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    “We’re both lucky that Charles doesn’t give a damn about anything but drug busts,” Rio murmurs pointedly. “Neither of us need to go to court for a fucking domestic right now.”

    “Oh, please, like any of that would hold up in court,” Agatha scoffs sharply. “That was the most illegal arrest I’ve ever seen, heard of, or been a part of, Special Agent.”

    Rio glares at her. “Actually, it was quite legal. You physically assaulted a government agent.” Rio pauses, narrowing her eyes as she adds, “twice.”

    “Maybe next time don’t lean into a purps car,” she advises with a light shrug. Rio stares at her, lip steadily bleeding. Shifting on her feet, Agatha clears her throat and tosses her hands in the air. Agatha looks at her as if to say, ‘what can you do?’.

    “And then you bit me. . .?”

    OR: Holiday themed fake dating AU meets the estranged wives who still yearn AU with a little bit of crime drama sprinkled in and more smut than I anticipated

    (Part Two currently in progress)

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