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pepsi? No.. I like coke better.

Summary:

dazai osamu and chuuya nakahara have been rivals since middle school, but what happens when they begin to drift closer..? Sometimes soda could be the answer to a relationship. But after all, nothing lasts forever.

Notes:

merry Christmas bitches. Get ready for this goofy ahh fanfic that might leave you in tears.

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Monday.

That day of the week that everybody hates. Why? Don’t ask me. I know one thing though. It’s the day chuuya hates with every fiber of his being.

The ginger sat up in bed. Staring down at his socks. He normally never wore socks to bed since he found them uncomfortable. But he was too tired last night to care. “god. Is there a reason why I have to go back to that lame excuse of a school..?” He whispers to himself, but gets out of bed anyways. The ginger makes his way to the bathroom, the cool air hitting his face. And looks down at his toothbrush. Before giving in and just brushing his teeth. He’s so tired of having to get up early for school every morning “fuck.” He swears under his breath. It was only his 2nd week at school and he already hated it. Just like last year, and the year before, and- OKAY WE’RE GETTING OFF-TOPIC. You get the point though.

as the short redhead changes into his school uniform. His expression changes from exhaustion, to annoyance after he realizes he has to see dazai’s face again. He automatically feels like killing himself. *”why do I have to look at that bastards face again? Cant he just drop dead and do us all a favor?”* he thinks to himself. the cold air in his room becoming too much so he turns off the fan.

He goes downstairs and takes his medicine. He’s had to take it due to his allergies. His mother, kouyou, doesn’t pay much attention to him due to her always being in a work meeting. But so what? It’s not like he needs her that much… right?

 

8:00 am.
School.

 

another day of hell. Chuuya was the popular kid up until dazai and him got into one little argument, and the stupid bitchass osamu dazai decided to tell everyone chuuya was gay. It was true, but not like chuuya wanted to tell people that. He’s been getting bullied for it and there’s been a rumor going around about chuuya supposedly sucking dick in the boys the bathroom. It’s not even true, but everybody believes it because dazai is the hot basketball player and chuuya is just a gay kid that’s on the volleyball team. His only friends are yuan, shirase, and every once in a while he’ll talk to tachihara, higuchi, or ranpo. Thats it. well. That was until- actually, no spoilers!

 

8:30 am
history.

 

The one class chuuya shares with dazai. Everything’s going smoothly until- “hey, shrimp! How are you and your little fag friends doing?” The brunette jokes “hey, jerk! How are you and your daddy issues working out?” The ginger barks back.

silence.

the brunette just stares at him. While the ginger is confused on what he said to get that kind of reaction. “Fuck you.” The bandaged boy says. Before walking out of class.

 

Free period.

 

Chuuya’s favorite part of the day, because he gets to watch dazai humiliate himself on the basketball court. Well- today was different. Chuuya was drinking a can of Pepsi. *”I should throw this at him..”* the ginger thinks while staring at the empty can. And he does.

Chuuya throws the can on the court. And dazai steps on it. He looks down at the can, and looks at chuuya

 

“Pepsi? No. I like coke better.”

I KNOW THIS IS SHORT BUT ITS MY FIRST FANFIC AND I LOST MOTIVATION IN THE MIDDLE OF IT..

(more chapters are coming!)