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    Harry woke with a deep shudder—a breath so deep he felt the unused corners of his spongey lungs reinflate with force. He looked down at his chest where a weight rested, only to get an eyeful of Hermione’s curls as she stared at him with her mouth open, face puffy from crying. Ron was just visible over her with a look of dawning horror.

    “What the fuck,” Harry ground out, letting his head drop back down to the ground as Hermione began thumping her fists on his chest in anger, right over the wet patches her tears had left on him, cursing him out.
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    When Harry accidentally kills himself, the trio promptly realise he's become something more after the war. Something to do with the Deathly Hallows lined nicely on his bookshelf. Hermione does what she does best: she plans. 'The Timeline' plans Harry's life, from the moment he withdraws from the Wizarding World for centuries to come.

    Edward is floating through immortality with disinterest and suicidal ideation. Until Alice begins having visions of a green-eyed teenager in all sorts of compromising positions with Edward. As usual, Edward is determined to avoid any possible happiness that may come at the damnation of another. Or will he?

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