fandoms: House M.D.  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gregory House & James Wilson
   • Gregory House/James Wilson
   • Gregory House/Stacy Warner (Background)
   • James Wilson/OMC (Background)
   • James Wilson (House M.D.)
   • Gregory House
   • Stacy Warner
   • Lisa Cuddy
   • Allison Cameron
   • Robert Chase
   • Eric Foreman (House M.D.)
   • Pre-Canon
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Asexual Gregory House
   • James Wilson Is A Slut
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Gay James Wilson (House M.D.)
   • POV Alternating
   • Slow Burn
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Platonic Cuddling
   • Medical Procedures
   • House's Infarction
   • Queerplatonic Relationships
   • Asexuality
   • Season/Series 01
   • Season/Series 02

   Summary

   “You got Mario Kart?” House asks casually, reaching for his 3DS.

   “I know I’m a bit rusty.” Wilson forgoes the shirt and sits down next to House, his own game console in hand. “But this isn’t how my hookups used to go.”

   House shrugs. “Sex is boring.”

   Wilson turns his head to see House’s face. He looks genuine, even shy. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say that before.” Wilson says neutrally.

   “I don’t think I’ve ever said it out loud before.”

    

   In which Greg House is asexual, James Wilson is a slut and their first meeting takes place in 2013.

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