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He a sweetie, kiss it when he eat it

Summary:

A collection of mostly smutty head cannons based off of megan thee stallion lyrics

this is for my devious dom bitches. if your looking for sub reader/mc... *hisses* seek elsewhere

based on the characterization of the boys from my other lds fic, "head, shoulders, knees and toes!.....wait no! NO TOES!!"

update: megs new album is out and it gave me the final push i needed to add a MC x Tara pairing to this fic. love my sword fighting girl kissers fr

Notes:

so i love megan thee stallion and listening to her music made me think specifically of some of the lds boys so...this happened.
shes a lyrical genius fr.
each chapter will be a different album/ep and ill link each song

Chapter 1: "Collar round his neck that say "Thee Stallion" 'cause I own him"

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

EP: MAKE IT HOT (2017)

Track list:

Intro: Make it hot

If you wanna meet a pimp then book me (Book me)

I think I read a fic like this but MC has a shared Google calendar with all the boys and every week when she sends them the link, they act like its buying tickets for a concert, staying up and trying to be the first one to book the best/most timeslots. I think Xavier prob has the best luck because he never sleeps. Slyus next since hes up a night a lot too. Poor Zayne probably is too tired after work to stay up late and Rafayel says he will but then falls asleep and whines to MC about it the next day.

 

Another head doctor tryna come lick me (Ahh)

A cute lil callback to chapter 4 Zayne in my other fic. It’s like this line was written for him. After he gets off work its MCs house immediately after for some “tension and stress relieving head.” he claims its “good for your cortisol levels.” Will knock on the door, give her a quick nod, loosen his tie and then start eating pussy. When hes done, he cleans her up, places her an order for food to be delivered and then goes home. He thinks this is normal. 

 

Megan is your master, now sit down, bitch

Duhhh. 

This could work for any of them, but it feels very Rafayel coded. She definitely calls him her bitch lol

 

Get down on them knees, trick, you belong to me, bitch

You gon' bust these plays while I sip this Hennessy, bitch (While I sip this Hennessy, bitch)

Another all arounder but probably Rafayel again. MC makes him get on his knees and eat her out, and then will tilt his chin up and pour henny in his mouth, making him swallow while she rides his face. 

(okay in the interest of coochie health, obviously dont try this at home, and definitely do not put any form of alcohol near that cooter yall)



Pull up late

Go commando in a Lambo just in case he wanna slop me

Im pretty sure its cannon that Rafayel has some sort of sports car, and Zayne definitely has a nice car too (...sorry but i feel like Xavier takes the bus asidshfihfh i mean no shade, public transport is great!!) I feel like sylus def has a lambo just laying around somewhere so ill dedicate this one to him. MC will ask him to drive her to the store to get something, and tell him to wait in the car. As shes getting out, she purposely bends over and he sees shes not wearing anything underneath. Then she proceeds to sneak out the back entrance and watches slyus from across the street as he stares at the stores entrance waiting for her to come back out and getting increasingly more agitated the horiner he gets thinking about it. When he finally gets out of the car to go look for her, MC changes the pitch of her voice and goes “oh my GOD why is your dick hard?” super loudly from behind him in an attempt to embarrass him but he just turns around and is like “isnt that what you wanted? Dont let it go to waste” and then they freak it in the car (windows tinted ofc)

 

They can't see it when you lick it cause I got that limo tinted (Yeah)

Yeah.

Sorry if u got an exhibition quink! 

Windows tinted but that car moving like its stuck in an earthquake. Their not fooling anyone.

 

I told him he can keep the roses, n****, ice out my neck (Yeah)

Sylus would def already do this, but I think Rafayel and Xavier would try to be sweet and bring her roses (she gives them to Tara instead) and MC would be like yeahh….i know you got money lets see some racks bitch

 

Uh, take it off, bitch, lean back, pop that pussy (Let's see it)

Pull them panties to the side 'cause you know them ballers lookin' (Know them ballers lookin')

MC loves being a tease! She’d do this in front of all of them and then make them play monopoly together after to see who breaks first. Shes ruthless though. “Give me all your properties and ill let you lick it” 

Rafayel: HEY THATS CHEATING…I’ll throw in a ‘get out of jail free’ card if you let me do it though….

 

Naturally

And I don't wanna talk, I put my phone on DND (Yeah)

I'm with my other n****, tryna creep like TLC (What?)

And when he tryna start, I push that button, E-N-D (Uh-uh)

And only time I see him, when I'm tryna get some D (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, yeah)

My favorite hc ever is that mc is a lesbian who just likes dick, so she literally only hits up the guys to fuck, they try to talk or get to know her more and shes just like boy bye

 

I was never meant to live life like a simp

Fuck getting skimped, I'd rather be a pimp (I'd rather be a pimp)

AU where MC owns a club and the boys are escorts that work for her. Thats it. thats the hc. Someone write this pls.

 

Bad bitch, super model

Make your n**** suck my pussy like a baby bottle (Mwah)

Xavier. I know he give that vacuum seal 3000 type head

 

But I like it with the lights on (Lights on)

I need to see if that thang really hang long (Hang long)

And he say I'm a dog, I'ma need a big bone (Big bone)

And if you fall short, I'm a send yo' ass home

Before MC did anything with any of the boys, she would invite them over and then make them take their pants off to see what shes working with. A quality inspection, if you will.

She pretends to be disappointed with all of them and send them home but then shes like lol jk lets fuck.

 

Mustard and mayonnaise

If he put me to bed, now he under arrest

Lock you down now that mouth mine, turn him to a mime

He ain't talked in a minute 'cause his tongue doin' time (Ah)

MC handcuffs them to the bed, and rides their face so the only way they can communicate is spelling words in her pussy with their tongue. Probably all of them except Xavier have sore tongues the next day and can only eat soft foods.

 

I heard you was a freak, I'm tryna see if that shit true

You heard I was a player, what that got to do wit' you?

First line is Sylus, second is Rafayel.

 

Stop actin' like a rookie, I know you know what to do

This could be all of them, but i choose Xavier for this particular hc: he thinks MC wants him to act inexperienced and shes like, girl 🤨 be fr. 

Immortal star a virgin? Ik that man ran thruuuu



Last week in htx

(This my fave song off this ep its so good)

 

Sippin' on mimosa while he lick on my panocha (ah)

Collar round his neck that say "Thee Stallion" 'cause I own him

Rafayel again except this time MC is laying by the pool enjoying mimosas and the view while he eats her out. Makes him wear a maid costume with a collar and refill her glass when its empty. He asks if she can tighten the collar for him.

 

I'm sexual, no deviant, I like my man obedient (I like my man obedient)

Don't want it missionary 'cause that's boring, I need freaky shit

I present to you: head, shoulders, knees and toes!.....wait no! NO TOES!! 

 

Crazy

Get caught in the moment and ask if it's his

Then I look back and say, "Maybe" (Ah)

She says this to all of them but gets different responses:

Zayne: “The probability of a maybe being yes is at least 50% ☝️

Xavier: “A win is a win”

Rafayel: “Bullshit. But whatever. Tell me it again please.”

Sylus: “Aw you can do better than that.” 

*MC pulls out her phone and dials one of the other boys* “and DID.” 

Sylus: “Wait i didnt mean–”

 

I sip champagne, get membrane

Go slow, yeah, that make me go insane

Damn. MC an alcoholic. And a pussy addict. But well, theres worse things to be. 

On that note, she has a different liquor for each boy. Champagne is either Rafayel or Zayne.

Sylus is like a scotch or a rum

Xavier is beer.

Zayne would also be a wine.

 

You know I want you, don't need you

Really, I just came to feed you (Ayy)

I hop on that face and stampede you (Ride)

I dont know why all my HCs have made Xavier the head specialist but 

He loves nothing more than for MC to ride his face. If his chin isnt dripping by the time she finishes, he apologizes and asks to go again

 

You know I ain't scared, I'm a freak too (Ooh)

And really, I really could teach you

Imma leave this one open to interpretation. I think all the boys are freaks on some level, and MC has taught them all a thing or two in that department 



Notes:

if you want me to do a specific song lmk these are so fun to make