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once upon a time, there was a karkat
KARKAT VANTAS: "YEAH THATS ME."
there was also two other people
Herta: "Me."
"Osana Najimi": "And me-sies!"
okay cool we have our characters. now. time to give karkat a heart attack
KARKAT VANTAS: "WHAT"
KARKAT VANTAS: "AAAAAAAAAAAAASKJFJKKDFJGJ IM FUCING DYING"
"Osana Najimi": "oh."
Herta: "You have to be kidding me."
and then karkat died. the end
i am so sorry you had to read this