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Lex Luthor was born with a special body.
He was a person who is born with both sex organs, which is rare.
In this case, both genitals are often present but non-functional, and Lex was one of them.
God gave him the right to be both male and female.
However, since Lex's father gave birth to him as the heir to a businessman, he had no intention of raising him as a woman.
He was raised as a true man, given the name Lex, and grew into a fine "man."
Although calling him admirable may be a bit of an understatement, he has grown into someone who can be described as manly in appearance.
Then, as the "Lex Luthor" you all know, he reigns over Metropolis as a "manager of a large corporation" and becomes the ultimate villain who opposes Superman.
Lex's life was intense.
He started his own business at a young age, made numerous social contributions, and worked hard to make his name known throughout the city.
Even after establishing his position, he remained busy fighting against the Blue Boy Scouts.
He didn't bring up any passionate scoops, and he himself wasn't interested in romance.
In other words, he has never had anything other than a business-like romantic relationship.
There was no so-called sexual intercourse.
All of his romantic relationships up until now have been for profit, and it was easy for him to control their hearts even without a physical relationship.
Therefore, he was extremely insensitive to such passionate gazes directed at him.
Also, even if someone pushes him down, he believes that she can do something about it on her own. He never thought about the possibility that someone of the same sex might be showing romantic feelings for him.
"Thank you, Mr. Luthor, for your generous donation to our facility."
"There's no need to worry. Your facility is giving poor children a place to live. You need to do your best to put smiles on the children's faces."
Today, the owner of a large-scale orphanage is having a party where he invites his shareholders to express his gratitude for the past year.
The orphanage was an organization that Lex came to know about when the organization was both running a small business, and gave him a chance as a way to make his name known as a philanthropist to the world.
This organization also expanded into Gotham, and was instrumental in spreading Lexcorp's name there.
For this reason, the party was held on the top floor of a high-rise building in Gotham owned by the organization, and Lex was able to fully enjoy the view of the city that would eventually become his own, and was in a great mood.
The owner hands Lex a plate of food and tells him the following.
"This is a dish that the children at the orphanage, worked hard to make. Please try it if you'd like."
"It's a classy move. Thank you."
As I said earlier, Lex was in a very good mood. That's why he didn't question the strange taste of the food just because it was made by children.
He only frowned at the slight bitterness, but said with a smile, "It tastes like the hard work of the children."
The owner smiled happily and took him out of the party venue, saying, "I'd like to talk to you about our future business," and invited him to a deserted private room.
Lex shrugged his shoulders and stepped into the room without being too cautious, thinking that the troublesome discussions about increasing donations and sending supplies were about to begin.
Now, Lex began to feel something strange about his body.
That's exactly what happened as he sat on the black leather couch in the room.
He was assailed by a feverish feeling of fatigue, similar to when you have a bad cold.
He realized that he had been given some kind of medicine, but by then the fatigue had turned into a feeling of weakness.
His fingertips only moved slightly, and he had no strength in his body at all.
Lex was unable to move, leaning back on the sofa.
He couldn't even reach for the small syringe containing the antidote that he has it always ready, and he tried to think of what to do, but his feverish brain refused to think, and he couldn't think of anything.
Lex felt like he was suffering from a high fever and drowsiness, and his heavy breathing was noisy.
"Gotham sells a lot of different medicines. And they're cheaper than in Metropolis."
Taking advantage of the fact that Lex couldn't move, the owner puts one knee in the gap in the sofa where Lex was sitting, slipped his hand through the hem of his jacket, and stroked his side over his shirt.
Lex felt a sense of disgust, as well as a sweet tickling and numbing sensation, and his unsteady head became even more confused.
"This is apparently an instant-acting aphrodisiac. Even if it's your first time, you'll feel well right away. President?"
Lex tries to think of something to make sense of it, but every time he starts thinking about it, it immediately goes away, leaving him unable to understand what the other person is saying or what's happening to him.
It tickled and was so hot that Lex could only moan, unable to let it out even if he wanted to.
Every time he stroked his body, or ran a finger across his cheek or lips, all he could do was tremble as if he had received an electric shock.
With his motionless body, he was unable to speak, and his meaningless voice only echoed faintly.
If nothing had happened, Lex would have been eaten in that sense.
But that didn't happen.
No one knows whether this was God's salvation or the devil's trick.
It was a big impact.
Lex knew that his body was blown away along with the sofa.
He hits his head on the ground, closing his eyes in pain and groaning, before slowly opening them again.
What spread out in his field of vision was a devastation.
A purple helicopter crashes into the room, and the man is pinned under the rubble.
And, thanks to his lack of strength in his body, Lex suffered relatively minor injuries and was lying in a corner of the room with little damage.
"I stumbled upon it. I hit the wrong place. The hall was on the wrong side! HAHAHA!"
Lex knows the man who can tear up an entire room and laugh without any remorse.
If Lex is Superman's nemesis, then he is Batman's nemesis.
However, Lex has only interacted with him a few times in this world.
Just because Lex knows him well doesn't mean he's a good partner.
"Huh? What about that bald head? Wow! Lex!! I thought I'd be able to meet you if I took a helicopter to the party venue, but you were here! If that's the case, I've been really lucky!!"
The clown's excited voice and laughter echoed in his head, and a deep wrinkle formed between Lex's eyebrows.
The man, the Joker, became suspicious when Lex didn't give him his usual reaction, so he jumped out of the helicopter and approached Lex.
"What's wrong, Lexy? Are you not feeling well today? Or did you have a bad day? Oh my gosh! What should I do? Where's the doctor? Hi, Mr. Luthor, what's wrong? Did you get your tongue pulled out?"
Enjoying his one-man show, Joker makes Lex sit against a wall, opens Lex's mouth, and sticks his finger in his mouth to see where his tongue is.
Normally Lex would have bitten it off, but since the drug hadn't worn off yet, Lex let out a feverish breath, and the clown blinked in surprise.
"Lex, do you have a hobby of taking drugs? Hey, are you conscious?"
Lex managed to respond by glaring at him, but the madman said, "Good!" and started groping Lex's suit without hesitation.
Joker chuckles as Lex's body bounces from the stimulation, but he finds a syringe.
"Since it's about you, I thought you were preparing something. Isn't this an antidote? Is it? If it's poison, please hate you, not me, Lexy!"
Lex mentally praised himself for not bringing in any poison this morning. Joker casually injects the antidote into Lex's arm and throws away the empty syringe.
Then, with the help of his men, he carried Lex to the helicopter and rolled him to the floor.
"As expected, I get worried when you're quiet. You said you were coming to Gotham, which is unusual, so I came to say hello, but wouldn't it be boring if it ended like this? I really need you to stop by my place."
By the time Lex's head finally started to turn, the helicopter was over Gotham, the Prince of Crime's laughter echoing.
Shaking his head, Lex took a deep breath, opened and closed his hands, and checked his body.
Apparently, there were no major injuries. He has a bump on the head where he hit his head when he was blown away, and only a few scratches on his body.
He slowly crawls towards Joker, who is looking out the window.
"Joker, what are you planning? Get off me now."
"Huh? Didn't you hear me? You came all the way to Gotham and you didn't stop by my house, right? I'm currently bitter about not being invited to a party that looked like it would be fun."
"That's my business. There's no need to invite you."
"You are so mean to me. You were attacked by the mob, weren't you? Even though you're brilliant he took advantage of your chance."
"Um... that's..."
"Did you mean to have fun? Oh, sorry? But you're not, are you? Thank you for saving me, Joker! You're welcome!! HAHAHA!!"
Lex clicked his tongue and sat firmly on the floor, remembering what happened earlier.
Although the antidote eliminated the fatigue and feeling of weakness in his body, he still had a suspicious fever.
"The man must have been trying to exploit my weakness."
Hearing Rex's words, Joker, who was looking for bats outside the window, turns around and says this in surprise.
"Sex? Is it your weakness? Why?"
"Well..., what does that mean?”
"I would like to ask you what that means. Are you an experienced person, right? If that person has a relationship with you and spends the night with you, does that become a weakness for you? What kind of deal could they hope for? they can't hope for anything! One night's mistake, a delusion, I think you'll say that."
The Joker said without laughing. Rex saw the look on his face and thought he had failed.
That's certainly true. There are people who want to have a physical relationship as a business, and there is no particular disadvantage to do so. But, Lex couldn't think of an answer to why he was being forced to have sex.
That was because it was an impossible thought for him.
"The man was in love with you, wasn't he? That's why he wanted you. Even if he had to force it."
He wanted Lex because he liked him.
He wanted to possess Lex because he loved him.
Lex's thoughts paused.
He isn't so ignorant that he doesn't know that such ideas exist.
But Lex didn't know whether he was trying not to think about having those feelings directed at him, or whether he didn't want to think about being seen as a romantic interest.
"Hey...Lex? Maybe you've never been in love?"
Lex glared at that grin as hard as he could. I couldn't help but do it, even though I knew it would prove that it was hit the bull's-eye. The clever clown begins to laugh, and Lex's mood deteriorates further.
"Your lack of laughter, humor, and romantic feelings makes me worried about you, Lexy. Maybe that guy just you didn't notice him at all, so he resorted to forceful tactics. Maybe he was trying to make a strong impression, because you're out of his league. What a sad, sad man."
"Shut up, Joker!"
Joker raised his hands to show his surrender, but he seemed to be immediately intrigued by the bat outside the window. His laughter started echoing all over the helicopter.
"But is here! You're late, Batsy! All right, inject the gas and ignite it! Turn the sky into a sea of charred fire!!"
"I just hope this helicopter doesn't crash..." Lex thought, clinging to his chair to avoid getting caught up in the noise.
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"Ta-daa!! surprise!! The charred Joker is done! HA-HA~!"
There's no way the helicopter being chased by Batman won't crash, and Lex sighs as he looks at the charred Joker.
Thanks to Hero (which is ironic), Lex was taken off the helicopter and lowered to the ground.
When he saw the helicopter fall, he thought that the clown had also died, but there was no way that's possible...
Lex wanted to get some rest before returning to Metropolis. So he was taking a breather on a sofa in a hotel in Gotham when this man appeared.
"Weren't you arrested?"
"Isn't it obvious? The police are searching the canal where the helicopter crashed."
Apparently this man has no intention of leaving Lex alone.
The Joker was a guy who would sometimes do things like this without any context.
When Lex asks him why, always he only answered that because he want to do.
"Joker, it may be pointless, but I'll ask you again. What is your purpose?"
"Purpose? Go on a date with Lex?"
"Enough. I don't ask anything."
There was no way he would get the answer Lex wanted, and he was fed up.
His body has not been able to completely get rid of the drugs, and his body is full of fatigue.
He wanted to rest before he turned away this disobedient lunatic.
"I'm going to take a bath. You wait for now. Don't wander around, you'll make the room dirty."
Lex told him that just in case. And he headed to the bathroom, casually took off his suit, threw it in the basket, and stepped into the bathroom, which was large enough to accommodate ten people.
When he took a shower, he felt comfortable, although the scratches stung a little.
After washing his body, submerge his body in the bathtub. He finally felt like he was at peace.
He had to deal with that clown when he got out of the bath, but he decided to forget about it for now.
However, that was short-lived, and soon another problem arose.
It was still a smoldering fever.
Thinking that this heat must dissipate, Lex rolled his eyes and tried to reach his lower body, but stopped moving.
Now that...
Now that he thinks about it, he has never had a fever like this before.
Ever since he was told as a child that neither of his genitals was nearly functional, he had rarely felt any sexual desire.
If he ever felt sexual desire, it was something he could vent through exercise or sleep.
In other words, he had never even experienced masturbation.
After a moment of hesitation, Lex wrapped his palm around the cutely sized penis, just enough to hide it when squeezed with one hand.
He is aware that he is a man. So, he thought that if he was to masturbate, he should use this.
However, the way he touched it was awkward, and he wasn't sure if it felt good or not.
His non-functioning genitals won't get bigger or harder.
In fact, it didn't seem like the fever was going away; in fact, it felt like it was getting worse.
Lex decided that it would be better to get rid of the heat by exercising and was about to get out of the bath.
Just time, The bathroom door was thrown open.
"You thought I could sit still, Lexy! I got bored so I came to join... Wow."
What appeared was a completely naked clown.
Again, Lex was just getting out of the bath and was standing with only one foot in the tub.
In other words, Lex's naked body is fully visible to the Joker, who enters through the door directly in front of him.
Joker's gaze scans Lex from top to bottom.
Then, when Joker stopped his gaze at an "unexpected'' spot, a moment of silence came.
Lex couldn't even get angry.
He had never felt embarrassed about his own genitals, but when he saw another person's genitals directly, he felt a difference between them and suddenly began to feel shame.
Perhaps because he only used the toilet and bath alone to avoid being seen by others, this was the first time he had seen another person's genitals other than data or photographs.
Lex was the first to move.
He unconsciously covered his lower body with his hands and submerged himself in the bathtub.
The water in the bathtub made noise and waves from the force. That was the first sound that broke the silence.
What followed was the awkward voice of the Joker.
"Isn't that weird? I thought I wanted to be having fun together in the bath only guys, but now I'm in a situation like the guy who came in without knowing there was a woman in there?"
"I'm a man!"
"Of course! I understand! I understand? Hmm...OK, So don't get mad at me, okay? You've reacted like that, so...should I leave?"
Joker, who dry laugh and put both hands forward and wave his hands, suggested that he leave this place, which was rare.
Lex feels like he's the only one be worrying about, and replies, "There's no need to leave, I was just surprised."
"Thanks for your kind offer." said the clown, who became three times quieter than usual.
And after Lex had instructed him to wash thoroughly, he washed his body as instructed.
After, Joker sat down next to him, who was already in the bath.
Lex glared at the man who was casually observing his crotch, and threw out a desperate complaint, "If you want to laugh at me, go ahead."
Joker just shrugged his shoulders at those words, didn't laugh, grabbed Lex's hand that covered his crotch, and applied gentle force and move it.
At first, Lex tried to resist, but then realized that he had nothing to hide now that it was already known, and exposed his genitals to the Joker as Lex moved his hands.
"Interesting. It's cute."
Joker leans in to get a better look, so their shoulders touch.
His hand was still in his grip, and there was no way the clown hadn't noticed Lex's body jump.
When he looked into Lex's expression, he saw that Lex's gaze was wandering.
The strong gaze that usually looks down on people is hiding in the shadows.
Joker lets go of his grip on Lex's hand, slipped his arm behind Lex's neck, crossed their shoulders, and ran his fingers up Lex's jaw and up his cheek.
This was done out of curiosity and mischief, and had no ulterior motives at all. Please believe him.
Lex, touched by Joker's finger, closes his eyes, holds his breath, and turns his head away.
The breath that came out after that was filled with heat.
The Joker is surprised to feel an excitement he hasn't felt in a while.
He felt as if his blood was rushing through his body, as if he had been struck by lightning.
"Does the drug still have any effect? Why doesn't it dissipate heat? A-ha, because yours is such a cute monster, you can't cum, right?"
He's sure the corners of his mouth turn up from excitement, giving off a frightening expression of the other person.
However, Lex is not someone to be intimidated by him.
That's why the Joker likes this friend who gets along from time to time.
He's in so much trouble because of "just a sexual desire."
Suddenly, Joker remembered their conversation from a few hours ago.
Lex saw sex as a means to exploit vulnerability.
Joker laughed it off and said he didn't know what love was, but, first of all, Joker guessed Lex doesn't even know sex.
His usual confident demeanor had disappeared, and now, as the man in front of him touched his genitals with his fingertips, he looked as if he was frightened.
Lex's legs were tightly closed, one hand gripping the edge of the bathtub and the other gripping Joker's arm.
There wasn't enough force to try to stop the Joker.
With such a huge physical difference, if Lex were to get serious, he could throw Joker away, but he doesn't.
Noticing how stubbornly he closed his legs, Joker slid his hand between Lex's thighs, straight under his genitals, which elicited a scream from Lex.
At the same time, the man who thrust his hand into it also let out a meaningless cry of surprise.
As if to confirm, Joker runs his fingers through Lex's crack.
It looked like a woman's genitals, and he kept moving his fingers back and forth over and over, checking it out.
As he did so, Lex's grip on Joker's arm became stronger, and Lex began to erratically bounce his body, desperately suppressing his voice.
It was then that Joker finally realized that he wasn't mistaken and that this was Lex's genitals and this genitals turn Lex better than the cute other.
The clown laughs with excitement as he wonders if there is such an interesting fact.
He played with the areas where Lex felt the most, slowly and quickly, and Lex shook his head to show that he was nearing his limit.
"Lex...you are scarier than an aphrodisiac."
Joker grabbed Lex's chin with the hand that was on his shoulder and forced Lex's face to face him.
He presses Lex's lips against his, running his tongue over Lex's clenched teeth, attacking his pleasure as if it's the last spurt.
When Joker forced his tongue into the mouth that opened to let out a breath and kissed Lex deeply, Lex's body bounced like never before, and his fingertips and toes tightened, before relaxing after a while.
Joker kissed him like a bird, then parted his lips, waiting until his breathing had calmed down.
After that, to lend his shoulder, and managed to sit Lex down on a chair in the changing room. After drying ourselves thoroughly with towels, they both changed into bathrobes and laid Lex on the bed.
"You... you played with my body without permission..."
"Hey, I just want you to praise me for dissipating the heat. Besides, you could have stopped me at any time, right?"
“....Shit!”
It was the first time he had been playing with (and had been played with by someone else), and even though it should have radiated heat, it still felt strange, and Lex clicked his tongue at himself for giving in to his greed.
"Go home now."
"Funny jokes."
Lex desired to keep his distance as Lex still don't forget the Joker's hand feel. But the clown climbed onto the bed with or without Lex's desire.
When Lex got up from the bed and tried to run away, he grabbed Lex's waist and pulled him towards him.
The two of them are facing sideways, close together.
When Joker got closer and closer, he rested his chin on Lex's shoulder and whispered into his ear.
"What do you give me as a reward?"
Lex isn't too young to know what a hard object is against his butt.
However, Lex was shocked by the fact that he was being seen as a sexual object by someone he had only formed an alliance with several times.
And when he heard the word, "the reward", he started thinking of an extension of what he had just done, and he sat up, seriously trying to run away.
The Joker was laughing happily and hugged him around the waist, saying,
"No, no, no, don't worry."
"Where is that guarantee! "
"I've been holding back for a long time, haven't I? Isn't that a guarantee? If you think it's dangerous, you can just shove me."
Lex couldn't hide his irritation at this playful man who winked at him, but it was true that if he hadn't been there, Lex might have been running on the treadmill until morning, exhausted. Besides, he didn't feel as disgusted as he did when he was touched by a drugged man, he thought, and reluctantly lay down on the bed.
The Joker was a little worried about Lex's lack of vigilance, but when he lay down on Lex's back again, he licked his ear and nibbled on it sweetly.
Lex turned around in surprise. But Joker said, "Yes, I know. It’s not good, is it? '' He said with a smile.
"But, since you got me excited, let me cum until the end, okay?"
"Damn it..."
The Joker wanted to get Lex excited in return for making him excited.
He purposely let him hear the sound while calling his name into his ear, hoping to enjoy seeing how he reacts.
However, Lex's breathing eventually became calmer and became regular, deep breathing.
"What!? Did you really sleep in this state?"
The voice didn't wake Lex, and Joker shrugged his shoulders and reluctantly decided to go to the bathroom.