Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Pixie has added boobs, alpha chan , and 5 others to the group chat: 

gay people in my phone 

Pixie

hey chat, here’s the ult groupchat

I’m tired of bouncing between gcs of the same 8 losers

Alpha Chan

was calling us losers a necessary addition? 

Pixie 

was being called Alpha Chan a necessary decision?

Alpha Chan

noted, proceed. 

Freaky Han

lixie kinda cooked you hyung… 

Alpha Chan

yes, thank you sherlock 😻 what would I do w/o u?! 

Menace 

bro is really locking in with that alpha title...

Adult Toast 

this feels like a mistake already

Pixie

the regret is hitting me fr. 

Boobs 

*queer people in my phone

Pixie

damn. 

you right, sorry for invalidating the sanctity of the chat w/ the umbrella term gay :( 

Pixie set the chat name to QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Boobs

you’re forgiven bbg <3 

Pixie 

<3 

Nyang

nah bc why /is/ chan’s dn Alpha Chan 💀💀

Alpha Chan

lost a bet.

please move on. 

Boobs 

bro is so shit at mario kart

like. so unbelievably bad

it’s kind of insane actually

Alpha Chan

??? 

you literally cheat??? 

Boobs 

how can you cheat at mario kart dude 💀💀 

Alpha Chan 

YOU THROW THE FUCKING BANANAS ON THE FINISH LINE EVERY TIME

AND U WEAR THAT STUPID BLACK TANKTOP

Boobs

that's not cheating babes

that’s called good strategy 

look it up 

Nyang

please refrain from flirting in the gc 

Boobs

coming from you? 

dastardly work 

Big Daddy Jin

why the fuck are you all blowing up my phone? 

it’s 2am go the fuck to sleep

Alpha Chan

sorry jinnie :/ 

Boobs

nahhh his ass is NOT sleeping 

he’s literally watching some drama rn

I can hear him sobbing through the wall 

Big Daddy Jin

hyung wtf 😭

u promised :( 

Freaky Han

jinnie… baby…

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this… 

we all know u cry over dramas… :/ 

Pixie 

over most things actually :/ 

Big Daddy Jin 

I know the king of crying isn’t talking to me rn 💀💀

Pixie 

I’m just in tune with my emotions :( 

Big Daddy Jin 

bros an empath 💀

Boobs

cmon guys don’t fight 

guys look at me… this isn’t you…

Menace

twink on twink violence 💀

Alpha Chan

okay, let’s take it down a notch guys 

Freaky Han

yeah, let’s all kiss and make up :/ 

Nyang

film it? 

Pixie 

what? 

Big Daddy Jin

what?

Freaky Han

what?

Alpha Chan

what? 

Menace

what? 

Adult Toast

what? 

Boobs

no wait… let him cook… ?

Alpha Chan

SEO CHANGBIN????

Binnie Boobs

yes, alpha chan? 

Alpha Chan

…

okay that’s enough 

go to sleep all of you. 

Freaky Han 

damn

daddy alpha chan coming out fr 😩😩

Menace 

@nyang come get your man 

he’s being gross again 

Freaky Han

he doesn’t own me 🙄

Nyang

oh I don’t? 

Freaky Han

nvm. cuming to ur room rn. 

Adult Toast

cuming? oh I’m sure…

Alpha Chan

sleep. now. 

Boobs 

yes alpha chan 😩

Pixie 

yeah. 

I regret making this chat. 

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QUEER people in my phone :,)

Alpha Chan

anyone free tonight? 

I just finished my project and I need to celebrate 

Nyang

I see that you’re still alpha chan…

how long do you have to be that exactly? 

Boobs 

until I say :) 

Menace

that’s not very alpha of chan :/ 

Freaky Han

he’s not very alpha at all

he gives me omega vibes actually? 

do you guys see the vision?

Pixie 

OMG YES

I TOTALLY SEE IT???

Alpha Chan

nvm. 

I don’t want to celebrate with y’all. 

Boobs

but hyung :((( 

I had a gift for you :(((((

Menace 

oh no

alpha chan’s ultimate weakness…

pouty changbin

Alpha Chan

a gift? 

Boobs

well not anymore :( 

Alpha Chan

no wait 

fine we can celebrate together 🙄

Boobs 

:3 

Nyang 

not the furry emoticon 💀 

@ Pixie kick this guy 

Adult Toast 

begging binchan to flirt somewhere else 🙏🙏

Big Daddy Jin

@ Alpha Chan what did you want to do? 

Freaky Han

yeah hyung

is this a cool celebration that involves partying?

or like

watching movies at your place again… 

Alpha Chan

han has just been uninvited

anyone else wanna join him? 

Freaky Han

WAIT

IM SO SUPPORTIVE 

PLEASE

I LOVE MOVIES 

ANS I LOBE SOENDING TIME WITH U

PLEASE PLEAS E PLEASE

Adult Toast 

damn, you broke him 😭

Nyang

why are you? 

begging another man??? 

when u have a boyfriend?????????

Alpha Chan 

fine.

forgiven. 

only bc ur earnestness is freaking me out 

Freaky Han 

aye 

Nyang

k 

Freaky Han 

Jagiya… 

be over in 10 

Nyang

:3c 

Boobs

fake ass furry hater 🙄

Big Daddy Jin

I can’t stand y’all fr

can someone please tell me the plan 

Alpha Chan 

meet at mine @ 8 

I’ll order pizza & y’all byob

Boobs

I’ll be there at 7 and I’m not bringing anything 

Alpha Chan

must you be difficult? 

Boobs 

yes. 

Adult Toast

ONCE AGAIN BEGGING BINCHAN TO FLIRT OUTSIDE OF THE GC!!! 🙏🙏🙏

Menace 

^ 

Big Daddy Jin 

^ 

Nyang

^

Freaky Han 

^ 

Pixie

^ 

Boobs

oh now lixie shows up 🙄

Pixie

sorry baby 

I had class

yk… like most of you…

Alpha Chan

wait. 

how many of you are in class rn…

Adult Toast

technically. 

class just ended so not me :) 

Menace 

I’m in class

but I’ve finished all my work 

prof keeps looking at me but. 

idgaf 😻😻😻

Adult Toast

meet when ur done? 

Menace

ofc 

Boobs 

begging y’all to flirt outside of the gc 🙏🙏

Menace 

boooo 👎👎👎

weak ass response 

Boobs 

I hate this family 

Pixie 

love you too binnie~ 

Alpha Chan

doesn’t jisung have class with minnie rn? 

Menace

oh yeah

he skipped for sure 

@ Nyang ur a bad influence

Big Daddy Jin

I get the feeling that you won’t get a response anytime soon :/ 

Pixie 

how do they even have the time to be so…

Boobs

horny?

up each other’s asses? 

Pixie 

I was gonna say intimate but

sure. that too. 

Alpha Chan 

I don’t know nor do I want to 

I can barely find time to take care of myself 

the last thing I need to worry abt is minsung’s sex life 

Boobs 

you should definitely be prioritizing your health hyung 

Pixie 

binnie’s right hyung

minho hyung says you’re hardly home anymore 

always at the studio or the library 

Alpha Chan 

@ Nyang snitch. 

Boobs

bruh 💀

channie protection squad gonna have to reassemble 

Pixie

I’ve been waiting for this day 

Changlix reunion <3 

Boobs 

<3

Alpha Chan 

guys, I’m fine I swear!

it was just my project that I was worried abt! 

I’m totally good now 

Boobs 

yeah I don’t believe you 

Pixie 

^

Big Daddy Jin

^ 

Menace 

^

Adult Toast

^ 

Alpha Chan 

…

Boobs 

just let us take care of you hyung 

Pixie 

yeah

it would make us so happy :((( 

Alpha Chan 

…fine

but only checking in

I can take care of myself 

Boobs 

yeah yeah we get it hyung 

love you 

Pixie 

love you channie hyung!! 

Alpha Chan 

sigh

I love you guys too 🙄

Menace 

fake idgaf’er 

I just know your kicking your feet and giggling rn

Alpha Chan 

someone get this guy a muzzle 

Freaky Han

ayo?! 

freaky alpha chan?????

Boobs

of course that’s what summoned you 

Big Daddy Jin 

finally done fucking? 

Nyang

for now. 

Adult Toast

BEGGING YALL TO TAKE UR SEX LIFE OUT THE CHAT!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Pixie 

^ 

Freaky Han

jinnie literally asked?? 

Big Daddy Jin

I’m nosy 🤝

Boobs 

you and me both jinnie 😌🤝 

Big Daddy Jin

wanna kiss abt it? 

Boobs

don’t tempt me~ 

Adult Toast has left the group chat: QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Pixie 

omfg 😭😭😭

Pixie has added Adult Toast to the group chat: QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Big Daddy Jin

ugh

bro is a changjin hater 🙄

Boobs 

they can never ruin what we have jagiya~

marry me? 

Big Daddy Jin

I thought you’d never ask~ 

Big Daddy Jin has changed their name to Husband

Boobs has changed their name to Husband (2) 

Husband

noooo you’re the wife 

Husband (2) 

wife???

we’re two men??

Husband 

ur literally my omega male wife??? 

Adult Toast 

I hate this family 

Menace 

^ 

Pixie 

^ 

Alpha Chan

^ 

Husband (2)

aw hell no 

I don’t fw traditional gender roles 

Husband (2) has changed their name to Big Boobs

Big Boobs 

in my divorce era 🙄

Husband

you don’t have what it takes to be my male wife anyway 🙄🙄🙄

Husband has changed their name to Big Daddy Jin

Freaky Han 

and yet you guys call ME dramatic 

Big Boobs 

because you are :/ 

Big Daddy Jin

you literally are? 

Big Boobs

…

wanna kiss abt it? 

Adult Toast has left the group chat: QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Big Boobs

HATER

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Big Boobs has added Pixie and Alpha Chan to the group chat: channie protection squad 🔥

Big Boobs 

Christopher. 

it’s midnight and hyung said you aren’t home yet

Pixie 

have you eaten dinner hyung? 

Alpha Chan

guys. 

I told you I can take care of myself! 

you don’t have to worry abt me 

I’m just working on some stuff! 

and yes, I ate! 

Big Boobs 

and we told you that we’d be checking in on you 

what are you working on that can’t wait until tomorrow? 

Pixie 

yeah hyung 

we wouldn’t have to worry abt you if you took care of yourself :/ 

Alpha Chan

I’m not pushing myself guys 

it’s a passion project, not for school 

Big Boobs

even so, you need to take a break 

knowing you, you’re probably staring at your laptop stuck

am I right? 

Alpha Chan

… 

we should know less about each other 

Pixie 

hyuuunngggggg~~~ 

please just head home!! 

Alpha Chan 

look, I swear I’m almost done!! 

I just need to get this last verse down and I’m out of here

Pixie 

do we believe that?

Big Boobs

not for a second 

Alpha Chan

guys please!! 

don’t worry, I’ll be home before 3 

Big Boobs 

that’s. so late hyung what the hell 

Pixie 

that’s like three hours from now??? 

Alpha Chan

lyrics don’t just appear

I’ve got to get them right 

Big Boobs 

fine

Pixie 

fine? 

Alpha Chan 

fine? 

Big Boobs 

I’m coming to the studio rn 

be there in 15 

Alpha Chan

what??

binnie no, you don’t need to babysit me 

Pixie 

I’ll come too! 

Big Boobs 

nah, don’t worry lixie baby

I’ll wrangle him

you get some sleep 

Alpha Chan 

I don’t need to be wrangled?? 

Pixie 

but :( 

changlix aka channie protection squad :((( 

Big Boobs

it’s past your bedtime anyway jagiya~ 

I got him this time

we can kick his ass next time I swear 

Alpha Chan

why are you talking abt me like I’m not right here??? 

Pixie 

okay :(( 

call me if you need anything 

<3 

Big Boobs 

will do <3 

Big Boobs, Alpha Chan [private chat]

Big Boobs set the chat name to Binchan Supremacy 

Big Boobs 

alright you big oaf 

I’m like 5 minutes away 

Alpha Chan

bin, you really didn’t have to come down here 

Big Boobs 

I know

I want to 

Alpha Chan

I can’t leave yet

I need to finish this verse 

Big Boobs 

then we won’t leave 

I’ll just keep you company until you’re done

maybe I can help you out if you aren’t gonna be too anal abt it 

Alpha Chan

with the lyrics? 

Big Boobs 

yeah? 

we’ve written together before

what’s the difference now?

Alpha Chan

well, usually that’s for class 

this is just me being stupid 

Big Boobs 

it’s not stupid 

not if it’s you 

Alpha Chan

you don’t even know what it’s about

it could be about chatting up noonas or something 

Big Boobs

well.

is it? 

Alpha Chan

…no

but still 

Big Boobs 

ugh

Channie hyung 

just let me help you

Alpha Chan 

…

fine 

Big Boobs 

good

I’m outside btw 

let me in 

QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Nyang 

where is alpha chan? 

Big Daddy Jin 

good morning to you hyung 

my morning is going okay, thanks for asking 

Nyang 

180° for 25 minutes 

Big Daddy Jin 

I haven’t heard from him since lunch yesterday. 

Menace 

why are you blowing up my phone at this hour? 

Big Daddy Jin 

how dry is ur phone that 5 messages is blowing it up 💀💀💀 

and it’s literally 12 

Menace 

fuck you 

Adult Toast 

sick burn minnie 

Nyang 

chan anyone? 

Adult Toast 

sorry hyung, haven’t seen him 

Menace 

me either 

Adult Toast

did you need him for something? 

Nyang 

he wasn’t home when I went to sleep at like 2 

and he wasn’t here when I woke up 

just making sure he’s okay 

Big Daddy Jin 

awe 😩😩

I guess lino hyung DOES have a heart 

Nyang 

I’ll stuff tissues so far down your throat. don’t test me. 

Big Daddy Jin

my apologies. 🫡

Pixie 

wait 

channie never came home?? 

Nyang

I literally just said that…

Freaky Han 

hey. 

be nice to lixie

Pixie 

omg… 

twin? <3 

Freaky Han 

twin. <3 

Nyang

…

so no one has seen him? 

Pixie

no :( 

but binnie hyung said he was gonna meet him last night! maybe their together? 

Nyang 

@Big Boobs eyes on chan? 

…

…k 

Big Daddy Jin 

let me see if he’s in his room

hold 

Pixie

should we organize a search party??

they wouldn’t still be at the studio right??

Freaky Han

nope

I’m at the studio right now and it’s just me :/ 

Adult Toast

maybe they're at the gym? 

Pixie 

no, it’s binnie hyung’s off day 

Big Daddy Jin 

call off the search party 

binchan is safe and accounted for 🤝

Pixie 

thank god 

Nyang 

they’re in ur apartment? 

Big Daddy Jin

yeah 

they’re passed the fuck out on hyung’s bed 

how they both managed to fit on that tiny ass bed? I’ll never know 

Menace

well that’s one mystery solved 

Pixie 

are there more mysteries afoot? 

Menace 

wouldn’t you like to know? 

Pixie 

???

yeah????

I would?????

Adult Toast 

ignore him

he’s just looking for attention

Menace 

fuck you? 

Adult Toast 

no thanks <3 

Big Boobs

why the fuck are you guys blowing up my phone

Big Daddy Jin 

see now

that’s an appropriate amount of messages to ask that question! 

Big Boobs

… 

I’m going back to sleep 

Pixie

NO WAIT 

Big Boobs 

??? 

Pixie, Big Boobs [private chat] 

Pixie set the chat name to changlix <3 

Pixie 

tea? 

Big Boobs

about? 

Pixie 

channie! 

how did it go last night? 

was he upset? :( 

Big Boobs 

mmm maybe a little at first 

you know how he is 

but we ended up finishing his song 

we got in around two thirty ish so 

at least it wasn’t 3?? 💀💀

Pixie 

well

he’s sleeping now right? 

Big Boobs 

yeah, he fell asleep while talking to me 

I think around 4? 

Pixie 

hey! he’s getting a whole 8 hours! 

see? 

channie protection squad is killing it 🔥🔥

Big Boobs 

haha yeah 

now we just gotta get him to get do it more often 

Pixie 

easier said than done… 

Big Boobs 

tell me abt it 

anyway 

going to sleep again now 

ttyl jagiya~ love you <3 

Pixie  

nighty night hyungie ~~ love you more <3 

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QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Big Daddy Jin

why did I decide to be an art major again? 

Pixie 

because you love it and want to spend the rest of your life creating? 

Menace 

@Alpha Chan dad, jinnie is getting introspective again~ 

Big Daddy Jin 

DAD… 💀💀💀💀💀

Menace

you think he’d prefer daddy? 

Freaky Han

oh I think he would… 

Alpha Chan

… 

I would, in fact, not prefer that. 

Freaky Han

maybe not from minnie

but I think I know someone you would want to call you that 🤓

Alpha Chan

I don’t want you to call me that either, jisung.

Freaky Han

…

not what I meant. 

Adult Toast 

why is this gc always just you guys flirting

I hate gay people 

Menace

is this flirting? 

it feels more like bickering 

Adult Toast

whatever it is, I wish it’d stop 💀

Freaky Han 

fake as hell, innie is always giggling and kicking his feet when we flirt with him 

Adult Toast

?????

this is slander?? 

Freaky Han

is it slander if it’s true? :// 

Big Daddy Jin

can we get back to the matter at hand? 

Freaky Han

which is? 

Big Daddy Jin

I’m dropping out 

Alpha Chan

you can’t drop out, sunken cost fallacy and all that 

Menace 

yeah, what dad said 

Alpha Chan

…

I’m choosing to ignore that and will just accept the support. 

Big Daddy Jin 

but have you considered

that I would be so much happier 💫🌟⭐️

Pixie

how so? 

Big Daddy Jin

for one, I’d get more sleep 

Adult Toast

good enough for me 

drop out 

Alpha Chan

don’t encourage him innie-ah 

Big Daddy Jin

plus, I wouldn’t have to deal with my stupid ass ceramics teacher 

Pixie

??

I thought you liked him??? 

Big Daddy Jin

I did at first

he was nice and all 

but now he’s pissing me off 💀

he keeps limiting what I can do in the studio 

“this isn’t color me mine hyunjin, this is real art”

suck my dick??? 

Big Boobs 

do you want me to beat the shit out of him? :/// 

Big Daddy Jin 

omg my savior

yes plz :D 

Alpha Chan

how did you appear just to defend his honor?? 

Big Boobs 

I can feel when the chat is in need of defending

Pixie 

you can feel it? 

Big Boobs

yeah

in jut & dae 

Freaky Han

you can feel it in ur tits? 

Big Boobs 

a bit crass but

Pixie 

how are jut & dae btw? 

Big Boobs

… um..

good? 

Pixie 

can I see them? 

Alpha Chan

felix??? 

Pixie

I just wanna make sure they’re okay ://

Big Boobs 

not for free babe :///

Pixie 

how much? :///// 

Big Boobs 

take me on a date first :////// 

Adult Toast 

see now 

this is what I mean

Big Boobs 

don’t be jealous innie-ah~

you can see em for free 😩😩

Adult Toast 

I think I threw up a lil 

Alpha Chan 

how much for your hyung? :/ 

Freaky Han 

CHAN???????????????????????

Menace 

ayo? 

Adult Toast 

📸 📸 📸 

Big Daddy Jin 

???

Pixie 

😟

Nyang

wait… let him cook.. 

Freaky Han

… 

Nyang 

your boobs are better dw jagiya~ 

Freaky Han

that’s what I thought. 

Big Boobs 

@Alpha Chan 10 billion won ://// 

Alpha Chan 

damn. 

Menace 

another L for “alpha” chan 

Alpha Chan 

we’ve already covered the fact that I did NOT choose this name 

Big Boobs 

sorry daddy :// 

Adult Toast 

oh hell no 

Adult Toast removed Big Boobs from the group chat: QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Adult Toast 

finally

peace. 

Pixie, Big Boobs [private chat] 

changlix <3 

Big Boobs 

LIXIE 

ADD ME BACK PLEASE

PLEAES PLEAASE PLEAND 

LIXIE

Pixie 

innie told me not to :/ 

Big Boobs 

LIXIE WTF 

WHY DIDNU EVEB GIVE HIM ADMIN PRIVILEGES 

Pixie 

bc he’s cute 

please take it up with innie ://// 

Big Boobs 

UGH 

CHANGLIX BREAK UP ERA. 

SEE IF I LET YOU SEE MY TITS NOW. 

Big Boobs changed the chat name to TRAITOR 💔

Pixie 

WAIT.

BABE???

BINNIE HYUNG?????????

WAIT WIAT WIAT

COME BCAK 

OMFG 

Adult Toast, Big Boobs [private chat] 

Adult Toast set the chat name to REPENT. 

Big Boobs 

innie-ah. 

add me back to the chat 

Adult Toast 

no <3 

Big Boobs

YAH

I’m your hyung 

you have to listen to me 

Adult Toast 

you don’t listen to channie hyung??

Big Boobs 

that’s different

Adult Toast 

elaborate 

Big Boobs 

channie hyung dgaf 

Adult Toast 

*extremely loud incorrect buzzer* 

hyung gives so many fucks abt shit like that  

jisung literally almost cried when they first met bc hyung told him off 

Big Boobs 

he didn’t tell him off omg 

he just said he should use hyung with him! 

Adult Toast 

so u admit that he cares abt it then? 🤨

Big Boobs

he dgaf if I do it 

Adult Toast 

so you’re special? -.-

Big Boobs 

yes :3c 

Adult Toast 

this isn’t inspiring me to let you back in the gc :// 

Big Boobs 

WAIT. 

WAHT DO U WANT??

ILL DO IT 

WHATEVER IT IS 

Adult Toast 

that’s more like it 

term one

Big Boobs

one?!

how many are there?????

Adult Toast 

does it matter? 

you already said you’d do them 🤓

Big Boobs 

omfg… 

Adult Toast 

as I was saying

term one. no more calling hyung “d*ddy” 

Big Boobs 

like… just in the gc or?? 

Adult Toast

… 

I’m gonna pretend I didn’t read that 

term two. you call ME hyung for the next week 🤓

Big Boobs 

you mf… 

Adult Toast 

I assume you agree to the terms? 

Big Boobs

… 

…fine…

Adult Toast 

perfect 

pleasure doing business with ya 🤝

QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Nyang 

so then I was like

what about me is giving straight man??? 

bc whatever it is, I need to change it immediately. 

like believe me man 

I DONT want your gf 

Adult Toast added Big Boobs to the chat QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Big Boobs 

hell yeah 

Nyang 

damn. 

just when i thought peace would prevail 

Menace

I know you’re not talking hyung…

Big Daddy Jin 

welcome back hyung~ 

Big Boobs 

happy to be back jinnie-ah <3 

Adult Toast 

and what do you say? 

Big Boobs

… 

thank you 

Adult Toast 

thank you….? 

Big Boobs 

thank you hyung. 

Menace 

innie. 

I think I just fell in love with you???? 

Adult Toast 

oh I’m sure 

get in line puppy

Alpha Chan, Menace [private chat] 

Alpha Chan set the chat name to got that DOG in me 

Alpha Chan 

I already know it’s coming 

just go 

Menace 

PUPPY?!?!????????!!!!!!!!?!?!?!??

WHAT 

THE 

FUCK?!?!?! 

Alpha Chan 

there it is. 

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Freaky Han has added Alpha Chan, Big Boobs, and 4 others to the group chat: Maknae On Top! 🔥

Freaky Han 

red alert

RED ALERT!!! 

Alpha Chan

yes, jisung? 

are u and innie okay?  

Menace

alpha in dad mode 📸

Alpha Chan

don’t start that again 

Big Boobs

he’s back in alpha mode 😌

Freaky Han 

guys please 

Alpha Chan 

sorry sungie

continue 

Freaky Han

thank you

RED ALERT!!! 

R E D  A L E R T!!!!! 

Big Boobs 

see now

THIS is why I bully you 

Alpha Chan 

be nice binnie-ah 

Big Boobs

yes, alpha chan~ 

Menace 

ew.

Pixie 

twin. 

please just tell us WHY it’s a red alert 

Freaky Han 

okay okay 

innie is BLASTING Radiohead rn… 

Menace 

holy shit. 

Big Boobs

oh fuck 

Alpha Chan

oh.

Big Daddy Jin 

oh….

Nyang

??? 

what’s wrong with Radiohead?? 

I thought you guys liked them?

Freaky Han 

we do

it’s just that innie usually only listens to them when he’s in his feels 

and even then it’s not usually so loud…

Nyang

so we think something is wrong? 

Pixie 

something is definitely wrong 

Nyang 

what if little man is just having a solo concert? 

Freaky Han 

he’s not singing babe… 

it’s quiet except for the music 

Alpha Chan 

damn 

okay, game plan 

Big Boobs

…

it’s been like five minutes hyung… how long is the plan exactly? 

Alpha Chan

my bad 

I went into that way more confident than I should be

I don’t actually know what to do here 

Menace 

why doesn’t han just go talk to him? 

Freaky Han 

you know innie 

he would just say everything is fine 

Menace 

but he’s clearly okay with you knowing that he’s upset

I mean, he’s blasting Radiohead… 

Freaky Han 

I dunno

I don’t wanna push him 

Nyang 

maybe hyung should talk to him? 

Alpha Chan 

putting on my shoes already 

Big Boobs 

WAIT NO 

Alpha Chan

??

Big Boobs 

hyung, you know I love you

but you can’t go ask him what’s up 

Alpha Chan

why not? 

do you know why he’s upset? 

is it about me? 

Big Boobs

no no

nothing like that 

it’s just 

well 

Big Daddy Jin

it can be a little intimidating to have you show up for comfort hyung 

Big Boobs

…

yeah, that. 

Alpha Chan

wdym??

I’m literally there for comfort, like you said???

Big Boobs

yeah but like, you’re our hyung 

like the hyung hyung

alpha hyung 

Menace 

ew.

Big Boobs

stfu minnie 

anyway 

it can just be intimidating to look you in the eyes and admit weakness 

I guess 

Alpha Chan

oh

I didn’t realize you guys felt that way 

Big Daddy Jin

not always! 

and it’s not even all of us! 

just sometimes it can be hard bc we love you so much and we want you to think we can take care of ourselves too yk? 

Big Boobs 

yeah, exactly 

we love you hyung

and we always appreciate your support!!! 

Alpha Chan 

it’s fine guys

I’m not upset, I just want you guys to feel comfortable 🖤

Big Boobs 

… 

alright, that’s it 

I’m coming over for cuddles 

Alpha Chan

…

thank you 

Freaky Han 

as much as I love binchan and their love story

can we focus up please 

Nyang 

maybe we should just leave him be

Freaky Han

jagiya, I can’t stand by and watch innie be sad 

Nyang 

maybe he isn’t sad for a particular reason though 

what if he just needs an emo day? 

I think we should let him reach out if he needs anything 

Menace 

he’s not very good at that

Nyang

no, you’re not very good at that 

innie has asked for support loads of times from me and channie hyung 

Menace

…  

didn’t need the callout but fine 

I guess now we wait? 

Nyang 

now we wait 🤝

QUEER people in my phone :,)

Big Boobs 

anyone listening to any good music lately orrr??

Maknae On Top! 🔥

Menace

subtle. 

Big Boobs

shut up???? 

I genuinely want to know

hater 

I’m in a music rut :// 

Freaky Han 

guys.., don’t fight… 

this isn’t you… 

Nyang 

it really is tho :/ 

QUEER people in my phone :,)

Freaky Han

I’m so glad you asked 

Big Boobs 

oh no..,

Freaky Han

okay so I’ve kinda been in an 80s vibe?? 

have you heard material girl by madonna?

Big Boobs 

okay first of all

of course I have, who do you think I am? 

secondly, you’re out

next! 

Freaky Han 

I hate it here 

Menace 

you rocking with any genre or are you looking for specifics? 

Big Boobs 

any works? 

Freaky Han

except 80s pop apparently 🙄

Menace 

bro is salty… 

Pixie 

have you listened to blck.beetl? 

Big Boobs

no sir

rec? 

Pixie 

perfect. 😈

listen to fratton & goodbye. for me baby~ 

Big Boobs

this is why I love you

if hannie don’t got me, I know lixie does 

Freaky Han

HEY

I HAD ANSWERS FIRST

UR JUST UNGRATEFUL 

Big Boobs 

so true 

anyway 

hyung and I will listen rn lixie, thank you jagiya~ 

Pixie 

anything for my shnookums~ 

Menace 

EW 

Freaky Han 

is that the only word you know? 

Menace 

I know “fuck you” ☝️🤓

Pixie 

let’s not fight 

Freaky Han

anything for you twinnie~ 

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Maknae on top 🔥

Freaky Han

day four

Radiohead is still blasting 

Pixie

still? 

but he seems fine when we hang out 

Menace

you’ve hung out with him? 

Pixie 

yeah? 

Freaky Han 

wait really? 

I literally live with him and I’ve only interacted with him twice since Monday… 

Big Boobs 

no yeah 

I haven’t seen him since then either 

Alpha Chan 

^ 

Pixie 

oh?? 

we’ve been getting lunch together this whole week…

Menace 

oh.

I asked him if he wanted to get lunch yesterday and he said he was busy with hw… 

Alpha Chan

I’m sure it doesn’t have anything to do with you specifically minnie

it looks like he’s seeking out Felix only 

Freaky Han 

but why lix?  :( 

Pixie 

why not lix???? 

I’m a great friend! 

very supportive!

Freaky Han

I didn’t mean it like that twin :// 

it’s just 

I mean, we live together

yk? 

Alpha Chan 

we get it han dw

maybe felix is just who he’s most comfortable talking about whatever is wrong? 

Pixie 

but he hasn’t told me anything! 

he seems like the same old innie to me…

Big Boobs

maybe that’s why? 

bc you don’t treat him any different? 

ik we can all become a little overprotective when it comes to innie…

Alpha Chan

oh 

I hadn’t thought of that…

Pixie 

maybe? 

I dunno

I’ll lyk if anything comes to light I guess? 

Freaky Han

ty lixie~ love you 

Pixie 

love you too twin <3 

QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Pixie 

yoooo

25% off piercings at the tattoo shop by channie & minho hyung’s place!! 

big day for bisexual people!!! (me) 

Alpha Chan 

what do piercings have to do with bisexuality? 

Big Boobs 

can I get a bisexuals with piercings sound off please? 

Big Daddy Jin 

✋

Pixie 

✋

Big Boobs 

✋

Freaky Han

✋

Alpha Chan

…

✋

Big Boobs 

that’s what I thought. 

Menace 

I don’t have any piercings? 

Big Boobs

wait… 

ur bi??? 

I thought u were gay this whole time… 

Menace 

I’m definitely bi… 

this chat is just predisposed to man loving 

Big Boobs 

well. 

you’re not wrong 💀

we gotta get you pierced then!

Big Daddy Jin

wait, actually yeah 

minnie you’d look sooooooo good with a piercing 

Menace 

I dunno… 

I don’t think I have the right amount of

edge 

for one… 

Big Daddy Jin 

oh cmon minnie!! 

you’d look hot! 

and you can totally pull it off!!

Freaky Han

I hate to agree with hyunjin but

he’s right 😟

Big Daddy Jin

fuck you??? 

Freaky Han 

I have a boyfriend actually 

but thanks for the offer ig :// 

Menace 

well

I have kind of always wanted an eyebrow piercing…

but what if it looks bad :// 

Big Daddy Jin

WAIT

KIM SEUNGMIN

AN EYEBROW PIERCINF WOULD BE SO HOT

Menace 

really?

Pixie 

dude yeah!! 

I can totally see it 😌 🤝

Menace 

…

okay fine. 

but I’m NOT getting one alone 

Big Boobs 

I’ll go with you minnie~ 

Alpha Chan

I thought you didn’t want to pierce ur ears any more? 

Big Boobs

who said anything abt my ears? 🤨

Pixie 

👀

Freaky Han

👀

Big Daddy Jin 

👀

Nyang 

👀

Menace 

of course now you show up, hyung 

Nyang 

I live for a bit of drama 

Menace 

oh I’m sure 

ur literally dating jisung 

Freaky Han

ayo? 

why am I catching strays??? 

Menace 

it’s so easy to tease you :/// 

Freaky Han 

fuck you!! 

Menace

unoriginal 

I’ve heard it a million times before 

Freaky Han 

I bet. 

Alpha Chan

wait

@Big Boobs what are you gonna get pierced then??

Big Boobs

wouldn’t you like to know? 😈

Freaky Han

I’m sure he would. 

Pixie

??? 

Freaky Han 

I’ll explain when ur older twin~ 

Pixie 

were the same age 😭

Menace 

@Big Boobs when is your class over? 

Big Boobs 

I’m out already actually

at the gym rn

I’m heading out in 20 though 

meet you at your place? 

Menace 

deal 

Pixie 

can I come? :(( 

I wanna get my tongue pierced! 

Big Boobs

hot

the more the merrier lixie~ 

Pixie 

yay! 

seungbinlix adventure!! 🐷🐰 🐶 🐥

Menace 

what the hell are all those emojis? 

Pixie 

it’s us! 

pig bunny binnie 

puppy minnie 

and chicky me! 

Big Boobs

…

im irrationally endeared… 

Menace 

same. 

Pixie added Big Boobs and Menace to the group chat: 

piercing bisexuals~ 🐷🐰 🐶 🐥

Pixie 

I’ve brushed my teeth 3 times in anticipation

Menace 

I’m not sure you should be brushing your teeth that many times in 20 minutes… 

Pixie 

STOP

I’m nervous okay 😣

Menace 

scared of the pain? 

Pixie 

kinda? 

I dunno 

I think I’m building up the whole thing in my head too much… 

Menace 

want a hug? 

Pixie 

:((((((((

yes please :(((((((((((((((

Menace 

coming to ur room now 

Big Boobs

and I just got on the bus!

I’ll be there for hugs in approximately 10 minutes 

buckle up 😌

Pixie 

seungbinlix cuddles <3 

already feeling better just thinking abt it <333 

QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Menace 

@Big Daddy Jin you were right 

I look hot as hell 

Big Daddy Jin 

I KNEW IT 

GET UR ASS OVER TO MINE SO I CAN SEE

Pixie 

you should see binnie hyung’s~ 😈

Big Boobs 

he’s gonna have to when I get home anyway 

they’re starting to get irritated

I wanna uncover them already 😩

Alpha Chan

them???

how many did you get?? 

Pixie 

two 😈

Freaky Han 

why is lix evil…

Pixie 

I just really enjoy binnie hyung’s new piercings 😈

Big Boobs 

you just like boobs 🙄

Alpha Chan

boobs? 

Freaky Han 

HOLY SHIT 

KSJDGSHSVSUGSJANAMAKA

Big Daddy Jin 

NO WAY?? 

HYUNG

Freaky Han

YOU GOT NIPPLE PIERCINGS??? 

Nyang

OH WORD? 

Menace 

you appear exactly when I expect you to 

predictable ass hyung 🙄

Big Boobs 

mhm 

Pixie 

he’s unbelievably hot rn 

it’s actually distracting 

he’s lucky my tongue is swollen 

Freaky Han

????

OH???????? 

Pixie 

WAIT 

I MEANT

BC I’D BE FLIRTING WITH HIM 

BUT I CANT BC MY TONGUE

OMG 

STOP STOO STOP

Freaky Han 

uh huh… sure 

Alpha Chan

n

nipple piercings. 

that’s 

wow 

Menace 

great 

you broke channie hyung 🙄

Big Boobs 

price just went up to see my tits btw :/// 

Menace 

in this economy?? 

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Maknae on top 🔥

Freaky Han

day 9 update 

he played Radiohead for an hour 

then played all of grace by Jeff Buckley 

then the entirety of the dark side of the moon by Pink Floyd 

then he played time from tdsotm for three hours straight 

Big Daddy Jin 

god damn 

why is he in a dad rock phase ? 

Freaky Han 

dad… rock…? 

Big Daddy Jin

yeah like 

stuff your dad listens to 

it’s like a whole thing 

Freaky Han

ok.

anyway. 

Big Daddy Jin

ugh 

you’re so uncultured it’s painful 💀

Alpha Chan 

is he listening to Radiohead again? 

Freaky Han

oh

no, I forgot to say that’s he’s stopped now 

Alpha Chan

stopped?

Freaky Han

yeah like

it’s suddenly really quiet bc I was just listening to the music through the wall… 

Alpha Chan

well it’s 3am so 

maybe he just went to bed? 

Freaky Han

he usually listens to rain sounds when he sleeps tho :// 

Alpha Chan

hmmm 

I say, get some sleep 

and then tomorrow one of us will reach out to him 

it’s been over a week, that’s all I can give him in terms of figuring it out himself 

Big Daddy Jin 

so dad core 

Alpha Chan

go to sleep hyunjin. 

Big Daddy Jin 

fine 🙄

Freaky Han

I guess I’ll go to sleep too 

you should as well hyung 

the channie protection squad is gonna throw a fit when I see how late you stayed up 

again. 

Alpha Chan

don’t remind me… 

I’m already in bed

going to sleep now

night kids 

Big Daddy Jin

night dad

Freaky Han

night daddy 😩 😩

Alpha Chan

jesus

Adult Toast, Pixie [private chat]

Adult Toast set the chat name to 2am gang

Adult Toast 

hey hyung. 

Pixie 

um

hi innie! 

ngl the period is freaking me out a little 😣

Adult Toast 

sorry 

I just wanted to talk to you about something

Pixie 

a bad something? 

Adult Toast

no

at least, I don’t think so? 

I’m still figuring out how I feel about it 

Pixie 

that’s okay 

we can figure it out together! 

do u want me to come over? 

Adult Toast 

no no 

it’s okay

I don’t wanna make you walk over here so late 

Pixie 

I would, if you needed me to

Adult Toast

I know hyung

thank you 

Pixie 

of course 

so what’s on ur mind innie? 

Adult Toast

right 

uhhhhhhhh

Adult Toast has changed the chat name to who up questioning their gender rn?? 😂 😂 😂

Pixie 

JAVSHDVSUVSJANA

craazzziest way to drop that bomb btw 

Adult Toast

I had to break the tension somehow 💀

and I’m

maybe a little bit nervous… 

Pixie 

you can always talk to me innie

not even just about gender stuff 

I’ll always hear you out 

Adult Toast 

I know

I just haven’t told anyone about this 

and I feel a little weird about it 

Pixie 

that’s okay 

you don’t have to tell anyone until you’re ready 

and if you never want to tell anyone? you don’t have to 

you don’t owe anyone that information 

Adult Toast

yeah

I guess it’s just hard because I don’t want anyone to think I don’t trust them with that info 

Pixie 

I know the gc can be a little… dumb sometimes

but they wouldn’t take any offense, I promise 

Adult Toast 

okay 

I’ll take your word for it.. 

Pixie 

good

did you wanna talk abt the specifics? 

or did you just want to get that off your chest? 

Adult Toast 

I uh 

didn’t think that far ahead 

but yeah

I think I do wanna talk about it 

Pixie 

great! 

I’m all ears innie~ 

Adult Toast 

well

I guess I’ve just been questioning if the label “man” fits me? 

like, I don’t necessarily disagree with the label 

but it doesn’t feel like it..

encompasses me ? 

does that make any sense? 

Pixie 

I think so

like, your gender identity maybe has more wiggle room than just “man”? 

Adult Toast 

yeah

Pixie 

and how does “woman” feel for you? 

Adult Toast 

oh

huh

I guess kind of the same? 

I like it to a degree but 

it still doesn’t feel like it’s accurate? 

Pixie 

well, based on my very limited experiences

I’d say that maybe you’re leaning towards nonbinary? 

for me, I always knew that “girl/woman” wasn’t me

so it wasn’t as hard to pin down what was me at the time

Adult Toast

that seems easier to figure out… 

whatever I have going on is hurting my brain 

Pixie 

oh trust me, it wasn’t as easy as I made it seem 

my relationship with my gender is better but it used to be really tumultuous 

it’s still not perfect, I still have days when I question myself 

but that doesn’t mean that it will be like that for you though ! 

Adult Toast 

I didn't realize you were struggling with that :/

Pixie 

ah yeah 

I don’t really like talking about it with cis people 😣

even though I know the gc would be supportive, it’s still difficult to talk about w/ people who don’t and will never understand 

Adult Toast

yeah

I think I’m starting to get that 

Pixie 

but we have each other now! 

I hope you’ll let me be there for you from now on! 

Adult Toast 

thanks hyung

and I hope you know that it goes both ways? 

Pixie 

stop

I’ll cry 

Adult Toast 

so nothing new? 

Pixie 

innie-ahhhhh :(((

we were having a bonding moment 😣 😣

Adult Toast

sorry hyung

you’re just so easy to tease :// 

Pixie 

ugh 🙄

Adult Toast

love you~ 

…

um

so about being nonbinary…

Pixie 

yeah? 

Adult Toast 

well

I actually looked into it a little bit this week? 

I’m not 100% sure that it’s right but 

I like that for now? 

just as a general umbrella term until I figure out the specifics

Pixie 

oh! hey! that’s great innie!! 

I’ll keep that in mind!! <33

wait 

is innie still okay? or did you want to be called something else? 

Adult Toast 

no innie is good! 

I’d prefer to stay innie over jeongin though

if you don’t mind? 

at least for now 

Pixie 

innie-ah, you don’t have to ask if I mind

I will never mind when it comes to you 

innie it is! :) 

Adult Toast

right yeah

sorry 

Pixie 

don’t apologize!! 

it’s okay to be awkward when it comes to these conversations

just know that I will support you 100% no matter what 

Adult Toast 

no I know 

like in theory I know that 

but it’s hard to get into my head I guess 

Pixie 

I understand <3 

oh 

what about pronouns? 

he/him still good? or maybe you wanna try new stuff out? 

Adult Toast 

oh um

he/him is still good 

but maybe I’d like to try 

she/her??

and they/them? 

just to see

Pixie 

perfect 

I’ll keep it in mind! 

do you want me to keep this convo here?

like do u want me to pass this info on for you (pronouns and name)?

Adult Toast 

ah 

maybe we can keep it here for now? 

Pixie 

no problem <3 

thank you for trusting me with this innie-ah <33 

Adult Toast

ah

now I’m gonna cry 

Pixie 

YAH

YOU SHOULDVE LET ME COME OVER 

Adult Toast

noooooo

it’s like 4am 

I can’t in good conscience ask you over 

Pixie 

too bad

I’m putting my shoes on already 

be there in 10 

Adult Toast

hyung! 

you can’t leave rn! 

minnie will be worried if he wakes up to you gone!!! 

Pixie 

don’t worry so much~ 

I left a note for him 

I actually left several notes just in case he misses the first one… 

Adult Toast 

ah

he’s gonna wonder why you came over so late 

Pixie 

I’ll just make something up 

don’t worry, they won’t know anything you don’t want them to 

Adult Toast 

right 

um

that’s not exactly what I was worried about 

Pixie 

oh? 

Adult Toast 

it’s just that 

well

I haven’t been talking to minnie much since I’ve been questioning stuff 

I've only really been talking to you...

and I just don’t want him to get the wrong idea 

Pixie 

oh! 

he won’t be mad! 

you know how he is, he pokes at everyone but he’s a big marshmallow inside! 

all gooey and soft :3

he’ll understand, they all will! 

Adult Toast

ah, no

I meant like 

about me and you

Pixie

us? 

Adult Toast 

yeah like

nothing is going on between us

um 

romantically? 

Pixie 

oh 

OH 

so you like minnie then? 😏 😏

Adult Toast 

uggghhhhhh

it’s not a big deal 

and he probably doesn’t feel the same way 

I just 

Pixie 

hey! 

what’s with this negative attitude??

he could! you don’t know! 

Adult Toast 

I think I do actually 

Pixie 

how? 

has he said something? 

Adult Toast 

well

no, not really 

but I think I’d be able to tell if he did like me back 

Pixie 

seungmin? 

kim seungmin??

are we talking about the same guy?

no one can get a read on that kid 

Adult Toast 

I can read him just fine

Pixie 

even if you can

wouldn’t he be hiding it from you? 

Adult Toast

no? 

I’m pretty obvious abt how I feel so

he’d be an idiot to hide it if it’s reciprocal 

Pixie 

two things 

first of all, you are NOT obvious??? I literally had no idea?? 

secondly, he actually / is/ an idiot so… 

Adult Toast 

ugh 

this is all irrelevant because I don’t plan to do anything about it 

Pixie 

huh?!

why not?? 

Adult Toast 

because our friendship means more than some one sided crush?? 

Pixie 

but if you both like each other, then it’s more than a one sided crush!! 

Adult Toast 

but he doesn’t like me! 

Pixie 

that’s what you think! 

Adult Toast 

ugh

you won’t let this go will you? 

Pixie 

never 

I’m gonna get a read on him now 

now that I know that there’s something to look for… 

Adult Toast 

oh christ

Pixie 

#1 innieminnie shipper right here 😌 🤝

Adult Toast 

you’re ridiculous 

when are you getting here? it’s been 10 minutes 

Pixie 

your building is in sight 

T-2 minutes!

then I can cuddle you all night long! :3 

Adult Toast 

woah 

who said anything about cuddling? 

Pixie 

:( 

Adult Toast 

ugh 

…fine 

but I get to be the big spoon. 

Pixie 

:) 

on my way up 

love you innie-ah 

see you in a bit! <3 

Adult Toast 

… 

love you too hyung

<3 

Adult Toast changed the chat name to 🐥 🖤 🦊 (no homo)

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Maknae on top 🔥

Freaky Han

okay. 

why is felix in my house…

Alpha Chan

?

he’s there unannounced? 

Menace 

Jeongin asked him to come over last night 

Freaky Han

woah

full name AND capitals… 

Alpha Chan 

minnie… 

you know it isn’t personal 

Menace 

do I know that? 

only telling felix what’s wrong seems personal 

Alpha Chan

we don’t know that he actually told felix anything though

maybe he just wanted company!

Menace 

and none of us could provide that? 

Alpha Chan

well of course we could 

but obviously he has chosen Felix as the person to go to for right now 

Menace 

exactly 

Alpha Chan

that isn’t a bad thing minnie, it doesn’t reflect on you or your ability to reassure others

there are just certain things we need to tell specific people! 

maybe it’s a subject felix knows more about or something 

… 

okay, I’m going to pretend you are absorbing what I said and not just wallowing 

Freaky Han

I wouldn’t give him that much credit… 

Alpha Chan

would it kill you to be nice? 

Freaky Han

yes actually 

Big Boobs 

Christopher

Freaky Han

I told you~

Big Boobs

I went to sleep early one day 

ONE day 

and you’re blowing my phone up early enough to wake ME up

Freaky Han

cue "channie protection squad"

Big Boobs 

there’s no way you got more than three hours of sleep

you better be planning to stay in bed today or so help me god 

Alpha Chan

oh no

binnie

I can’t- KKKKSHHHSKSKJSKSKSKSKHSKS

I can’t hear- KSJSJAJAKJSSSKKAKA you’re breakin- KSKSKKSJJSKS 

Big Boobs

I know you’re not pretending to drop a call over text right now… 

I’m coming over to make sure you sleep

Freaky Han

Binchan flirting at 7am? 

fork found in kitchen

QUEER people in my phone :,)

Adult Toast 

hello sun

hello crack in my phone screen 

hello jisung hyung's crusty sock on the couch 

hello week old left overs in the fridge 

hello queer people in my phone 

hello world 

Freaky Han

well as I live and breathe! 

hello innie <3 

Adult Toast

you’re right next to me?

Freaky Han

you’re the one texting in the chat instead of saying hi to my face… 

Adult Toast 

maybe it was for everyone but you??? 

Freaky Han 

so you hate me. 

Adult Toast 

debatable 

Big Daddy Jin 

aren’t you guys still sitting next to each other… 💀

Big Boobs

it’s better not to question the babies

I just let them bicker until they tire themselves out 

Big Daddy Jin

you’re so smart holy shit 

Adult Toast 

this is the welcome I get from my hyungs? 

smh 

it wasn’t worth it to come back :/ 

Big Daddy Jin

noooooooo

happy to hear from you again my sweetie pie 

Big Boobs 

always happy to hear from u innie! 

my snookums 

Big Daddy Jin 

my pookie 

Big Boobs

my babygirl~

Adult Tost 

alright. 

that’s enough from you two 

Freaky Han 

bro silences the whole chat yet expects us to respond anyway 😭 😭

Adult Toast 

what can I say? 

I’m complex like that 

Freaky Han

more like annoying 😻

Adult Toast

(K)eep (Y)ourself (S)afe! 😻

Freaky Han

no you 😻

Pixie 

you’d think you guys would bicker less considering you live together 

Freaky Han

how do u figure? 

Pixie 

well

you’d think you’d have run out of things to bicker about by now… 

Adult Toast 

with jisung hyung? 

never <3 

Freaky Han

the feeling is mutual <3 

Big Daddy Jin

wait

isn’t lixie there too? 

Pixie 

yeah! 

why?

Big Boobs

so you’re all… 

just texting in the same room..? 

Pixie 

don’t be silly 

I’m in the bathroom! 

Freaky Han

yeah

taking the longest shit ever btw

hurry up, I have to get ready 

Pixie 

I was taking a shower you freak 

Freaky Han

that’s my name, don’t wear it out~ 

Big Daddy Jin 

you guys are so annoying 

Freaky Han 

you know u love us jinnie~ 

Big Daddy Jin

stop with the squiggly line

Freaky Han

you mean the fucking tilde? 💀💀💀

Big Daddy Jin

of course you’d know it’s government name

nerd. 

Adult Tost, Pixie [private chat] 

🐥 🖤 🦊 (no homo) 

Adult Toast 

he didn’t respond in the chat

he’s definitely pissed 

Pixie 

hey now 

maybe he’s just sleeping in! 

Adult Toast 

I think we both know he isn’t

Pixie 

okay 

it’s a little unlikely that he is… 

but that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s ignoring you or the situation! 

he could just be busy

Adult Toast 

or 

he’s mad at me :/ 

Pixie 

don’t get sad on me innie 

I’ll cry 

Adult Toast 

aish 

I just want to fix it before it gets worse 

Pixie 

weeellllllll

maybe you can just text him privately? 

Adult Toast 

and say what? 

“hey sorry I ignored you for over a week, nothing personal~”

Pixie 

I mean

yeah? 

Adult Toast 

ughhhh 

but it was kind of personal

and he’s going to want an explanation…

Pixie 

and you won’t owe him one 

Adult Toast

I know I know 

but I feel like I have to give him something 

I don’t like when he’s upset 

Pixie

oh boy

be still my heart 

you are the sweetest little thing <3

I’d eat u up if I could 

Adult Toast

I don’t doubt you hyung

Pixie 

okay 

how about you tell him that you didn’t want to worry him? 

then you can say that you’ve learned your lesson and plan to tell him stuff from now on! 

Adult Toast 

but then I’d be lying :/ 

I can’t talk to him about that stuff 

at least not yet 

Pixie 

aish 

I really don’t know then..? 

Adult Toast 

maybe I’ll just have to wait it out :/ 

Pixie 

I guess…

I still think you should just text him personally and say that you didn’t mean anything by it 

or i could message him?

Adult Toast 

maybe..

Pixie 

I'll follow your lead, whatever you want to do I'm down

don’t push yourself innie-ah 

I’m with you on this remember? 

Adult Toast 

yeah

maybe you can just ask him if he's okay? see if he's mad? 

then i can go from there? 

...

thank you again hyung...

Pixie 

will do my sugar plum~

anything for my little innie <3 

Adult Toast 

aish...

<3 

QUEER people in my phone :,) 

Alpha Chan 

welcome back innie-ah! 

you were sorely missed <3 

Adult Toast

uhhh

don’t get me wrong hyung

I appreciate the warm welcome but

it’s been like 4 hours… 

Alpha Chan

ah yeah

I was forced to sleep 

Adult Toast

oh ! 

Big Boobs 

he says that like he isn’t appreciative of the chance to rest 🙄

Alpha Chan

I would have been fine without it bin

Big Boobs

being “fine” isn’t something you should aim for… 

aim higher hyung I’m begging you 

Pixie 

yeah! 

Channie Protection Squad reassemble! 

Big Boobs 

what lixie said! 

Alpha Chan

fine fine

the extra sleep was nice, I admit 

I just have so much to do now to make up for it 

Big Boobs

then I’ll help you 

Pixie 

me too!

Alpha Chan

aish

I’m never gonna get a moment of peace with you too huh? 

Big Boobs 

as if you could be annoyed with us 🙄

Pixie 

yeah 

you can’t resist my big sad eyes 

Big Boobs 

or my charms!

Pixie 

he means his massive boobs btw

Big Boobs

do I? 

Pixie 

well. yes! 

hope this helps!

Big Boobs 

can’t argue with that! 

Alpha Chan

this chat is so cursed… 

Big Boobs 

and yet? 

you’re still here? 

seems like u enjoy the chaos and cursed energy…

Pixie 

one might even say 

you’re a lying liar who lies 

Alpha Chan

aren’t you guys my protection squad? 

why are you ganging up on me :/

Big Boobs

we have to keep you on your toes babe

otherwise you’ll get sappy on us 

Alpha Chan

you like my sap

Big Boobs

…

was that supposed to be as sexual as it sounded? 

Alpha Chan

NO

WHY IS THAT UR FIRST THOUGHT

Big Boobs

when it comes to you, baby? 

my mind never strays far from there 😏

Alpha Chan

…

Pixie 

ew 

Adult Toast

fucking ew hyung 

Freaky Han

ayo?

Big Boobs

of course freaky han appears 🙄

Freaky Han

what can I say?

flirty Binchan is like a drug 

and I’m an addict (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Big Boobs

you’re so weird 

Freaky Han

love you too hyungie~ 

Adult Toast 

life was so much easier when I was ignoring this chat 

Freaky Han

but I bet it was also much more boring! 

Adult Toast

…

maybe so…

Chapter Text

Nyang has added Big Boobs and Alpha Chan to the group chat: 

old men

Nyang

gonna be at sungie’s for another hour or two

can one of you guys feed my babies? 

(I’m asking but you don’t actually have a choice 🖤) 

Big Boobs

???

did you mean to add me to this chat?? 

Nyang

yes? 

if I only wanted to text hyung I’d have gone to our preexisting chat… 

Big Boobs 

right but. 

one, I'm not old

and two, I don’t even live with you? 💀

Nyang 

one, yes you are old

two, are you sure? 

Big Boobs

one, fuck you

two, pretty sure, yeah 

Nyang 

and yet you’re staying over five days outta seven… 

I’m like

90% sure you’re there right now

the 10% is only on the off chance that you’re already at the gym

Big Boobs

… 

yeah I’ll feed your cats. 

Nyang 

they aren’t just cats >:( 

they’re my babies 

Big Boobs

babies that you abandoned to go bone Jisung? 🤨

Nyang 

don’t refer to sex as “bone/boning” ever again, thanks 

and yes, a dad deserves a little alone time too 

plus, they’re with their favorite uncle, they’re gonna be fine 

Big Boobs

awwwww

I’m their favorite uncle? :,)) 

Nyang 

ew no

I meant hyung 

Big Boobs

I’m gonna piss in your bed 

Nyang 

???

what the fuck? 

Alpha Chan

well there goes my plan to sleep in

Nyang 

blame your little boyfriend 

he’s obsessed with me

won’t stop texting 🙄

Big Boobs

um. fuck you?? 

Nyang 

Jisung took care of that

but thanks for the offer I guess? 

Alpha Chan

why is it that you are always in a fight with someone? 

Big Boobs

yeah

maybe you’re the problem hyung 

Alpha Chan

I was talking about you. 

Big Boobs 

ME?!

I’m a joy to be around! 

I’ve never been bad ever! in my life! 

Nyang 

now 

we all know that’s a damn lie 

Big Boobs

shut up?? 

Nyang 

no????

Alpha Chan

it’s too early for this

Big Boobs

go back to sleep channie

I’ll feed the cats and be there in a sec 

Nyang 

gonna kiss about it? 

Alpha Chan

do you wanna see us kiss or something? 

Big Boobs

^^ 

Nyang 

I mean… 

if you’re offering 😈

Alpha Chan

I’m not -_- 

Big Boobs

was kissing us yourself not enough? 

Alpha Chan

wait. 

Nyang 

I can never get enough of kissing men?? 

Big Boobs

fuck, I mean

amen to that brother ! 🤝

Big Boobs set the chat name to Man Kissers

Alpha Chan

pause. 

you guys kissed too? 

Big Boobs 

oh 

yeah? 

Nyang 

yup 

Alpha Chan

oh 

like

when haha? 

Nyang 

very unsubtle laughter there! 

anyway

like

2 years ago? 

before me and sungie got together 

Big Boobs 

yeah, not a big deal 

I’ve kissed all of you guys before so… 

Alpha Chan 

hold on

you’ve kissed all of us? 

as in. 

everyone in “queer people in my phone”? 

Big Boobs

yeah? 

for the vibes~ 

Alpha Chan

oh 

I didn’t know that 

Big Boobs

well, you knew I kissed you both and Jisung so 

I don’t think it’s that big of a jump

Alpha Chan

yeah but

you dated Jisung so that’s a little different

Nyang 

ew

don’t remind me

Big Boobs

trust me

I don’t want the reminder either 💀

Nyang 

… anyway

I think most of us have kissed each other? 

Alpha Chan

really? 

I’ve only kissed you guys… 

Big Boobs 

omg! 

we’re like the hyung kissing trio! 

Nyang 

what about jin? 

Big Boobs

channie hasn’t kissed him so he’s out 

Nyang 

damn 

it’s a cold game… 

Big Boobs 

ANYWAY 

my favorite nephews have been fed! 

coming back to bed~ 

Nyang 

gross 

Big Boobs

love you too 🖤

Nyang 

🙄

Nyang, Alpha Chan [private chat] 

evil old men 😈

Nyang

very unsubtle behavior hyung 

Alpha Chan

please shut up 

Nyang 

just saying~

if you want to make it super glaringly obvious that you’re in love with him and jealous then keep this up!!

you’re doing amazing!! 🔥

Alpha Chan

it just caught me off guard! 

I didn’t know he was just like

kissing everyone…

I thought it was something that just we did

Nyang 

I mean 

I don’t know for sure but I’m pretty sure he isn’t just 

kissing everyone as of right now

Alpha Chan

yeah 

I dunno

Ugh

I feel like I’m going crazy

Nyang 

aish hyung 

you should just tell him how you feel 

watching you guys dance around each other is genuinely painful 

Alpha Chan

but he’s like 

so confusing 

I can’t tell if the feeling is mutual

Nyang 

…

hyung. 

please. PLEASE. tell me you’re joking…

Alpha Chan

I’m being so deadly serious right now 

Nyang 

oh my god 

he obviously likes you back??? 

he flirts with you every second and takes care of you like it’s his life mission 

Alpha Chan

but lixie does those things too! 

and bin does that stuff to and for everyone! 

how can i differentiate myself from everyone else?? 

Nyang 

ugh

I don’t know how to convince you but

it’s different

I swear it’s different 

Alpha Chan

I can’t risk making things weird between us

especially not if I’m not 100% sure

Nyang 

yeah yeah 

I’ll let you slide 

for now. 

but only if you promise to look out of signs that it’s different when it’s you

Alpha Chan

I promise 

Nyang 

shake on it 

Alpha Chan 

🤝

Nyang 

🤝 

should we kiss on it too? 

Alpha Chan 

you have a boyfriend? 

Nyang 

so? 

Alpha Chan

you’re so fake

I know your ass would scream and cry and throw up if I actually tried to kiss you 

ur true bleeding monogamous heart is on ur sleeve 

Nyang 

I’ll skin you alive 

Alpha Chan

you don’t scare me~ 

my little lino~ 🖤 🎀

Nyang 

goodbye hyung 

enjoy your cuddle session with your boy best friend who you kissed one time and yet are still refusing to pursue romantically despite being in love with him! 🔥 🔥

Alpha Chan

…

bye.

Chapter Text

Pixie, Menace [private chat]

puppycat!

Pixie 

minnie~

my squishie~~~ 

I know you’re there

I asked jin if you were over and he said yeah

minnie :((( 

Menace 

yes? 

Pixie 

hello sunshine!

you’ve been absent from the chat

and our dorm 💔

Menace 

yeah

been busy 

Pixie 

jin said you’re moping 

Menace 

so you guys have been gossiping about me?

fantastic 

Pixie 

minnie :(((((( 

you know we just worry about you 

you’ve been distant since the innie thing 

Menace 

I’m fine

it’s not a big deal 

Pixie

it kinda feels like a big deal…

Menace 

well, it isn’t so

you don’t have to worry

and you don’t have to ask hyunjin to spy on me

Pixie

he’s not spying on you 

and I didn’t ask him to do anything 

we’re just checking on you 

you don’t have to be snippy about it :/ 

Menace

…

you’re right 

sorry 

Pixie 

it’s okay 

I won’t push you if you really don’t wanna talk about it 

but just know that I will listen! 

all of us would

and you should also know that innie misses you 

Menace 

if he misses me, he can text me 

or call

or just show up at our dorm

it’s been a week and I’ve only heard from him in the group chat 

Pixie 

the one you’re avoiding? 

don’t you think that maybe he’s just giving you space? 

Menace

why don’t you tell me? 

I’m sure you know considering he only wants to talk to you about his problems 

Pixie 

so it is about that huh?

Menace 

no

I mean

yeah but no

Pixie 

yeah but no? 

Menace 

ugh 

it’s just 

I tell him everything 

yeah, we’re all best friends 

but there’s something different between us

at least 

I thought there was… 

Pixie

who says there isn’t? 

just because he chose to talk to me about ONE thing doesn’t mean you don’t have something special 

Menace 

but if he feels like he can’t tell me stuff 

doesn’t that prove that we don’t? 

Pixie

nooooo 

I won’t disclose anything about our talks, because it’s not for me to say 

but this thing was just something I know the most about 

not because he doesn’t want to tell you, I swear 

Menace

well why couldn’t he just tell me that

instead of ignoring me and then not saying anything to me personally after he comes back 

Pixie

well, maybe he was scared that you’d be upset 

which 

you are…

Menace 

but I wouldn’t have been if he just talked to me!

Pixie

well

maybe you can tell him that? 

communication is the best policy! 

Menace 

aish

you sound like a relationship counselor 

Pixie 

what can I say?

I’m an expert on love~ 

Menace 

love? 

Pixie 

yeah

friendships have love in em 

I love you~ >3<

Menace 

right, yeah 

love you too lix 

thank you for being patient with me

I know I was being a little hardheaded 

Pixie 

awe~

my squishie~ 

I’m happy to help! 

Menace 

still

I could have handled that better

been nicer 

Pixie 

mmm maybe 

but you can only improve from here so

let’s be optimistic and look at the bright side! 

Menace 

man 

you really are sunshine personified…

Pixie

AWE

THANK YOU MINNIE~ <33333

Menace 

yeah yeah 

Pixie 

:3c  

so you’ll talk to innie? 

Menace 

yeah

I guess it’s time for me to stop stewing 

Pixie

so you admit that you were, in fact, moping? 😁

Menace

no

I said stewing

Pixie 

tomato tomato 

Menace

yeahhh 

I don’t think that works over text…

Pixie

semantics~ 

Menace 

aish 

thanks again lix

gonna head over to innie & ji’s place rn  

dunno when I’ll be back 

Pixie 

of course my little sugar plum~ 

good luck! don’t be nervous! 

let me know how it goes and we can cuddle when you get back!! 

Menace 

smh

you never miss an opportunity to cuddle do you?

Pixie 

never :3c 

Pixie has added Big Boobs and Alpha Chan and 3 others to the group chat: 

InnieMinnie supremacy! 🦊🐶

Nyang

damn

is the whole gc getting together or what 💀

Big Boobs

uhh

I don’t think you & ji count as “the whole group chat” 

Nyang

…

I’m choosing to protect my peace and not respond to that.

Big Boobs 

??? 

Pixie 

please. this is important!

innieminnie is in the works right now!

Freaky Han

AYE

I’ve been waiting for this day :,) 

Big Daddy Jin

are you often waiting for your friends to get together or? 

Freaky Han

yes. 

I have my bets on the rest of you 

Big Boobs

oh??? 

Big Daddy Jin 

if you think I’m gonna get with binnie hyung…

you might as well forfeit the bet :/ 

Big Boobs

RUDE

UNPROVOKED???

WHO SAYS I WANTED U ANYWAY??????

Big Daddy Jin

um.

you? 

constantly??

Big Boobs

well.

touché…

but no more! 

lixie is my new lover henceforth! 

Pixie 

I wasn’t already? :/

Big Boobs 

wait no

you were always my lover~ 

Freaky Han

and you guys wonder why I have my bets 🙄

Alpha Chan

right so.

you said it was in the works rn?

did something happen??

Pixie

oh yeah! 

minnie is on his way to ji & innie’s! 

gonna talk out their little tiff~ 

Freaky Han

he’s here already actually

I just left, on my way to yours jagi~ 

Nyang 

finally 

I’m sick of b*nch*n making me feel single 

Big Boobs

you’re literally the one in the relationship???

Nyang 

and yet? 

Big Boobs 

-_-

Pixie 

oh I love when u use that one! 

it looks just like you hehehe :3c 

Big Boobs 

omg stop

that :3c is literally you tho 

Pixie

omg! 

-_- <3 :3c 

^^^ US!! ^^^

Big Boobs

us!! <3 

Alpha Chan

back to innieminnie.

is this platonic or? 

Nyang, Alpha Chan [private chat] 

EVIL old men 😈

Nyang 

subtle 

Alpha Chan

SHUT

InnieMinnie supremacy! 🦊🐶

Pixie 

omg like

yes and no? 

this convo is platonic (I think.) 

but they are so lgbt abt each other >_<

Alpha Chan

innie is? 

huh. I didn’t see that coming actually 

Pixie 

THATS WHAT I SAID!

and innie had the audacity to be like “I’m so obvious about it 🙄”

Big Boobs

I am staring at my phone in shock 

like no way?? 

Nyang 

bin being oblivious to romantic feelings?? 

fork found in kitchen. 

Big Boobs

hey???

what is this??

pick on changbin day??? 

Big Daddy Jin

oh honey…

that’s everyday :/// 

Big Boobs

man what the hell ㅠㅠ

Freaky Han

wait. 

so minnie IS crushing on innie then? 

Alpha Chan

oh yeah

BIG time

he texts me every time innie so much as looks at him 

don’t get me started on the “puppy” thing 

Freaky Han

oof

didn’t realize he was freak like that 😏

Big Boobs

ew hannie 

mind outta the gutter 🙄

Freaky Han

the convo was literally in the gutter??? 

Nyang 

sungie~ 

how long until ur here :(( 

Freaky Han

SPRINTINFVNOW

BETGERE IJ TWO

Nyang

okay :) 

Big Boobs

ew 

they’re abt to be so gross… I can feel it

Pixie

in your boobs? 

Big Boobs

YES 

Pixie 

cool cool

can I see em?

Big Boobs

again? 

Big Daddy Jin

AGAIN?

Alpha Chan 

?

Nyang  

again? 👁️👁️

Big Boobs

y’all act like I don’t walk around shirtless all the time??

Big Daddy Jin

BECAUSE YOU DONT??? 

Big Boobs

yes I do?? 

Big Daddy Jin 

we literally live together and I have seen you shirtless two (2) times. 

Big Boobs

so you’re saying you wanna see me shirtless more? 

Big Daddy Jin

I mean…

I’m not opposed… 

Big Boobs 

and you said you didn’t want me 🤣🤣🤣

Big Daddy Jin

okay.

retract my statement 

put your damn shirt on

Alpha Chan

noooo don’t do that haha

you’re so hot hahahhahaha 

Nyang 

subtle. 

Alpha Chan 

is that the only word you know? 

Big Boobs

does everyone just want to see me shirtless or? 

Nyang 

yes. 

Pixie 

YES

Big Daddy Jin

NOOOOO!!! (yes.)

Freaky Han 

eh… lowkey been there done that but like

man tits are man tits so. yeah 👍 

Alpha Chan 

Yes. 

please

haha 

ha 

Big Boobs

you guys are so thirsty what the hell…

… 

I’ll send gym pics tmo 

Pixie 

I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES!!!! 

THANK YOU GOD

Alpha Chan

hell yeah 

Nyang 

hot

okay sungie is here

bye~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

Big Daddy Jin 

ew 

Nyang 

180°. 20 minutes. 

Big Daddy Jin 

um! I mean!

okay bye hyung have fun!!! 💋💋💋

Nyang 

uh huh.. 

Alpha Chan

so… 

do we think innieminnie is okay again? 

Pixie 

it’s been like half an hour and no one has called screaming and crying so 

I assume it’s going okay! 

Big Boobs

pretty low bar I fear… 

Pixie 

minnie said he’d tell me how it goes later! 

and I’m sure innie will give me an update too! 

Alpha Chan

oh wow

you’re at the center… 

Pixie

I know!! 

I’m like. 

the orchestrator of InnieMinnie 

they’ll have to fight over who’s best man I’ll be 

I’ll have to stand in the middle! 

they’ll have to kiss my cheek instead of each other! 

Big Boobs

something tells me you aren’t upset by this fact…

Pixie 

and you’d be right! :3c 

Big Boobs

so what’s the plan to get them together? 

Alpha Chan

plan? 

Big Boobs

yeah

like how are we gonna get them to confess! 

Alpha Chan

i mean

they already like each other…

I think they can figure it out from there?

Big Boobs

nooooooo

they’re too stupid! 

and innie is too good at pretending he isn’t crushing on minnie! 

they’ll never see it on their own!

Pixie 

I’m with binnie hyung one this one~ 

a little meddling never hurt anyone! 

Alpha Chan 

that just. 

isn’t true??? 

I’m sure meddling has hurt many people actually?? 

Pixie 

okay fine

maybe it has 

but we’ll be good!

only kind and gentle meddling! 

right hyung?

Big Boobs

exacccttttllyyyyy!!! 

we’re so good and the opposite of nefarious! 

Alpha Chan

that doesn’t instill me with much confidence…

Big Daddy Jin 

no no

I agree wholeheartedly with changlix

Alpha Chan

._.

hey. where have you been? 

Big Daddy Jin 

I was getting ready to go out 

Alpha Chan

at this hour?? 

Big Daddy Jin 

it’s 8pm?? 

and I’m going to lixie’s 💀

Big Boobs

um???

way to abandon your incredibly sexy and awesome roommate??? 

and without even telling me???????

Pixie 

uhhh 

he didn’t tell me either? 😭

Big Daddy Jin

do you not want me to come over?

Pixie

wait no

I’d never turn away my jiniret~ 

Big Daddy Jin 

that’s what I thought

Big Boobs

fine. 

leave me for my lover

I don’t care

I’ll just be HOT and SHIRTLESS and PERFECT by myself! 

Big Daddy Jin 

smh 🙄

leos 🙄🙄🙄

Alpha Chan

I mean… 

minsung are being kinda loud so. 

I’m kinda being persuaded to leave my own place rn… 

Big Daddy Jin

it was the shirtless thing wasn't it? 

Alpha Chan

no comment 

Big Boobs

come over channie~ 

my wife AND my lover are leaving me high and dry :/ 

Alpha Chan

putting my shoes on right now. 

Big Daddy Jin 

man what is this?? 💀

an episode of wife swap?? 💀💀

Big Boobs

worse. 

Pixie 

damn 

Chapter Text

Pixie, Menace [private chat] 

puppycat!

Menace 

I survived

all is well

birds are singing 

bees are buzzing

fairies are being born from babies laughter 

Pixie 

YAY!!  

I love when love wins!! 

Menace 

thank you again for your help lix 

I know I was being difficult 

sorry again

Pixie

nooooooo

no sad and soppy feelings!

we’re happy remember?

birds singing! 

babies laughing!

Menace 

those things can still be happening while I apologize for being shitty <3 

Pixie 

aish

yeah I guess 

thank you for the apology even tho it’s unnecessary!

Menace 

it’s not unnecessary!

Pixie

it is!

you already apologized earlier! 

Menace 

still 

I wanted to reiterate 

Pixie

yes, and I appreciate it! 

but no more~ 

you are forgiven <3 

Menace

thank you <3 

Pixie

ok ew stop

I’m slightly disturbed by overly sweet seungmin

Menace

hey?!

I’m sweet all the time!

Pixie

…

Menace 

well. to YOU at least??

Pixie 

I’ll give you that 

but this is too sweet even for me

Menace 

damn.

it must be too sweet if it’s too much for YOU

Pixie

that’s what I’m saying! 

anyway…

how did it go? 

all good and smiles??

…tears? 

Menace 

ah

only a little bit of tears… 

Pixie 

💔💔💔

stop why did I tear up just reading that 😭😭

Menace 

of course you did… 

soft hearted little cat 

Pixie 

hehe :3c 

Menace 

aish

anyway

they tried to apologize right off the bat but I kinda cut them off? 

only to apologize myself tho 

then we started laughing at each others apologies… 

Pixie 

awe :,) my squishies <3 

Menace 

yeah yeah

it was all silly until I asked what had been bothering them.. 

Pixie 

oh 

oh

OHHHHH!! 

THEM!! 

Menace 

yeah 

we ended up talking about everything 

I swear I apologized so much more after 

especially because I didn’t want to pressure them into saying anything before they were ready :(

Pixie 

I know minnie, don’t worry 

if innie told you, then they must have felt ready! you know they don’t do anything they don’t want to

Menace 

I guess

I just still feel a little guilty 

I should have given her more time to tell me on her own terms 

Pixie 

you couldn’t have known… 

Menace

yeah, she said that too.. 

still

thank you for being there for them

Pixie

not accepting that thank you 

it’s my absolute pleasure to be there for innie 

for all of you 

Menace 

ah

I might cry 

Pixie 

AHHH

come home so I can cuddle you :((( 

Menace 

can’t

innie is sleeping half on top of me rn 

Pixie 

oh? 

👁️ 👁️

Menace 

he fell asleep while we were watching a movie 

Pixie 

right 

well, cuddle session tomorrow when you come back yeah? 

Menace 

of course <3 

Pixie 

ehehe :3c 

love you seungminnie <3 

Menace 

love you too <3 

InnieMinnie supremacy! 🦊🐶

Pixie 

WAR IS OVEERRRRR!!! 

GUYS! 

oh right. it’s like. 3am……. 

ugh

how is hyunjin sleeping at a time like this! 

and the one time I need channie hyung to be awake! 

curse you channie protection squad (binnie) for being so good at your job! 

-

Big Boobs 

please don’t encourage channie to stay up ㅠㅠ 

you’re supposed to be the cofounder of the channie protection squad ㅠㅠ

-

Nyang 

now why the hell where you up at 6am on a saturday? 

Big Boobs

gym time baby 💪💪🔥🔥

Big Daddy Jin 

6am is far too early to be vertical 

Big Boobs 

said by a completely paper thin human 

if you wanna be BUILT and STRONG and SEXY 🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪💪🔥🔥💪💪🔥💪💪🔥

you gotta be up at 6am 💪💪

pumping iron 🔥🔥🔥

Big Daddy Jin

you are far too hyper for 10am 

Big Boobs

I’ve been up for four hours dude.. 

Freaky Han

and I’ve been up for 30 seconds

please stop blowing up my phone

I am trying to get my well earned sleeping in time 

Big Daddy Jin 

well earned?? 

I know your ass didn’t do any of your assignments or cook or clean or do much of anything yesterday 

Freaky Han

well earned bc I’m a good boy :3

Big Boobs

I think I just threw up a little? 

Big Daddy Jin 

^^^ 

Alpha Chan

woah 

I haven’t slept that long in months 

Big Boobs

I just let out a sigh so diabolical I fear it shook the earth 

Alpha Chan

it was certainly loud enough for me to hear through the wall… 

Big Boobs

if 9 hours of sleep is groundbreaking… I think my sigh was justified 

Nyang 

I’m with big boobs on this one 

speaking of boobs… 

Big Daddy Jin

OH YEAH

Freaky Han

??? 

Big Daddy Jin

gym pics… 

where are they. 

Big Boobs

um.

don’t hate me. 

Nyang 

NOOOOOOOO

IM CLAWING AT MY WALLS ALREADY 

Freaky Han

babe??

Nyang 

in a normal and platonic way~

Freaky Han 

right… 

Big Daddy Jin 

FINUSH YOU R SENTENTXE

Big Boobs 

damn chill 😭😭

I may have

forgotten… 

to take pics… 

Alpha Chan

GOD WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL???

HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH?????

Big Daddy Jin

HAVE WE NOT BEEN GOOD AND MERCIFUL?? 

HAVE WE NOT EARNED THE RIGHT TO HAPPINESS???? 

Freaky Han

guys woah

it’s just man tits 😭😭

Nyang 

two words 

nipple. piercings.

Freaky Han

FUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT

WHATBYENHELL 😭😭😭

Big Boobs

guys please ㅠㅠ 

Big Daddy Jin

guys waiT 

WAIT

fret not 

I’ve just had an epiphany… 

Freaky Han

speak now you weird little creature! 

Big Daddy Jin 

… 

ignoring that.. 

bin can just take the pics now >:) 

Big Boobs

oh yeah 

I thought the appeal was the gym tho? 

Nyang 

you thought we wanted to see your tits AT the gym? 

you think we’re freaking out over the gym rn?

Big Boobs

… 

well I did until you said it in that tone…

Nyang 

this is why your single 

Big Boobs

man what the hell 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m not sending pics now 😭

Alpha Chan

WAIT 

DONT PUNISH US ALL FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS! 

Big Daddy Jin

^^^ 

Freaky Han

^^^^

Nyang 

???

jagi???? 

Freaky Han

listen

you said it earlier 

nipple. 

piercings. 

Nyang 

…

fuck I mean… 

you got me there…

Big Boobs

okay chill 

I’ll send some later 

when lixie wakes up

I’m sure he’d kill everyone and then himself if he wasn’t awake when boob pics drop 

Freaky Han

oh yeah 

I forgot that this chat wasn’t abt your boobs… 

Nyang 

^^ 

Big Daddy Jin 

^^ 

Alpha Chan

^^ 

Big Boobs

guys stop 

I’ll blush (˶◜ᵕ◝˶)

Nyang, Alpha Chan [private chat] 

EVIL old men 😈

Nyang 

how are we feeling 

Alpha Chan

EVIL

AND GAY

AND JEALOUS 

Nyang 

jealous??

I can tell ji to back off… 

we won’t be so gay abt it if you want…. 

Alpha Chan

nooo ugh 

like I am but I’m not 

I don’t want you guys to change your behavior 

and I don’t want binnie to feel like he can’t do whatever he wants with his body

because he can it’s not like I own him

even if we were. together… it would still be his decision to do whatever but like 

UGH

I just 

it feels so ugly that I can’t 

like 

UGH

I don’t know how to explain it 

Nyang 

can’t say he’s yours at the end of the day? 

Alpha Chan

yeah.. 

fuck 

Nyang

Woah. OvO 

it’s that bad huh..?

Alpha Chan

no

not really 

if we were only friends for the end of time I’d be the happiest man on earth 

but sometimes I can’t help but 

want 

yk?

Nyang 

yeah 

I still think you should tell him though

Alpha Chan

I still don’t have evidence I’m any different 

Nyang 

okay 

I get it 

I won’t push 

but YOU don’t give up

okay? 

Alpha Chan

okay… 

Nyang 

ily hyung

it’ll all work out in the end, i promise~ 

Alpha Chan

OUGGGHHH!!! 😩😩😩

my heart just exploded into one million pieces 

I love you so bad 😭😭😭😭

Nyang

aish 🙄

InnieMinnie supremacy! 🦊🐶

Pixie

OMG

IM AWAKE NOW

& WAR IS OVER GUYS!! 

INNIEMINNIE IS ALIVE AND THRUVING!! 

Freaky Han

YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYY!!! 

ARE THEY LGBT TOGETHER?? 

Pixie

sadly… no 💔

Freaky Han

damn. 

Pixie

but I think we’re on our way?? 

they were cuddling last night~~~ 

Big Boobs

what’s romantic abt cuddling??

we cuddle all the time 

Pixie

it’s romantic when romantic feelings are involved! 

duh! 🙄🙄🙄

Big Boobs

my bad damn 😭

Alpha Chan

so they’ve made up? 

Pixie 

yes!!! 

all thanks to the InnieMinnie orchestrator~ >:3c 

Freaky Han

I thank you for your service good sir~ 

Pixie 

ehehe :3c 

Nyang 

yeah yeah yeah 

Felix is here

you know what that means 😈

Big Daddy Jin

hell yeah 😈

Alpha Chan

were you just lurking until now…?

Big Daddy Jin 

of course 😌

Alpha Chan

…

good to know…

Big Boobs 

*3 pictures sent* 

Alpha Chan

HEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO SAILOR! 

WOOF WOOF WOOF

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!! 

Nyang 

hell yeah

Pixie 

OUGH

ID LIKE TO THANK MY PARENTS 

AND GOD

FOR GIVING ME THE GIFT OF LIFE 

OH TO BE BORN IN THE TIME OF BINNIE BOOBS <333 

Big Daddy Jin

AWOOOOOOOGA. 😻😻😻

huminahuminahuminahumina ( ´͈ ٣ `͈)

Freaky Han

man

I know I said been there done that 

but damn…

Nyang

? 

Freaky Han

respectfully 

and platonically 

<3 

Nyang 

…

agreed. 

Big Boobs

well thanks for the ego boost boys

that’ll be 700,000 for each pic 

from each of you. 

Freaky Han

ayo???

astronomical prices there big boy

Big Boobs

you should see the price of my protein powder 💀💀

Alpha Chan

and how much for a few more? 

Pixie 

^^ 

Big Boobs

you guys are insatiable omg 💀💀

take me to dinner first or something 

Pixie 

done  

Alpha Chan

done

meet me tonight 

Pixie 

no

meet ME tonight 

Freaky Han

mooooommmmmmm

the girls are fighting again!

Big Daddy Jin 

now now 

no fighting over binnie hyung 

I’m sure he wants to go to dinner with both of you! 

Big Boobs

true true 

throuple dinner date?? 

Pixie 

YES

Alpha Chan

sure! 

Big Boobs

yay! <3 

binchanlix dinner date! 

who cheered!! 

Pixie 

ME ME ME!!! 

Alpha Chan

hahaha

me!! 

Freaky Han

I like 

cracked a smile 

does that count? 

Big Boobs

must you ruin the moment? 

Big Daddy Jin 

he must

he’s like a fairy but alongside needing attention he also has to ruin the moment or he’ll DIE 

Big Boobs

damn

Pixie, Adult Toast [private chat] 

🐥 🖤 🦊 (no homo) 

Adult Toast

sent the puppy home

he should be there in t-15 minutes~ 

Pixie 

yay! 

thank you for returning him~~~ 

he owes me cuddles !! 

Adult Toast 

assuming you talked him into coming over, I also owe you cuddles…

Pixie

YAYAYAYYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYY!!! 

Adult Toast 

yeah yeah 

thank you again

Pixie 

aish 

you guys and your thanks 

you are the ones who talked it out! 

Adult Toast

only because you helped us talk to each other! 

Pixie 

UGH

I love you guys so much but please stop thanking me!! 

Adult Toast 

okay okay 

no more thank you's I promise~ 

Pixie

good. 

now spill the tea!! 

I heard you told him abt our talk

did you feel ready to tell him….?

Adult Toast 

ah yeah 

I was so nervous about it when I was alone just thinking about how he’d react

but when we were together

idk

I guess I just couldn't remember why I was so worried? 

it just kinda came out of my mouth without me thinking 

Pixie 

awe :,) 

well I’m glad it wasn’t like

forced out of you 

I didn’t think it was but you never know 

Adult Toast

yeah

he apologized so much after 😣

I tried to let him know that I wasn’t pressured into it 

it’s just easier to talk to him and have him there

like his presence just calms me yk? 

Pixie 

ough

my heart just grew three sizes 😭😭

you guys are so cute 

Adult Toast

omg stooopp

if your heart grows anymore it’s going to become detrimental to your health~ 

Pixie 

nah 

I’m expelling love everywhere I go so it actually evens out 

Adult Toast

don’t I know it… 

Pixie 

ehehe :3c 

so he took it well then? 

didn’t say anything weird…?

Adult Toast

no, he was actually very good about it??

once he got over the guilty puppy eyed apologies he was just asking the same questions you did 

like about pronouns and my name 

and if I had a label for anything 

I was a little surprised by how he handled it? 

it was like he’d taken a course in how to handle your enby friend coming out to you 💀💀💀

Pixie

not the course 💀💀💀

I’m sure he just read you~ 

he’s good at that 

maybe to a fault 

reading the room and everyone in it but never really looking too deeply inward 

Adult Toast

aish, yeah 

perceptive puppy 🙄

Pixie

u can act annoyed all you want

I know how u really feel~~~ 

Adult Toast

UGH

let me live 💔💔

Pixie 

soooo...

are u gonna tell me abt the cuddling or do I have to shake it out of you? 🤨

Adult Toast

there’s nothing to tell! 

I just fell asleep while watching whatever he put on 

Pixie 

suurrreeeee

and the fact that you are cuddle averse and make us all beg for even a hand hold...

that is completely irrelevant to this conversation..

Adult Toast  

FREE ME??

ugh

okay FINE

maybe.

maybe I wanted to cuddle him 🙄

Pixie

AHHHHHHHH!!!!

INNIEMINNIE SUPREMACY!!! 🔥💪

Adult Toast

aish 

you hang out with hyung too much if that’s your emoji choice 💀💀

and we’re still just friends! 

Pixie

okay first of all

you can never hang out with binnie hyung too much, I’m going to dinner with him tonight~ 

secondly! you forgot the big FOR NOW at the end of that sentence!! 

Adult Toast 

if I didn’t know any better. I’d think you had a crush on hyung… 

and the for now was purposely left out! bc we are friends and we don’t ever have to be more than that

Pixie 

crush? don’t be silly 

AND YOU COULD BE MORE THAN THAT!

I swear you guys are so dense…

you could be dating already if u just confessed! 

Adult Toast

well why doesn’t he confess! 

why do I have to do it :( 

Pixie

aish! 

I bet he’s thinking the same thing!

Adult Toast

or he isn’t thinking anything bc he doesn’t like me romantically! 

Pixie

…

imagine me pulling all my hair out

Adult Toast

seems a bit dramatic… 

Pixie 

to YOU  

to me that’s the only option 

Adult Toast 

of course it is 🙄🙄

Pixie 

aish 

you’re lucky that minnie just got home 

we’ll continue our conversation abt your blossoming love story later 

I have to cash in on my cuddles~~

ttyl <3 xoxoxoxoxooxox

Adult Toast 

💀💀💀

looking forward to it hyung <3 

InnieMinnie supremacy! 🦊🐶

Pixie 

oh we are SO gonna need a plan

they are too stupid </3 

Big Boobs

I hate to tap the sign but. 

Freaky Han

no you don’t 

you love gloating abt being right 

Big Boobs

I KNOW!!!