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Stan Pines. That name had not left your mind for the past six months. It didn’t help that the name belonged to the devilishly handsome ‘Man of Mystery’ that lived out in a shack in the woods. Ever since he’d shown up and started up his attraction, the small town of Gravity Falls had somehow gotten weirder than ever, an achievement you hadn’t thought would be possible. Yet there he was, making the town just that more fun and pulling in the tourists -and you it would seem- with his charm and schmoozing.
You’d first encountered the strange man when you checked out one of his ‘Murder House’ tours. You had to be honest, the tour itself wasn’t very good, but Stan had a way of enticing the audience back for more with elaborate stories and plenty of jokes. He’d singled you out to help deliver a particular punchline, and the result had you and the rest of the audience howling with laughter. It was enough to make you go back a second time, then a third, and eventually it became a near weekly occurrence that you would drive up to the tiny shack just to hear his laugh. He recognised you every time, and would often gravitate towards you to pull a volunteer or start up some witty banter to excite the crowd, and you would play along, feigning shock to the audience or heckling Stan to push him towards a more humorous delivery.
It had all started innocent, but as you showed up to more tours the nature of the banter had slowly become slightly flirtatious. It was subtle enough that no one else seemed to notice, but you could see the glimmer in his eyes when he would address you, and the way he called you ‘Toots’ and ‘Sweetheart’ definitely made your heart skip a beat.
So now here you were, driving the winding road to the shack, deciding that you would make a move, tonight. There was no way he couldn’t feel the connection between the two of you, and if he didn’t you’d likely leave the town and never look back out of sheer embarrassment, so you figured there was no harm in at least trying.
You arrive just as the last load of tourists shuffle back onto the bus heading back to the town. Stan stands at the doorway, waving them farewell and inviting them to come back the next day for a “new exciting attraction I’m cookin up!”. He’d tied his mullet back into a messy ponytail, which only made the gorgeous features of his face stand out more. His suit looked ruffled and well worn, clearly having donned it the entire day, and though clearly a little exhausted from today's work, the smile on his face tells you he was satisfied.
Stan finally notices you exiting from your car and his eyes light up. God, those eyes staring right at you send butterflies through your stomach. He leans against the doorframe and crosses his arms, giving you a charming smirk.
“Well if it isn’t my favorite volunteer!” He calls teasingly. “Thought I’d missed ya this week, Toots!”
You blush slightly at the nickname as you approach. “Nah, I’d never miss a chance to see my favorite Mystery Man”
“I’m afraid you just missed the last show for the evening, unless…” The smirk on his face grows slightly more devious. “You were after a more ‘private tour’ if you catch my drift?”
Your heart does backflips in your chest and you start internally cheering, relieved he made this easier by making the first move.
“Perhaps,” you chuckle, before pulling out a bottle of whiskey from your bag. “I thought we could share a couple drinks and get to know each other a little better first”
“Aww, ya really know the way to a man’s heart, Booze!” Stan moves from the doorframe and motions for you to come in. You enter the shack and let him lead you through the merchandise area to a door normally locked while customers are present. Opening the door leads you into a small living room with a single couch and tv in the middle, and a small dining table with two seats across from each other to your left.
“Make yourself comfortable while I get us some glasses” Stan says before disappearing down another hallway. You seat yourself at the table and listen to the sound of Stan rummaging through some cupboards before returning with two shot glasses and sitting across from you. “I’ll start us off with the important one first; I’m clean, so you don’t have to worry about getting any nasty stuff from me”
You almost laugh at how obvious his intentions are and how straight-forward he’s being, as if you were simply talking about the weather, or his opinion on musicals.
“Same here” You reply, before quickly adding. “And I’m on birth control so you don’t need to worry about knocking me up or anything”
That makes him laugh, and you feel giddy after not hearing that noise in almost a week.
“Alright, good to know” He finally responds before relaxing into his chair. “So, what’s a pretty thing like you doin coming to my tour every week for the past six months?”
He pours you both a shot and quickly downs his before you can answer, before returning his full attention on you, resting his face in one hand.
“Well I’ll be honest I didn’t think I’d come back when I saw you the first time” You admit, downing your own shot and letting Stan pour you another. “No offense, but your act was a little lack-luster the first few times”
“That’s fair, didn’t really have much to go off of when I started out” You both finish your second shots and Stan pours another one. “Still doesn’t explain what brought you back”
“I’m getting to it!” You laugh, nudging his elbow slightly with your fist. He lets out a snicker and he smirks when it makes you blush. He finishes his shot before letting you continue. “There’s no point denying it was entirely you that brought me back. You’re witty, funny, mysterious, attractive…” you notice him blush and it’s your turn to smirk. “I just had to see what else Stanford Pines had to entice me with”
“It’s Stanley, actually” He corrects, and you can tell he’s being serious by the slight shift in his voice. You were sure you’d be curious about that later, but right now you didn’t care all that much. You’d call him anything if it meant he would get into your pants.
“Aright, Stanley…” He blushes more when you say his name, and you lean in closer, downing another shot. “What about you then? What brings you to this small town?”
“Ehh y’know,” He starts to lean in closer too, staring into you with those gorgeous brown eyes. His breath smells like whiskey and a hint of breath mints, and the idea of tasting his lips excites you in a lower area. “I’m just a simple Jersey guy trying to make ends meet and bring some more fun into this place, nothin special”
“Oh I think you’re very special, handsome” Your fingers snake in between his and gives his hand a small squeeze, drawing out a shaky breath from Stanley. Your lips are tantalizingly close to each other now and you can fully feel one another’s breath on each other's lips. Finally, Stanley closes the gap, kissing you passionately. His other hand reaches up to cup your face, and you melt into his touch, a small whimper escaping your mouth. Your tongue licks his lower lip and he opens up, sliding his tongue into your mouth and tasting your own tongue. You can’t wait to feel it between your legs.
You eventually break apart for air, and he stares at you lustfully, pulling off his jacket and tossing it aside. “How’s about I do some of that enticing you were hoping for?” With one hand he pulls you towards him and onto his lap while the other works at undoing his button shirt. Once you’re settled on his lap you help undo the last few buttons and remove the shirt, taking in his upper body. Hair adorns his entire chest and arms, which look like they’ve done plenty of heavy lifting in the past couple of years. You think he could pick you up with ease with biceps like those. His belly is a little rounder and softer than you expected, but definitely not a downside. He reminds you a lot of a big cuddly teddy bear, but the way he looks at you so hungrily makes you believe he won’t be particularly cuddly with you tonight.
“Like what you see then?” His raspy voice snaps you out of your daze. You realize you’ve been staring at him far too long and your face goes bright red, causing him to laugh playfully. The feeling of his body bouncing under you sends a wave of warmth between your legs. “Well, aren’t you gonna give me something to ogle at, sweetheart?”
You bite your lip and slowly start to undo your coat. It had been a while since you had gotten naked in front of someone, and you aren’t exactly as fit as you were in your college days, though considering Stan’s physique you doubted he’d mind too much. You let the coat slide to the floor before pulling your shirt off in one quick movement. Stanley takes his time taking you in, sighing wistfully before grabbing you by the waist and pulling you in close.
“God, you’re absolutely gorgeous” He crashes his lips against yours, starting another heated make out. His hands travel across your bare skin, finding what areas make you go weak on top of him and teasing those places for a while. His kisses soon start to travel down your jawline and to your neck, where it quickly finds the sweet spot that draws out a quiet moan from your lips.
“Ohhh I’m gonna enjoy hearing that noise all night long” He groans, putting all of his focus onto your neck. He licks up the entire length of it, sending a tingle up your spine as more noises escape your body. He starts to suck on that sweet spot, and you throw your hands into his hair to hold him in that spot. It’s now that you notice the bulge in his pants hardening, and it feels big. You begin to grind down on him, feeling the wetness between your legs jolt at the feeling. Stanley notices this and pulls your hips down on him, pressing himself even closer against your clothed sex.
“Think I can make you cum with your pants still on?” He asks daringly, a mischievous grin painted on his face.
“I’d love to see you try” You answer enthusiastically, running your fingers through his hair and pulling out the hair tie, letting his mullet fall freely on his back. Stanley grins even more at the challenge and starts to grind slowly against you, sending a wave of sensations through your core. His hands move to unhook your bra while his lips go back to work as your neck. He gets the bra off faster than you’d seen any other guy do before and he cups your breast with one hand. You sink into his touch, your head rolling back as you match his pace, rolling your hips with his.
“Mmm you’re really enjoying this aren’t you, baby?” He growls into your ear, nipping at it lightly with his teeth. You murmur out a small noise of approval, the sound of his voice so close to you heightening your arousal. His thumb starts to flick at your nipple and you let out a small yelp at the sudden feeling. “Just you wait till I get my mouth down there, bet you taste amazing”
You start to move at a faster face and Stan matches, holding your hips down to bring harder against you. “Imagine how it’s gonna feel having my tongue lick up your sensitive little cunt, the way my fingers’ll stretch you out so I can pound you into the mattress until you cum on my cock”
“Fuck, Stanley, don't stop, please!” You whine, feeling warmth inside of you growing, your hips becoming more erratic in pace.
“That’s it baby, cum for me” Stanley’s goading is enough to send you over the edge, and you pull Stanley’s hair tightly as you ride out your orgasm. You slowly come down, your body twitching slightly as you relax against Stanley’s chest and try to catch your breath.
“Fuck sweetheart that was hot” He murmurs, planting wet open-mouthed kisses across your face. You sigh pleasantly, loosening your grip on his hair and combing your fingers through it. Stanley starts to melt at your soft touch, before wrapping his arms around you. “Why don’t I take you somewhere more comfortable?”
You nod approvingly, and he hoists you up and carries you up the stairs to the bedroom. He closes the door behind you and gently lowers you onto the bed, going in for another deep kiss. Your hands travel down his body to his pants, but as you start to undo the zip, Stanley snatches your hands with his and pins them above your head.
“Don’t worry toots, you’ll get your turn” He purrs into your ear before slowly crawling down to meet your legs. “But first I need to get a taste of you” You raise your hips to help him remove your pants and panties in one go, and he stops to marvel at your now completely naked body.
“God I can’t believe you kept this from me for so long” He lowers his head down until it's level with your pussy. He delicately slides a finger down your wet slit and you let out a small whine, still a little bit sensitive from your climax earlier. Slowly, he places his whole mouth over it, and lets his tongue slide through your folds.
“Mmm that feels good, Stanley” You moan, entangling your hands into his hair once again. Stanley hums against you, sending shivers all across your body, and you lightly kick his side, urging him to carry on. He obliges, lapping his tongue lazily around your clit. You’re thankful that Stanley lives so deep in the woods because you’re sure that the noises you’re making can be heard for a mile. His tongue slides its way into your entrance and you gasp, the grip on his hair tightening as you pull him deeper into you. He licks every inch of your walls that he can reach, leaving you a moaning, babbling mess.
“Stanpleasemoreeeee!” You aren’t sure if he can even understand you, until he removes his tongue and replaces it with two thick fingers deep within you, stretching you out even more. You seethe slightly at the sudden fullness, and Stan pauses.
“You alright sweetheart?” He asks, looking up at you with concern in his eyes. That look turns you into putty, and you caress his face with your hand.
“Yeah…. Just need to….. adjust” You manage to get out breathlessly. Stanley smiles contently, moving up to plant a quick kiss on your forehead then returning to his position between your legs, fingers still deep inside of you. He returns his tongue onto your clit, moving soft circles around it. The feeling loosens your walls a little, and you give him the nod to keep going. His fingers start to slowly move in and out of you, each thrust making your body jolt with pleasure. “Fuuuuck Stanley yeeeesssss” You can feel that warmth bubbling up again as his fingers start moving faster and harder into you.
“Stanley I’m so closeee” You whine, grinding against his fingers to heighten the pleasure. When he curls his finger into you, hitting your g-spot, you cry out as your second orgasm crashes through you, “Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesssss!”
As you slowly start coming down from the high, Stanley removes his fingers from you and moves up to hold your shaking body, smirking at his handiwork. You feel something hard press against your leg and you look down to find that Stanley’s pants have been removed to let out his hardened cock. You start to salivate, eager to feel it fill you up even more.
“Ya good to keep goin toots?” He asks you, and you snort in response. As if he even needed to ask, but you appreciate him caring enough to check. He rolls his eyes slightly when you only nod. “I’m gonna need a verbal response if you want this to go any further”
You almost forgot how hot consent could be
“Yes Stanley, I wanna keep going” A satisfied smile creeps onto his face at your response.
“Mind lubin me up then?” He motions down his body to where his stiff cock still rests on your leg. He places himself on his back while you enthusiastically crawl down the bed and rest yourself between his legs, finally getting a full picture of his dick. It’s a decent length, with the perfect amount of girth, and you aren’t fully sure how you’ll fit the whole thing in, but you’re determined.
You start to pepper kisses up the shaft, garnering a couple of pleased grunts from Stanley, before your lips meet the head, and you slowly slide it into your mouth. You begin to bob your head up and down, licking the shaft as you go.
“Ohhhh baby, you’re too good at this” Stanley groans, placing his hands softly on your head. You act as though you’re about to pull it out, before taking it all the way into your throat, willing your gag reflex to not kick in. A guttural moan escapes Stanley, and you feel his dick twitch in your throat. He holds your head down, keeping you there a second longer, before releasing his grasp on your and letting you come up. You’re both panting heavily now, staring into each other with the same carnal hunger for one another. He pats his lap impatiently, and you let out a shaky laugh as you crawl back up.
“You nervous?” He asks.
“It’s just been a while” You answer.
“Well don’t you worry sweetheart,” He reassures sweetly. “We’ll take this at whatever pace you need”
Stanley’s kindness and patience is all you need in this moment to know you wouldn’t regret this. You line his cock up with your entrance and gently slide down onto him.
“Fuck” You thought that his fingers had made you feel full, but this was a different feeling completely. Your walls squeeze tightly against him as your body tries to adjust to his cock inside of you, and he grips your thighs tightly as his own pleasure washes through him. Your legs are already shaky as you start to bounce on Stanley’s length, drawing out lewd noises from the both of you. Stanley moans your name, and his gruff voice almost turns your legs to jelly. You lean down and kiss him passionately , grinding yourself against him.
“Stanley…. Fuck me pleeeaaasseeeee” Your voice grows more high pitched as you helplessly beg, intertwining your hands with his. Something seems to snap inside of Stanley, and he quickly and effortlessly flips your positions so he now towers above you with your legs splayed either side of him. He’s panting heavily, staring down at you with a look you can’t begin to describe.
“You have no idea how much I’ve been dying to hear you say that” he growls into your ear, moving his hips tantalizingly slowly and pulling his dick out of you. “Was tempted multiple times to pull you away from the rest of the crowd just so I could pound you into a wall and make you scream my name”
He’s oh so slowly rubbing the head of his cock against your pussy, teasing your entrance. You want to grind against it, gain any form of pleasure from it but he’s got you pinned down as he continues. “And don’t think I never noticed all those looks you gave me. I know you wanted the exact same thing”
He wasn’t wrong. You’d been fantasizing for months about pulling him away to bang you against a wall and have his way with you. You’d have gone through with it too if you had any less self worth. But you know now that biding your time was well worth the wait.
“So, tell me that again” He’s practically whispering into your ear now, his cock planted at your entrance. “What do you want me to do?”
You waste no time begging.
“I want you to fuck me. I want to you to fill me up with your cock and fuck me so hard I can’t walk straight, please Stanleyyy”
He grabs your legs and spreads them further apart.
“Good girl” With that, he pushes himself all the way in you, his cock filling your insides completely. You scream out in pleasure, digging your nails into his back as his hips let loose and start thrusting into you.
“Yes, fuck! Your cock feels so gooood!” You cry, bucking your hips in time with Stanley’s. He reciprocates your words of praise and pumps his dick into you harder. He’s moaning obscenities into your ear and his grip on your legs tightens more with each thrust. You’re not sure how long he can hold on for. You lock eyes with him.
“Make me cum again, Stanley please I need you fuck I need you!” You plead between thrusts. You weren’t sure at first that you’d be able to cum a third time, but the warmth in your core is telling you otherwise.
His hand reaches down between your legs and works your sensitive nub, while his lips move to your neck and bite down lightly, sucking on that sensitive spot again. Somehow, his dick drives even deeper into you, pounding into a part of you that drives you over the edge. Your vision momentarily goes white, and you scream Stanley’s name as you cum on his cock, your walls tightening around him. This seems to be the final straw for Stanley, and after a few more hard pumps he lets out a noise between a groan and a cry, and shoots his load into you. You feel his dick twitching inside of you, and you feel a warmth as his semen is emptied into you.
You both stay there like that for a while while you come down from your orgasms. Stanley eventually pulls out and lays beside you, catching his breath. You lay your head on his chest, listening to his heart rate slowly go down to a normal pace. Stanley wraps an arm around you and plants a kiss on your forehead, and you smile. You could get used to this.
“Wanna order some takeout?” Stanley asks.
“Takeout sounds amazing right now” You respond, soaking in his warmth. You look up at him and he beams.
“Great! Be right back” He snakes himself out from under you and races out the door, still completely naked. He’s back within a few minutes, and when he sees you again, he smiles warmly. “It’ll be about an hour….. wanna go again?”
You chuckle.
“Gladly”
By the time the two of you finally sleep, it’s close to sunrise.