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10 Ways to angry your nemesis

Summary:

It was an innocent little joke that would carry no real consequences in the end, right?

It's all his fault now I'm in all of this drama because he told me it could be a good idea I'm screwed.

School has started and with that student council postulations are open! But nobody has postulated since they're all too lazy to do it Iran told Palestine that he would be a good president and Germany told Palestine to postulate all of this would bring him to a void of disaster explore the 10 phases of his plan to win and the presidency and anger Israel his rival and the current president.

I blame Germany I hate germany

Chapter 1: Start

Chapter Text

School starts tomorrow Lebanon says

You're joking. Palestine answers

Nope

Palestine looks at his friend astonished why would Lebanon invite him over to a sleepover if school started tomorrow, he had no uniform it was 3 am, and his house was far away from Lebanon's so he had no option but to fake sob and go to sleep early once the morning arrived, he continued to fake cry as he put on his clothes and walked to school with Lebanon the worst thing about this is that he had to go to the student council and probably see Israel or Germany but is not like he had a choice on this after all.

On arrival, he waved goodbye to Lebanon and sneakily went nervously into the council room and only to see Germany sitting on a couch it obviously had to be him Germany was anxious to talk to always with those big eyes that never winked and his habit of repeating what you just said among other things made this reunion a hell hole for him once he was ready he started to speak.

Do you have a uniform?

Where's your uniform Palestine?

I asked if you have one for me to wear.

¡Ah! Sure, let me go search,

Palestine looked around the room finding a nice and elegant tea set with five cups personalized to have cultural symbols of the 4 guys that were in charge of the student council it had an air conditioner some elegant couches along with papers everywhere and photos they could have all of this while the rest of the students die of hypothermia over there in the courtyard that's so unfair.

After some time, Germany came back with a student council uniform.

That's not my uniform what are you doing with it

we had nothing else Hehe...

Germany laughed nervously while staring right into Palestine's eyes Palestine didn't stare at him back, he just stared at a wall that had a collection of photos of the student council India was in all of them even if he wasn't part of the student council "he would be a good president" Palestine tough as he walked out of the room to change in the bathroom 

didn't expect it to be exactly my size palestine says as he remembers what Germany had told him some minutes ago would he really be a good president? His thoughts where interrupted by a hand on his shoulder

What are you doing with the student council uniform? Did you switch sides like qatar or something? He said jokingly while looking at palestine 

Pff! Obviously not I just didn't have my uniform and this was all they had over there in the student council

You look good on it you would totally be a better president than Israel maybe you should postulate yourself to president! I would be your propaganda manager Iran said while laughing

They both laughed together for some time before leaving the bathroom and passing over the courtyard at the entrance of the school there was India passing posters to the students that entered palestine curious about it and told Iran to go check it

Hello guys! I'm giving posters and receiving Postulations for the election! Wanna postulate yourself? 

No thank you said Iran while grabbing a poster it was a hand drawn poster that said "Go postulate go wild! With little chibis of Qatar Germany Israel and Russia below it Iran giggled quietly

I want to! Palestine said India handed him a paper he had sparkles in his eyes it's been years since somebody had postulated! I'm so happy he told palestine 

No need to thank me he said while leaving and inspecting the paper closely it was a list of the thing that you needed to do to postulate and the process of the election Iran runned to palestine and spoke

Hey that was a joke you know I don't know if I can be your propaganda manager he giggled nervously and looked at the paper 

Seems kinda complicated

It's just 10 steps don't be a baby iran.

I don't know if you get but 10 it's a lot it's 1 week and three days one week and three days to do everything on that list 

The realization hit palestine he was shocked he can't even do his homework in one week how is he doing all of this in ten days? 

We need to find Lebanon he would know what to do right....?

Palestine said while walking to the rooftop Lebanon's usual place of relaxation and the place they usually spend their school day they walked together for some amount of time until they reached the stairs

They were old and were broken on some sides the walls where decorated with posters and drawings made by students once they arrived to the top they saw a big door palestine opened it and saw the big Sky the rooftop was big but lonely nobody came here that's why palestine and Lebanon chatted and spend time here Iran looked to the right and saw Lebanon reading a book 

I have lots of question to ask you palestine, Why are you in that uniform why didn't you came earlier and what's Iran doing here?

We need your help on something

Yeah what? I do it if it's not complicated he said while having a chill and proud expression on his face palestine explained the situation to him how he needed managers a representative and more

I can't help you with that sorry palestine's expression changes instantly and he started to beg Lebanon and dance to try to convince him Lebanon's response was giggling and giving a sarcastic and playful smile 

Ok I help you but don't expect to talk in public ever palestine accented and gave a smile to Lebanon he gaved a smile to palestine back while Iran was still there unnoticed by the two

Before Iran could say anything the Bell started ringing and the two were already gone leaving Iran alone 

What class do I have again? 

While everyone was talking walking and getting their books ready India was walking downstairs holding one single piece of paper since he was this close to the student council he was allowed to be a little late to class even if he wasn't officially a part of it the boy went through the courtyard and his thoughts were filled with happiness after all this time he could finally be Israel's representative and If he winned maybe he could finally be part of the student council

Once he arrived he opened the door and went straight to Israel's office once he entered he saw the small boy ordering some papers 

Hello there India what's up? He smiled and waited for the response of the other 

Someone just postulated! I'm so happy!! Can I be your representative for the elections? Israels expression changed from a happy and chill one to a shocked one winth in seconds he left the papers and looked at the paper India was holding

There's actually no way.... 

What's wrong Israel? 

Why out of everyone it had to be palestine? Who convinced him to do this... 

Maybe he just wanted to postulate can I be your representative? India's eyes started shinning waiting for Israel's answer hopping for that yes that he was waiting for 

Uhm I just call America and see what he says

I think my heart just broke said India with a smile while he exited the room 

Ok you can be my representative! America is in the hospital because he eated to much and they have to clean his stomach or something

Israel went to this desk and didn't bother to listen to India his day was ruined now he just hopped that India was smart enough to do a convincing speech so he could have a chance at winning

When school was finally over palestine was on the rooftop as usual talking to Iran and Lebanon in the middle of them there was a paper 

Ok so we need a representative a propagandist and a economist to be able to fully postulate since Lebanon doesn't wanna go what do you think about you being the representative Iran? 

Sure I don't mind he answered and Lebanon wrote his name on the paper palestine smiled and imagined Israel's face when he finally won his election

Ok so we need a propagandist and a economist now before he could continue speaking the door of the rooftop suddenly opened 

Hello guys! 

Chapter 2: Yaoi Dreams

Summary:

Are you sure that idea is going to work?

Yeah trust me I know what girls like!

Chapter Text

Hey guys!

Syria entered the roof waving to the three guys and sitting side by side with Iran.

"I heard what you guys were saying and thought that I would be a great minister of propaganda wink! wink!" Syria winked at Palestine and Palestine told him to speak his plan

So there's this genre of fiction about gay guys doing gay things called Yaoi I like Yaoi and girls like it too! Maybe if we gift free copies of a popular manga of this genre you will gain the girls' vote!

Everyone looked at Syria like he was crazy Lebanon started laughing and fell to the ground "Are you sure this idea will work?" Said Palestine

Yeah, trust me I know what girls like!

Iran interrupted Palestine who was about to talk "And how sure are you that every single girl in this school while like your yayoi stuff?" Syria looked at Iran and smiled at him before tickling him Iran screamed while Lebanon and Palestine watched the show unfold

"How do you know which girls dislike Yaoi sir manager?" Syria teased while he continued to tickle Iran

We should do an America and Russia comic! Bet everyone gonna love that" Lebanon spoke but before he could continue Syria interrupted him.

I prefer to die than put that obese western scum in my yaoi comic Lebanon

"Touched a nerve there" Lebanon looked the other way around and Palestine got up "I have to go bye guys" Palestine waved goodbye and closed the door unlike the rest he didn't have any clubs to attend so he went straight home after classes

At home Palestine thought about Syria's plan would it work? What was Israel's plan? He didn't even become the president the natural way he just did something weird to Germany and he was suddenly president does he even know how to do a campaign?

"I doubt it he doesn't even know how to tie his shoe," Palestine thought and laughed remembering all the times the other members had to tie Israel's shoes and laughed even more falling off the bed in the process.

He remembered the list and the day two activity was "poster designing" he would finally test his abilities with graphical design and also gift those "Yaoi" mangas Syria was talking about

The next morning the sub-director took Palestine and his team to an empty room and told them to design posters to put around the school Palestine had already planned out all the posters in his mind.

I still think this is a bad idea Syria.

"You're a party pooper Iran hehe" Syria and Iran were still discussing the Yaoi idea even after one day.

"Israel must be depressed after this" Lebanon sits next to Palestine and looks at his screen Palestine is concentrated on the poster he has never seen Palestine being so concentrated in Yaoi.

"He can't tie his shoes and can't probably do a campaign either" they laughed and once Palestine finished the poster the team reunited.

Our posters are ready so Lets discuss the rest of the activities

So, the third activity is question and answer i hope to see everyone do their best tomorrow!

"it was a joke why did he take it so seriously?" Iran asked the boy who was by his side who seemed to be distracted from reading a book to care about him

Palestine's really determined maybe he always wanted to be president just didn't have the opportunity

Iran sighed a looked at the clock on the wall school was over in five minutes he grabbed his bag and headed out

Lebanon didn't have club activities today so him and palestine walked together home "why did you postulate palestine?"

Germany told me and I tough that it would be a good idea seeing Israel cry after loosing these elections will be really satisfying!

"Do you think he will actually try to do something himself or will leave everything to his manager?" Lebanon asked while stopping by his house

Israel's is a psicopath who tries to get high on yogurt can't tie his shoes and can't seem to mind his own business he obviously will leave everything to the rest of his team

Lebanon laughed and both boys departed ways

Chapter 3: Israel is a psicopath that tries to overdose on yogurt

Summary:

After realizing that he has no chance at winning the election Israel decides to buy a lot of yogurt while he does that syria works on his yaoi master plan

"He will regret saying that this plan would be a failure!"

Chapter Text

“You wouldn't understand nobody will understand” said Israel at the cashier who was looking at the 37 yogurts that he decided to buy

Are you sure you can afford all of this? 

Israel didn't say anything he just threw money at the cashier's face and left struggling to carry his bag full of strawberry flavored yogurts 

Wait, you forgot your change!

Israel ignored the minimum wage worker and went back to school, dammit palestine! It was all his fault but even so he had to be honest to himself nobody liked him curse that guy with charisma a cute smile and the desire to actually make a change 

Whatever I don't care it's okay

With a smile on his face he returned to school it was empty since school day ended already along with the extracurricular activities but the student council stays for a special reunion every Tuesday 

Israel opened the door slowly, Russia, Germany and India were sharing tea and playing with cards “hey you're finally here!” Russia smiled and went to grab another cup 

What's the topic today? 

“The topic for today is the election who are you rooting for Israel?” said Germany with a smile

Myself? Israel looked at him like he was crazy and Germany probably was crazy either way

I'm rooting for Palestine. He seems like a nice guy! 

Do you know who you are talking to? 

Germany looked at Israel with a smile along with his really light eyes Israel trembled for looking to much looking at Germany's eyes was like looking at the sun 

What's wrong with Palestine, do you not like him? 

“Screw this, I'm out of here!” before he could go away Russia stopped him “I just finished up your tea you can't leave just like that”

Israel didn't answer, he just shut the door in front of Russia's face “that jerk! I can't wait for palestine to win these elections so that brat can finally get lost once and for all!”

Germany and India looked at each other's eyes “they're weird sometimes” India ignored Germany and went straight to try to calm Russia who was hitting the wall like a heterosexual white man in the United States of America 

I asked qassam about it and she told me to just kick Israel and reclaim the throne and I also told Hamas and he said to just let it flow so I don't know what do now 

Lebanon and palestine were eating breakfast it was a bread with a slide of cheese that was probably expired and a glass with a liquid of unknown precedence 

Qassam is right just look at the height difference between you and him a kick in the stomach and Israel goes away to the stratosphere

Palestine didn't hesitate to laugh as hard as to almost fall of the chair syria came out of nowhere and touched both of Lebanon's shoulders 

“Hello there guys” he said with a bright smile and without Lebanon noticing he put cat ears in his hair winking at palestine so he doesn't tell 

“Now that is finally Wednesday I show iran that my yaoi idea does work!” he said proudly before Lebanon threw the cat headband at him 

Hehe you look so adorable in that headband like a little kitten! 

Go tease Iran Iraq or whatever friends you have asshole! 

“For such a chill looking guy you're really easy to eager” syria and Lebanon kept fighting like they were cats before Israel stepped in 

"No fighting in the halls!” the three of them looked at Israel that had seemingly appeared out of nowhere 

“This is the cafeteria not the hallways” the realization hit and his prideful expression became a terrified one 

“Whatever! I just wanted to say that you guys that the question and answer activity is starting soon don't be late”

Wait, we're not finished. I gotta show you something guys! 

Syria grabbed Lebanon by the wrist and started running to the science classroom Israel watched as Lebanon and palestine struggled to keep up with Syria's speed

Syria opened the door only for Lebanon and palestine to see Iran tied into a chair with a fox ears and a pink shirt with the two main protagonists of the yaoi manga they were going to gift today 

“Didn't know you were into this stuff Syria” Syria speaked something unintelligible and went to untie Iran in the instant moment he did Iran started punching him

“I'm never trusting you two ever again!” Syria laughed while trying to defend himself from Iran's punches 

“Don't blame Iraq! It wasn't his fault it was mine” Lebanon and palestine looked at each other and then at whatever was happening in front of them palestine noticed a box and went to open it while Lebanon stared at Syria and Iran fighting

Inside the box there were 3 shirts with the same stamp as Iran's along with bunny and dog headbands 

Ah you found them! I did them myself. What do you think? Want the dog or bunny ears?

Palestine smiled and grabbed the dog ears along with an orange shirt Syria cried and smiled while still being hit by Iran 

After some time of convincing Iran to stop trying to beat up Syria the four were already dressed Syria was in a teal shirt with oversized bunny ears that covered his eyes and Lebanon in a blue one with cat ears 

Ok we're ready I hope everyone loves these shirts I made with my bare hands! 

“I don't like them” says Iran while trying to get closer to Syria to punch him again 

Don't waste time on fighting you two we have to go to the activity or Israel is probably gonna scream at us

Once they arrived to the school entrance were the activity was to be held there were simple cheap looking tables palestine's side had a box containing the mangas they were gonna gift 

I still think this is the worst idea you've ever had syria and no amount of promotion to this thing will save it from ending horribly! 

“You're really negative when it comes to everything he does aren't you?” Iran looked at palestine and syria who were already answering questions

I'm not negative! This is just a bad idea that's all

So you hate yaoi 

What!? Can you stop twisting my words? I just dislike this idea and I think it is not gonna work, is not hate is just critical thinking! 

Are you scared that syria or palestine may feel sad if it fails? I'm also worried about them but is better to trust their instincts

Why are you bringing palestine into the conversation? I thought you were just talking about syria and how do you know what I think? 

Lebanon didn't answer he just smiled at him and went to sit next to syria and palestine Iran smiled at the sight of his friends having fun and before he could go to sit along them a bunch of girls punched him away

"Whoa! We're, did you buy so many of these!?” “For free really!? This is my favorite manga!”

“Those shirts are so cool! Where can I buy one?”

Iran was astonished he had never seen that many girls at once he immediately regretted even doubting Syria's plan syria winked at him at continued to attend the countless girls that were speaking

Dammit syria!